There is still half a month before the New Year, but Wang Qilin already has the feeling of the New Year.

The sixteenth day of the lunar month.

Tooth Beating.

The days of the common people in the past dynasties are too hard, and the wax moon is the only time they can live comfortably, so there are many festivals in this month, and the people find a reason for themselves to rest and eat a good meal.

This is the hard-working, thrifty, simple and hard-working descendants of Yan and Huang.

They are busy from the second day of the Lunar New Year to the wax moon, and when the weather is cold and even snowy in the wax month, the common people have to use the festival as a reason to rest and eat something delicious.

If there is no festival, they are not willing to treat themselves.

In fact, there are two festivals to the god of wealth every month, which are the second and sixteenth days of the first month, and the common people, especially the merchants, want to worship the god of the land with offerings such as chicken, pork, fish and grain.

It's just that how can the common people have so much time, energy, money, and material resources to celebrate the festival every month?

The first tooth of the second day of the second month of February and the last tooth of the sixteenth day of the lunar month.

Wang Qilin smelled the strong smell of meat after waking up in the morning, he pushed open the window and took a deep breath, the fresh aroma of meat entered his nose with the cold morning breeze.

Black Bean rode a bamboo pole and ran outside, shouting loudly and loudly.

Seeing this, Jiuliu also went out and ran.

It's losing weight, because Wang Qilin said that if the dog grows fat during the Chinese New Year, he will eat dog meat, and he doesn't want to be eaten, so he has to work hard to lose weight.

Wang Qilin leaned on the window and looked at the black bean with interest and asked, "Yo, pig grain bean, what are you doing?

Black Bean shook his head and said, "I'm exercising!"

"Workout?"

Black Bean nodded solemnly: "Yes, I will be hungry after exercising, I will eat a lot when I am hungry, I will eat the burritos under the mutton minced rice this morning, the mutton minced rice made by my mother is the most fragrant, I want to be hungry and eat hard!"

When Qiao Niang heard this, she pulled her hair and walked out and said, "No wonder you got up so actively early in the morning today, and took the initiative to go out of bed without getting out of bed, it turned out that you had to expend your strength and eat more later?"

Black Bean smiled but didn't say a word.

If I am as wise as I am, how can I make you see through the intentions?

Wang Qiaoniang said lightly: "Then you can clean up the entire post house, so that you will consume more strength, you will be hungrier, and you will eat more." ”

Black Bean was stunned: "Clean up the post house?"

Mother, do you want my life!

The situation is not good.

Black Bean blinked his eyes and silently told himself: Steady, don't be afraid, you can still win.

Smart children will never be deterred by a word, Uncle Xu once said that there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and there is no way to open a road for it.

There must still be a way to go!

He racked his brains and thought about it, and shouted fiercely: "Mother, Dou just memorized the difficult and difficult "Yu Qiansheng Luyunxuan" yesterday, is it okay for Dou to recite "Yu Qiansheng Luyunxuan" to his mother?

Smart children don't sit back and wait for opportunities, but take the initiative to look for opportunities.

So without waiting for Wang Qiaoniang to respond, he immediately began to shake his head and groan: "You can, you can't eat meat, you can't, you can't live without bamboo." No meat, no skinny, no bamboo, ...... vulgar"

"Not vulgar and not thin, fried pork with bamboo shoots!"

Black Bean was stunned for a moment.

It can make food without meat, and it is impossible to live without bamboo. No meat makes people thin, and no bamboo makes people vulgar. Not vulgar and not thin, fried pork with bamboo shoots......

It's neat.

What's next?

Forget about it!

Wang Qilin was lying on the windowsill and said leisurely: "Stir-fried pork with bamboo shoots, spring bamboo shoots are the best, pork is selected with two fingers thick big pork slices, first refine the meat slices, refine until the oil is bubbling and browned on both sides, add green onions, ginger and garlic to taste, and put in bamboo shoots ......"

Black Bean's eyes straightened, and now he couldn't remember the rest of the content.

This made him angry, and tears flowed from the corners of his mouth.

Wang Qiaoniang has never studied, she doesn't know who Su Shi is, and she doesn't know the content of the masterpiece "Yu Qian Monk Lu Yunxuan", the sentence that Wang Qilin just received was thought to be the content of the original poem, so when she saw that Heidou couldn't take it, she thought he didn't remember it.

But she also wanted Hei Dou to show her talent, so she said: "This poem was just memorized yesterday, and half of it was taken back by Master Wenqu Xing after sleeping, Dou is not afraid, Dou will recite a song, you are the most proficient one, which is the one on the bedside moon." ”

Black Bean wiped his saliva and said, "It's not the bedside moon, it's "Silent Night Thoughts"!"

