"The fuck is almost unbearable!

Huang Dalong was already about to tear his hair off, and there was still one and a half people at the door, and a carriage was blocked between the two gates, which was being squeezed and deformed.

The stupid third man grabbed one side, holding a dozen sergeants behind him, he and Qinghuayu were on the other side, dragging ropes behind him, leading dozens of people. Qing Huayu and the two of them squeezed together, with a strong hand, and bit Huang Dalong's hair with his mouth, and pulled it back together.

Huang Dalong couldn't say what he was suffering, and he felt that his scalp was about to show his brain.

"You bite my hair, so hard!

"Aren't I trying to exert myself?"

Qinghuayu bit her hair and spoke slurredly.

"I told you to stop!"

"You talk to me, and tell me to stop, I'm sick!"

"Ahhhh

The stupid third over there was hot and red all over, and he stepped on a deep pit under his feet, and he was about to be buried in his knees.

"No, I can't stand it, and if I don't come out again, everyone will finish up together, and I will be caught to death. ”

Qinghuayu's eyes were red and scary, and he spit out his hair: "It's a big deal to die together, resist me, if you want to run away, Lao Tzu won't recognize you as a little brother!"

"your fart, I'll run?!Silly dick, see who lasts a long time!"

"You! Call me stupid dick again, I'll fight with you!"

"Silly dick, silly dice, silly dice!"

"Ahhhh ”

The noise and shouting were inexorable, and everyone used their strength to feed, but they couldn't stop the door from closing a little bit.

At the last moment, the sound of popping in the corridor came, Li Xiuping finally arrived, he saw from a distance that the portal was only more than half a person wide, and he stepped on the ground fiercely, and the whole person turned into a superman again, and flew out of the crack in the door in danger, and turned around and shouted: "Come out, let go, let go!"

The stupid old man vented out in one breath, rolled up a white mist, and fell backwards unconscious.

The two brothers over there also fell down softly, but fortunately they didn't faint, and Qinghuayu cried: "Great, I caught up, I caught up!"

"Get out of the way!" Li Xiuping grabbed the stupid third and threw it hard, and grabbed the two brothers of the Qing family with one hand, and threw them far away, and then kicked the few sergeants who were close one by one, and kicked them into the distance with soft force.

"All evacuate!" he commanded loudly, quickly dodged twice, and the person had already landed in the distance, catching the stupid third and two brothers who fell in the air one by one, and beckoning everyone to retreat.

"You~You~Death~Death~Death, Inside~What about slaying the dragon!?" Huang Dalong lay on the ground panting, like a big bellows.

Li Xiuping squatted down to push the palace acupoint for the stupid third man, and said busily: "There's a head dragon in there, a dragon! You are a fairy? That thing rushed out, we all have to explain here, you and I don't want to come out earlier, don't you depend on the timing." ”

"What? Wait a minute, didn't you go to Shenlong to have a friendship and discuss, why did he chase you?"

"Maybe I'm more handsome than him. Li Xiuping said with a sneering expression.

Both of them narrowed their eyes, Li Xiuping and they are too familiar with each other, there is something to do here, probably because there are many people who are not easy to say.

Suddenly, at this time, the dragon cave began to make a sizzling sound, and a huge suction force came from there, and the sand, gravel and dust around it began to pour over there.

Everyone watched as the rocks and dirt around the Dragon Cave gradually converged to the center like living creatures.

After a while, the dragon cave had been completely closed, leaving only a trace of it, and the surrounding area was calm again, and there was no sound.

"The dragon absorbs water, it's quite shocking!" Qinghuayu panted and showed off.

But obviously, no one paid attention to him, Huang Dalong put a big word on the ground, and Li Xiuping was busy rescuing the stupid third child, and he didn't have time to care about what dragon sucked water.

He had no choice but to change the topic: "Isn't it just the spring equinox, why is it just winter now, what's going on inside?"

Li Xiuping's little fox state was immediately online, and he opened his mouth to come: "The old man dragon inside has a big temper, probably because you are engaged in infrastructure construction in front, shouting indiscriminately, and singing ugly to death, wake him up, get up and get angry, you all understand, can you listen to good words? If you don't say it well, you have to rush out to kill and kill, and catch all the singers to death." ”

The two brothers sat and lay down, and they both narrowed their eyes, this routine is quite deep?

Li Xiuping has wanted to carry out cultural reform for a day or two, and now this spirit is about to start to emerge again?

Looking back, sure enough, several sergeants and city guards who came together were so frightened that they couldn't speak.

