Volume 11 Heavenly Wind and Troubled Times Chapter 807 Ten Thousand Butterflies Offer Birthday
Wang Youliang's face is indeed not small, and the people who came to pay him his birthday came in batches. The gifts that were received, all
It's almost a mountain.
Because Hu Wei has put on makeup, there are basically no people who can know him, but there are really many people who know Liu Yong's fat man. As Wang Youliang's son-in-law, the fat man has the qualifications to be recognized. Besides, with his figure, there are a few people who can see it once and forget it.
"It seems that you still have a face. Hu Wei said to the fat man Liu Yong with a smile.
The fat man is about to die of depression, where does he have any face, he is losing face.
Yes, every guest who came to the room would look at him or come up to him and say a few words to him. But the kind of look in his eyes and the tone of his speech, even a fool knows that people don't take him seriously.
"I said, can we change places?,... The fat man finally couldn't help but say.
"Isn't it good here?" Hu Wei deliberately pretended to be stupid. Can he not see that the fat man is uncomfortable? Of course he can see it, but now he has the intention to make the fat man uncomfortable.
"What do you think?" snorted the fat half.
"I think it's pretty good. "It doesn't matter.
"Then you can stand a little longer, I'm leaving. "The fat man will get angry.
"Stop. Hu Wei shouted in a low voice. Hu Youjiu has been in the upper position for a long time, and he has a kind of prestige in his body, and as soon as he drank like this, the fat man suddenly didn't dare to move.
"You can't stand even this little bit of anger? I'm afraid there will be more for you to suffer for a while. ”
Hu Wei looked at Wang Youliang and the other children who were greeting guests in the inner room. Wang Xiaofang is also among them, he wore a red sè hundred-fold dress today, which has the style of a mature woman, and has a little bit of a little woman's jiāo pretty, but it is a pity that there is a little less confidence on her body, which makes her beauty greatly discounted, otherwise she will definitely become the focus of the audience.
The fat man looked at Hu Youliang's gaze and saw Wang Youliang's seven sons and eight sons-in-law, and the corners of his mouth suddenly became a little bitter. Because when he and Wang Xiaofang got married,
The family is in the middle, and the people are not looking for him well, Wang Xiaofang's brothers and sisters all look down on him.
Over the years, at every family gathering, the fat man was always tricked by those relatives and friends and treated him as a joke, so every time he came to such a gathering, the fat man was always very unhappy.
He always thought about how he could forget the day of the rally, so that he would not use it. But, is that possible, and how dare he not come?
When his eyes fell on Wang Xiaofang, there was a trace of tenderness in the fat man's eyes. For Wang Xiaofang, the fat man is emotional. This family, except for Wang Xiaofang, all looked down on him. It is rumored that Wang Youliang also wanted to break the marriage contract between Wang Xiaofang and the fat man, but Wang Xiaofang opposed it, and finally the fat man married this jiāo wife.
Although Wang Xiaofang's temper is not good,
She is the most fat man. At all times, she almost never thinks about being on the fat side.
Hu Wei looked at the fat man in his eyes and nodded secretly.
"You're right, those people will have more uncomfortable things for me in a while. The fat man withdrew his gaze and said in a calm tone.
"Then let's stand a little longer?", "Whatever you want." ”
As time went on, the guests were supposed to come, and they all came about the same. Hu Wei stood here for a long time, more or less disappointed. Because so far, he has not seen any suspicious ones.
Before the start of the race, the first major event will be played. Liu Yong, Wang Xiaofang's sons and daughters, want to give Wang Youliang a birthday first. This is what fat people hate the most. For him, this is a thankless part of burning money.
With his status, how can he fight other brothers and sisters in terms of gifts, he often gives things and wants to be laughed at, and in this kind of public view.
The first person to come forward to congratulate Wang Youliang on his birthday was Wang Youliang's eldest son. As soon as he came up, he gave a pair of finely carved jade peaches. The jade peach is the best Hetian jade, and it won the applause of everyone as soon as it came out of the box. The fat man saw that his face was a little green, and this time he
It's been fighting for a few months without eating or drinking, gritting his teeth and preparing a big gift, I thought that this year I didn't have to be at the bottom, but compared to other people's things, his toys can be thrown away directly.
