Volume 1: Above the Clouds Chapter 18: It's a good deal
Outside the Qingshui Pavilion, Fang Shiyu was mingling with the inner disciples, and the disciples and maids borrowed from each hall shuttled through the flow of people, serving food back and forth. On the golden peak, Fang Shiyu said that he would hold a feast to thank everyone for their cheering. Many people thought it was just talking, but no one expected that Fang Shiyu would come up with a charter the next day.
He asked the Law Enforcement Hall for instructions, and then asked for someone from the Eight Outer Gates, and at the beginning, the hall entrance who received this request felt that Fang Shiyu was crazy, and you can't do it if you are a true legend. Qingyunmen is a dignified immortal, you make it like a market, where is there still immortal energy, this is simply an insult to the ancestors of Qingyun.
However, Fang Shiyu was stubborn, and he said: "Which of the rules says that you can't invite your fellow sect to eat and drink? I am increasing the friendship of my fellow sects and making great contributions to the cultural construction of the sect, so why are you stopping me? I am notifying the Law Enforcement Hall to ask for someone from the outer gate for a meal in order to report the matter of gathering a crowd to eat, is that what I want? I am borrowing and paying. ”
In short, under Fang Shiyu's magical operation, the law enforcement hall and the outer door cooperated. At first, Fang Shiyu thought that these people were looking at money, but later Fang Shiyu found that it was a little too smooth. The Lingdian Hall even directly put the pot of stir-fried spiritual food outside the Qingshui Pavilion, and the Lingchu was waving a big spoon, and the ingredients were even fresher, all of which were mountain delicacies and game in the Wanzhong Mountains.
Fang Da Niu complained to Fang Shiyu every day: "Young master's way of eating, it is not something that can be done with tens of thousands of taels of silver, I think those silver tickets left by the master may have to be eaten up." ”
Fang Shiyu also had a black face, but he couldn't go to someone else's spirit chef and say, "Don't you make it so good, I'm too expensive!" At first, Fang Shiyu negotiated with the outer gate that he would calculate the price after eating, but Fang Shiyu looked like this now, and he might not be able to pay off his debts if he sold him after eating.
And because the food was all spiritual food, some of the inner disciples who were originally disdainful, and even some true disciples with thick faces also came to eat and drink, such as the big heads of Huofeng, who directly occupied a few tables and gobbled them up under the leadership of Huo Lie, without mercy.
If you don't eat a hundred, you don't eat, someone pays anyway.
Fang Shiyu thought that a certain high-level person was too happy to see him and was ready to play with him, but what Fang Shiyu didn't know was that the big people quickly took advantage of this to lay a thunder net waiting for someone to take the bait.
So far, Fang Shiyu can only admit it, he originally wanted to spend tens of thousands of taels of silver to borrow more people from the outer gate, and give it to him when the time comes, no, kowtow to the ancestors of the Fang family. In Fang Shiyu's mind, this is very cost-effective. But he didn't expect the battle to get a little bigger.
Thanks to the spacious terrain of Mufeng, there is a site dam outside the Qingshui Pavilion, and the flowing water seats of hundreds or thousands of people can be unfolded. Fang Shiyu saw the dense human heads, and he suddenly had a plan in his mind.
"Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming to my Qingshui Pavilion for a meeting. I don't have any other hobbies, I like to make friends, the so-called brothers in the four seas, and those who come to eat in my Qingshui Pavilion today are all worthy of someone on our side. Come, everyone made this bowl of spiritual rice wine produced by the Lingcantang. !"
"!"
Eating people with short mouths and short hands with people, not to mention Fang Shiyu's treats, he is quite generous, even people who used to dislike Fang Shiyu have to admit that Fang Shiyu is really good, he used to be generous and scattered, and now he invites everyone to eat and drink, and they are all of the highest quality.
Everyone present raised their big bowls to pay tribute to Fang Shiyu, and those who were not going to lift them also raised their bowls under the drive of the people around them.
"!"
"Re-dry"
There were three bowls in a row, but the atmosphere was heated up for a while.
"Fang Zhenchuan is bold!"
"Fang Zhen Fax Warrior!"
"Fang Zhenchuan is rich..."
A little disciple who sneaked in with the master on his back said dizzily.
When everyone heard this, they laughed, and Fang Shiyu saw that the atmosphere was almost over, so he pressed it with his hand.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the road to cultivation is long, meeting is fate, how many people have become immortals throughout the ages? Since you can't reach the end, why not take a look at the scenery on the side of the road. I, I don't want to become an immortal, I just want to live happily in this world for a while. The world is good, there is love in the world, there are brothers and friends in the world.... Do you recognize me as a friend?"
