It was very difficult for ordinary people to enter the village of the servants, and the servants took them to the bottom of the mountain and raised their heads and whistled.

The whistle is tactful, like a lark.

When the whistle died down, someone looked down, and a large bamboo basket was lowered.

If you want to go to the stockade, you have to rely on the winch inside.

The bamboo basket is large enough to fit two large oxen.

They jumped on the basket and there was a roar from above, and then the thick twine rope pulled the basket tight, and dragged it up with a creak.

The white ape listened attentively, his brows furrowed slightly.

Wang Qilin asked, "What's wrong?"

The white ape muttered, "That cry just now is very similar to the voice of our ape clan. ”

The servant said calmly: "Lord Bai turned out to be an ape?

The white ape gong played with a sword flower, and said proudly: "Yes, it is the wise man among the sword apes below, the white ape gong!"

"Wise man?"

The group laughed, and the inside and outside of the bamboo basket were suddenly filled with a happy atmosphere.

The white ape said angrily: "What are you laughing at? I'll do it, Lao Tzu just doesn't know much about arithmetic, what's the matter? Who stipulates that a wise man must know arithmetic? Who prescribes it?"

Wang Qilin pointed at him and shouted, "Look, he's in a hurry, he's in a hurry." ”

Heidou stretched out his hand and patted his buttocks and said, "Grandpa Bai, don't worry, no one stipulates that a wise man must know arithmetic, and Dou doesn't understand it, and Dou's mother and grandparents don't understand it, don't worry, don't be sad." ”

When he found someone who might be as bad at arithmetic as himself, he was not sad, but happy.

The white ape pushed him away and said: "Go, the child goes and stays aside, it's not that Lao Tzu doesn't know how to do arithmetic, Lao Tzu just doesn't know how to do arithmetic!"

Wang Qilin said suspiciously: "You know arithmetic, why don't I feel like it?"

The white ape was furious and said, "You come to test me!"

Wang Qilin said: "Okay, let me ask you a simple question, there are pheasants and rabbits in the same cage today, with thirty-five heads on the top and ninety-four feet on the bottom, ask the pheasants and rabbits how much they are?"

The white ape was stunned for a moment.

His lips trembled twice, he secretly folded his fingers and calculated, and pretended to be calm and said, "You deliberately play with me with questions that can't be answered!"

Xu Xiaoda said: "This question can be answered, Master Ape, this is the question in "Sun Tzu's Sutra", and there is a ...... in "Sun Tzu's Sutra"

"Sun Tzu's arithmetic?" the white ape shouted, "Wu Cao, Seventh Master, are you insulting my old ape?"

Fat Wuyi said: "Master Ape, you are really too uneducated, even we Qingyu know that this "Sun Tzu Sutra" is the same as "Sun Tzu's Art of War", Sun Tzu is the meaning of Teacher Sun. ”

Shen Yi nodded hurriedly: "Amitabha, the son has the meaning of Mr. and teacher, such as spraying monks and rivers and lakes, and people are called big trolls." Alas, Master Ape, you really, alas, we have a good relationship, and the monk is embarrassed to laugh at you, hahaha. ”

When the white ape saw that even the fool began to laugh at himself, he became angry: "Do you know this question?"

Shen Yi fell silent.

The young men craned their necks and lowered their eyes to avoid eye contact with the white ape.

It's like when a gentleman asks a question in a school.

The White Ape Gong began to laugh, and shouted at Xu again: "Xu Ye, aren't you a Xiucai?

Xu Da looked at him with idiotic eyes: "Are you stupid? What a simple question, the chicken has two feet and the rabbit has four legs, so that the chickens and rabbits stand on half of their feet, the golden rooster is independent, and the rabbit is standing, so is there only half of the feet left in the cage? That is, forty-seven, but is it?"

"Now the chicken and the rabbit in the cage each have a head, the chicken has one foot, and the rabbit has two legs, and then let the rabbit raise one foot, is it that the chicken also has one foot and the rabbit has one foot and they only have one head?"

"At this time, the number of their heads and feet should be the same, they should be thirty-five, thirty-five heads and thirty-five feet, but just now when the rabbit stood on the ground with two feet, there were forty-seven legs, which means that the rabbit raised twelve legs for the second time, which naturally means that there are twelve rabbits!"

"Thirty-five minus twelve, twenty-three, of course!"

Applause erupted.

The young ladies praised each other: "Xu Ye deserves to be a talent." ”

"Although Xu Ye looks like a pig killer, he didn't expect that arithmetic is the same as Mr. Bookkeeper. ”

"Xu Ye's name looks like a pig killer? When did his eyes become blind? Xu Ye obviously looks like a cow killer!"