Wang Qiaoniang smiled and nodded.

Black Bean confidently puffed up his chest and said, "Silent Night Thoughts." Moonlight ...... in front of the bed"

"Two pairs of shoes on the ground!"

The fat penguin's eyes were straight again.

Bright moonlight in front of the bed, two pairs of shoes on the ground?

It's so smooth, it seems that this is indeed the case?

But what's next?

Hei Dou's upright chest was silently retracted, and he picked up his bamboo horse and galloped away: "Mother, Dou still cleans." ”

Wang Qiaoniang was angry, she didn't know "Yu Qiansheng Lu Yunxuan" but probably knew the content of "Silent Night Thoughts", and the key was that she was an adult woman, she knew too well what the words "two pairs of shoes on the ground" meant, so she understood that Wang Qilin was making trouble, and she was angry and picked up a broom to chase Jiuliu.

Ninety-six put away his little ears and ran wildly.

Isn't it trying to lose weight? Why do you want to hunt me down? Do you have to eat dog meat?

The breakfast is hearty, not only the hard dish of mutton minced meat, but also all kinds of pickled small pickles, which taste very good, all taught by Suisui Niangzi.

Spicy and fragrant, sweet and sour.

After breakfast, Wang Qilin went out and saw the new gatekeeper Aqing wandering around the door of the fifth taste, shouting words like "If you don't fight the tooth sacrifice, the business will collapse".

Suisui Niangzi reluctantly came out and handed him two buns, and Ah Qingle came back.

Wang Qilin asked, "What are you doing?"

Ah Qing nibbled on a bun and handed it to him: "Adult, you eat buns, her buns are delicious." ”

Wang Qilin said: "Didn't we just eat mutton minced rice cakes just now?"

Ah Qing nodded and said, "Yes, but I didn't eat steamed buns." ”

Wang Qilin patted him on the shoulder and said, "Alas, Aqing, your ideology has to change, you are now an official who listens to the heavenly prison and is not a beggar, don't go to beg for food anymore." ”

Ah Qing nodded, he still wanted to say something, but he hesitated and closed his mouth, put away the bun and ran.

Wang Qilin thought that he would be fine today, he was going to get tired of going with Suisui Niangzi, and by the way, he waited for Houmen to send information about Jinyangzi and Shanzao Township to the door.

As a result, someone came to report the case again in the morning, and it was a pair of thin brothers, the eldest brother was called Zhao Liujin, and the younger brother was called Zhao Qiyi.

The brothers' mental state and physical condition were not good, they were staggering and their faces were sallow, so Wang Qilin hurriedly asked the black beans to go to the kitchen to heat two bowls of mutton minced meat left over from the morning for them to eat.

After the two of them finished eating, their faces looked much better, and then 1510 told the strange things they had encountered:

"My lord, isn't today the day of the tooth sacrifice? Our family is poor, and we don't have much food for wintering, let alone a good meal for the tooth sacrifice?"

"So we brothers waited for the city gate to open the city and then went out of the city to go to the mountains to put a rabbit, but we waited for a while but did not wait for the rabbit, just when our brother was depressed, suddenly a bell on the sleeve rang, this is a rabbit hooked!"

Naturally, our brother was pleased, so he hurried to collect the covers. It turned out to be a fawn, which made us even happier, and the fawn was worth more than a rabbit!"

"But this fawn is so powerful that he pulled off the condom and ran with it!"

"It ran so fast that if it weren't for the snow on the mountain and the condom blocking it, we wouldn't even be able to see its ass. Zhao Qiyi, the younger brother of the two brothers, added.

Brother Zhao Liujin sighed and nodded: "That's right, my lord, this little deer is running very fast, scurrying around the mountain, our brother took out all his strength and the two of them drove it separately to barely keep up." ”

"But then we blocked it in a small forest on a hillside, and when we saw that the tree was stuck in the trap and we could catch the fawn, we didn't expect it to disappear suddenly. ”

"Let's go look for it, my brother fell out of a hole in the snow with a scream!"

"At that time, my brother and I thought that the fawn must have fled inside, and we were reluctant to give up the fawn, so we chased after it. ”

"Well, this cave is a robbery cave!

Zhao Qiyi added: "Please be enlightened, our brothers didn't dare to rob the tomb, and we didn't know if this was a tomb at first, or only after going down did we find that there was a tomb at the end of the cave with a coffin inside!"

Speaking of this, the brothers couldn't help but snuggle together, and the elder brother said stubbornly: "There are two people sitting on the coffin, and two people sitting facing each other!"