The boss is an official, and he is relatively low-level, and the gifts he has always given will not be very heavy.
As the first person to sacrifice his life, he has always been a weather vane figure, and he has both
sent jade peaches, and the latter ones were even more outrageous. ,
Sure enough, as the fat man expected, the next dick immediately came with a golden glitter. The second child is a businessman with low taste,
can't stand the fact that people have money. He went straight to gold, and instead of a gold coin, he took a horse made of pure gold.
The Golden Horse is the size of two circles, and how many gold coins will be dropped can be imagined if you can't guess it, and it will definitely not be less.
The fat man's wife, Wang Xiaofang, is the ninth, and the elder sisters in front of her are on the top of the pair, and she and the fat man are about to come in a blink of an eye. Her face can be said to be very ugly. The elder sister in front of her is either sending jade or gold, and the precious Cheng dù of the birthday gift is more than ten generations higher than in previous years.
Wang Xiaofang was angry, not because the things sent by her brother and sister were better than hers, but because she hated them for not talking about family affection and not treating her as a family. It can be seen from the things they sent that they have discussed before,
But no one told her and the fat man the weight of the birthday gift this time.
This is what people are playing, what can you do if you are angry, can you still smash the banquet?
If you lose face, you will lose face, and it's not the first time anyway. Wang Xiaofang came to the fat man's side, ready to take out their gifts. No matter what, it's better to send than not to send. Otherwise, I don't know what people will say about coming this time empty-handed.
The fat man has been arguing with Wang Xiaofang for more than ten years, and he is also very clear about her feelings, so he naturally knows that Wang Xiaofang is uncomfortable now. Madame is uncomfortable, and he is not comfortable, but what can be done now, just such a gift on his body, in exchange for not being in a hurry, not giving it, and getting a piece of meat to be cut?
"Take out the things, the eighth sister will come down to us. When Wang Xiaofang came to the fat man's side,
put away the unhappiness in his heart, and said to the fat man with a smile.
With a heavy heart, Zi took out a jade horse he had prepared. Wang Youliang's love for horses is a well-known thing, and the fat man especially made people make a jade horse, because he wanted to change his huā appearance to please his father-in-law and win back face.
It is said that his jade horse is half the size of a circle,
It's a great birthday gift, but the eldest two fist-sized jade peaches are still there, and the pure golden horse of the second child on the side is so dazzling, and the fat man's jade horse is no different from a child's toy, which can be ignored directly.
"Yo, this jade horse tǐng is beautiful, let me see. Hu Wei didn't know where to get out, so he snatched the jade horse from the fat man's hand and played with it in his hand.
"Give it back to me!" The fat man was in a hurry, this was about to be his and Wang Xiaofang's birthday, what did these two empty hands look like.
"Don't be so stingy, you won't break if you look at it. Hu Wei shook off the fat man's hand, walked around to Wang Xiaofang's side, and said, "Sister-in-law, I like this jade horse very much, why don't you give it to me?" "To you?" Wang Xiaofang was stunned by Hu Wei. Yuma worries about Zihu, what does she take!
Hu Wei didn't wait for Wang Xiaofang to speak, and continued: "I know that my sister-in-law is the best, so it's decided." Hu Wei said to play with the jade horse and leave.
When did I promise to give him the jade horse?
Wang Xiaofang, who is usually in a hurry, will be stupid. You don't have to play with people like this!
After the tea came down, they came to them immediately, and the only gift was snatched away by Hu Wei, so what should they do!
"Give me something. "The fat man caught up with Hu You, he couldn't control it so much, no matter how fierce Hu Wei was, he had to grab things first
Again.
"My sister-in-law said it was for me. Hu Wei said the scoundrel.
"When did she say it, why didn't I hear it, it was obviously you who snatched it. The fat man whispered.
I've seen unreasonable, and I really haven't seen someone like Hu Wei, on his side
It's miserable enough, Hu Wei has to knife him.
"You didn't hear that it was your problem, anyway, this jade horse is mine. Hu Wei continued his rogue behavior.
