Chapter 128: It turns out that the gods are so picky

There are many wealthy families in the capital, so there are various practices.

Li Yuanwai is also unique, his own house is in four places, not enough to live in his wife and concubine, so he bought the houses on both sides, and the pavilions were unknowingly bought half of the street.

There are more than a dozen dancing girls in the wife and concubine, if you want to say that Li Yuanwai is exaggerated, it is counted, but there are more powerful than him!

In a place like Beijing, there are always some new tricks.

brought Wang Daochang and Wang Kuian together, and the concubines flocked to the street to greet them.

Heavy makeup is glamorous, and it is rare to have a conspicuous opportunity, and they all swagger through the market.

Although Li Yuanwai's wife is not a big family, her father is also leading the deputy six-grade Yu Lu in the court, which is considered a little faceless. It's just that my daughter's belly is really not angry, don't say it's a son, even a daughter has never been pregnant!

Over the years, Li Yuan went out to look for flowers and ask willows, and his wife could only sigh and let it go, if she wanted to blame it, she only blamed herself for not being angry!

A few days ago, the two quarreled, and Mrs. Li vented her grievances over the years, but Li Yuanwai was not an angry bag, so she ran to the next house to live for several days and didn't go back to the house to see!

Today, I heard that the little maid came over and said that she wanted to entertain the nobles, and if she didn't serve well, she would be divorced, but Mrs. Li was frightened. Knowing that Li Yuanwai wanted his son to have a demon barrier, this was his taboo, so he didn't dare to slack off, and ordered people to go out to buy chickens and sheep.

The lady of the main family is still powerful, and when the concubines saw it, they stepped aside one by one and let her sing a one-man show.

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came over to take a look, Wang Chongming couldn't help but praise: "Brother Li is so generous, this house has one room and three halls, and it looks like a skyrocket!"

"That's, haha, Wang Dao Chief, please!"

Wang Kuian's eyes rolled, and he leaned next to Wang Chongming and said, "The statue of the sky, so powerful, why is he not dead?"

"Huh?" Suddenly Li Yuanwai was unhappy, looking at Wang Kuian, who dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak!

Wang Dao Chang raised his eyebrows slightly, and followed Wang Kuian's words and said: "Brother Wang, you don't understand! Brother Li is a person who believes in Shinto, so he naturally has Shinto protection, so it's okay, there are many different types of this sky-high statue." Like Brother Li's, it is at most just three halls of chaos, and the world is not prosperous, and when it comes to chongsha, it is far from being reached! Besides, Brother Li is rich and noble, and Jiren has his own natural appearance, although it is a sky, but God will not blame it!"

Li Yuanwai was shocked, he thought that the statue of the sky-rushing statue was praising him, but he didn't expect it to be so hidden and dangerous! Immediately, he asked curiously and nervously: "Brother Wang, what does this mean? Please give me some advice!"

"Three halls are messing up!"

Tightly frowning, Li Yuan didn't know what was going on, and hugged his fists and asked Wang Daochang for guidance: "Brother Wang, what is the three halls of chaos?"

Wang Chongming touched his beard, shook his head and sighed, pointed to Li Yuanwai's concubines and said, "Look at it, Brother Li, what are these concubines of yours wearing?"

Li Yuanwai looked at it, frowned, and hurriedly explained: "Wang Daochang misunderstood, Xiao Mo is wearing the teaching uniform of the Mi Wei Sect!"

"Mi Wei Sect?"

Wang Chongming looked at Wang Kuian, Wang Kuian also looked puzzled, he hadn't heard of any Mi Wei Sect yet!

The person next to him hurriedly explained: "The Miwei Sect is a new divine religion that has recently emerged. ”

"Divine Sect?" Wang Chongming touched his beard, and then said to Li Yuanwai: "Brother Li, what is the meaning of Santang Chaoming! You are a person who worships the Buddha and my Sanqing Patriarch, and when it is over, there is this Miwei Sect! What are you worshipping?"

"Well, it's a god too!"

"Right? You have invited so many immortals on your head, and they are together, can't they pinch and fight?"

