"Now, Xiyi, do you have a girlfriend?"

"Ahem, ahem, what questions do you ask when other people drink water? ”

The liquid ran down the corners of his mouth, passed through his jaw, and dripped onto his clothes, and the young man, who had recovered from his stupor, quickly wiped the liquid from the corners of his mouth.

"Is there one?"

"I'm a married man, and the proof is that I have a wedding ring on my finger, and that's the answer. ”

"However, Xiyi is obviously a virgin. ”

The female thief who tilted her head and said that she couldn't say such a line, her reserved as a woman, or was this kind of thing discarded with the placenta at birth?

"Yes, you have to take care of it! Damn! Mingming Lixiang is nothing more than this, just the age of the first kiss. ”

Angry.

"Let me ask you, was I the object of Xiyi's first kiss?"

The more and more abnormal guys, is it because the evening is approaching, and when the demons meet the demons at dusk, they are the result of being bent over by demons and monsters?

"No, it's my wife. ”

"However, when you were kissed on the cheek, Xiyi you were obviously shaken, so it is so, your wife's relationship with you is not good. ”

“...... In fact, she is dead. ”

Looking into the distance, although Xinyan is not there, this is just an act of trying to escape, but the young man's pupils do contain emotions called sadness and nostalgia.

"Sorry for bringing up something that made you sad. ”

"It's okay, anyway, I think a nerveless guy like you will come back sooner or later, but now it's just a matter of moving the time forward. ”

"But ......"

"Huh?"

What else did she want to say, words of comfort, then thank you.

"In that case, won't Xiyi be a virgin until she dies?"

"What's the matter! It's a super peerless great magician! It's a virgin great magician who cultivates the flames to the extreme! It's a virgin great magician for a lifetime! Virginity virginity! It's enough, don't mention the word virginity anymore. ”

"It's obviously Xiyi who mentions the most ......"

"If it weren't for you, I would have kept saying, I'm so virgin, I'm really sorry! Damn! What do you think about virginity?

Messed up, the female thief in the black tights is in a dilemma.

"Should I say it, virgin?"

"Don't!"

Breaking your promise, feeling ashamed of your previous self, let's stop here, there is a bonfire-like light ahead, go to that village for a night, skip the topic of "virginity".

"What is today's festival, the Winter Food Festival?"

"No matter how you think about it, it's not going to be, it's too far away. ”

"Because of the previous topic, my brain is still in a state of confusion, and I just want to talk about the Cold Food Festival. ”

"However, today's festival ~ the day of environmental protection, it seems to be such a festival that no one will celebrate, the sense of existence is really low, and there is no holiday, but such a bright fire and an active atmosphere, no matter how you think about it, you should do what the environmental protection festival should do. ”

The female thief who remembers this festival is also a no-do, no-do person, or no-nonsense person for short.

"Probably some kind of custom, since today is their holiday, they should show hospitable, and there should be no need to worry about accommodation. ”

Of course, there may be some accidents, and the angle of the teenager with the bundle of hair is always a bit one-sided.

"If it's an attractive festival, maybe the lodging rooms in the village chief will be filled with other people. ”

"At that time, it could only be solved by the power of money. ”

"I'm a thief, and I don't allow such a wanton use of money. ”

"The money is like pie in the sky, easy to obtain, like a wallet picked up on the side of the road, and there are no police officers in this world who can take care of this kind of thing, so you can use it casually. ”

Obviously, thieves care about how money is used, or is it better to call it a strange thief, in short, a strange person.

"No! The use of money must be carefully calculated! Otherwise, it will be poor for the rest of his life, does Xiyi want to be poor for the rest of his life? ”

"Are you an old mother? I feel like you're going to be a virtuous wife. ”

"Hmm...... Wife?!I, I, I, I?!

"Of course, it's just that the man is estimated to be a little miserable. ”

"Is this a compliment?"

In the face of the other party's questioning, the teenager with the bundled hair looked away, and even wanted to change the topic.

"Probably. ”

A little weak-hearted, empty-hearted for no reason.

"I'll take it. ”

......

In the crowd, in the crowded area, there are things that resemble portable shrines, and people are praying for something, some are in love, some are cheering, and some are trembling with a sense of fear.

What the hell was going on, the teenagers and female thieves who were close to the crowd had no idea what was going on, and there was a strange atmosphere in the village, the shadows of things were swaying under the flames, and the strange shapes were like demons waving their teeth and claws.

"I feel like if I stay in this village, I'll find headless corpses tomorrow, and while it's not that I hate religion, there's something clearly wrong here. ”

I didn't have much contact with them, but the atmosphere that spread around them was like the opening line of a horror movie, and if I stayed any longer, something would happen, their values were distorted, and they were distorted by strange religious beliefs.

