Chapter 195: With the Monkey's Mouth Cannon
"Lord Sanshen, we really can't take these things away, we do need help, but...... If you really don't want us to leave, you can condescend and help us get these things out. ”
"You ......" the monkey glared at once, feeling that he had been offended, and leaned forward, as if a breath of anger rushed up, and his eyes stared at me deadly, and he was speechless for a moment.
I looked at him and thought carefully about whether my idea was true, and found that, at least for now, there was no evidence to prove that it was wrong, and of course, there was no direct evidence that I was right.
"Lord Mountain God, don't be angry, why do you bother with a little human?" said the old monkey calmly on the side, still with a smile on his face, as if he was just talking about a very ordinary thing. But unfortunately I can't see its eyes, and maybe, I can draw some conclusions.
"Lord Mountain God won't let me go, and I don't want to help, then I'll be embarrassed, forgive me for taking the liberty of the proposal I just said, but seeing that only Lord Mountain God is here, and that one won't be affected, I figured out if I want to ask you for a favor, it's just that the dead horse is a live horse doctor, just give it a try." I smiled and looked at them.
The cyan monkey looked at me and didn't speak for a long time, as if he was thinking about something, and then looked at the old monkey next to him and whispered, "What do you think?"
The old monkey had always looked calm, and his tone was steady: "Lord Mountain God, you have a noble status, you can't do this kind of thing, their business, let them find a way, if they can't solve it, then kill it." ”
After speaking, the old monkey suddenly opened his eyelids, revealing his inner eyes, and a murderous aura was suddenly revealed!
Suddenly, the whole room seemed to have suddenly fallen into an ice cellar! But we clearly saw that countless cyan flames were burning in the air, but the temperature that should have belonged to it was gone! Faintly, there was a powerful ghost figure floating in it, and there seemed to be water waves in the air.
The people in the village have said that the mountain gods here will cause floods when they are angry, and this must be its power......!
I frowned slightly and looked at the old monkey.
It is the power of the mountain god to cause the flood, but the source of this power is not the blue monkey, but the ...... It!
"Lord Mountain God is a good method, this power is the only one I have seen in my life, but it seems that some of them are not so easy to releas. As I spoke, I moved slowly under my feet, and kept backing until there was no place to retreat.
During this period, the cyan monkey kept staring at us, with an angry face, but he didn't say anything, let alone action, not even a word!
It's a bit weird to say that you don't speak because you're so angry that you can't say it, but you don't act at all. It can be seen from the confrontation between the words just a few times that this so-called mountain god is not a good-tempered lord at all, and he can endure until now all thanks to the persuasion of the old monkey around him, but even if you are persuaded, there should be some expression.
In the usual clips in TV dramas, the boss stood up all of a sudden, and was about to rush forward, but the little brother next to him hurriedly grabbed his arms and hugged his waist, and persuaded while dragging back: "Forget it!"
Although this was later changed to a comedy meme, it is indeed a fragment that has been praised by many people, but here, a bad-tempered boss has not happened to such a famous scene!
"What do you mean? The power of this god is naturally not something that you and other mortals can measure, do you think that I can't take back such a powerful power if I use it? No, you are wrong! Weak, such a power is just a wave of my hand to this god. The cyan monkey looked at me and said with a sneer, but the slightly twitching corners of its mouth and the strong killing intent in its eyes showed that it was very eager to do it.
"Your strength is strong, I naturally know, but I know more that you are indeed not so enthusiastic, but you don't want to help me do it, or you are a little too suspicious, with your strength, what can I do even if I call more people? But you don't want to. ”
My expression remained the same, looking at it and saying, but the tone had obviously begun to change the style of painting, it was originally a superficial etiquette that hid the edge, but now, suddenly, it began to show the edge that had been hidden!
Beside me, the three people of the Shadow Army also didn't understand what I wanted to do, they all looked puzzled, looked at each other, made eye contact, but nothing came of it.
"Sir, what are you going to do?" The character of that thunder attribute mage was the same as his spells, the kind of eagerness, and he really couldn't hold it back at this time, so he asked.
I turned my head to look at him and smiled, "Don't worry, everything is under control, you three should be careful from above, maybe some gifts will suddenly fall." ”
"We can hear you. The green monkey said coldly.
"Of course I know you can hear me. I spread my hands, made an innocent expression, and said, "Lord Mountain God's magic is boundless, how can he not hear such a close voice?" ”
This is the truth, and it sounds fine, but if you think about it, you can detect the charm of provocation - I will say to your face that we are guarding against you, and you will make a move.
"Okay, Lord Mountain God, now the contradiction between us is here, we definitely can't move these things, or, you help us, or, we call a helper, you choose one?"
"You are on my territory, and you actually want me to make a choice?" the green monkey frowned, the fingers of his right hand were already trembling slightly, and it seemed that it would directly slash over with one claw soon!
