"Someone, it's rude!"

The woman closed her eyes and shouted loudly, startling the birds by the trees and flying away.

"Don't shout, don't shout. Li Yiyang had already gone ashore, standing on the shore, covering his ears.

The woman squatted down, only her head was exposed, covered her body with water, opened her eyes, and thought that she would be ruined just now, but when she saw that Li Yiyang had gone ashore, she had to stare dryly.

Li Yiyang also felt unlucky, this woman had such a loud voice, fortunately, Shanxian Village was in the midst of a plague incident, and the villagers stayed at home, and it was far away from the village, so no one heard of coming here.

"Hey, you don't go away yet, how can I get up there!" The woman's voice was no longer as harsh as it had been just now, but her tone was still unkind.

Li Yiyang twisted his clothes on the shore, took advantage of the fierce sun, took out the clothes in the baggage, and put them on the grass to dry, listening to the woman's words, he also felt reasonable, and was just about to pack it back, and heard the woman say:

"Slow, slow, don't go! Is there anyone around there, my clothes seem to be placed under the cracks in the stones on the other side, can you help me bring them..."

"When I'm gone, you can get it yourself. ”

"No, no, how can I go up without clothes, in broad daylight, a daughter's house, how bad it is to be seen. ”

Li Yiyang smiled, he said that he was not a human being, and immediately said: "In broad daylight, a daughter's family can strip naked and bathe in the river, how can she go down, but she can't come up←_←"

"You—" The woman was so angry that she couldn't speak.

Li Yiyang suddenly remembered that he was here to check if there were corpse Gu worms in the river, but he didn't think that someone was taking a bath here, and he staged a farce in a daze, and he was also worried that the woman would be hit by corpse Gu worms, so he helped her find clothes.

After looking for a long time, I didn't see any clothes, maybe they were blown away by the wind, or the wild wolf took them away, anyway, Li Yiyang couldn't find it, so he went back immediately, and saw that the woman was still soaked in the water, and sighed: "Your clothes are gone, I can't find them." ”

The woman exclaimed: "What!!, did you throw it away on purpose, to embarrass me!"

"I said girl, we met in Pingshui, and we have no grievances with you, why hide your clothes, I'm sick. Li Yiyang said that it was right for the former to meet in Pingshui, and then said that he was sick, but it was also true.

The woman cried: "Woo woo, daddy, Jiao'er knows that she is wrong, she shouldn't be disobedient, run away from home, and be bullied..."

Li Yiyang was helpless, but he knew from his words that the woman's name was Jiao'er, and looking at the temper of this eldest lady, it might be that she was in trouble, far away from home, and came here by mistake.

I can't see girls crying since I was a child, since I provoked my sister to cry when I was a child, Li Yiyang felt guilty, and immediately sighed: "That's it, I have clothes in my baggage, you can make do with them first, I close my eyes now, pull you up with a branch, and wait for you to get dressed, I'm opening my eyes, it's okay." ”

Jiao'er thought that although Li Yiyang was hateful, this method was also helpless, and now she couldn't think of anything better than this, so she nodded.

"Don't open your eyes, or I'll go up and poke you blind!" The woman got up from the water, her graceful body was unobstructed, and only the sun in the sky saw this beautiful scenery, and happily gave the most violent sunlight to shine on her white body.

As she spoke, she also intimidated Li Yiyang, but she sweated, and carefully grabbed the branches and climbed ashore, the river here is not deep or shallow, so the river bank is high and there are many weeds, but she doesn't look at the road in her eyes, she only stares at Li Yiyang's eyes, for fear that Li Yiyang will suddenly open his eyes and see herself.

While thinking about it, she walked, came to the riverbank, stepped on it with her right foot, but she couldn't stand firmly, her left foot followed, and immediately slipped, and she was about to fall into the water with an ordinary butt.

"Ah!" she hurriedly cried out, and with both hands she clung to the branch, fishing on the bank of the river, which was small and brittle, and could bear her weight, and with a snap, the branch broke.

"Help!" she shouted for help in fright.

Li Yiyang originally closed his eyes, and his hands were only pulling on the branches, but he suddenly felt that the force was heavier just now, but now he lost his strength again, and he almost fell backwards by inertia.