Singing can still be terrible?!

This is big news.

The thirty or so people did not dare to take a breath of the atmosphere, and it is conceivable that after these few go back, the entire Colosseum infrastructure atmosphere will be completely new.

Li Xiuping nodded with satisfaction, and when he saw that the stupid third child had also woken up, he turned his head to look at him silly, so he beckoned happily: "Okay, the problem is solved, and the class teacher will return to the court!"

Qinghuayu next to him said secretly: "This is suspected of trespassing. ”

Huang Dalong patted his brain: "You talk a lot, you're tired to death, and you're a fart!"

I turned my head and found a new problem, the saddles were all gone, and a group of people couldn't even find a pair of shoes, they were all clean and slippery, you look at me, I look at you.

In the end, I thought of a way, dozens of people only had a pair of dirty pants left, holding the horse's neck and stepping on the first step, all the pants were taken off and left for the four people, Qinghuayu and Huang Dalong tore their pants and wrapped their feet around the three of them, three layers inside and three layers outside, just like the Bigfoot monster, the stupid old three was too big, his exclusive mount was out of force again, and he went first with the big army, leaving him alone, and was supported by the two of them.

A few people walked back slowly on the black rocky ground, the sky was still bright, and they were not in a hurry, and it was convenient to wait for the few who went back in front to change horses and come back.

There were only four people left, and Huang Dalong said, "Tell me, what's the situation?"

The other two also looked at Li Xiuping curiously, and they were a little embarrassed.

He grabbed the placket of his clothes, twisted it for a while, looked at the faces of the three people, and said, "Let's talk about it first, do we have fans of Shenlong here?" ”

The three of them looked weird, what are they? What are you going to do with autographed photos?

The caretaker heard that, according to historical records, there were really autographed photos in these years, and some talented and great writers, and even generals who fought in wars, would find someone to draw a portrait with a gongpen, and then sign the name, stamp it with a private seal, or give it away or sell it to admirers.

Li Xiuping saw that the three of them all looked disgusted, relieved, touched it in his arms for a long time, rummaged in the snack pocket, and finally took out a spade.

I went to his mother!

Huang Dalong opened his mouth but he was not clean, and Qinghuayu's eyes next to him were straight, only the stupid third was ignorant: "What is this?"

"Wait a minute, you let me slow down? What's the situation? You went in for a while, you killed the dragon ??? robbed the dragon crystal?"

Qinghua rain is incredible, the dragon is the supreme symbol of the Qing country, I have only heard of killing others, I have not heard of being killed?

Li Xiuping looked shy: "It's not, that guy is sleeping, I'll grab it and run, isn't this the right time to run out." ”

"I'm sorry, we misunderstood you, you ran so slowly, we thought you were slaying a dragon inside, but you really slaughtered a dragon inside???"

Huang Dalong's mouth opened wide, looking at the crystal clear, red light flowing slowly, and his heart was turning over the river and the sea.

"The dragon crystal is the essence of the divine dragon, as soon as this thing is lost, the divine dragon will definitely die, he didn't chase it out and kill you?

Li Xiuping also felt puzzled:

"Well, yes, it's strange to say, I thought that if I took this thing, the dragon would chase me to the end, so I calculated the time and ran out, but people fell asleep like that, and they didn't pay attention to me at all?

"Dead dragon? So the dragon cave opened so early because the dragon died?"

"Maybe it's true, let's calculate, when was the last Civil War coming? Shenlong came out to show off his might for a while, and then he never showed up again, and he couldn't say that he was injured at the time, and then he hid inside, and suddenly one day the old injury recurred, ahhhh ”

"How can there be such a thing, what kind of injury will get worse and worse, and suddenly ah, ah, and then burp?"

"Yes, yes, I know a few, such as tetanus, such as rabies, well, the dragon was bitten by a dog, it's also very commonsense, these are all sudden, they will all ah, and then burp, speaking of which. ”

Qinghua rain can't stand it:

"No, you two wait for a while, let's discuss it first, this dragon crystal is in hand, what should we do next?"

His eyes suddenly lit up:

"Eh, Xiao Pingping, Shenlong is dead, doesn't that mean that you can't go to Yulong Mountain? I don't have to go, it's trouble-free?"

Li Xiuping's eyes warmed, although Qinghuayu had not said it explicitly, but he was sure that this guy had already made up his mind, once the Sage Pavilion summoned and the dragon came out of the mountain, he would inevitably catch the dragon before Li Xiuping.

