Text Chapter 388 Touching the Porcelain Party
Of course, if he let Jiang Xie know about this idea, he would definitely make him die a very ecstatic .......
So Zhang Wenyan didn't say anything, just fuck my brother, don't allow others to have a special fetish?
So naturally, he smiled at Chen Changsheng and said, "Hello Changsheng!"
After saying hello, a few people didn't talk nonsense, and took a carriage to Baihua Village.
As for why you don't use the flying sword to fly over, the main thing is that you are not in a hurry, and you can go to Baihua Village slowly, and you can see the scenery along the way.
After a few days of carriage, Jiang Xie knows more about Changsheng, this product does have a habit of cleanliness, although it is not very serious, but it is not light.
It's not as fucky as he and Zhang Wenyan at all, he doesn't care about anything, he just picks it up and eats .......
It seems that Chen Changsheng doesn't want people from the countryside, but the two of them are very similar.
In fact, this also has something to do with experience, Jiang Xie and Zhang Wenyan are both masters who travel everywhere, and some will also be hunted down, it is inevitable that they will sleep in the open, and it is strange to have such a habit of cleanliness.
Chen Changsheng, on the other hand, has been living in the temple with his master and others, and he rarely goes down the mountain, staying in the room for a long time and being independent, and naturally has a little habit of cleanliness for some habits.
But a little problem does not hinder it, the relationship between them, on the contrary, Chen Changsheng's knowledge of the three thousand Dao Collections has opened the eyes of the two, even if it is just the tip of the iceberg, it is also very beneficial.
Zhang Wenyan saw that Chen Changsheng was playing treasures, and he, the older generation, naturally couldn't be left behind, so he also let Chen Changsheng see the power of his gossip.
It quickly figured out that Chen Changsheng's master had hemorrhoids, and he still had hemorrhoids for many years.
This made Chen Changsheng completely shocked, yes, his master has hemorrhoids! The kind that can't be cured, it's strange that the master's superb medical skills should be able to cure small hemorrhoids, but he can't cure it, so he can only say to himself, this is not a disease, but a fate...... , you have to live with hemorrhoids for a lifetime!
Jiang Xie was suddenly full of slots, can't this gossip be regarded as something useful......? You can't just call your trick gossip, you have such a boring setting.
And Chen Changsheng's master also has enough skin, and this is not a disease as a teacher, but a life, and he has to live with hemorrhoids for a lifetime...... How terrible is your life, I feel that it is not Chen Changsheng who needs to change my life against the sky, but you.
In the end, only Jiang Xie was left without playing treasures, and Jiang Xie performed a skill that had been treasured for many years!
That is to sleep standing up, sleeping upside down, and sleeping while practicing!
I'm going to do it, but how do you feel like it's the most boring? How sleepy are you so sleepy that you can fall asleep?
But Zhang Wenyan was very interested, sleeping standing and sleeping upside down, although they couldn't do it, they could understand it, it wasn't very special, but how did you do it while practicing and sleeping?
You must know that cultivation requires extreme concentration in order to run the week, let alone sleep, as long as you are not concentrated enough, you will not be able to go far from the week, and you will not be able to practice.
But that's it, Jiang Xie really managed to sleep while still being able to run the Zhou Tian .......
Jiang Xie also explained how he did it, in fact, it is very simple, that is, let the brain rest, but let the divine consciousness work, instead of the brain to control the body, although it can't be controlled as accurately as the brain, but it is still okay to just let it control and repeat one thing repeatedly.
Therefore, because of this, even if the brain is resting, it can also use its divine sense to control the body, so as to stimulate the Xuan Qi and run the Zhou Tian.
It's okay to snoring while purring, and the cultivation can also increase little by little, but the progress is much slower than when you are awake.
After hearing this, Zhang Wenyan and Chen Changsheng both looked at Jiang Xie with monster eyes, Nima's messy approach was actually so simple as you said, and it was ...... strange for ordinary people not to go mad.
The divine consciousness controls the body, first of all, it is impossible for ordinary people to do it, and even if it is done, the divine consciousness cannot accurately control the Xuan Qi in the body, and it is not stable to run the yarn Zhou Tian.
It can be said that sleeping while practicing, this kind of strange practice, can only be done by Jiang Xie, who has a very high talent for control.
The three of them have become a lot closer to each other by playing treasure with each other in the past few days, and they have lost the share of life when they first met.
Just when he was about to arrive at Baihua Village, the coachman saw an old man walking in front of him, and he didn't care, anyway, the road was so fast, and when the time came, he would retreat to the right a little, and the speed of the carriage was not fast.
So he continued to drive, but just as the carriage approached the old man and was about to retreat to the right, the old man suddenly trembled, and lay directly on the ground, holding his legs and screaming .......
The groom was immediately confused, and he didn't touch you, what ...... are you called?
Jiang Xie and the others inquired, and after what happened, they also came out to look at the old man.
Zhang Wenyan and Jiang Xie, the two people in the rivers and lakes, reacted instantly, this is touching porcelain, so just run it over, isn't it?
