Chapter 407: The wine is not good, and the fairy is not good
Hearing the word Xi'e, Li Nianfan was even more sure of the identity of the person who came.
This woman is naturally the protagonist of Chang'e running to the moon, and her original name is Chang'e.
In fact, it is mentioned in "Journey to the West" that Chang'e refers to the female immortals in the Heavenly Palace, and it is not Chang'e who is molested by Zhu Bajie, but another of the many Chang'e fairies.
Li Nianfan said with a smile: "It turned out to be Fairy Auntie, a person like you, I don't dare to deceive your tears, I will be struck by thunder." ”
Chang'e pursed her lips and smiled, and said playfully: "Lord Shengjun, don't say that, You'e is afraid of being struck by lightning." ”
She was ridiculing Li Nianfan's identity as a meritorious saint.
"Hahaha, you rely on your appearance, I rely on your talent, half a catty. ”
Li Nianfan laughed, and then invited: "Fairy E'e, do you want to come up and have a drink together?"
But the little woman was disrespectful. ”
The nepotism fluttered, drifted to the attic with the wind, and sat opposite Li Nianfan.
Li Nianfan looked at the fairy in front of him, slightly in a trance, with the big and round moon background, it was a real fairy under the moon sitting in front of him.
Drinking with yourself is a different experience.
Li Nianfan took out the crystal cup and poured it for Chang'e, "Fairy Chang'e, please." ”
"Thank you, Holy Monarch. But she was more bold than Li Nianfan imagined, raised her wine glass, and drank all the wine in the cup.
After a glass of wine, her face suddenly flushed.
Li Nianfan couldn't help but remind: "Uh...... Fairy E'e, my wine is relatively strong, so it's better to save some drink. ”
Xiao'e smiled and said, "Don't worry, Lord Shengjun, the little girl's amount of wine is still okay, is it possible that she is reluctant to give you this good wine?"
"Hehe, naturally not, just drink it openly. Li Nianfan smiled and waved his hand, looking at the two blushes on Nie'e's cheeks, expressing some doubts.
Soon, this suspicion was confirmed.
Probably influenced by Li Nianfan's poem, Xi'e's mood was not stable.
After the third glass of wine, Chang'e looked at Li Nianfan's eyes, she was already drunk, and said with a smile: "The ability of the Holy Monarch to make up stories is really an eye-opener for Xiao'e, and I am moved to see myself." ”
As she spoke, she picked up a booklet with the words "Chang'e Running to the Moon" printed on it, which not only contained stories, but also illustrated them, similar to the style of a comic book.
Li Nianfan's face suddenly turned embarrassed, and he was embarrassed, this is the person concerned who came to find his own theory.
He coughed lightly and said, "Ahem, it was also forced by the situation at that time, and I also asked Fairy E'e not to be surprised." ”
"I don't blame you, I have to thank you. ”
Ji'e winked at Li Nianfan, but her originally fair face was covered with blush at this time, exhaling like an orchid, with the smell of wine, "This story is very beautiful, it can make me known to mortals, and I am even called the fairy of the Moon Palace by mortals. ”
"It's good if Fairy Chang'e likes it. ”
"Hehe, do you know why I married Dayi in the first place?"
Auntie said to herself: "At the beginning, human beings were just established, weak and weak, and survived in the gap between the demon clan and the witch clan, but fortunately, between the lich, the struggle continued, so that human beings could multiply......
Li Nianfan didn't interrupt, he was also curious about the specific story that happened at the beginning, and listened quietly.
However, Chang'e suddenly stopped talking, picked up the wine jug, poured herself a glass again, and then drank it all, half-lying on the table, as if from a cold fairy to a drunkard fairy.
Later, the Kua father of the Wu clan encountered the tricks of the golden crow and was roasted to death by his life, Dayi was also a member of the Wu clan, so he was ready to avenge it, and it happened that the ten sons of Di Jun went out to play together, baking the earth and making the people miserable. ”
Xiao'e paused and continued: "The human race and the Wu clan joined forces, ready to shoot all ten golden crows, the Wu clan is in the same lineage, it is difficult to reproduce by nature, so he put forward the idea of marrying with the human race, wanting to combine with the human race, so that more Wu bloodlines continue." ”
"At that time, in order to free the human race from the sea of suffering, my father Emperor Yu agreed, and even more to show his sincerity, he promised to give me to Dayi after shooting the sun. ”
The more she spoke, the lower she spoke, and her big beautiful eyes had slowly closed because she was slightly drunk, leaving a long eyelash on the eyeliner.
Even so, she didn't forget to pick up the flask drunkly and continue to pour herself wine.
However, he was blocked by Li Nianfan, "Fairy E'e, you are drunk, you can't drink anymore." ”
"Nonsense, I'm massive, how can I be drunk?"
Auntie's closed eyes suddenly opened, her eyes were red, and she seemed to have signs of drunkenness, twisting her body and grabbing the wine jug, "I'm reluctant to drink, I've been lonely for so many years, and it's rare to find someone who can talk, how can I be so picky? Or I'll dance for you." ”
"Don't, don't!"
"Poof!"
Before the words fell, she lay down on the table, and there was no movement, only a faint sound of snorting and sleeping.