"Recognize!"
"Admit it or not, my brother?"
"Recognize!"
"Hiccup"
Fang Shiyu shook his head for a while, and then he continued: "That's good!
Fang Daniu brought a small table and a small stool, and the eldest girl and the second girl brought up an incense case, and there was a simple and unpretentious mirror on the incense table.
"The ancients said, Gao Tang Mingjing is sad and white-haired, my generation is also a cultivator, today you recognize me as a brother, then how about we swear?"
As soon as these words came out, Wufeng Peak and Qingyun Venerable, who were secretly observing all this, pulled the corners of their mouths. This kid is drunk, aren't we? Are we counting on you to drop a few more big fish? What are you doing?
Of course, they couldn't figure out what Fang Shiyu was thinking, Fang Shiyu was also in a hurry, and the sentence "Gao Tang Mingjing is sad and white-haired, my generation is also a cultivator" exhausted the monks who were struggling on the road of cultivating truth. Maybe Li Bai didn't expect that someone would piece together indiscriminately, and adapting other people's poems could make these otherworldly people inexplicably touched.
Yes, cultivate the truth, sit in the mountains, a hundred years in the world, and then look back, isn't it the gray hair that has been born? In the end, it is just a sadness.
Maybe it's because of this sentence, or maybe they're dizzy like Fang Shiyu, many people are really under the leadership of Fang Shiyu, kowtow to the incense case, and become a wine and meat brother on the flowing water table with Fang Shiyu. As for how many people are sincere, who cares about this thing?
Outsiders got cheap, Fang Shiyu smiled and got the wish value, Fang Shiyu silently counted, good guy, there are thousands. It would have taken him a long time to get it, but now it's so easy. Fang Shiyu was already thinking about whether to go down the mountain to kill an emperor, and then become an emperor himself to accept everyone's kneeling every day, that kowtow value, bah, wouldn't that wish value be barbaric growth?
Of course, the ideal is plump, and the reality is skinny, Fang Shiyu can't get out of this mountain at all.
For three days, the famous Fang Dashan person, Fang Da Zhenchuan took everyone to drink wine and eat meat, and most importantly, worshiped the handle, many people came when they heard the news, and even Fang Shiyu generously asked the outer disciples to join him, he had no shelf. As long as you come to the banquet, kowtow and worship are brothers.
In the end, most of the young disciples from all over the door became his brothers, and some thick-skinned female disciples also came to see and form a Jinlan with Fang Shiyu.
Fang Shiyu hung the wine jug, blushed, and said to the female disciple who was about to leave: "This fairy sister, don't forget your brother Fang. ”
The bold sisters even touched Fang Shiyu's face, after all, Fang Shiyu's skin was not bad.
Qingshui Pavilion held a feast for three days, and the disciples of the four peaks ate with their mouths full of water, so uncomfortable, why only the four peaks? Because Jin Feng was not included in it. People set up a banquet to thank you for the grace of cheering in front of the Paishan Pavilion that day, isn't it appropriate for you villains to go? Many Jinfeng disciples couldn't help but slander in their hearts, other people's disciples were delicious and delicious, but they had little soup and water, and many people's perception of Zhu Yunlang plummeted to the freezing point.
Zhu Yunlang, who was still immersed in the pain of widowhood, phew, and bereavement in the Paishan Pavilion, was furious when he heard the news, and heard that several valuable treasures were broken, and finally Zhu Yunlang Yang said: "Isn't it just to eat? He Fang Shiyu invited a banquet for three days, then I, Zhu Yunlang, put on a banquet for seven days? Eat, eat hard, support you poor ghosts, my old Zhu family is rich...."
Of course, as for whether Zhu Yunlang is placed or not, this is a later story.
And the sect prison in Qingyun Peak is already overcrowded at this time, these days the mountain gate is closed, taking advantage of the bustle of Qingshui Pavilion, many people have mixed in, their target is Fang Shiyu, but they were caught by the Five Peaks Peak Lord and Qingyun Venerable who were staring at it.
Some of the people imprisoned here are still Fang Shiyu's flowing water brothers. Some people expressed strong dissatisfaction and protest against Qingyunmen's arrest of them!