He will climb the holy mountain as the royal family of Qingguo, and he will not let Li Xiuping go to that lonely and bitter cold place instead of him.

He decided that the person who was going there was himself. And it has always been decided.

So when he found out that Shenlong was going to die, he subconsciously blurted out that he didn't have to go, which was already clearly illustrated.

Li Xiuping reached out and touched his head, and suddenly liked this feeling very much, he had raised a golden retriever before, and it was so fine and soft, he smiled:

"This is not necessarily, even if there is no dragon, I still have to go there after all, I have my reasons, but it is inconvenient to elaborate, as for Long Jing, you see, let's raise a dragon ourselves, aren't we all dragon fathers and dragon mothers? But this is not the most important, the most important, in fact. ”

He looked at the stupid third child:

"Your identity, Da Long and I know a little bit, and the stupid second brother should also understand, so I took this dragon crystal, mainly because of you, of course, this is about your own choice, no one will force you. ”

Qinghuayu also fell silent, and didn't care about Li Xiuping calling him a stupid second brother, this stupid big man is his close confidant after all, and he has already found out what the way he came from.

The three of them tried their best to look at the stupid third child with warm eyes, for fear of hurting his self-esteem.

"What? Where are we coming from? We know, we are from Lijia Village, our parents are dead, we have a hundred meals, there are five of us in the village, we are the third, so the big name Li San'er, there is a bastard who meets and calls us stupid third, and then they all call it like this.

There was an unspeakable embarrassment, and the second child suddenly became angry: "What?

Said the bastard. Hey, hey, you're a bastard. ”

Qing Lao Er originally wanted to deceive the stupid third child and make him think he was a bastard, but the stupid third child was really a smart person, and he scolded him again. He didn't say he could go back, and his liver hurt suddenly.

Huang Dalong patted his head and said, "Eh, take a break, rest for a while, you don't know anything at all? We are acting this play for a blind man? You really don't know that you are a medicine man created by the Immortal Sect, a child who was rescued when he was a child?"

The stupid third is really stupid: "Medicine man? Isn't the medicine man only thirty years old? Then we are all twenty-eight. ”

"Hey, aren't you twenty-six?" all three of them were surprised.

"Hehe, I joined the army in my early years, I was in the right shape, but my age was not compatible, so I simply made a false report. There are good people in the army who helped to change the age of household registration, so, hehe, you checked me for a long time, but you didn't find it"

The three of them looked at the silly third child who was smiling, and they were speechless, he already knew that he was about to die, but he was still this heartless appearance, and in this world, he didn't exist at all.

So the stupid third child is a medicine man, a smart man, and a good man, with a heart of gold.

Li Xiuping threw the dragon crystal in his hand and said to him: "Don't worry, you won't have a short life, with it, you are the next divine dragon." Besides, the immortals may not have a way to transform their shapes.

He pinched Long Jing and said:

"Even those demons and monsters can evolve into human forms and hide in the people, it makes no sense that this flying dragon is so powerful, but it is a lower level? ”

The stupid third twisted and pinched:

"Turning into a dragon. We.. We haven't tasted a woman yet. Turning into a dragon. Isn't it early? ”

Li Xiuping almost smashed Long Jing in the face: "You... You.. If you want to die, hurry up and die, don't turn into a dragon, turn into a worm, you have been dead for two months!

He trembled with anger, and remembered something again: "You don't think about my sister Xiaoping, I'll give her a good family when I go back, and come back with a big fat boy, see what happens to you!"

The stupid third child was so ashamed that his face was flushed, he was already the biggest struggle, after all, smart people, Sister Xiaoping had a little sign of signs these days, and he saw it.

How can you see a rainbow without experiencing wind and rain, and how can you call a woman a gentleman if you haven't tried it?

So such a shameful thing, he blurted out.

"Yo~Third brother~" The second young man was overjoyed, and said in Sister Xiaoping's tone, "Third brother, the slave family hugged a big fat boy, stupid official, do you want to be a happy father, ahhahahahahaha"

Huang Dalong next to him also came over with thieves:

"Eh, the third child, how old do you think it is that you haven't tried a woman yet, it's the worst?"

The stupid third child scratched the back of his head, and estimated that Huang Dalong was here to tell him that the more miserable the better, so that Li Xiuping would be soft-hearted and let him and Sister Xiaoping fly together?

immediately cut the railroad categorically: "I'm dying like this, I haven't tasted it, it's the worst!"

Huang Dalong shook his head, angry and indisputable:

"It's not miserable, it's not miserable, I haven't tried it since I became a father, so it's miserable!"