But hearing Jiao'er shouting and screaming for help, he instinctively opened his eyes, and hurriedly grabbed Jiao'er's hand to pull her ashore, the picture was so beautiful that he didn't dare to look at it, closed his eyes and mentioned it vigorously.

Because he used too much force, he pulled Jiao'er into his arms, Jiao'er's body was naked, wet, and threw herself into her arms, and she could feel Jiao'er's soft chest and her heart beating.

Jiao'er's face was full of shame, she didn't know what to do, so she hurriedly hugged Li Yiyang and pressed his head, for fear of being seen by Li Yiyang, so she hugged him tightly and didn't let him move.

"Close your eyes!

Li Yiyang has never wanted to touch a woman so closely, and now Jiao'er hugs herself naked, and he is usually not afraid of heaven and earth, he suddenly tenses, this feeling is like drinking a fine wine brewed for thousands of years, which is intoxicating.

"Hurry up and figure it out!!"

Jiao'er shouted in her ear, Li Yiyang came back to her senses, immediately untied her coat, and wrapped Jiao'er with her eyes closed.

Jiao'er hugged her body tightly with her coat and squatted down in the grass.

"You dare to insult me like this!" she recalled that she had just fallen on Li Yiyang, ashamed and angry.

Li Yiyang said with a smile: "Who shouted for help just now, and who hugged me, I think I still suffered." ”

"What!! you're at a loss! I'll kill you!!" Jiao'er was so angry that she couldn't speak, and pulled out the grass and smashed it at Li Yiyang.

"Come on, now the clothes I just dried are dry, you quickly take them and put them on and beat me to death. ”

The woman glanced at Li Yiyang, and when she heard him say that it seemed reasonable, she got dressed, wiped her hair with the coat Li Yiyang gave just now, and said, "Look at this dress, are you a disciple of Qingshan Palace?"

Li Yiyang could open his eyes at this time, and saw that she was wearing her own clothes, although she looked looser, her figure was still bumpy and convex, and she really looked like a plump adult woman.

Then he said: "Yes, how about it, our Qingshan Palace is all chivalrous." ”

"Chivalrous and righteous, is it to peek at the woman's house to bathe and change clothes?" Jiao'er wiped her hair and smashed her coat at Li Yiyang.

Li Yiyang grabbed it and said, "Who shouted for help just now? ”

"You !!" Jiao'er really couldn't say anything about Li Yiyang, so she sat down and cried angrily.

Li Yiyang sighed: "Okay, your name is Jiao'er, right, which lady are you, why did you come here, do you know that there are corpse Gu worms in the river!"

"Corpse Gu worms?"

"Yes, it's a worm that decomposes from the corpse, I saw it in the river section above two days ago, there are three corpses, all of them are female, you are still bathing here, this village does not dare to touch the river water, someone has been poisoned and died!"

Jiao'er vomited when she heard this, and her whole body felt uncomfortable, she didn't dare to think about it anymore, but she cried even more.

Li Yiyang hurriedly comforted: "So as a disciple of Qingshan Palace, I came here to find out if there are any corpse Gu worms in the river, but don't worry, you won't die, even if you are poisoned, I have medicine to cure it." ”

Jiao'er stood up and said, "Disciple of Qingshan Palace, then I will rest assured, now you have checked out, have I been poisoned?"

Li Yiyang raised the corners of his mouth, walked to the bank of the river, scooped up the water and smelled it, and nodded, in fact, he knew since he fell into the river that the corpse Gu worm was gone, and he felt that after dealing with the corpse that day, it was relieved.

Jiao'er watched intently on the side, and when she saw Li Yiyang's appearance, she asked, "How is it?"

Li Yiyang got up, and when he saw Jiao'er's puzzled and worried face, he deliberately scared her and dispelled her eldest lady's arrogance, and pretended to say: "It's hard to say, you go back to the village with me first, check if you are poisoned, and there is medicine in the village." ”

"So how do you check it?"

"Generally hemorrhoids on the buttocks, cough, fever, nosebleeds, etc. ”

Jiao'er said, "But I don't have a cough, do I have a fever?"

Li Yiyang looked at Jiao'er, and suddenly changed his face and said: "Take off your clothes!Lift your buttocks!See if you have hemorrhoids!~"