"Why are you Qingyunmen arresting people indiscriminately, I am Fang Zhenchuan's sworn brother, I didn't think about harming Fang Zhenchuan, I was really wronged. ”
Zhu Tianshou stood outside the prison door with an extra wolf leg in his hand, and mocked while gnawing on it: "Lao Tzu didn't ask you why you came, but you don't confess yourself! ”
Someone suddenly realized: "I understand, I'll just say what kind of banquet is set up in the Xianmen, it turns out to be a bureau set up by your Qingyunmen." We are confused, we all blame me for being greedy, otherwise how could you be caught. Let me go, I'm from the Wei Kingdom, I'm willing to pay for my life!Spirit stones, how about three thousand spirit stones?"
Zhu Tianshou's eyes lit up when he heard this, among the five peaks, he Huofeng was the poorest, otherwise he wouldn't have let Huolie take Huofeng up and down to Qingshui Pavilion to eat and drink, bah, worship the handle!
Zhu Tianshou nodded and agreed to the guy's request to pay for his life, and with a good start, he began to blow himself up one by one.
"You are building a foundation, three thousand is not enough, you have to add money!"
"You're still young, you're talented, you have to pay more!"
"You're old, you're experienced, and you're as old as a treasure, so you still have to add money!"
The crowd couldn't help but shout "Plus, plus!!" one by one!"
They kind of understood that this Qingyunmen is not only Longtan Tiger's Den, but also a guy who eats people and doesn't spit out bones. And Qian Fugui, who came to change shifts, heard that Zhu Tianshou was negotiating with them, but he secretly shouted: "I am still rich and rich, why don't I have this guy's brain? No, this guy can't settle accounts, it's better for me to collect the money." ”
"Brother Zhu, what are you doing?"
When Zhu Tianshou heard the voice, his face collapsed, and the blood-sucking fat man came, turned his back and said coldly: "What did you do!"
Some people who were dissatisfied with Zhu Tianshou's arbitrary price broke the news: "He arbitrarily collected money and released people!"
Qian Fugui smiled and said: "Brother Zhu, this is your mistake, my Qingyunmen is a decent family, how can you collect their money indiscriminately?"
Zhu Tianshou's face was gloomy and silent, this fat man might want to disturb his good deeds, but at this moment, Qian Fugui sent a message to him: "Brother Zhu, how can you be familiar with this kind of thing like collecting money, let's get more for you, how about it?"
Zhu Tianshou's face instantly opened when he heard this, but at this moment, the door opened, and four more people came in, and Master Qingyun was also there, he squinted at Zhu Tianshou and Qian Fuguier.
"In order to catch them this time, the sect has also spent a lot of money, so let's confiscate the money!"
Zhu Tianshou was unrelenting: "Didn't you say that let Fang Shiyu settle the bill afterwards? That guy slapped his swollen face and became fat, and worshiped him everywhere! He will make up for the deficit of the sect, how about their redemption fee as my Wufeng's shooting fee?"
"Aren't you his uncle? Where can that kid afford to pay for that, I see, Spirit Wine Demon Meat, if I can't pull my face down, I have to eat it." ”
Bai Suqing said.
"Anyway, I don't care, he can't afford to pay, so let him sell his body, sell himself to Qingyunmen, and mortgage Wuzu Secret to Qingyunmen. ”
As soon as these words came out, the eyes of the spies lit up, it seems that the news of the Martial Ancestor's secret treasure is true?
Master Qingyun scolded: "Fool!"
A slap to Zhu Tianshou shouted.
Zhu Tianshou covered his face: "Why are you beating me, I didn't talk nonsense." Don't look at me like that, forget it, Lao Tzu is gone, my share must be kept for me anyway. ”
After Zhu Tianshou left, Qian Fugui looked at the people who were imprisoned, and made a gesture to wipe their necks, and the rest of them did not speak, and the Jinfeng Peak Lord said: "They come from all sects and factions, and it is difficult to explain after all..."
Seeing that the other party had the intention of killing people, the spies shouted one by one: "Yes, Lord Jinfeng is right, he can't kill us." We're willing to pay for our lives, twice, no, no, three, five times!"
The spies believed that as long as they brought back the news of the Martial Ancestor's secret treasure, the people behind them would definitely pay the price.
Master Qingyun was silent, floating away, as if he was struggling with something. Out of the door, where Zhu Tianshou was waiting, Qingyun said: "I wish my junior brother is tired!"
Zhu Tianshou grinned and said: "Where is it, my Huofeng is poor, and it is a good deal to take a slap and tens of thousands of spirit stones, it is too cost-effective!"
"Alas!" Master Qingyun shook his head and sighed, Qingyun has declined after all, he actually relied on this trick to earn resources, and his face was gloomy!