Chapter 103: Don't slap your face
Without hesitation, "Evil!"
When the words fell, Gu Mei had already stood aside in a regular manner, with tears in her eyes, "Don't call me evil, can't I be obedient?"
Chong Jing said coolly: "Isn't it okay to be obedient early?"
Gu Meijiao snorted, "Hmph, who knew that you girl was still so spicy." ”
"Flowers, you're a trumpet flower!"
"Heavy spirit!"
"Okay, I don't have time to mess around with you, I came here today to tell you that it's okay to play, but don't go too far. ”
Gu Mei's fingertips stroked the corners of his eyebrows, and sneered, "What?
Heavy eyebrows and eyes were indifferent, but there was no doubt, "What do you say?" ”
Gu Mei didn't seem to believe it, and there was a bit of abuse in his eyes, "If I have to kill him, what are you going to do?"
Chongjing slowly stood up, and his voice was slightly cool, "Then don't blame me for not remembering the past." ”
"Gu Mei, you and I have known each other for tens of thousands of years, you know my character, but no one can touch anything I identify. ”
Gu Mei's expression finally became solemn, "Are you really in love with him? He's just a lowly mortal, and he doesn't deserve to lift your shoes." ”
"Shut up!" retorted angrily, "I don't want to hear that a second time. ”
Gu Mei was not happy, "I just said, what can you do with me! If you kill me, that person will immediately know what good you have done! Do you think he can tolerate a slut coveting his treasure?!"
Now it's the turn of the heavy grief.
"You think you beat the one you won?" Gu Mei continued to exalt.
Chong Jing pursed his red lips tightly, and glared at him through gritted teeth, "If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a dumb person!"
Gu Mei raised his chin arrogantly, like a proud peacock, "Jing Jing, you'd better be gentle with me, otherwise I don't control my mouth, and if I accidentally reveal that Jing Jing is in love with a mortal, it will be a big mess in the world." ”
The heavy teeth creaked, and he wanted to kill the dog leg in front of him, "You just take the chicken feathers as an arrow!"
Gu Meijiao snorted, "Heh, you have the ability to beat me~"
Syllable!
A slap hit the delicate face.
Immediately afterwards, the heart-rending howl spread throughout Yecheng, and the ghost cried wolf howl.
"You hit me in the face! You hit me in the face! How can you hit me in the face?!"
Fatal trifecta.
Chongjing rubbed his little hands, looked at the red and glamorous slap prints, and was extremely satisfied, "You are cheap!"
Gu Mei covered her face, cocked her orchid finger and said angrily, "You are just jealous that I am more beautiful than you, and jealous that I am the first beauty in the Six Realms!"
Chongjing almost didn't vomit out the overnight meal, "Vomit! Come on! It's just you?!"
When Gu Mei heard this, he felt humiliated, "Is there anyone more beautiful than me?!"
Chongjing didn't bother to pay attention to this madman, and said bluntly, "Okay, you can make a fuss yourself, anyway, don't go too far." ”
Gu Mei restrained her smile and sneered, "You don't really think I'm planning to make a fuss, do you?"
Chongjing's face sank, "What do you mean by this?"
The corners of Gu Mei's mouth were raised, and the evil charm of the faction was naturally ready to do a big job. It's your business that you're willing to help the righteous path bully the demons, but I can't accept that the demons are pressed under the feet of the righteous path!"
Chongjing's eyes flickered with darkness, rubbing his fingertips, and his hands itched terribly, "Demons, tell me, which of them is a demon? It's just a group of mortals who cultivate evil arts and use the guise of demons!"
"Then I also believe in my demon clan! It depends on the owner to beat the dog!"
Gu Mei doesn't care, why is he alone, and this girl has found a man, if she doesn't make some trouble for her, he won't be called Gu Mei! And the one who made him stare at Chongjing, if he didn't do anything, when that one woke up, he wouldn't kill him!
Chong Jing said angrily, "You just do it!"
Gu Mei said triumphantly, "Why don't we compare and see if you are powerful in the righteous way, or if I am powerful in the evil spirit?"
Chong Jing didn't have a good anger and said, "You can use human life as a pawn, and you can do it." ”
Gu Mei raised his eyebrows, "Whatever you want." ”
Chongjing pinched the man's delicate chin, and there was an urge to cinch it again, this guy can't spit out ivory in his mouth, and his mind has always been ruthless.
Gu Mei's eyes glowed abnormally bright, and his tongue licked his lips, as if he was a demonic paranoia.
"Spirit, let's compare and see~ It must be fun. Anyway, whether you agree or not, I've decided~"
Hearing this, Chongjing couldn't help but slap that mouth anymore, followed by a blast, picking out the painful places to beat, and then the fist was not enjoyable, and he added a foot......
"Ahhh
The screams were incessant, accompanied by bright red blood flowing through the cracks in the door, frightening the people outside to collapse to the ground.
"Your Excellency won't kill the Enchantress, will you?"
"It's Lao Tzu who will kill him, this mouth is really cheap!"
"But aren't they friends? ”
......
Looking at the turbulent river of blood, everyone's scalp was numb, is this how the demon world fights?
If Chongjing knew what they thought, he would definitely tell them that in the demon world, the blue nose and swollen face are called childhood sweethearts, and the stump and broken arm are the fights, and as for the enemy, the soul can only stop if the soul is scattered.
I don't know how long it took, but the screams in the hall gradually subsided.
Creak.
As soon as the door of the temple rang, everyone trembled.
When I saw the Venerable come out with a mess of flesh and blood, I only felt that the end of the world had come.
Even the charm lord was directly killed, and said that they were a group of lowly mortals......
Chongjing threw the blood ball on the ground, his eyebrows and eyes were smiling with ease and pleasure, and he stretched his waist comfortably, and his bones crackled.
"It's so much cooler. ”
The Demon Dao Commander knelt on the ground with his broken arm in his hands, and said respectfully, "Your Excellency, what should I do next?"
Chongjing's whole body was comfortable, and he said lazily, "Whatever you want, you are not allowed to move Ling Xuchen anyway, as for the disciples of the Ling Xiao Sword Sect, they must also be merciful, not killed, if it really doesn't work, they will be knocked out and brought back and locked up secretly." ”
Those guys are so cute, they can't die.
"Subordinates obey orders!" How dare everyone say no, even if the request is unreasonable, they obediently agree.
Chongjing nodded with satisfaction, "In the future, I will just be a fairy without vain, do you understand?"
Everyone glanced at each other, how could Ling Xuchen's and other beautiful men not be their people, and that kind of sub-human world was not at their fingertips.
"My subordinates understand!"
Before leaving, Chongjing seemed to think of something, and turned his head again and said, "What about those people?"
Hearing this, the Demon Dao Commander only felt that his little heart was cold, but he still couldn't dodge it, and said tremblingly, "It's locked up in the dungeon." ”
The others were confused: "What person?"
As soon as Chongjing's mind moved, thousands of men, women, and children of all shapes and sizes in the dungeon came into view, and the corners of their mouths were lightly raised.
"You're doing a good job. ”
The Demon Dao Commander was not excited, because he knew that he, as an insider, could not escape the fate of death. His Holiness would not tolerate anyone knowing that Ling Xuchen was being bullied......
Sure enough, the next moment, Chongjing asked, "How do you want to die?"
Hearing this, everyone's faces changed greatly, and they pleaded one after another, "Your Excellency, I don't know what the commander has done wrong to anger Your Excellency?"