"I think Xu Ye looks like a fool. ”

Happy laughter rang out, and Xu wanted to beat people with a bang, but he didn't hear who said the latter words.

But he was very clever, and shouted at Fat Wuyi: "Fat boy, you dare to insult the uncle is a fool?

"No," Fat Wuyi denied it, "It was Fat Liuyi who scolded!"

The white ape was still confused, he didn't keep up with Xu Da's train of thought at all, his two eyes were big and blank, and his face was dazed.

He hurriedly asked Shen Yi, "Troll, do you understand?"

Shen Yi pondered: "Amitabha, I understand what I heard, but the monk has a question, why do chickens and rabbits stand with their legs raised?"

The white ape swallowed his saliva and said to Wang Qilin: "Seventh Master, your question is too difficult, trolls don't understand, and black beans don't understand. ”

Wang Qilin said: "Then let's have a black bean that understands, let me ask you, ride a companion sword ape on the tree, sit a companion sword ape on the ground, how many companion sword apes are there?"

The white ape man secretly pinched his fingers, and then said confidently: "Eight!"

The servant nodded rampantly.

Wang Qilin rolled his eyes: "There is a companion sword ape riding on the tree, and a companion sword ape is sitting on the ground, how many black beans do you say?"

Black Bean raised his hands and shouted, "Two!"

Raise your hands high to show your innocence: I am mental arithmetic, not breaking my fingers!

The white ape angrily wanted to raise his sword and slash people: "You fool people, you are talking about the seven companion sword apes on the tree!

Wang Qilin asked: "Okay, okay, there are seven companion sword apes on the tree, one companion sword ape on the ground, swallow the mouth and kill one companion sword ape with flying arrows, and how many companion sword apes are left?"

The White Ape Gong learned to be clever this time, and asked first, "There are seven on the tree instead of riding a companion sword ape, isn't it?"

"Yes!"

The white ape also raised his hands to show his innocence: "There are seven left, eight minus one, seven!"

The servant nodded again, this time it was right.

Wang Qilin said: "Master Ape, it's wrong, the answer is zero. ”

The white ape said sharply: "Nonsense!"

Wang Qilin said helplessly: "Are you all fools with the sword ape? One of them let the swallow die and the others don't run away?

The white ape staggered back, the bamboo basket space was small, he bumped into Ma Ming, and then collapsed in Ma Ming's arms.

He was caught in a dilemma: if he was going to hold up his answer, he would admit that his companion was stupid, and if he didn't admit that his companion was stupid, then he would have to deny his answer.

What the hell!

With a bang, the bamboo basket finally leaned to the top platform of the village.

The servant hurriedly ran away, and after he went up, he glanced at Wang Qilin deeply, and kept the face of this little cunning in his heart.

This little thing has a lot of eyes and is not easy to deal with.

Suisui Niangzi said slowly: "Master Ape, didn't you just ask if there is an ape clan in this village? Why did the topic turn to arithmetic?"

The white ape was stunned for a moment, and then he was overjoyed: "Yes, I'll do it, the servants are rampant, are you imprisoning our ape clan here?"

The servant said rampantly: "Lord Bai misunderstood, there are indeed your ape clan in our cottage, but they are not imprisoned, they are willing to stay. ”

The white ape asked, "What kind of ape?"

The servant said rampantly: "Carry the ape." ”

As soon as he heard this, the white ape man waved his hand and shouted: "It is absolutely impossible! The Ding Ape has a rough and barbaric temperament, and loves to be at ease the most, and will never be willing to stay in your small village!"

The servant said: "Why don't you ask Lord Bai to ask them yourself? If they want to leave my cottage, no one in the village will stop them." ”

The white ape angrily ran away from him and ran into the cave, and soon ran out after running in: "Where are the two of them?"

The servant said to the others again: "Please come and take a look, if the spirit beast is imprisoned in this village, the old man is willing to cut himself to repay the kindness of the mountains and forests." ”

Xie Toad shook his head and said, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, the old Dao is not going, the old Dao believes in you, how can the Wing Clan imprison the spirit beast and wronged the spirit beast?"

The servant rampantly saluted him and said, "Thank you for your trust." ”

The scale of the village is not very large but it is also considerable, their houses are all opened in the cave, after entering Wang Qilin found that the mountain has been hollowed out, there are clean and tidy rooms in it, there are passages in all directions, life is very convenient.

After ninety-six entered, he exploded, and eight meows stood up without saying a word and played a set of meow meow boxing.

The servant said with a rampant smile: "Big Tooth, don't tease the guests, leave quickly." ”

A wolf's head vanished from the shadows.

Wang Qilin asked, "Earth wolf?"

The servant smiled rampantly and nodded.

He led the way, and they went up to the top, an open hill with huge winches and some wooden and iron racks, and two burly apes.

