014, don't steal the heart of the daughter

Feng Yuan'er's crying scene is half an hour.

Yun Yi said all the good things, but Feng Yuan'er just ignored them.

Finally, Feng Yuan'er stopped crying.

She looked at Yun Yi blankly for a long time, suddenly screamed, and kicked on Yun Yi's lower abdomen, Yun Yi flew out directly, and it was another big horse.

"Little thief, what are you doing?"

Feng Yuan'er pointed at Yun Yi and shouted.

"Forehead ......"

Yun Yi struggled to get up.

What the hell is going on, turning your face faster than turning a book?

"You, you, you ......"

Yun Yi also pointed at Feng Yuan'er and was speechless.

The two pointed at each other for a long time, staring at each other for a long time.

"Poof!"

Feng Yuan'er was happy again, and said:

"Eat!"

Yun Yi disagreed:

"Of course you have to eat!"

Feng Yuan'er didn't say anything, led Yun Yi out of the hall, and came to the canteen in the back mountain together.

At this time, it was past the meal, and there were few people eating in the empty canteen hall.

The two found a big table and sat down, Feng Yuan'er asked Yun Yi:

"Man, what to eat?"

Yun Yi looked at Feng Yuan'er's red and swollen eyes, held back her laughter, and replied stiffly:

"Naturally, it's meat that eats meat, let's have a calf first!"

"Forehead ......"

Feng Yuan'er didn't seem to hear clearly, looked at Yun Yi suspiciously, and asked tentatively:

"Veal?

Is three pounds enough?"

Yun Yi shook his head arrogantly, thought he was extremely chic, and said loudly:

"Naturally it's not enough, let's take a hundred catties first!"

Feng Yuan'er shouted:

"It's a face, isn't it, the old lady is so easy to play!

Don't think that the old lady is afraid of you, it's really the old lady who has taken a fancy to you!"

Yun Yi didn't listen to the logic of this, and asked suspiciously:

"Yuan'er, don't you don't have so much meat, then it's okay to have less, brother is really hungry, how about fifty catties?"

Feng Yuan'er was angry and shouted loudly:

"Come on, cut a hundred catties of cooked beef, I'll see where he eats!"

Soon, the canteen worker brought up two large pots of beef.

Yun Yi was secretly happy in his heart, it seems that his brother is lucky, and he has found a big money owner again!

Feng Yuan'er elegantly sandwiched a piece of beef and put it in her mouth, chewing it slowly, as if she was savoring the flavor of that piece of beef.

Yun Yi didn't care about this, he said that he would eat meat, that is, he would eat a lot, and after a while, the two large pots of beef disappeared!

Feng Yuan'er held the chopsticks and didn't know what to say, but just looked at Yun Yi in a daze.

Yun Yi smiled and said to Feng Yuan'er:

"Sister, is there anything else, other meals are fine, my brother hasn't eaten enough!"

"Ahh

Feng Yuan'er screamed, jumped up and began to point at Yun Fei again, and opened her mouth wide but couldn't speak.

Yun Yi sighed and said helplessly:

"Sister, brother is really hard to raise, it's better for the two of us to forget it, brother, don't eat your village!"

Feng Yuan'er reacted at this time, and circled around Yun Yi a few times, really unable to understand where the two pots of beef went.

"Come on, cut two more pots and bring them up, the old lady won't believe it, can't he become a monster!"

The mountain bandit guys in the cafeteria were also speechless, and when they heard this, they hurriedly brought two more pots up, and watched Yun Yi eat meat together.

Yun Yi was not shy, and still sent two pots of beef into his stomach like a gust of wind, and then drank two pots of water and wine, which was enough.

Feng Yuan'er and the canteen mountain bandit guys were already numb to watch, and they didn't know how to explain what they were seeing.

After a long time, Feng Yuan'er came to her senses and asked tentatively:

"Full?"

