Volume 1 The Meteor That Fell into Hell Chapter 60 In the Name of the Teacher

Let's not talk about how Li Hongyi brought people to the Forbidden Bureau.

I don't want to talk about how he will solve his grievances later, and his heart will be high for a while.

Just when the case here is in full swing and the wind is booming.

In the distant Colosseum, there are people who are suffering.

Five or six sandbags were tied to the feet of the stupid old man, and next to him, Li Xiuping was holding an iron plate the size of the storefront, riveting his fan.

Li Xiuping is known to be a god power, he is like getting a fresh toy, holding the door panel, it is like a hurricane blowing in his face.

The stupid third child resisted the strong wind, hung sandbags, and rushed forward desperately.

One zhang, two zhang, three zhang, finally rushed out a little distance, and the wings were about to take off.

In the gap where the old force had just disappeared and the new force had not yet been born, the strong wind suddenly increased, and he tumbled and fell backwards.

Li Xiuping laughed, stopped the hurricane, and said:

Silly third child, if you can rush over, maybe Sister Xiaoping really respects you as a man, but now you don't advance but retreat, what's the reason?

He held the door panel with one hand and crossed his waist with the other, pretending to be very vicious, and he looked very funny:

"Do you dislike Sister Xiaoping, so you want to pretend to be a dead dog!"

The stupid third child was so tired that he lay on the ground and didn't bother to move anyway, and he didn't care about his slander, just panting vigorously.

Qinghuayu next to him said with a smile:

"That shouldn't be, it's more likely that Sister Xiaoping has probably empathized with her in private, and he is stupid and has nothing to love in his life, so he simply became a dead dog, and that's it. ”

Huang Dalong pecked a bunch of melon seeds, scratched and wiped, shaking his head:

"Falling flowers and flowing water are gone in spring,

Thank you for the sunflowers!

You say thank you, I say thank you,

Thank you for the wall,

Let's take the women's lust ring!

Eh~It's a pity~It's a pity~"

He shook his head like the old master and chanted loudly, and saw the stupid old man jumping up and shouting with Qinghuayu:

"Don't change the old saying, crazy, it's ugly!"

Sister Xiaoping covered her ears and couldn't stand their loud voices, and she was also a little annoyed on the side:

"Third brother, you've been practicing for a few days, not only did you not move forward, but you also fell backwards. ”

She put on a singing posture and flicked her orchid finger:

"You, you, you, you, you're not really a negative! heart!wolf~"

The stupid third child's eyes widened, and Huang Dalong's melon seeds were frightened.

Only Li Xiuping was still cross-legged there, looking up at a forty-five degree angle to the sky, making a master invincible.

Qinghua rain is unbelievable:

"This... This one.. Xiao Ping'er, have you also learned from Da Long?"

The vicissitudes of the stupid third child:

"Sister Xiaoping, don't go crazy with them, you're the only normal person in this gang. If you're crazy, what are we going to do? ”

Sister Xiaoping covered her mouth with her hand:

"Ho ho ho, don't you just want to go crazy?"

Several people all stood up, looking at Sister Xiaoping a little overwhelmed.

Is this being stricken? Or what?

Li Xiuping flashed over:

"What's wrong, what's wrong? Why are you all around Sister Xiaoping?"

The stupid third cry:

"Brother Ping, save Sister Xiaoping, she's crazy. ”

Li Xiuping looked at Sister Xiaoping in surprise:

"Are you really crazy, what's going on? The sudden onset of mental illness should have aura and stress conditions, and it won't be so without warning.

Inexplicably crazy, it's usually called a sheep crazy, or a stroke? What's the situation, Sister Xiaoping?"

The little maid was still a drama class just now, but suddenly her face changed, and Sister Xiaoping came back with an angry face:

"You don't know what you're doing!

Young master, you took those wings and went to play again a few days ago, I know, I saw you take them out of the door, I know you went to jump off the cliff again.

But if I stop you, you will secretly take it out again, and I can't hide it, me. I. Whining..

Master, if you fall to your death, what will I do? Whining. Woooooooo ”

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, as long as they weren't crazy.

Li Xiuping also smiled and went up to grab her shoulder, wanting to comfort one or two.