The two giant apes were even stronger and bigger than Xu Da's Shangong Youfu, and this was because the two of them were sitting on the ground.

Although the village is not big, it is a cottage after all, and they occupy this mountain.

Since this is the top of the mountain, the area of the top of the mountain will not be small, but these two giant apes are sitting in the corner of the mountain, and they look a little crowded!

The moonlight shone on the giant ape, and the color of the giant ape's fur was like bronze, and the two of them leaned together as if they were two bronze colossus.

The servant let out a rough howl, and the two giant apes sat up straight together and let out a laughing 'hehe' sound.

Wang Qilin looked at it and found that the legs of the two giant apes were as thick as stone pillars, but each of them only had one.

The servant rampantly handed them the large barrels he had picked up on the road, and the two of them made an excited 'Boom' sound.

The large wooden barrel that normally takes two big men to lift is like a big wine glass in their hands, you take a sip and I take a sip, and the two of them take turns to pour this large barrel of wine.

The wine rattled through their throats, like a stream.

The white ape looked at their legs and asked stupidly, "What's going on? Who cut off their legs?"

"If you ask them where the wound on their waist and crotch came from, the answer is that they were cut off by old decay, and if you ask who cut off their legs, the answer is that no one did." ”

The white ape said angrily: "What do you mean? Don't sell Guan Zi......

"They were born with a weird twist, one without a left leg and one without a right leg, just a little thigh root, and the two thigh roots were joined together, and then their tribe threw them both away and left them both to fend for themselves, and when the old man picked them up, they only had one breath left!"

The servant reached out to stroke a giant ape, and the giant ape leaned down and raised his head, asking him to scratch his chin, and soon let out a cry of excitement.

The other giant ape pushed it away and sent it up to the chin, and the servant changed it to scratch it, and after a few scratches he withdrew his hand, and the giant ape carefully pinched his arm with his fingers and pulled it back.

The White Ape Gong had nothing to say.

Wang Qilin looked up at the two giant beasts and exclaimed, "What a big guy!"

Muscles that are strong to exaggerated, lines that are rough to the point of horror, thick necks, huge fists, and the color of the turquoise body—

Isn't this the Hulk he'd seen in his dreams?

The servants rampantly introduced the carrying ape to them, and then introduced them to the carrying ape, so the carrying ape stretched out his big hand to shake hands with them.

Xu Da went up and stretched out his hand, and an ape carrying Ding suddenly withdrew his hand and raised his buttocks: "Bang!"

A strong wind blew in his face, and Xu Da's hairstyle was suddenly messed up.

Everyone covered their noses and ran away, and the servants were rampant behind and shouted angrily: "Big head, you are naughty again!"

Xu Da was in a good mood, he comforted himself: "It's okay, isn't it just a fart? Fortunately, this giant ape didn't have diarrhea, otherwise it would be terrible." ”

The servant said with admiration: "Lord Xu is really good-tempered. ”

Xu laughed, took off his boots, and threw the yellow orange socks to the giant ape who farted and crashed him, the giant ape had big nostrils, it sniffled, grabbed the socks and threw them out, opening its mouth and roaring......

"Flattened. Xu Da walked happily with his boots.

A woman from the village came with buckets in the back, and the two of them scolded as they walked: "Big head, did you pull the poop and wipe it on your body again?"

The servants arranged a room for them, and he specially arranged a room on the edge for Xu Da, because only the stone cave on the edge could be ventilated from north to south.

Wang Qilin lived in the cave for the first time, this cave is quite luxurious, the walls are full of carving, weaving handicrafts, there are wine and fruits on the wooden shelves in the room, the floor is covered with a mat made of hay, there is a faint aroma of wine, fruit and grass in the cave, it is very comfortable.

He slept in the same room with Black Bean, and Black Bean's eyes lit up when he saw the many fruits on the wooden shelf: "Uncle, Bean is hungry." ”

"There is Yan Ruyu in the book, and there is roast chicken, stewed mutton sauce, beef, big buns, small wontons, and egg cakes in the book, so ......"

"Uncle, then I'll go to bed first. Black Bean interrupted him and quickly climbed into bed and undressed.

Wang Qilin leaned on the head of the bed and sneered at him, can't you clean up your little thing?

Heidou took off his clothes and turned his head to look at him, then rubbed his nose and said, "Uncle, don't look, Dou is going to take off his pants and sleep." ”

Wang Qilin rolled his eyes and said, "I'm your uncle, you used to pee on my face when you were a child, why are you shy now?" Okay, uncle closes his eyes and doesn't look at you, you hurry up and go to sleep." ”

Black Bean saw him close his eyes, then stripped off and prepared to burrow into the bed.

