Chapter 238: Lessons from Experience
Ling Yue swallowed her saliva, she wasn't that stupid, right? she shook her head like a rattle, looked at Chong Jing slightly, and prayed, "Little Senior Sister, after drinking these, your stomach will burst, aren't you going to attend my wedding?"
Chong Jing blinked innocently, patted his little chest, and said, "Don't worry, I'm here." As long as you drink these wines, you will be guaranteed to upgrade your strength to the next level!"
Listening to the words of Zhu Xiuwei again, the two of them were not so happy, one by one crying with sad faces, looking like they couldn't survive but couldn't die.
"Little senior sister, forget it, I'm stupid, don't spoil your good wine. ”
Ling Qingge also stood up and said, "Yes, little junior sister, after drinking this wine, I don't want to drink alcohol in my life, you will be kind when you are old, spare us, and we will no longer talk nonsense in the future." ”
Ling Yue was puzzled, "What did we say?"
Ling Qingge took a deep breath and whispered, "You said that you want to satisfy the little senior sister with your hands." ”
"How can you be satisfied with your hands?" Ling Yue looked at the five claws, some of which did not react.
Heavy bullying stepped forward, grabbed Ling Yue's little face, and said softly, "Do you want the little senior sister to teach you, how to satisfy with your hands, okay?"
"Don't!" Ling Yue reflexively said.
Chongjing said very innocently, "Don't you like it very much? Why don't you want it?" I also specially selected a few books for Xue Han just now, otherwise the stunned young man doesn't know how to satisfy Yue'er with his hands, after all, it is Yue'er's first time, of course, she has to be treated carefully, but she can't spoil this beautiful moonlight. ”
"......" Ling Yue.
"??" Ling Qingge.
How did their little sister and little sister become like this, ignorant and kind and lovely, how did they become so black-bellied and so ......
The string in Ling Yue's head suddenly broke, and her brain circuit had become different from ordinary people, and she asked, "Is it an experience of junior sister?"
"......" is important.
"!!" Ling Qingge said that she had not lived enough.
He covered Ling Yue's mouth, for fear that there would be some earth-shattering words coming out of this little mouth.
Damn, can you talk about experience casually? Even if you know it in your heart, you can't say it, this big fool! It's all to blame for Xue Han's kid, who has spoiled Ling Yue all these years, making her even rusty in her brain!
Chongjing stretched out his paws and touched the top of Ling Yue's head lovingly, not angry at all, but said carefully, "It's not experience, that guy has no experience, he doesn't understand anything, where he knows flirting, he knows how to do it." ”
"......" Ling Qingge didn't want to express his shock anymore.
Ling Yue tore off the dog's paws and asked in a chattering voice, ", senior brother is really useless, is it the first time for men to do this?" If I had known, I should have found a familiar hand, so that it could be more comfortable." ”
Chongjing rubbed his chin, thinking about the feasibility of this matter, and finally came to a conclusion: "It's no problem, those men in the Demon Realm are handsome and have good figures, and their skills are excellent, so you are satisfied!"
Ling Yueman was not satisfied, Ling Qingge didn't know, but she knew that Xue Han would take revenge on the little junior sister even if he fought for his life.
As soon as she thought of an unarmed young man saying to a Tarzan giant that I am going to kill you, she shuddered, feeling that for the sake of the future of the Lingxiao Sword Sect, she must not consume talents in a civil war because of this.
"Little junior sister. ”
Chongjing turned his head, "Huh?"
Ling Qingge struggled to squeeze out a smile: "You can't teach a bad little girl like this. ”
Chongjing was unhappy, and said unhappily, "Where did I teach Bad Yue'er, isn't this what she asked?" Not to mention that even if Xue Han's kid knows, maybe he will have to thank me for leaving such a beautiful wedding night for his wife. ”
Ling Qingge rolled his eyes, "Yes, he is not only grateful to you, but also to your ancestors for eighteen generations." ”
Chongjing waved his hand, "That's not necessary, I don't have an ancestor, just an adoptive father." ”
Thinking of that adoptive father, Ling Qingge completely shut up, that is a short-term protector who is not reasonable at all, and is also the best in the world.
Ling Yue had already begun to struggle, after thinking about it, she finally refused, "Little Senior Sister, I know that you are for my good, but I can't do this, the mortal world has the rules of the mortal world, since I chose Xue Han, it can only belong to him." ”
Chongjing frowned, "Why? You can have more choices, isn't it good to hug left and right?"
Ling Yue shook his head, "I wish to win the heart of one person, and the white head will not be separated." ”
Hearing this, the two lonely people suddenly withered, you look at me, I look at you, and suddenly have an illusion of sympathy.
"Senior sister, Yue'er bullied me for not having a husband. Chongjing complained.
Ling Qingge said in disgust, "You can't look down on anyone, you can choose the beautiful men of the Six Realms, and I am the one that no one wants." ”
Chongjing blinked, "After Yue'er gets married, I will go to the demon world and the ghost world to search for beautiful men, do you want to join us?"
Before Ling Qingge could speak, Ling Yue had already jumped up, "Tigress, Xue Han, I gave it to you, I want to follow the little senior sister!"
"......," Ling Qingge plucked out his ears, "What did you say!"
"Don't, I took his wife away, Xue Han's kid doesn't have to hate me to death, I don't want to be stabbed villain." ”
Ling Yue said eagerly, "No, it's a big deal to bring him with you." ”
He glanced at her with a heavy face, "You think it's beautiful." ”
Ling Yue was about to cry, so she took her hand and shook it there, but her voice was deliberately shy, "Little Senior Sister~ Please, you can take me away, I like Little Senior Sister the most, I want to follow you in my dreams~"
Chongjing directly took out the killer weapon, "Father will also be with me." ”
Ling Yue let go of Chongjing's hand with a brush, although she had gone to buy her wedding dress that day, so she couldn't see the emperor, but from the speed of the Great Elder and the Sword Ancestor's escape, as well as the letters that came back in the later period, she could be sure that the emperor's temperament must be extremely ferocious.
Otherwise, that group of people would not dare to come back to attend the wedding, and only sent back congratulatory gifts. And he is the lord of the Six Realms, she has never even seen the Immortal King, where can she dare to rob people with the emperor, for the sake of her life, this matter is still planned separately, after all, it will be a long time coming.
"Little Senior Sister, I thought about it, I still decided not to bother you, Xue Han and I still have to go on our honeymoon, and we are so busy that we can't spare time. ”
Chong Jing snorted lightly, "You conscienceless little girl, as soon as you heard that my father was there, you abandoned your little sister and ran away, didn't you just say that you love me the most?"
Ling Yue touched his nose and didn't admit it, "What I just said is that I like the little senior sister the most, and of course the favorite is Xue Han, liking and love are different." ”
Ling Qingge was already so angry with this little girl that she twisted Ling Yue's collar and threw it in the wine bottle, "What nonsense, drink your bar, if you don't finish drinking, you don't want to get married! Damn, run to the old lady to show affection, I think you are looking for death!"
Chong Jing nodded approvingly, "That's it, isn't this bullying." ”