"One sits on the head of the coffin, the other on the tail of the coffin!"

"The two of us brothers were paralyzed by fright, and what was even more frightening was that the two people sitting opposite each other on the coffin slowly turned their heads after hearing our voices......"

"We were too scared to move, and then the two of us floated down, walked up to us and grinned—"

"Very good, there are two people who are buried together! or two brothers, just two cheap lives, just for the old man to accompany the funeral!"

As he spoke, Zhao Liujin shed tears and asked, "My lord, my lords, are we haunted by ghosts and are going to die?"

Wang Qilin carefully looked at the faces and breath of the two of them, and didn't see anything abnormal, so he comforted: "Don't be afraid, these two people should just scare you." ”

He looked at Xie Toad, Xie Toad also shook his head, he didn't notice it either.

Hearing his words, Brother Zhao Liujin breathed a sigh of relief.

Xu Da interjected and asked, "You think about it carefully, are those two things human or ghost, could it be that someone robbed the tomb and was bumped into by the two of you, deliberately scaring you two?"

The odds are great.

But the Zhao family brothers shook their heads firmly.

Wang Qilin asked again, "Okay, how did you two come out later?"

Zhao Qiyi hurriedly said: "You must not believe it! After those two strange people appeared, the deer we were chasing also appeared, and it suddenly appeared from the top of the tomb, and it covered my brother's neck and shoulders with a sleeve, and pulled our brother out of the hole!"

"More strange things are to come! It is also because of this that we think we are not frightened:"

"After the fawn pulled us out, a voice appeared in both of our heads, saying that the two of us had encountered an evil spirit, and told us to hurry up and find someone to help, otherwise this life will be gone!"

After speaking, the two brothers knelt down and kowtowed: "My lord, please help!" "Yes, my lord, help, besides listening to the heavenly prison, who can a poor person like us go to save his life?"

Wang Qilin said in a deep voice: "Get up, this official will definitely save you, do you two remember where the tomb is?"

The two brothers nodded hurriedly: "Remember, it's on a hillside." "Yes, there's a big granary not far away. ”

Wang Qilin asked, "True Lei Gang?"

The two brothers nodded again.

At this time, Xie Toad asked, "Do you two remember what the little deer you were chasing looked like?"

The brothers looked at him in wonder, and the elder brother said, "Of course I remember, it's a white deer, but it's beautiful, and it can run fast." ”

Xie Toad then asked the odd question, "How many legs does it have?"

Zhao Qi suddenly said unconsciously: "Four legs, how many legs can a deer have if it is not four legs?"

The elder brother Zhao Liujin was more steady, he grabbed his younger brother and asked, "Do you see that the deer has four legs?" Now that I think about it, I don't see how many legs the deer has. ”

Xie Toad asked again: "When this little deer pulled you out of the thief hole, who was close to the little deer?"

Zhao Liujin said: "Naturally it's me, I'm on top of my brother, the sleeve covers my shoulders and neck, and I clamp my brother's waist ...... with my legs."

"The specific posture of the old Taoist priest is not interested, you don't need to elaborate," Xie Toad shook his head, he took out a Awakening Pill and handed it to Zhao Liujin and said, "Eat it, and remember how many legs the deer you saw had in it." ”

Zhao Liujin respectfully ate the Awakening Pill, slowly closed his eyes and thought: "The fawn is very white, it, ah, it's six legs!"

Xie Toad suddenly stood up.

Seeing this, Wang Qilin understood, and asked, "This is not a deer, what is this?"

"Hurry like a law!" Xie Toad said slowly.

Wang Qilin thought that he was going to cast a spell, but he felt inexplicable in his heart, why did he suddenly cast a spell?

As a result, Xie Toad repeated again: "Urgent as a law!"

"What they encountered was the Order!"

Everyone present was at a loss.

Xie Toad sighed lightly: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, you all know the phrase that our Taoist casts spells, 'urgency is like a law', right?

Xu Da said: "Isn't this the same as our Confucian people, and it has no specific meaning at all?"

Xie Toad laughed and said, "How can there be no specific meaning?

"Such as—the law!"

"The law is a thing!"

Wang Qilin was stunned.

And this statement?

Xie Toad said: "According to the records of Li Tang Dynasty's "Collection of Resources", the law is a thunder and lightning ghost, and its speed is extremely fast, like thunder and lightning, so it is as urgent as the law, so there is a saying that it is as urgent as the law. ”

"That is to say, the law is a thunder ghost, extremely fast, Lao Dao once heard someone say, this law is a thunderbolt in the sky, but on the ground it is a white deer-like thing, and the difference with the fawn is that it has six legs, running like the wind, can not be caught!"