As a result, Wang Qilin's voice sounded at the right time: "Yo, the little things are very exquisite." ”

Eight meows stood up and stretched out their front paws to compare, it looked at Wang Qilin, Wang Qilin looked at it, and then the two of them laughed together shamelessly.

Black Beans shouted angrily: "Uncle, you don't believe in your words, I don't believe you anymore!"

Wang Qilin innocently spread his hands and said, "What's wrong with my uncle? Uncle kept his eyes closed just now." ”

Black Bean pointed at him and shouted angrily: "Then you still say!"

Wang Qilin shrugged and said, "Uncle is talking about this puppet. ”

He picked up the small wood carving at the head of the bed and showed it to Black Bean.

Black Bean was silent.

He realized that he couldn't fight this uncle.

This made him very depressed, tossing and turning in the bed.

After a while he whispered, "Uncle, uncle." ”

Wang Qilin got up and asked, "What are you doing?"

Black Bean said, "The moonlight is too bright, can you close the window?"

Wang Qilin muttered, 'The lazy donkey has a lot of and urine in the pot', and then said to Eight Meow: "Go, close the window." ”

Hachimeow sighed and had to go to work.

After a while he called out again, "Uncle, uncle." ”

Wang Qilin said tiredly: "Uncle is very tired, I fell asleep just now, what are you asking me to do?"

Black Bean said, "Uncle, it's so boring, can you go open the window again?"

Wang Qilin turned his head, and Eight Meow didn't know where to run.

He looked at Ninety-Six, who silently got up and arched the window with his dog's mouth, and then disappeared without a trace.

Wang Qilin had nowhere to run, so he snored.

Sure enough, it didn't take long for Black Bean to call him again: "Uncle, uncle?"

Wang Qilin snored evenly.

"Uncle, are you asleep?"

Black Bean asked a few times without an echo, and then staggered out of bed.

Wang Qilin thought about it and felt a little guilty, his uncle was incompetent.

He opened his eyes and looked at Black Bean, wanting to see what he was going to do and how he could help him.

As a result, he saw Black Bean running to the table with two fat butts, standing on tiptoe to reach a fruit and gnaw it......

In a place like the village, you can't sleep lazily, and the village is uniformly arranged to work, and someone blows the horn early in the morning, and then people go out to eat, and they get the task to work.

Wang Qilin yawned and went out.

Xu Da asked, "Seventh Master, why are you still so poor in tonic energy all day long?"

"Fuck off, I slept late last night. Wang Qilin explained, "I've been studying with Black Bean, you see that Black Bean is still sleeping." ”

Xu was surprised: "Ah, that little clever ghost of Black Bean will honestly read at night?"

Wang Qilin smiled: "Eight meows flicked its whip tail to supervise the school, he will be whipped if he doesn't study!"

Xu Da asked, "Then are you supervising his study or Bameow?"

Wang Qilin said: "Eight meows supervise his study, and I supervise eight meows to supervise him." ”

As the two spoke, they joined the others to go to the canteen of the village, which was not convenient for every household to open a kitchen because it was located in a cave, because the chimney was not easy to arrange.

Therefore, the whole village is a canteen, the village is full of food, and the people in the village only need to obey the arrangement of the owner of the village to work, and there is no need to bother with anything else.

The breakfast of the village is oily noodles, the snow-white noodles are sprinkled with green and delicate green onions, and mixed with sesame oil and soybean sauce, which is steaming, colorful, fragrant, and full.

Wang Qilin was quite surprised, since leaving Chang'an City, this was the first time he had eaten oily noodles.

The servants came rampantly to entertain them, and said with a smile: "I heard that you and the people of the county like to eat noodles, and they like oily noodles with oil and water the most, so I took it upon myself to use this rice to entertain you, but our village does not have such a way to eat on weekdays, so I am afraid that the taste will not be unsatisfactory." ”

Wang Qilin thanked him politely, and Xu Da had already sighed and started eating.

He pointed to Xu Da's eating appearance and said: "The craftsmanship of the chef in Guizhai is obviously exquisite!"

People in the mountains are addicted to alcohol, and they can also drink rice wine in the morning.

From this point of view, the life of the village is good, the food is relatively abundant, you must know that rice wine is brewed from rice, ordinary people can eat rice at home, how can there be idle grain wine?

The servants were able to satisfy them with food and drink, and then apologized to them, saying that they could not be allowed to move around the stockade at will.

Wang Qilin understands very well that the village is a military fortress, and Jiulitong and some bandits must want to get rid of it quickly, they must want to understand the layout of the village, and the village naturally does not want people to understand the layout of the building.

Guanfengwei is an outsider to the village, and it is good to be willing to entertain them to stay in the village.