As soon as I remembered that the fat mouth was Brother Zhao Ya and I wouldn't return his hand, and I was full of excitement, and I rode a bicycle to Zhao Ya's rental house. When I got to the ground, I saw the wind-pulling locomotive of Dazui parked under the building.

"Tell you, sister, lol, this game is not actually a competitive game! Look at these heroes, they are bears, dogs, flowers, grass, hamsters, etc., and even a few human heroes use the power of pure natural and pollution-free crystals! Why are the games of the 21st century full of flowers and plants, not reinforced concrete?

"That's because LOL is actually an environmentalist game that celebrates nature!"

Burst~~

As soon as I entered the door, I took a mouthful of old blood and burst into tears

"So, don't be sad, sister, don't pay attention to this troll! Brother taught you nothing wrong, it's just that a superficial person like him can't understand the true meaning of this game!What's wrong with hamsters growing mushrooms at home??"

"Isn't it true that hamsters grow mushrooms at home to remind the world of the simplest "how can you grow the world without planting in one room"!?"

"Puff~"

"Well, Chen Qian, why are you really a rotten person as I thought, and you don't have any sense of time??Why do you have a nosebleed?"

"Hehe's okay, it's okay, it's just that this heart is a little throbbing inexplicably, it's really okay, it's really"

It hurts very much, covering the nose that was scorched by thunder just now, and it slid on the ground, watching the fat mouth teach the stupid Zhao Ya to spray her on the laptop, and spell out an "sb" with mushrooms at home, I laughed with me that day and really laughed like an sb

It turns out that Zhao Ya always grows mushrooms at home, and what a special thing is what you teach !! hate???

But when I saw the icon of the desktop dato, I understood.,He's mostly lol black at his age.,Specializing in manipulating ignorant little girls to harm the world.

Zhao Fei took Zhao Ya and looked at his teammates with a smile like SB brushing "SB", and also planted SB at home to welcome the BONG at the end of SB~~ After the explosion, the fat mouth closed the computer, and Zhao Ya also came over and asked me worriedly why I was so careless, why did I go today, missed me or something.

I haven't been with Zhao Yawen for long, and I didn't even have time to kiss and feel the greatest happiness of the little couple in love, Zhao Fei pulled Xiaoya next to him and looked at me with a black face??;

Ignoring Zhao Ya also asked him aggrievedly why he was like this, the fat big mouth just squinted his little eyes and looked at me, and said that you are going back to middle school to study, right?? In order for you not to have an accident, of course, the most important thing is not to make my sister sad, I need to train and train you, lest you get into that wolf-like place and be eaten as a lamb!

Training???

I was stunned for a moment, and when I came back to my senses, I smiled angrily, and said You're okay, right?

But when I think of Meng Liang Meng Wei who came out of Xiguan, and when I think of even those adults in our county who don't have anything important, they don't usually run to Xiguan, and even I feel a little weak when I say this. Seeing that the fat mouth didn't answer me, he was a little unwilling to ask him what he wanted to train me?

"Can you still run hundreds of push-ups and tens of miles a day? Then you might as well kill me! Anyway, before school starts, I'm tired to death by you!"

Big Mouth still didn't answer me, but just spread a few foam boards standing by the door on the ground under the inexplicable gaze of Zhao Ya and me, turned on the TV, and then took off his shoes and stood on it.

"The training will start tomorrow, and today I will test whether you are qualified to be my sister's boyfriend! What kind of person my sister is looking for is her business, but at least the boyfriend she finds must not have any problems physically! This Aunt Guan is embarrassed to take me too! Do you agree?"

Without the slightest hesitation, I nodded, one is because our relationship is very strange now, so strange that her mother has already agreed, then this is not child's play, although it is too early to say it, but sooner or later she will rush to get married;

One is because I'm very confident, although I haven't checked it, but I haven't had a few colds since I was a child, what problems can I have physiologically?

But if you don't go to the hospital to check your physiological problems, you can check a yarn here.

As a result, when Zhao Fei said expressionlessly, "Start with physical strength first, pick me up", I finally realized that this dead fat man's style has always broken through the lower limit

Forced by the obscenity of the big mouth, and also forced to not want to look so useless in front of Zhao Ya, I took a deep breath and raised my eyebrows at Zhao Ya to say a little meaning, and then took off my shoes with a colorful face and stood in front of the fat big mouth reincarnated by the second senior brother.

"Be gentle. ”

“”

Holding back the vomiting Yu Wang, glancing at Xiaoya's expectant eyes, I gritted my teeth and grabbed the crook of the fat mouth's legs, and wrapped one hand around his back, and then slammed it

burst

Damn! It's so heavy!!Your family has repaired the Titanite, right?

"Can't you hold it, can you?hehe~ You can bully and bully elementary school students like a waste sissy, how can you protect my sister with this kind of physical strength!?"

As soon as I heard his sarcastic words, the anti-bone arrogance in my heart suddenly surged, and seeing Zhao Ya's worried look for me, I became more and more unconvinced

"Up!"

With a muffled grunt, the big-mouthed elephant's legs left the ground, and the whole person hugged me under the hideous gaze of my blushing face and thick neck. At that time, the corners of my mouth couldn't help but grin hard and proudly, and I looked at the fat and big mouth contemptuously and said that the two pieces of meat are not long in vain, and you are not a little kiss when you pick you up?

As a result, when I smiled and wanted to say okay, the fat mouth really broke through the lower limit again

"Squat ten times on the spot, then jump one meter off the ground. ”

“”

“”

"You, you, you, you're not sick in the brain, you ???"

"Bang~"

He didn't scold me for the pain of his feet, but just stared at me with that naked and resentful eyes, and it was useless to scold

“”

"I'm cao!!"

At that moment, I looked at the big mouth and said to Zhao Ya, your boyfriend is fat, I really feel that I am more wronged than Dou E

Before I could scold him angrily, the fat mouth calmly took out a piece of paper from his pocket, stood next to the TV and squinted at me and said that your physical strength has been judged to be wasted, and now you will start to take the postgraduate examination for listening, you listen well.

I was unwilling, and I vaguely felt that the dead fat man was embarrassing me, but it would be forced by the face problem that men could not easily admit defeat, so I glanced at Xiaoya and pretended to smile calmly, saying you read it.

"1+1=2,6+8=68,38 Women's Day 7749,Liuwei Dihuang Pill I love cucumbers"

What the hell is this??

Cold sweat was pouring down, and I just pricked up my ears at that time, regardless of his deliberate mess to distract me, just listened carefully and memorized every word. After the fat mouth finished reading, I may know that the qualifications are a bit excessive, and I said tolerantly that I should remember for two more minutes, I repeated in my heart that this is a complicated but not too complicated piece of shit silently read many times, and when I finished reading it for the fourth time, the corners of my mouth have hooked up a confident smile, flicked 2cm long hair, looked at him with a calm smile, and said You ask, every word, I remember it clearly.

Then the fat mouth was expressionless, and asked me - what was the news broadcast about just now?

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