But she didn't want Sister Xiaoping to come up, so she twisted her body, threw him away, and cried again:

"You have been hiding it from me, I asked the third brother two days ago, only to find out that he turned into a dragon to send the young master to you to the Dragon Mountain?

Ahhh Young master, can you not go? What should I do if you go? Whining.. Woooooooo ”

Li Xiuping was very strange, following the rhythm of her crying, beating the beat, and then said:

"Sister Xiaoping, the rhythm of your crying is not right, it is not a melody, come, you follow me, I will take you to cry an ode to joy. ”

He raised his hands and put on the style of a conductor.

"Woo. Whining. Woooooooooooo Woo woo ”

"Haha~"

Sister Xiaoping was amused by him and laughed out loud, and she cried a little:

"Young master~ Don't make trouble, what about being serious~ Can you not go, I'm afraid. ”

Li Xiuping grabbed her and said with a smile:

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, since I have Sister Xiaoping, I have never been afraid of cockroaches, rats, feces, shells, and snakes. ”

Sister Xiaoping burst into laughter, burped one after another, hammered him, and said:

"Why do you have to go there~"

The three people next to him were also silent.

Each has its own reasons, and none of them can stop Li Xiuping from doing this, but there are still some doubts in his heart after all.

I heard Li Xiuping say with a smile:

"Actually, it's a secret, I don't want to talk about it, I said that I was afraid that you would be afraid, so I kept it.

Now that you're so worried, there's no harm in telling you. ”

Sister Xiaoping's eyes widened, and the three pairs of ears next to her were pricked up. And I heard him say,

"Actually, I was originally a person from the fairy world, and I had a good birthday to celebrate, and the cake was stuffy on my face, and I was angry.

When I woke up, I found that I was inexplicably demoted to the mortal world and became a young master.

Then I'm going to go back and see, one day in the sky, a year on earth, and I can't say that the one who has a cake on my face hasn't been shot yet, maybe it's too late?

Saving a life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter. ”

The next few raised their hands and made a slashing motion:

"Huh~"

Sister Xiaoping's face was full of white eyes, and she heard Li Xiuping still chattering over there:

"According to the theorem of conservation of energy, if I travel between two worlds, that energy should have a place to come, and it can't be my turn for some reason?

Eh, wait, maybe, maybe everyone who dies isn't actually dead, but the soul brushes and changes the world!

He made a knife in his right hand and slashed it in his left palm:

"Solved the case!No wonder after the person died, there was no story, it turned out that there were two accounts of AB, hehe, the little girl has two faces, hehehe, he, ho ho ho. ”

He was entertaining himself, and those few were no longer interested in listening, and they didn't understand it anyway, so they all ran away.

Only Sister Xiaoping looked at him worriedly, afraid that if he didn't pay attention, he would really go crazy.

After Li Xiuping's intermittent episodes of mental illness, he looked at this little maid, his heart was a little warm, and he pulled her and said:

"Anyway, thanks to Sister Xiaoping, I haven't been so boring over the years, hehe, hehe, it makes me have more sentiment, hehehe. ”

He suddenly remembered the appearance of Qinghuayun's serious attitude that day, and suddenly leaned back and turned back with laughter.

After a while, he said:

"Anyway, when I go over there, I'm just going to have a look, and it's not that I won't come back?

Sister Xiaoping's face was bloody, and she snorted:

"But young master, you really want to come back, you promised the third brother, so I'm afraid~ I'm afraid that you won't go back~"

Huang Dalong jumped over and interjected:

"The Great Sage is going to Lingxiao, if he doesn't go back?"

Li Xiuping said brazenly:

"Then I smashed that Lingxiao!"

Several people shouted and shouted, smashing Ling Xiao, smashing Ling Xiao!

Only the stupid third child had never heard Li Xiuping tell the story, and Leng Leng asked:

"Who's Ling Xiao?"

Youth does not know the taste of sorrow, and the wind, sword, frost and sword are only waiting for leisure.

After the frolic, several people sat around and discussed things.

Li Xiuping looked serious, no longer laughing, and said:

Third brother, you can't do this, you still have to increase the amount of training, it is best to be able to perfect the dragon, so a body of scale armor protection, the sky is not so troublesome.