"Ah?......h

Li Yuanwai thought about it carefully, but it was also the same reason.

If there is the Buddha on the left and the Taoist on the right, one of them will call you Amitabha, and the other will call you Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable. If you shout the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, then isn't Amitabha Buddha very faceless?

If you shout Amitabha, then the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable is very faceless?

This can't be done without a fight!

Look at the road with the long finger!

I also want to add the Mi Wei Sect, and the sect leader opened his mouth, "Grandpa, come and join the sect!"

Then the two above are not allowed to explode?

Couldn't help it, Li Yuanwai nodded frantically, clenched his fists and sighed and said Chang Gaoming!

Wang Daochang smiled slightly: "It's very simple, either don't invite anything, or only invite one god! Ahem, the poor Taoist worships the Sanqing Patriarch, if you want to say, naturally I still want to invite Brother Li to join my Sanqing Sect! But I think that Brother Li values sending Guanyin, I'm afraid this thing is not appropriate!"

"But no matter what, whoever you want to invite must be pious, and you can't go to God just to give birth to a baby!

Break away from Li Yuan, drive back the concubines, and let them change their clothes!

These women are also good enough, in order to attract Li Yuanwai's attention, the dresses are also strange.

Some are dressed like savages, wearing fur jackets, which look fresh and refined, and are both wild and sexy.

There is a red suit, a big tail hanging behind the buttocks, it looks like a vixen, a big white leg is exposed, looking back and smiling, coquettish and charming!

Dressed in black, holding a long sword in her hand, with a cold face, she seems to be a cold heroine, Li Yuanwai went over to touch her buttocks, and a cold look came: "I hate it!"

The most amazing ones are those who make the king staggered!

Dressed as a nun, holding a wooden fish in her hand, she closed her eyes and knocked: "Amitabha!"

Another Taoist aunt even put on the posture of the Sanqingmen people, and the beautiful and lovely people in Taoist clothes actually had a bit of fairy spirit, and the men around them were all burning.

There are also the White Lotus Lady, the Miwes, and the Exotic Shaman!

Even......

And the female head catcher!

......

When the officials in the back saw this, they were all stupid, and they didn't know whether to take down Li Yuanwai!

As if realizing this, Li Yuanwai hurriedly yelled at the concubine who was pretending to be a female head catcher: "Don't let Lao Tzu go in yet!"

The concubine who had fallen out of favor pouted and went in.

It's not three halls of chaos, I don't know how many halls of chaos!

"Supreme Heavenly Venerable!

After exchanging words with Wang Kuian, Wang Daochang couldn't help but look at Li Yuanwai and sighed: "Brother Li, I thought you were just a mess in the three halls, and the gods were restless, it seems that you have gone too far!"

"Huh?" Li Yuanwai thought about it, too, so he said: "Brother Wang, I only learned after listening to your instructions today, so I asked them to throw away all these things!"

"Oh!

"Huh?"

Wang Dao said sternly: "This god, can you throw it around?"

"Ouch!" Li Yuanwai hurriedly covered his mouth.

"What should I do then? Would you like to ask Brother Wang for advice?"

Wang Chongming sighed and said that it is easy to invite God and it is difficult to send God, but the people who believe in God are not you, but them, so you only need to send them away! Of course, if Brother Li decides which god to choose, he can naturally keep that one!

"Oh, I see, then I should send them away! These girls are really, in order to please me, they made these famous halls, and almost killed the lord and me! Laifu!, send them all out! Xiaoli, Xiaoyu, Xiaomiao, Xiaomo, and Xiaojing!"

"Brother Li, since you want to send it, send it to me, my Wang Kuian's life is hard, resist it, accept it all, and someone will take those girls to my house!"

Without waiting for Li Yuanwai to move, several people behind Wang Kuian were well-trained and quickly followed.

"Hey, this ......" Li Yuanwai was a little unwilling, but looking at Wang Kuian, he couldn't afford to provoke him! It was Wang Daochang again, although it was a pity, but for him, women were still easy to get, and he didn't say much!