"Big brother, don't you play, okay, you're going to die. The old eight over there
Come down, it's time for me and Xiaofang to go up!" The fat man was so anxious that he was about to cry.
"Then you can go, you don't have to call me. Hu Wei waved his hand casually, waving like a fly.
Am I greeting you?
The fat man was so angry, if he hadn't been able to beat Hu You, he would have jumped up and bitten Hu Wei a few times.
"You took my birthday gift, how can I go up?" said the fat man angrily.
"Your birthday gift?" Hu Wei patted his head and said, "Yes, it's not okay to go up empty-handed." Hu Wei said that he didn't know where to take out a red bowl, stuffed it into the fat man's hand, and said, "I exchanged this with you, take it quickly." You can't be so careless in the future, how can you not bring a gift. "Just such a broken bowl?" the fat man was so angry that he was almost speechless. Although his jade horse is small, it is also jade, Hu Wei is this, it is simply mud burned, it is too bad. ,
"Okay, whether it's a horse or a jade, the effect of taking it is similar anyway. It's going to go, it's not good to make people wait. Hu Wei even said that he pushed the fat man away.
"You can't do this, you put it" The fat man struggled with small movements, and wanted to get the jade horse out of Hu Wei's hands.
"Walk you. Hu Wei secretly made a clever effort to push the fat man out directly. He used his strength very skillfully, and to outsiders, the fat man seemed to be walking forward on his own.
Due to the angle problem, Wang Xiaofang only saw what Hu Wei gave to the fat man, but he couldn't see what it was. See the fat man
Walking to Wang Youliang's side, she thought she was fat
took back the jade horse and followed.
The fat man still wants to go back,
There's no hurry. He was behind the crowd with Hu Wei just now, and he didn't attract the attention of others. Now he
In front of the crowd, he couldn't retreat if he wanted to, and the eyes of the whole audience were looking at him!
There's really no way out, so I can only bite the bullet.
The fat man remembered what Hu Wei had just said, and he also felt that what Hu Wei said made sense. Anyway, the result is almost the same, and there seems to be no difference between sending a jade horse and sending a bowl.
Holding Wang Xiaofang's jade hand, the fat man came to Wang Youliang, and after saying the congratulatory message he had thought out in advance, he took the plunge and handed the red bowl given by Hu Wei to Wang Youliang.
"Daddy, this is a little bit of my heart with Xiaofang. Wang Xiaofang thought that the fat man was sending a jade horse, but suddenly found that the fat man was sending a very ordinary magnetic bowl, and he was stupid.
"Ha, Lao Jiu, what kind of play are you giving here? The old man is sixty today, and you will send a bowl?" The second child has been waiting, "Teasing, fatty, this will see the opportunity and be the first to jump out."
Wang Youliang didn't treat fat people very well... Seeing that the fat man actually gave him a bowl, he was also stunned, so he didn't reach out to take it. This will listen to the words of the second child, and he will also react.
Wang Youliang scolded secretly in his heart: People send jade peaches and golden horses, you can't compare with others, at least don't be fooled. Send such a bowl, do you want me to use it for food, or for drinking water?
The fat man handed it forward, Wang Youliang didn't answer, and the second child's words reminded everyone, and in an instant, all eyes fell on the bowl in the fat man's hand.
There was silence, and even the air was frozen at this moment.
"Daddy, this is a little bit of my heart with Xiaofang. The fat man repeated what he had just said.
The second child snatched the bowl and scolded: "Even if you are such a broken thing, you dare to send it out? I will smash it for you, so as not to be embarrassed." ”
The second said that he was about to throw the bowl to the ground.
"Second child, wait a minute, don't mess around. "The boss hurriedly called the second child.
"Big brother!" the second child looked at the boss dissatisfied.
"Give me the bowl!" Boss Dali ignored the second child, his eyes fixed on the red bowl, as if there was a huā on it.
Hu Wei's gaze moved to the boss's body, and he took a deep look, and the corners of his mouth showed a smile that no one could guess.
