Three days later, the chat group.

Lin Jiu@ everyone: "Friends, I'm sorry, excuse me." ”

The group leader is a real person: "Lin Daoyou is too polite, the chat group exists to facilitate the communication of all group members, why bother? ”

Other people also echoed their words, and Uncle Nine was even more embarrassed when he saw this, and said abruptly: "It's not a big deal, I just want to ask, are there any friends in the group who have drunk Western tea?"

"There is a big customer who invited me to drink Western tea and talk about business by the way, but I don't understand anything. ”

Lu Xiaofeng: "Western tea? Lu has never heard of it, and he can't help Lin Daochang." ”

The others were also full of confusion, and they all said "?", even Hu Bayi and Yang Jizu didn't react for a while, they understand the West, and they also know the tea, but what is this together?

The group leader Fengxu real person: "Hahahaha...... When you talk about Western tea, you should mean coffee, right?"

Hu Bayi and Yang Jizu suddenly realized, and suddenly couldn't cry or laugh, Lin Jiu said with some uncertainty: "It should be what the real person said, Lin has never drunk coffee, he doesn't understand anything, and he doesn't know foreign languages. ”

The group leader Fengxu Zhenren: "This is simple, you don't need to understand anything else, you just need to know, coffee tastes bitter, worse than tea, you need to add an appropriate amount of milk before drinking, and then add an appropriate amount of sugar, usually speaking, two spoons are the most appropriate." ”

"In addition, when drinking coffee in a Western restaurant, you can also accompany it with snacks such as egg tarts or sandwiches, which can be eaten directly without adding sugar. ”

"By the way, General Yang is proficient in foreign language, you teach Lin Daoyou a few short sentences in foreign language commonly used in Western restaurants, so that it will be foolproof. ”

Yang Jizu happily agreed: "No problem, Lin Daochang, the waiter of the western restaurant...... Uh, that's man, it's usually called 'Witter', and when you need something, you can say ......"

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The world of Mr. Zombie.

Uncle Nine confidently took Wencai into the Western restaurant, and after greeting each other with Master Ren, they each sat down.

"I heard that Ling Qianjin came back from the provincial capital, why didn't you invite her to come with her?" Uncle Nine asked casually.

Master Ren's face was slightly colorful, but his mouth was full of helplessness: "This girl has just learned makeup, and she will teach people everywhere as soon as she comes back." ”

Wen Cai on the side propped his chin, glanced at Master Ren with slanted eyes, and muttered softly: "Seeing that you look so ugly, your daughter is not beautiful." ”

As soon as he muttered, he saw Master Ren pointing to the staircase and laughing, "Eh, my girl is here." ”

Wen Cai glanced back and turned back, then stiffened, his head slowly turned back, and his face showed a touch of pig brother elephant, and he stood up unconsciously.

"Dad. Ren Tingting walked to Mr. Ren's side with a smile, wearing a low-cut European-style long skirt, which vividly reflected her perfect figure.

Master Ren stretched out his hand to Uncle Nine and said, "This is Uncle Nine, say hello." ”

"Uncle Nine. Ren Tingting said hello to Uncle Nine obediently, but a hint of disdain flashed in her eyes.

With a Western education, she originally thought that Uncle Nine was engaged in feudal superstitions, but when she came to the Western restaurant, she dressed like a country bun, which was incompatible with the style of the Western restaurant.

"Eh, sit, sit. Uncle Nine replied and sighed: "If you don't pay attention, it's so big." ”

"It's so big!" Wen Cai stared at Ren Tingting's chest fixedly, and said with an extremely obscene expression.

When Ren Tingting saw Wencai's pig brother elephant, the smile on her face suddenly disappeared, and her face was uneasy.

At this time, the waiter brought the menu, and Master Ren smiled and asked Uncle Jiu, "What do you drink?"