"Cough, come on, arrest the woman who pretended to catch the head and punish her severely!" Wang Chongming shouted,

A few catchers happily accepted the order, and when they went in, they took the fake head catcher woman who was just about to change her clothes and took her away!

"Sir, help......"

Li Yuan looked distressed from the outside, but he gritted his teeth and didn't dare to make a mistake.

You must know that Wang Chongming is now serving the imperial history and investigating the case of Jingzhao Mansion, not to mention the matter of his Taoist chief, even the palace guards have to be polite when they see him! These officials in the capital, which one of them has nothing unclean, if he investigates, then few can escape!

"Brother Li, this thing is for your own good, this woman is bold and reckless, dares to pretend to be an official, and let so many people see it, if you don't investigate and deal with it, this official must also be charged with favoritism, right?"

"Hey, what Brother Wang said is, this slut, damn it! Don't mention this, please, go and see Feng Shui first! How to change it, I need your good guidance!"

"Please!"

Later, Wang Kuian didn't follow, and after fishing five women, he said goodbye and retreated, and when he left, he asked someone to send a thousand taels of silver to Li Yuanwai, which was regarded as a reward!

Li Yuanwai was disdainful, but he was also helpless.

Two hundred taels for a woman?

The girls who pick up customers in Qinglou are not so cheap!

But Mrs. Li was so happy about this that she got six fox spirits away at once, and the rest of them were honest!

He ordered someone to prepare a banquet and went busily.

Li Yuanwai accompanied Wang Chongming to look around in his house, Wang Chongming reminded him, this house feng shui is related to the prosperity of the owner's life, so it must be taken seriously, it is not impossible to buy a house outside, but you must not put your home outside, otherwise, sooner or later something will happen because of the woman in the outer room!

If you want the family to prosper, then you can have an outer house, but a concubine or something, you must not live outside!

Although he has money, the imperial court also has laws, and it is not up to you to get as big as you want to get into a house that you want to enter! The four entrances are already at their limit, and they are not allowed to live in more than three houses without a temporary post in the imperial court! For this reason, Li Yuanwai still spent money to hang up an idle post. But in this house, a concubine needs two girls to serve, this is three houses, and the four houses are only that room in total, and they have to live housekeepers, people, and so on more than 100 people, where do these dozen concubines live?

But what Wang Daochang said was also reasonable, just after a while, although he sent away those crying concubines, but I don't know why, I suddenly felt a lot of relaxation in my chest, and I was breathing much more freely than before!

So in the end, I also responded to Wang Chongming's suggestion, and it was a big deal not to marry a concubine again!

After pointing out the feng shui, Wang Chongming wanted to go to see the Buddha hall that sent the son Guanyin!

Li Yuanwai was stunned,

Buddha Hall?

Then he led the king to come over and take a look!

How can there be a Buddhist hall! It's in his wife's room!

Sure enough, it's a pendulum!

Wang Daochang grabbed Li Yuanwai and began to explain why he always didn't give birth to a son!

"This is the god who invited it, that has to be offered high, every morning and evening three incense burns incense to worship, this Guanyin Niangniang can only do things for you after receiving your incense, right? You just put that, look at it as an ornament? Guanyin Niangniang can not be angry? That is, God has the virtue of a good life, so let you give birth to a daughter, if the god moves the liver fire, let alone a daughter, not only can you not give birth to a child, even if you are alive now, you will suffer!"

"Huh?"

"Brother Li, haven't you heard that people fight for a breath of Buddha to receive a stick of incense? Immortals also have to live people, how can they protect sentient beings if they don't eat incense? Look at which incense in the temple is not prosperous? What's more, you are so rich that you are reluctant to pay for incense?"

"This!"

"Didn't I say you, the immortals also have to live, you don't even send incense, just expect the immortals to do things for you? Do you think the immortals are all kind and give you for nothing?"

"Wouldn't it? There is still such a saying? Immortals also have to eat incense first and then do things? Pick the door? Isn't it?"

"Nonsense!"

Wang Daochang picked his beard: "Do you want to give you money first?"

"This, Genshin Impact is so slamming the door? can't feed the immortals!"