But I didn't focus on its claws, because it wasn't a monster, so no matter how big the ordinary monkey claws were, they couldn't be as disproportionately large as those white-haired monkeys, so it didn't look that scary. But this thing doesn't depend on the size to determine the power, I've seen its power just now, maybe it's just a casual split, but I can already estimate some data slightly.
And according to this data, I can't beat this goods......
But this does not mean that I will admit it, on the contrary, people should rise to the challenge and face it head-on!
"On your territory, it's really a bit wrong for me to do this, but now the problem is true, I don't want these bottles and cans to be here, it's our common goal to take them away, I don't think this thing can appear here out of thin air, they can't come to this place through that labyrinthine tunnel, so, the cause is still you, don't help at all, isn't it inappropriate." ”
“...... What kind of nonsense are you talking about?!My monkey grandchildren have all become like that ghost because of this thing!And now you want me to help?Do we deserve it?!"
“...... Of course. ”
I looked at the monkey with a foolish look on my face and said as a matter of course.
"What?!"
"You brought them in, so you should bear the price, if you want to get the treasure, you must bear its weight, you may not have heard it, this is a sentence of our human beings, you covet those things, I don't know what it is for, but no matter what, you all need to bear the consequences!
"What a crooked reasoning!" the green monkey shouted, and with a wave of his right paw, my shirt swung backwards in a wave of air, and shouted: "What nonsense, I haven't heard of it! I don't understand it! I don't want to do it!"
"So, you can only be a closed-door emperor in this one-acre and three-point land, mountain god?
When I looked at it, my face was finally no longer smiling, but replaced with a playful look, and at the same time, with a little provocation, and a faint belligerence in my eyes!
"Human!" the green monkey stretched out his arms and moved his two arms, and there seemed to be air fluctuations on his paws, full of momentum!
It seems that I haven't appeared for a long time, but I didn't expect that humans have forgotten my horror! It seems that I have been idle for too long, and a little human dares to provoke Shenwei!"
"You're a god of!" I scolded, pointing directly at its nose. "You will only hide in the mountains and forests, do sneaky things, for those villagers who believe in you so much and fear you, you don't have a sense of what you should be as a god, you are still so high and cold to them, to them, to them who have not offended you at all, they are still so high and cold, what kind of god are you?!"
"Hmph, but it's just an inferior race, and you dare to judge my mountain gods?!"
"As I said, you don't deserve to be called a god at all! That's right, ordinary humans may really be an inferior race in your eyes, because they don't have the strength to defeat you at all, and even now, they are not necessarily your opponents with powerful firepower weapons. But one thing, you lose!"
"Which point?" asked the blue monkey with a frown.
"It's the nature of the heart. I said lightly. "Maybe you think it's very unfair, why do you have to be like a human being if you want to become a god, just because the first gods were human before? If you think so, then it's certain that you feel unfair and uncomfortable, but why don't you want to think about why the first gods were human beings. ”
"For ...... What?"
"Of course, it's because we humans talk about rules and reason!" I tilted my head to look at it, put my hands around my chest, and said: "In your animal kingdom, the law of the jungle is the basic law of survival, of course, the same is true in our human world, but we humans are more civilized, just like those etiquette, like having to bear the price of what we have done, just like the posture of the superior......"
"Including the one you just stopped at the entrance of the cave and waited? The green monkey suddenly interjected.
"Uh...... Ah, yes. I hesitated, but finally cheekily agreed.
But the green monkey scoffed at this, and said with a disdainful face, "Is this because ......of this?
"These things are not useless!" I interrupted him at once, "The reason why human beings have become such civilized creatures is because of these rules and etiquette, and because of the love of people or other creatures who are weaker than themselves. ”
"The Daomen talks about teaching without class, which is a concrete manifestation of opposing racial discrimination and status discrimination, and you are also a law-amending person, so you should know it. Our gods are revered by us because they are sympathetic to their people, and not because of a threat like you to a child who simply gets lost and strays into your territory!"
"You ......" The green monkey was angry for a while, his chest began to rise and fall, and he stared at me for a while before he said: "Human beings, they will talk tricks, okay, you don't have to wait for me to make any choices, I will give you the results now, I choose...... Kill you directly!"
As soon as he said this, the three people around me immediately became vigilant, and each of them took a posture and prepared for battle.
I, on the other hand, didn't mean to be nervous, I continued to fold my arms around my chest, looked at it with a relaxed face, and said, "Yes, you should have made this choice a long time ago, and it's a little late to make this choice." But that's right, this is indeed the best way for you, and it is also the most beneficial, and, if you play normally, with your strength, we have no room to resist at all, but ......!"
When I said this, I paused, a smile appeared on the corner of my mouth, and said, "It's a pity, you can't move now!"