Chapter 9: The Bubble Brothers Are in the World
The snotty baby heard the mocking voices of Lu Yao and Qiu Ling, and was a little embarrassed, and quickly turned around to find out the person who was taunting him in secret.
But Lu Yao had already taken Qiu Ling to change places and hide, so he looked around and didn't find the owner.
"Little chubby baby, do you want to buy it or not?"
Zhang Laohan narrowed his eyes and looked at him with his peripheral vision, and his eyes also showed a look of disdain.
"Why don't you buy it! What I have is money, sir! This is a piece of silver, hurry up and get change, hum, can you find it? You don't need to find a place to break it first!!"
The snot baby wrinkled his brows, his round face became angry, and he quickly took out a white silver ingot from the purse on his waist and threw it on the stall of Zhang Laohan, and his face became proud.
The people on both sides of the street saw this snotty baby take out a silver ingot, and their eyes showed surprise!
You must know that in Ninghai County, a very remote small town, a businessman who does small business may not be able to earn a single ingot of silver a month.
And the big imp in front of him actually took out a silver ingot casually, which is simply inhumane and too shocking.
Zhang Laohan smiled, and quickly put the silver ingots on the stall into his arms, and then unhurriedly took out seven copper coins from the wooden box under his buttocks, each of which had a hundred copper coins, exactly seven hundred. After that, he took ten masks at random and handed them to him.
The snot baby didn't think much about it, took the mask, opened her lips, and proudly distributed it to the little brothers behind her, shouting: "Let's go and settle accounts with the two wild children in the mountains!"
After they were far away, Qiu Ling and Lu Yao, who were hiding in the crowd, walked out and returned to Zhang Laohan's stall.
Qiu Ling's cute little face was full of shock, and she said incredulously: "This!Lu Yao, how did you do it? They are too stupid!! It's like being kicked by a donkey by nature." ”
"It's just a little trick, it's all vanity! In business, what we pay attention to is to grasp people's hearts. The little trick is not worth mentioning, if I am serious, I can make the money in his wallet empty, do you believe it or not?" Lu Yao raised his head slightly, raised his eyebrows lightly, and said quite proudly, feeling happy in his heart.
Ten masks were sold so easily, and the check-in task was so easy to complete!
"Cut! You will brag, I don't believe it, no matter how stupid they are, they won't be stupid enough to go to heaven!" Qiu Ling rolled her eyes and said casually.
Seeing this, Lu Yao chuckled, and didn't refute, but said lightly: "If you don't believe it, we can make a bet!"
"Bet, bet! Who is afraid of whom!" Qiu Ling blurted out without hesitation.
Lu Yao nodded, and picked up a mask from the ground, this mask was very fancy, the workmanship was more exquisite than other masks, and it was also painted with gold paint.
Then Lu Yao walked to Zhang Laohan's side again, and said a few words mysteriously in his ear.
Zhang Laohan nodded again and again, with a smile on his face, his eyes narrowed, and his happiness blossomed.
Then Lu Yao took five more masks, three of which were given to Qiu Ling, and the remaining two were held in his hands.
"Let's go, follow me to find them! Today I will let you see what it means to be the chosen one!" Lu Yao's little hand waved casually in mid-air, and said confidently to Qiu Ling.
Qiu Ling didn't hesitate, took a mask, and followed him closely.
After looking for about a few minutes, Lu Yao found the group of bear children, grinning at the corners of their mouths, striding out, very conspicuous on the street.
The snot baby was like a shark smelling blood, and quickly locked on to Lu Yao and Qiu Ling, and quickly stepped forward with his little brothers and surrounded him and Qiu Ling.
The snot baby pointed to the mask on his face and said proudly, "Hey, the wild child in the mountains!
"Oh yes, yes, you're waiting for rats, but you dare to be presumptuous even with a few primary masks? It's just embarrassing!!"
Lu Yao didn't have a trace of panic, wearing a mask painted with gold paint, shaking his head calmly, singing a joke, and speaking loudly.
Although Qiu Ling on his side couldn't sing, he also learned to shout in that tone: "Shame on you!"
"What are you talking about? What a primary mask! I have ten masks here, isn't it better than yours?" shouted the snotty baby, her eyes widening.
"Hee-hee-hee-hee-he
Lu Yao continued to sing the joke, and after mocking with disdain, he pulled Qiu Ling away.
The snotty baby froze in place, his chest rising and falling, took off his mask, threw it on the ground and crushed it, and shouted: "I'm so angry, two wild children in the mountains dare to humiliate me like this! Let's go and find the old man who bought the mask!"
In fact, he didn't understand much about what Lu Yao was singing, but he could understand the general meaning.
And he himself secretly compared it, and found that it was indeed Lu Yao's mask that looked better!
He didn't know that he had been trapped by Lu Yao's trap.
In any world, it is always the one who holds the rules who plays with others.