"Whew...... OK. Li Nianfan felt lucky, if he was drunk, then I would be lively here.
If you want to say that Auntie's life experience, in fact, it is still very good, her father Emperor Yu, set up solar terms in the mortal world, divided into four seasons, and the merit is not small, but it is one of the five emperors among the three emperors and five emperors.
If you really want to talk about it, there are really few people who have the courage to tease Auntie.
I just didn't expect it...... The famous fairy is actually an alcoholic, and the amount of alcohol is not good, and the wine is not good.
Li Nianfan looked at the sleeping sister-in-law, and suddenly felt in trouble, and he definitely couldn't let people sleep in the open air.
By the way, how many drinks did she have?
Six glasses of it, it seems, it's too easy to get drunk.
I remember a philosopher said that if a girl is not interesting to you, it is a thousand cups and is not drunk, and if it is interesting to you, it is a drink and poured.
Li Nianfan's eyes widened, staring at Nie'e's closed eyes, and said calmly: "Fairy Auntie, Fairy Auntie?" Li Nianfan tentatively called her a few times, "I know you're not drunk, don't try to tempt my Dao heart, don't pretend to be it." ”
No response.
On the contrary, Li Nianfan's old face turned red, no, you can't stare at it, something will happen.
"Fairy, fairy wake up. He tentatively reached out and poked her.
It seems to be completely drunk.
Li Nianfan licked his lips, then got up, stood in the attic and looked around, and after making sure that no one around was paying attention to this, he arched his hand at Auntie and said, "The situation is forced, offended." ”
He took a deep breath, stretched out his hand slowly, and looked for a place to start for a long time, but finally gritted his teeth, hugged his waist, and then began to walk downstairs little by little.
The good news is that Auntie's body is very light, as if there is no weight, and she doesn't feel strained, the bad news is that her body is too soft, soft and elastic, Li Nianfan doesn't even dare to use force, and because she is drunk, she instinctively hugs Li Nianfan back.
"Shhhh
Li Nianfan gasped for air, and finally carefully brought it downstairs.
Just about to sneak into the room, but when they heard a "squeak", Nan Nan and Long Er curiously poked their heads out of the next room.
The three eyes met, and the scene fell silent.
Long Er looked at Auntie, couldn't help but widen her eyes, covered her mouth and exclaimed, "Brother, you have become bad!"
But...... How did Li Nianfan feel that there was a faint excitement in her voice.
Sure enough, the next moment, I saw her eyes light up, and she said expectantly, "Do you want to help?"
Nan Nan was more professional, and said thoughtfully: "Do you need to extinguish your mouth?"
Li Nianfan's head was full of black lines, his face sank, and he said majestically: "You two came just in time, she will hand it over to you, and ...... Not allowed to watch TV for a month!"
At the same time, within the West Sea.
Several flying fish spirits were running rapidly, piercing the sea from time to time, flapping their wings in the air and soaring, and soon crossed thousands of miles to a hidden sea, and then headed for the depths of the sea.
Entering a deep underwater cave, the black fish spirits turned into half-human and half-fish appearances, walked to the bottom, and met an old man.
This old man has a long beard and long hair, extremely thick, the beard at the chin forms a long band, which hangs down straighter, his face is thin, and there is a red spot on his forehead.
He didn't open his eyes, and asked indifferently, "How about the battle of the West Sea?"
The throat of one of the flying fish essences rolled for a moment, and he said in a trembling voice: "Back to the words of the ancestor, the West Sea...... Defeated!"
The old man suddenly opened his eyes, frowned, and said in a low voice, "What's the matter?"
Immediately, the flying fish spirit told everything he had heard, and the more he listened, the deeper the old man's brows wrinkled.
"Merit Eucharist?"
He hurriedly raised his hand and pinched his fingers, and deduced it, but it was a fog and chaos, and there was no news at all.
"The Jedi Tiantong was suddenly suspended, the heavens were chaotic, and variables were rampant, and this eighty percent was another catastrophe!"
The old man's eyes narrowed slightly, and there was a flash of essence light on it, "My demon clan has a great chance to rise again in this tribulation! Is that octopus spirit funny, people play the piano when they play the piano, what does it do to attack others? It actually touched the holy body of merit and ruined my big thing! Die unjustly!"
He pondered for a moment and said in a low voice: "The Heavenly Palace is not simple, and I don't know what means are hidden, you can let it go first, and it is imperative that we integrate the demon clan first." ”
The flying fish spirit opened his mouth and said: "Ancestor, the demon clan is not peaceful now, the South China Sea Dragon Clan and the Qilin clan are more rampant, with a lot of ambitions, as well as the phoenix and the nine-tailed sky fox, leading a large group of monsters, actually delusional about integrating the demon clan, the strangest thing is that even the dog clan has begun to integrate, one by one the dog demons gathered, I don't know what the purpose is, I feel ...... It's a big picture!"
"Dogs?"
The old man smiled coldly, his tone was disdainful, "Hmph, after the catastrophe, all the great powers of the desolation are dormant, and they can't escape from the world, I really can't recognize myself, what bulls, ghosts, snakes, and gods dare to come out and claim hegemony?"