Wang Xiaofang also saw clearly the bowl taken out by the fat man at this time. The outside of this bowl is red, matte, not very bright, but the face is quite full. The inside is the bottom of the white sè, and a lot of red butterflies are outlined with cinnabar red, layered, dense, and there are not as many as the grass. The butterflies are very well drawn, as if they are about to spread their wings and fly away.
"Boss, this is a broken bowl, what are you doing with him. Let me smash him, save yourself 1 heart1" "Dare! smash it, I want your head!" Lao Wen shouted angrily.
The boss of the Wang family, basic
is the next person who lives in the ironclad family, and the second child doesn't dare to listen to his words, so he can only give the bowl to the boss.
The boss carefully took the red bowl, as if holding a beautiful woman's jade tuǐ, very gently.
"Big brother, ...... are you" The younger siblings on the side seemed to be saying something, but the eldest didn't listen to it at all, and looked at the little red bowl in his hand.
The guests saw that the situation was not quite right, and they also talked about it and pointed at it from time to time.
"Pinyuan, what are you doing!" Wang Youliang finally couldn't help but shout, today is his sixtieth birthday, this is to smash the bowl again, and to cut people, the whole scene is a mess, a good banquet has no atmosphere, even if it is a clay man, this will have to be heard.
"Daddy, look at this bowl. The boss Wang Pinyuan followed the demon and came to Wang Youliang with a bowl.
After taking it out from the fat man this night, Wang Youliang hadn't seen it, so he naturally wanted to reach out and take it to see what was strange about this bowl.
"Dad, just look at it, I'll hold it for you. Wang Pinyuan took a step back and avoided Tianliang's hand.
Wang Pinyuan didn't even let the old man touch the bowl, and suddenly attracted everyone's attention to the bowl again. Everyone was guessing in their hearts what kind of magic that bowl could make Huang Yuanpin like this. ,
You must know that Wang Pinyuan is not a hairy guy, people from the Tianfeng Continent get married and have children relatively early. Wang Youliang is 60 this year, and Wang Pinyuan is his eldest son, who is also 43 years old today. He has been an official for many years, and he has always been calm, and there has never been such a situation.
Hu Wei has been watching from the sidelines, like everyone else, without saying a word, without saying a word.
"Fatty, what's going on with that bowl?" Wang Xiaofang was also puzzled, and asked Liu Yong secretly.
The fat man doesn't know what's going on. The bowl had been given to him by Hu Weisai, and although it had been in his hands for a while, neither he nor Ben had looked at it carefully, and even if he did, he could not see what was in it.
"What's wrong with this bowl?" Wang Youliang looked at it for a while, but didn't find any problems, and said a little impatiently.
"Dad, do you remember the story of Wan Die's birthday?" asked Wang Pinyuan.
The story of Wan Die's birthday, I am afraid that few people present do not know. Legend has it that on the 60th birthday of Socrates, the founding emperor of the Bauhinia Dynasty, an overwhelming array of butterflies suddenly appeared in the sky of the palace. When Socrates received the news and came out to see it, all the butterflies gathered together and formed a big "Shou, character" in the air.
This legendary story was written into the chronicles of the Heavenly Wind Continent. The Chronicle of the Heavenly Wind Continent is an important historical scripture of the Heavenly Wind Continent, known as the beginning of the people, as long as it is literate, it should have been seen.
"This bowl has something to do with the longevity of ten thousand butterflies?" asked Wang Youliang.
Wang Pinyuan said: "Yes, it is rumored that Socrates the Great once ordered to make a batch of bowls for the birthday of a hundred butterflies, and this bowl is really one of them." "Socrates was the founding emperor of the Bauhinia dynasty, and if he had ordered this bowl to be made, it would be more than a thousand years old. There is a history and a story, and the value of this bowl has skyrocketed thousands of times in an instant.
"What the Wang family said is right, I also think this has something to do with Wan Die's birthday," a guest in the crowd shouted. This man is a collector of horses.
Seeing him say the same, the crowd immediately exploded. Wang Youliang's face also showed ecstasy.
He didn't care how much the bowl would be worth. The point is that this is a good intention.
Socrates met "Ten Thousand Butterflies for Death" at the age of sixty and met for ten thousand butterflies for his birthday, doesn't that mean that he is as great as Socrates? @.