As for the current situation, the Royal Dragon Mountain is outrageously high, and when the wind blows in the sky, the two of us will smash it down, and then the game will really be over. ”

The stupid third man was full of helplessness:

"We don't know why, I just feel a lack of breath, last time I still held back enough energy, just squeezed out this pair of wings, these days I tried and tried, but I can't find that feeling. ”

Huang Dalong added:

"It's not without results, according to the current feedback, the third child feels that the bottleneck is the most likely to break when he is emotional.

But everyone knows this thing, if you beat him, he has rough skin and thick meat, and he doesn't care if he scolds him, it's useless to scare him.

On that day, I was stimulated by Sister Xiaoping's gloomy future, and then I got two wings.

Next, why don't we act in a scene and wipe Sister Xiaoping away?"

He made a motion to break his neck, and several people next to him were speechless.

The stupid third raised his hand humbly:

"I've heard it. ”

Qinghuayu couldn't stand it, so he summarized on the side:

Judging from the current harvest, I am afraid there is no hope for the old three dragons, and the time originally agreed to go to Yulong Mountain is approaching, so we have to think about the way back.

If that's it, nothing changes, what are we going to do?"

Li Xiuping nodded:

"It's really impossible to turn into a dragon, it's okay, mainly because the third brother is like this now, and he can't fly so high, so the key is to practice.

Let's do this, it's limited to ten days, and then we'll go and fly and try it, it's best to go up, and if you can't pull it down, how about going back?"

Sister Xiaoping interjected resentfully:

"Then I'll sew a warm leather coat for the third brother, the young master said that he doesn't need it, and the third brother will try to complete it before the test flight to ensure warmth. ”

He thought that since Li Xiuping's wish was irreversible, he thought that it would be a guarantee to make a little more effort.

Over there, Huang Dalong was a little surprised:

"You don't need a leather coat? "Ten Thousand Laws Breaking Fist" still has the effect of keeping warm? Why don't I know?"

He just blurted out, and suddenly remembered that Qinghuayu and the stupid third child were beside him, and covered his mouth again.

Qinghuayu rolled her eyes and said:

"You're a pig brain, what secrets are you playing? You have been secretly practicing your magic skills all day long, and you have already known it. ”

Huang Dalong was uncomfortable, like a worm crawling:

"That, that, this, don't blame Xiao Pingping, this. ”

Qinghuayu waved his hand:

"Xiao Pingping, I know more than you, if he doesn't teach us, there must be his reasoning, there is no need to get to the bottom of it.

You don't have to do this anymore, you are tired and panicked for you. ”

Huang Dalong pretended to smile, his face full of embarrassment.

Li Xiuping interjected:

"Why are you so strangely named, this is not a boxing technique, if you really want to talk about it, it is a physical technique.

Huang Xiaobei went online immediately:

Hey~ You don't understand this, momentum, momentum! This is very important!

"Ten Thousand Laws Destroy the Body"? Sounds like something, well, like calligraphy!"

Looking at everyone at a loss, he licked his lips, and his face hated iron and steel:

"You try to imagine that one day, I, Huang Tianba, will have a decisive battle with a big devil. ”

"Wait a minute!!"

Qinghua rain can't stand it:

"You are a royal child and have a basic education, Huang Tianba's name has come out, Xiao Pingping, can you still rest assured that he will be named?!"

Li Xiuping looked helpless, he couldn't help it, people love to take names when they are in a hurry, what should I do?

Huang Dalong is a drama spirit, and he waved his hand:

"It's not important, the point is, after the decisive battle, I, Huang Tianba, defeated the big devil.

Then the big devil lay on the ground and looked at me, covering the wound with one hand, spurting blood from the corner of his mouth, and pointing at me Huang Tianba with the other hand.

He'll definitely ask, "Let me die! You.. What kind of martial arts did you use?"

Huang Dalong posed in a shape with forty-five angles facing the sky, and said:

Then I told him very loudly and proudly. 10,000 ~ Law ~ Break ~ Destroy ~ Body!"

He turned his head and looked at the crowd with despair on his face:

"As a result, the devil said to you very politely, thank you, I don't practice calligraphy. And then he just snorted, burping...

What should I do at this time, and I'll have a highlight moment when I defeat the Adversary? Ahh

All this glory was defeated by the sentence "I don't practice calligraphy". I've all lost.,Fought in vain.。。 ”

He spread his hands:

"So you say, is it more important to have a good name than anything else!