"Xiyi, why don't we sleep in the open?"

"More is better than less, and it's not difficult to build a temporary sleeping place. ”

The crowd suddenly let out a burst of exclamations, and the young man who turned around to leave noticed the thing coming from behind him, and instinctively wanted to knock it away, but when he saw the thing thrown, a hydrangea, such an idea appeared, and then froze for a moment, and caught the hydrangea with both hands.

No, no, no, this is definitely not a thing full of love drama, because the location of the hydrangea's whereabouts, both men and women all dodge, is like treating the plague, trembling with fear, until it is confirmed that the hydrangea was caught by Lin Xiyi, they breathe a sigh of relief and can't help but smile with joy.

What the hell is going on?

"The peach blossom luck is very vigorous~!"

"Didn't the eyes of the surrounding villagers give you any hints? This is definitely not peach blossom luck, it is almost bad luck to say it. ”

The young man said to Li Xiang, who put her hand on her shoulder, and gloated with a look of schadenfreude, I guess she was thinking about nothing more than an ugly girl now, such a thing, but if it was only such a thing, the villagers would have to show fear.

"The sacrifice to the mountain god has been chosen. ”

Sure enough, it wasn't a good thing, like the village chief, or the old man of the clergy, declared.

"That'...... It is estimated that the mountain god is an ugly woman. ”

This guy is indeed as he thought, and the reason for the schadenfreude is the 'ugly girl', which is really no problem, the female thief who has always said that the ugly girl, is warned by the Appearance Association.

"You shouldn't judge people by their appearance, at least when you see the mountain god, you are not allowed to call her an ugly girl, even if she is indeed an ugly girl, this is the way of behaving in the world, of course, there is no need to say that she is a beauty with a clear conscience, that is meaningless, if she really has no ability to know herself, ask us how she looks, it is her mistake, we can say her shortcomings as much as you like, such as ugly women and the like. ”

The young man's words deviated more and more from the right path, and he had already stipulated that the mountain god was an ugly woman as an established fact, and counted it as a prerequisite for discussion.

"Let this fortunate sacrifice be baptized and sent to the altar early tomorrow morning, when the sun rises, when the mist fills the mountain. ”

For example, the village chief, or the old man of the clergy, is not all bad news.

"At least we have a place to live, a place to rest and a night's rest. ”

"He didn't say what about the sacrificial companions, but what if he was a stingy village chief? ”

"Village Chief!"

The boy raised his hand to speak, sending a message of inquiry to the old man on the portable shrine.

"What is it? Only within the rules, we will fulfill all the wishes of the sacrifice. ”

"I hope my companion can also stay for one night, and I want to have a more hearty dinner today, after all, it's the last supper. ”

Suddenly I thought of the painting betrayed by the disciples, is the protagonist Judas or Jesus?

"Yes. ”

So those who did not spend money were congratulated on the beneficial accommodation and a sumptuous dinner.

......

Delicious fatty meat, with a refreshing sauce, what is a refreshing sauce? Of course, it is a sauce that can combine the greasy feeling of fatty meat, then lettuce, delicious, and then braised eggplant, why suddenly make a big jump in the introduction of food, because all the dishes on this table were proposed by teenagers, and the chefs were asked to make such a dish with different styles.

Don't you think it's too much?

Not at all, because they are the ones who do bad things, deliberately throwing a hydrangea and letting a stranger pick it up, even if it is not caught by hand, just being hit by a hydrangea is considered the choice of the gods, everything is the will of the gods, what a convenient excuse, isn't it?

So, the hair-tied boy gave his opinions, pointed fingers, and nitpicked, and got a sumptuous dish with international flavors.

The fork fixes the steak, the knife cuts the steak, and the female thief who doesn't know how to eat shows the correct way to eat.

"Don't you feel troublesome, like a nobleman, what do you gain besides the grace of inefficiency?"

The problem of hitting the bull's-eye, indeed, this is a ceremony that does not make any sense, it is enough to pray to today's gods before eating, no, there is no need to pray even before eating, this is the food that Lin Xiyi obtained through his own efforts.

"I got your meaningless question, and I also understood that it was a meaningless thing, it was a waste of my time, grabbing it with my hands, biting it with my teeth, anyway, this steak was soft enough, and the feeling of tasting it in a big gulp was more convenient than eating delicately. ”

"However, I think it's very useful to cut the chops into small sizes, because it allows you to mix the pieces of meat with other foods, and you can enjoy a lot of flavors in one bite, and you can enjoy a variety of foods together. ”

Cuts of meat, lettuce, rice, sauce, and so on in your mouth, you'll find a delicious quartet.

Occasionally, Lixiang would say something meaningful. ”