Uncle Nine calmly opened the menu, and the strings of foreign texts made him dizzy, but he still looked at it in a similar way, and then beckoned to the waiter standing behind Master Ren, and said, "Witter, Icks is a Japanese fan, bring me a cup of coffee, an egg tart, and three grams of oil." ”

After finishing speaking, she closed the menu and handed it to the waiter, Ren Tingting looked at Uncle Nine in surprise, and her impression of him had changed.

Master Ren said in surprise: "Uncle Jiu, do you still know foreign languages?"

Uncle Nine said calmly: "Well, I know a little bit about it, these days, everything has to be in line with international standards!"

"Insightful, admirable, admirable. Looking at Uncle Jiu's calm appearance, and saying such a level, this little knowledge was regarded as modest by Master Ren, and praised it with a thumbs up.

"I'm like my master, three grams of oil. Wencai was even more surprised, he didn't know when the master had learned foreign languages.

But he's not stupid, he can't understand it, it's always right to order the same as the master, although he doesn't understand why he has to add three grams of oil to drink Western tea, and if oil is added to the tea, can he still drink it?

With the guidance of the group friends, Uncle Nine drank coffee very smoothly this time, and he didn't look foreign at all.

After the end, he returned to Yizhuang and immediately joined the group to express his gratitude to Luo Changfeng and Yang Jizu.

Chat groups.

The leader of the group is a real person: "It's just a trivial matter, why worry about it, Daoyou is too polite, by the way, the poor Dao calculated, Daoyou will be in great trouble this time, if you don't get it right, some people will die, including Master Ren." ”

Uncle Nine was shocked when he heard this, and hurriedly said, "Please also ask a real person for guidance." ”

The group leader Fengxu Zhenren: "Well, the tomb of the old lady Ren is a dragonfly point**, but this tomb is a disgraceful means he used to snatch it from a feng shui gentleman, so ......"

Luo Changfeng told Uncle Jiu about the situation of this tomb and the fact that Old Lady Ren had become a corpse, and finally said: "The most important thing is that your two precious apprentices have not succeeded enough, and they have more than enough failures. ”

"They only flicked the ink fountain above the coffin, but only the bottom of the coffin was missing, and as a result, the zombies turned into by the old lady Ren escaped and went to the Ren Mansion to kill the old man Ren......"

Luo Changfeng killed the old lady Ren by zombies again, but he was regarded as a suspect by the security captain Ah Wei because of his long nails, and he told him about being arrested in the cell one by one, and added fuel and vinegar to make the matter even more serious.

It hasn't happened yet, no matter what he says, as long as the logic fits, it's fine.

After listening to Luo Changfeng's words, Uncle Nine said: "Since we already know where the mistake is, then as long as the bottom of the coffin is also bounced on the line, and then the coffin is buried in a new place, everything will be fine, right?"

The leader of the group: "No, when the effectiveness of the ink fountain line always fails, the old lady Ren has already changed his corpse, if it breaks through the ground after a few decades, won't it harm future generations?"

Lin Jiu: "What the real person said is extremely true, but Master Ren insists on refusing to cremate the body of Old Master Ren, and I have no choice but to do it!"

The group leader Feng Xuan Zhenren: "This is easy to do, you don't have to take care of the coffin, just prepare the guy and a large amount of oil in advance, and when the old lady breaks the coffin and goes to Ren's mansion, you follow him." ”

"When Old Lady Ren intends to kill Master Ren, you will appear in time to stop the zombies, and in this way, it will inevitably make the entire Ren Mansion jump and everyone will know it. ”

"When the time comes, you propose to cremate Old Lady Ren again, presumably Master Ren will not dare to stop it again, and in this way, everyone will know that you are a person with real skills, instead of engaging in any feudal superstition, killing two birds with one stone, why not?"

"The most important thing is that you saved the life of Master Ren's family, and he is grateful to you, and the salary will be ...... Hehe. ”

Lin Jiu: "Wonderful! Thank you for the real person's guidance, then I will do what the real person said." ”