Wang Qilin thought for a while, and suddenly asked in surprise: "Dao Ye, why did you suddenly think of the law when you heard their brother mention a fawn?"

Xie Toad said: "The law is white and white like a deer, running like a wind, born with a spirit, and with the Thunder Heavenly Monarch specializing in suppressing demons and subduing demons, it is not difficult to guess its identity. ”

"The difficulty is, how can there be a law order in the realm of Uehara Prefecture?"

Wang Qilin asked, "Laws and decrees generally don't appear in the human realm?"

Xie Toad said worriedly: "Yes, the old Taoist priest said before, this law is to follow the Heavenly Monarch of the Thunder Department to suppress demons and subdue demons - wait, wait." ”

"When I was in Shanzao Township, there was a dry bone that appeared after the thunder?"

Wang Qilin understood and asked, "Do you suspect that this thunder is related to the law?"

Xie Toad said: "It's not related, but if the old Taoist priest expected it to be good, it came down by this thunder, but what did it do when it came down?"

Xu Da said impatiently: "How can there be so many whys? Didn't you just say it? It was a thunderclap that split the dry bones that appeared in Shanzao Township!"

Xie Toad shook his head and said: "The law is the representative of the Thunder Heavenly Monarch in the human world, how could the Thunder Heavenly Monarch fall into the mortal world just to split a dry bone? Only when there are many demons and demons causing chaos will he come to the Dharma Body to suppress these demons and monsters with his own hands!"

Wang Qilin asked: "The appearance of the law order next to the ghost market, could it be related to the ghost market? There are many demons and monsters in the ghost market, right?"

Xie Toad said: "That's right, but the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, the old Taoist priest still doesn't understand a little, why doesn't it appear sooner or later, but it appears this winter? This ghost market isn't unique to this year, right?"

Wang Qilin had a few guesses in his heart, but they were all groundless, and he couldn't justify himself, so he simply said: "Let's go to the ghost market of Zhenleigang anyway, and we also want to help the Zhao brothers solve the strange ghosts in the tomb, so let's go and see first." ”

Shen Yi said casually: "Amitabha, what are you discussing, Seventh Master? These two brothers were found in Zhenleigang, right?"

"It's not green, it's the law!" Xie Toad corrected.

Shen Yi said: "It doesn't matter what it is, anyway, this thing is the Thunder Heavenly Monarch, and the real Lei Gang, you know that it is also related to Lei when you hear the name, they may not be a family, so what's so strange about going to the real Lei Gang when it's green? It's going home." ”

This time, Xie Toad did not correct his title, because he pondered for a moment and nodded to Wang Qilin and said, "This statement makes sense, in this way, there should be a treasure in the real Lei Gang!"

The room was full of people.

Wang Qilin praised Shen Yiyi: "The big guy wants to learn like a monk, the monk has a very bright brain recently, and he has repeatedly performed miraculous feats, what's going on?"

Shen Yi smiled and said, "Amitabha, Buddha bless." ”

Xu Da said: "The Buddha must have blessed you, otherwise you wouldn't be alive today, as for why you have become clever now, the uncle feels that this credit has to be attributed to the seventh master and the Taoist master." ”

"My Confucian holy master said that those who are close to Zhu are red and close to the wise demons, you see that we are all great sages with bright minds......"

Yameow spat in respect.

Wang Qilin laughed and said: "Okay, okay, don't brag about yourself, the big guy pack up his things, let's go to Zhenleigang for a trip." ”

The Zhao brothers led the way, and they soon arrived at a small hillside next to Zhenlei Gang, this small hillside has a small forest from the yin side, as long as you walk a few steps to the sunny side, you will find some graves scattered here!

Seeing this scene, Zhao Qiyi was frightened, and kowtowed on his knees: "Ancestors, I'm sorry, we can't stop you, our brothers don't mean to quarrel with you, they are all hungry and can't stand it, there are still old mothers and sisters at home, my brothers just want to come to find something to eat." ”

This time, Hachimeow didn't kneel, it glanced contemptuously towards the cemetery, and randomly found a tombstone to pee.

The cold wind howled in the mountains.

There was a faint wind whirling in.

Eight Meow gave Nine-Six a look, and Nine-Six bared his teeth ruthlessly: "Six-six-six!"

The yin wind dissipates.

Seeing this, Wang Qilin was even more relieved, and said with a smile: "Okay, take us to find the tomb you encountered, what powerful ghosts can be here? With this official here, you two don't have to be afraid of anything, just watch this official take the brothers to eliminate demons and punish evil spirits!"

Xu Da pinched his waist and roared decently: "Where are the demons?"