So the two of them planned to drive over directly in person, but the frightened Chen Changsheng hurriedly stopped: "Big brother, Brother Zhang, can you guarantee that this old man must have touched porcelain? What if I make a mistake?"
Zhang Wenyan was stunned for a moment before he said: "Didn't you listen to the coachman, the carriage didn't touch him, and he himself was lying on the ground to die or live?
Jiang Xie also smiled confidently: "If you don't believe it, then you can watch it for a while, the other party will definitely ask us for expensive medical expenses." ”
Sure enough, as soon as Jiang Xie's words were finished, the old man reluctantly sat up, and said to Jiang Xie and the others: "You still don't treat the old man's spirit stone, otherwise you will bear this responsibility when the old man dies?"
As soon as these words came out, the corners of Chen Changsheng's mouth couldn't help twitching, your sister is really touching porcelain, near such a remote village, even if you pay medical expenses, just a few gold coins, right?
Moreover, the other party's reaction was exactly the same as what Jiang heresy said, if it was not compensation, what would it be? It seems that he is still not deeply involved in the WTO, and he should learn more from these two brothers.
Jiang Xihe glanced at Chen Changsheng and said, "Now do you believe it? Otherwise, you can drive over, this old man will be very normal, get up and run away at a critical moment!"
Zhang Wenyan also encouraged Chen Changsheng and said: "This is a good idea, and it can also allow you to see the true face of these porcelain touching parties!"
Chen Changsheng took a deep breath, and then said firmly: "Okay, I'll try, anyway, the old man will escape when it's critical, as long as he doesn't hurt people, it's not impossible to do this." ”
So Jiang Xie and Zhang Wenyan sat together on the left and right sides of Chen Changsheng's carriage, and patted Chen Changsheng's shoulder, meaning that it was time to start.
Chen Changsheng nodded, and without hesitation, he quickly drove the carriage and ran over the old man.
Two seconds before the carriage was about to touch the old man, Zhang Wenyan said confidently: "This old man is probably about to flash people, look at it." ”
A second before the carriage was about to hit the old man, Jiang Xie still said confidently: "It seems that this old man is quite confident in his reaction, and he actually plans to flash people in the last few tenths of a second, and it is also a thrill to play this profession, hehe." ”
Without any suspense, Chen Changsheng drove the carriage and ......ran over the old man's body.
Chen Changsheng's face darkened suddenly: "Old ...... The old man did not hide...... Hehe. ”
Obviously, Chen Changsheng was a little frightened, after all, if he was a normal person, how could he not hide when he saw the carriage running over him, and the speed at which he set up the carriage was deliberately slowed down, or was he so dedicated to touching porcelain now?
If it's not dedication, then there is only one possibility, that is, they all think wrong, this old man is not touching porcelain...... , that crushed an innocent old man, Chen Changsheng didn't leave a shadow in his heart, it was strange.
Jiang Xie and Zhang Wenyan, the two pit goods, their faces were also extremely ugly at this time, your sister, isn't it really touching porcelain...... Don't be so pitiful.
The two knew that they might have done something wrong, so they hurriedly pulled the old man out of the carriage and fed the best healing pills in time to save his life, and Chen Changsheng didn't blame himself so much.
Chen Changsheng, Jiang Xie and Zhang Wenyan decided that when the old man woke up, they could only make up for each other and wash away their ......sins.
Because there was Baihua Village in front of them, the three of them put the old man in the carriage, planning to take them to Baihua Village first, and then send the old man back to his house when he woke up.
After all, the old man's injuries will take at least two or three days to wake up, and they can't wait in this place for two or three days, so they have to take the old man with them.
A group of people drove the carriage, and they came after a while, Baihua Village, Baihua Village is much bigger than expected, and the houses are also very distinctive, all of them are small second floors made of special wood, it can be said that Baihua Village is the best village in several villages that Jiang Xie has seen, and it must be relatively rich.
And there are more women than men here, the proportion is mostly seventy percent of women and only thirty percent of men, but most of the women, although they have big breasts, are larger and ...... in size.
To say the least, there are more than one or two hundred catties...... , Jiang Xie, who was watching, couldn't help but pat Zhang Wenyan's head.
These are indeed big-breasted girls, but this body type, will Zhao Ming like it?
Zhang Wenyan said calmly that Zhao Ming's goods only look at the chest, and everything else is not important!
Although Jiang Xie was speechless, he still breathed a sigh of relief, so as long as he looked at the big chest, he could just take one back.
However, Zhang Wenyan said: "It's better to try to find a slightly thinner one, although it's not important, but what if it's important?"
...... Jiang Xie found out that Zhang Wenyan's goods were pitted, and they were also a sinkhole.
In the end, Jiang Xie beat Zhang Wenyan again, and said for a long time, your sister is like a fart, so you don't have to find it slowly.
Just when Jiang Xie and the others were complaining, before they knew it, they were surrounded by a group of fat girls......