Chapter 7 Three essentials of slapping the face
"Xiao Yan, you aim and shoot!"
"Uh, you just, can you not be so fast?"
"Hold this position for three minutes. ”
"Kakaka! Why did you see Xiao Xun'er again, professional point no. ”
Through the Xiao family's fame in Utan City, Jiang Xie successfully recruited a lot of tricks, so he pulled Xiao Yan to the courtyard to film that day.
At this time, the courtyard was full of girls, and Xiao Yan also pulled a giant bow and pointed at the target majestically, but the target was very peculiar, full of a sun pattern.
The cultivation of the foundation has already been threefold, and Xiao Yan has no difficulty in pulling a bow, but Jiang Xie has made him pull the bow all morning, and he is not allowed to shoot arrows!
Now he understood, it seemed that Jiang Xie was not letting him practice the bow, but posing and pretending to be ...... , this courtyard is surrounded by the maidens of the family.
"Brother Jiang, I didn't shoot arrows when I saw Xun'er, I have been holding the bow with an arrow for a long time, and I was a little tired before I accidentally ....... Xiao Yan explained to Jiang Xie who was lying on the wooden chair, eating fruit.......
"You're going to play a descendant! That man who can shoot the sun, how can he shoot indiscriminately? You say you're right about the sun?"
As Jiang Xie, who is the Demon King on Earth, he has no shame at all, and no one here understands it anyway.
"Brother Jiang Xie, why don't you let Brother Xiao Yan rest?" Xiao Xun'er on the side looked at Xiao Yan who was covered with beads of sweat, and couldn't help but feel distressed.
Of course, Xiao Yan couldn't understand the filth of Jiang Xie's words, but he also understood how important the role he wanted to play was.
According to Jiang Xie, the descendant is a great power in the world, and he once shot nine suns in a row! Acting this kind of heavenly power, if he doesn't play it seriously, it will be an insult to him.
So he waved his sour arm and said firmly: "Xun'er is my lack of perseverance, Brother Jiang is right, the descendant can shoot away the power of the sun, how can I play him if I don't work hard?" Brother Jiang, let's continue!"
Unexpectedly, Jiang Xie pouted and said, "Your sister...... No, Xiao Xun'er is right, it's time to rest. ”
“......。 ”
It's not that Jiang Xie feels sorry for Xiao Yan, it's mainly that he has eaten all the fruits...... I'm embarrassed to ...... So it's time to get off work.
However, Jiang Xie is a little worried about Xiao Yan's role as a descendant, although the story of the descendant shooting the sun is very exciting, but it is almost emotional.
For example, if you have a bloody love affair or something, it seems that you still have to invite Xiao Xun'er, and it will be perfect to come to Chang'e to the moon.
"When did the Xiao family become a troupe?"
Just when Jiang Xie and the others were about to call it a day, an inopportune voice sounded.
Then a handsome man came to them and looked at Xiao Yan with an unkind face.
Jiang Xie asked Xiao Yanxun, "Is he very good?"
Xiao Yan whispered to Jiang Xie: "His name is Xiao Ning, the grandson of the Great Elder, and also my cousin, but the relationship is average, and he has the cultivation of building a foundation eightfold. ”
Hearing this, the corners of Jiang Xie's mouth twitched, if I remember correctly, this is the big cousin who sent Xiao Yan to the face!
For Jiang Xie, this kind of opportunity to slap his face must not be given to Xiao Yan, otherwise Xiao Yan will become the protagonist again, what about it?
Slapping the face and pretending to force this is a special treatment that only the protagonist has, and as the strongest villain, he must grab it!
"This is allowed by the patriarch, my cousin is a little too much, right?" Xiao Xun'er looked at Xiao Ning and said lightly.
And Xiao Ning's face was even more gloomy, originally he didn't care about this cousin who fell from the altar.
But this kid is with Xiao Xun'er all day long, do you think you are still that genius? Xiao Xun'er is a bridge girl like heaven that only he Xiao Ning deserves!