Lu Yao has mastered the rules of the game at this time, can the snot baby not fall behind?
At this time, Qiu Ling and Lu Yao had already trotted all the way back to Zhang Laohan's stall, and after hurriedly throwing the mask on the stall, they quickly hid and prepared to watch the play.
That is, the kung fu of the front and rear feet, the snot baby rushed to Zhang Laohan's stall, and said directly: "Which is the most expensive mask you have here?"
Zhang Laohan had already followed Lu Yao, but he mysteriously took out an unusually exquisite mask from his arms, shook it in front of the snot baby, and quickly put it away.
It's like a baby.
"How much! I bought it!" said the snotty baby, frowning, and said with a lot of money.
Zhang Laohan looked at the sky calmly, and dropped a sentence of "not for sale", almost not making the snot baby angry.
"What? don't sell, don't sell what stall you set up!"
The snot baby screamed angrily, his eyes bulged, and the snot hanging on the tip of his nose blew into a big bubble.
"This is a unique product, only smoked, not sold!" Zhang Laohan narrowed his eyes and smiled.
"How?" asked the snotty baby urgently.
"The mask here, buy one, you can draw it once, draw this heart, you can get this one-of-a-kind mask!"
Zhang Laohan magically pulled out a brand new disc from under his buttocks, there was a very, very small red area on the disk, and at the same time there was a very new and thin pointer.
The red area on this disc seems to have just been painted, and the paint has not yet dried!
"Why didn't you say it when I bought the mask before!" the snotty baby shouted with wide eyes.
Zhang Laohan calmly stretched out his little thumb and pulled out his cochlea, rolled his eyes, and replied, "You didn't ask either!"
The snot baby was speechless, a mouthful of tender blood in his heart was very unhappy, and he almost fainted with blood and blood, he was also angry, and he directly threw the seven copper coins on the stall, and said: "Let's have 20 masks first, I'll smoke twenty times!!"
"The little baby is heroic, and he will be extraordinary when he grows up!" Zhang Laohan smiled, and while getting cheap, he didn't forget to praise it.
Snotty Baby's management was so much, he squatted on the ground, stretched out his hand and flicked the pointer.
Once, twice, three times, four times...
Twenty misses, but not a single one!
"Old man, are you playing with me? How can this thing be hit?" the snot baby's eyes turned red, and he raised his head and glared at Zhang Laohan and scolded angrily.
Zhang Laohan shook his head slowly, and said: "You don't understand the reason in this later life, do you know what a unique product is? Do you know how rare it is to make this unique product? Just 600 copper plates want to be taken away, it's just a fool's dream!"
The snot baby took a deep breath, took out two more copper coins, and threw them to Zhang Laohan.
Ten chances, used up in an instant, still missed!
The snot baby is now riding a tiger, his face is ugly, and the bear children around him are coaxing: "Big brother! Smoke again, this time you will definitely be able to! We believe in you!"
Seeing this, Lu Yao, who was secretly in the dark, couldn't cry or laugh, and sighed in his heart: "There are not only plastic sisters in the world, but also the bubble of the pit daddy!
And Qiu Ling beside him was already stunned, her small mouth was slightly open, and her beautiful eyes were full of stupid looks.
Not long after, all the masks on Zhang Laohan's stall were sold out by the snot baby.
I don't know if it's God's favor or other reasons, but in the last turntable, I really let the snot baby be drawn.
Ignoring Zhang Laohan's reluctant gesture, the snot baby snatched the 'mask of a unique heirloom', laughed stupidly, laughed under the compliments of the little brothers, and walked away.
Go find the two wild children of the mountains who humiliated him!
But he's afraid he'll never find it!
In just a quarter of an hour, the two hundred and thirty masks on Zhang Laohan's stall were sold out by the snot baby, which can be described as inhumane.
Zhang Laohan made a total profit of six ingots of silver and nine copper coins, which can be called a sudden rich, and the profit has tripled!!
The stall owners on the side all secretly gave a thumbs up, shouting in their hearts that Zhang Laohan's methods were clever.
And many people are beginning to wonder how to follow this routine.
As for the other old people in Xiaosang Village, they shook their heads slightly, the corners of their mouths showed a chuckle, and there was a hint of remembrance in their eyes, and they didn't know what they were thinking.
"You little rabbit cub, you can't work, you are smarter than anyone else!" Zhang Laohan stared at Lu Yao, and said with a smile.
"Everywhere, it's all your own skill, grandpa, I haven't done anything. Lu Yao scratched his head and said modestly.
"Such opportunistic tricks are not the right way, and you don't have to play these tricks again in the future, otherwise don't blame me for breaking your legs!" said the old man with a straight face.
"Dog baby, don't be afraid of this old ghost, you Grandpa Luo is covering you! He doesn't dare to really beat you, haha. Village Chief Luo on the side of the bridge smiled and said with a smile.