Yun Yi patted his stomach with both hands and said proudly:

"Naturally, I'm full, and I can last for half a month again!"

Feng Yuan'er let out a long breath, it's okay!

If he really eats like this every day, this village can really make him eat nothing!

Feng Yuan'er got up immediately, she didn't want to eat either, she was already full, and she really didn't have the heart to eat again.

The two came to the Juyi Hall again and began formal negotiations.

"Yuan'er, do you think that's all there is to it?"

Yun Yi wanted to run away when she was full.

"Huh? means you want to be stabbed?

I remember what you just said!

Remember every sentence, do you want me to relay it to you again?"

"Forehead ......"

Yun Yi felt that countless Feng Yuan'er were dancing on her head, wasn't she crying stupidly just now?

"This, that, this, Yuan'er, then you say, what should I do?"

Feng Yuan'er shook the pony whip in her hand that she didn't know where it came from, and said in a low voice:

"Naturally, you joined my family and became my husband!"

"Ahh

Yun Yi was taken aback, this is not good, didn't he cause a big disaster again!

"No, it's too shameless, how will my brother be a person in the future?"

"Well, you said you wanted to marry me!"

Feng Yuan'er began to wave her pony whip again.

"Brother said that he will naturally not regret marrying you, but it is absolutely not okay to be rich, my brother still wants to be a general, he still wants to be the champion, he has to rebel, he has to be the emperor, and there are a lot of things waiting for my brother to do, how can I be a thief here!"

Yun Yi began to express his great ideals and conceive of his otherworldly life.

"Hmph, you still look down on me, what's wrong with the bandits, it's the same life!"

Feng Yuan'er was unconvinced, and raised the pony whip to Yun Yi.

"Yuan'er, you have no ambitions, and you are blind!"

Yun Yi waved his hands, his mouth like a hanging river.

"Well, how do you speak, who do you say is the rat?"

Feng Yuan'er was reluctant, and her mouth was high.

"Okay, I said it wrong, start over!"

Yun Yi hurriedly changed his words and said:

"Yuan'er, let me ask you, is the current court very cruel, and the people can't live a good life?"

Feng Yuan'er nodded.

"Are all the ordinary people in the cottage helpless to come to be bandits?"

Feng Yuan'er nodded again.

"Has the world begun to be unpeaceful, and there are more and more bandits?"

Feng Yuan'er continued to nod.

"This is a sign that the world is going to change, the rebellion is about to be justified, and the dynasty is about to change!"

Feng Yuan'er stopped nodding and looked at Yun Yi in surprise.

Yun Yi whispered sneakily again:

"Yuan'er, do you want to be the queen?"

"Ahh

Feng Yuan'er covered her mouth and exclaimed.

"Hmph! The world is out of my generation, who can't sit in that position!

Yuan'er, people have no ambitions, and there are dry bones in the grave!

It's time to make a decision, you and I will accumulate strength, and come to rob this country, I will be the emperor, you will be the queen, how beautiful is this!"

"Ahh

Feng Yuan'er's eyebrows lit up, and she looked at Yun Yi carefully, as if she didn't believe that he said these words.

"Yuan'er, don't you don't believe in being a husband, my brother has a lot of skills, but there are many things that need to be planned, as long as you give your brother time, this world is you and me!"

"Ahh

The pony whip in Feng Yuan'er's hand fell to the ground, and she didn't realize it.

Yun Yi took the opportunity to claw Feng Yuan'er's little hand and said emotionally:

"Yuan'er, you are a thief anyway, wouldn't it be more beautiful to be a bigger thief!

If you are willing to cut your body, you will also pull the emperor off the horse!

As long as you and I are husband and wife, we will definitely succeed!

This is a meaningful life, not to live in vain for a hundred years!"

Feng Yuan'er looked at Yun Yi blankly, a little stupid.

It turns out that this little thief is the biggest thief in the world!

Not only do you want to steal people's families, but you also steal your daughter's heart!