Forget it, the most unacceptable thing for him is that this waste cousin suddenly became handsome and extraordinary, which directly made the girl of the family fall in love with him again.
It seems that this cousin has returned to a few years ago, when the stars held the moon and the family was only the first day, which made Xiao Ning unacceptable, so he came to find trouble with Xiao Yan.
"Haha, sure enough, my cousin still likes to hide behind women!" Xiao Ning glanced at Xiao Yan and sneered.
Xiao Yan's fists clenched instantly, he opened his mouth but didn't say anything, do you still bite the dog when the dog bites you?
But Jiang Xie's eyes lit up, this was a good opportunity to slap his face, he couldn't miss it, and immediately said to Xiao Yan: "Xiao Yan! Do you know the three essentials of slapping your face?"
Xiao Yan was stunned for a moment, not knowing why Jiang Xie suddenly said this, and shook his head without thinking too much.
Xiao Xun'er was also curious about what Jiang Xie was going to say, so she looked at Jiang Xie quietly.
"That's to slap the face in a handsome posture! Move fast! Ruthless words to be six!"
After speaking, he didn't wait for everyone to react, and then jumped more than ten meters high, and did several somersaults in the air, and landed on the ground in a chic manner after one breath.
glanced at Xiao Ning, who didn't react, and suddenly disappeared in place, and when he appeared, he had already come to Xiao Ning, and at the same time slapped Xiao Ning a few times like lightning, and then kicked away!
"Poof!" Xiao Ning fell to the ground in a daze and spit out a mouthful of blood, his face was swollen like a pig's head, and he was so angry that he wanted to kill Jiang Xie immediately.
But when he saw the other party's fierce expression, he said: "You are a pig! I won't hide if I beat you? Damn! The laborers and managers are all in pain! Tell you that you have a big deal, do you know?"
The audience was silent! The co-author is still the wrong person who was beaten...... And how can you make people hide from this kind of fancy slap in the face? Your hands hurt, and other people's faces have become pigs' heads, why don't you say it? It's a big deal? That's the grandson of the great elder! It's you who has a big deal, right......?
I've never seen such a shameless one, Xiao Ning directly spit out another mouthful of blood in anger, and fainted .......
Jiang Xie clapped his hands, looked at Xiao Yan and said seriously: "See, this is a slap in the face, learn more from me in the future." ”
The corners of Xiao Yan's mouth twitched, I am afraid that I will not survive a few chapters from you, and I will have to go to get a boxed lunch.......
"Brother Jiang Xie, you shouldn't be like this, Xiao Ning is the grandson of the Great Elder of the Xiao Family!" Xiao Xun'er reminded.
Jiang Xie smiled indifferently and said, "What are you afraid of? Xiao Yan's father is still the patriarch, and it's okay to have him to protect him." ”
Xiao Yan was stunned and couldn't cry and laughed: "Brother Jiang, the Xiao family is not my father's own, if you beat the grandson of the great elder, your father probably won't be able to protect you." ”
Jiang Xie glanced at Xiao Xun'er in disbelief, and Xiao Xun'er also shook his head and said that Xiao Zhan really couldn't protect it.
Holding the last bit of hope, he looked at the onlookers, and everyone shook their heads in tacit agreement.
If Xiao Zhan could really dominate the family, Xiao Yan would not face leaving the family because of the family's rules, so Jiang Xie really got ......into trouble.
At this time, Jiang Xie looked calm, and only a sentence flashed in his heart, so he said to everyone indifferently: "Even if his grandfather comes, I will be able to do it." ”
Anyway, he plans to go outside to avoid the limelight, and he is not afraid to say anything more.
"It's a good shot! The old man is here, you can fight!" The Great Elder walked out of the crowd at some point and looked at Jiang Xie coldly.
"Your sister!" Jiang Xie couldn't help but blurt out, this is too bad, don't you want people to pretend to be ...... happily.