Volume 10 Wind and Rain Mandala Chapter 686 Transform into an Emperor
The sudden disappearance of the Immortal Bird Legion not only had a huge impact on the Mandala Empire, but also underwent tremendous changes in the Wind Continent as a whole. (Novel Network Update We Speed First) (Crazy + Crazy + Watch + Novel Network: .fk+++kxs. (remove +++)) before, because there were worries in the mandala, many people's eyes were just staring at this piece of fat, but they didn't dare to eat it, and now, this piece of fat has no owner, and it is time to take a bite.
The war with the aliens caused all the countries of the Tianfeng Continent to suffer heavy losses, and although it took two years to recover, the situation was not so good. As the saying goes, where there is a loss, there is a remedy, and many people transfer their hope of solving their own problems to other countries. Is there anything in the world that can be grabbed faster?
Waging a foreign war is already on the agenda of many in power. The only thing to think about now is how to play.
"Young Master, the Lin Yu Empire has officially intervened in the affairs of Mandala, their people are very close to Qin Ming, it seems that there will be some actions in the near future. Feng Yin said to Hu worriedly.
It was a humble tavern with only three tables in total, one of which was empty, and Hu Wei sat at one of them, while the other sat three people.
Hearing Feng Yin's words, Hu Wei turned his gaze back from the three people, and said with a smile: "The people of this stick country are really interesting." Do you know what they're doing?"
Feng Yin nodded, as the head of intelligence, observing the surrounding qiē is the most basic homework. Feng Yin had already secretly observed the three people as soon as he entered the door, and naturally knew that the table was playing fairy jumping. The two team up to scam one of them out of money.
This kind of thing is not uncommon here, and basically every foreigner who has just arrived here has to be deceived by the people here once or several times before he becomes smarter.
Yes, this is the country of some liars. Korea is the official name of the country, but more people like to call it the country of sticks. Because in the eyes of many people, "the people of this country are fools, their only skill is to talk big, and deceiving people is just their side hustle."
Hu Wei smiled and said: "Sometimes being deceived by others is also a kind of happiness." It's tiring to be smart. ”
Feng Yin didn't answer, she was used to the strange language that Hu Wei jumped out of time from time to time. Since coming to this stick country, Hu Wei's language has been combined with the people here. It is difficult for others to adapt to such a strange country when they first arrive. And when Hu Wei came here, it was like getting water, just like returning home, and he naturally blended in.
"Let's go. "Hu Wei drank the tea in his hand" and started to walk out. The dishes of Bangzi Country are not very suitable for his taste, most of them are pickled vegetables, and there are very few fresh ones, but the tea here is good, almost no different from that of Mandala. It is said that the barbecue here is also good, and Hu Wei has not tried it yet.
A big house with an ordinary appearance, it doesn't look special, and when you walk through the door, you will know what kind of hole is inside. Hu Wei glanced at the soldiers who were training in the courtyard and walked straight into the hall.
In the hall, Hou San was talking to Ou Yueyue about something, and when he saw Hu Wei, he immediately stood up and saluted.
is not called the young master, collectively referred to as the young master.
"How's things going?" Hu Wei nodded to Ou Yueyue, and his gaze turned to Hou San's face.
Hou San replied: "It's almost, the joints have been opened according to your instructions, three days later"
We will be able to meet the Emperor of the Stick Country. ”
Worried nodded. The country of sticks is the first stop after Hu Wei disbands the Immortal Bird Legion, just like a hacker wants to find a broiler, Hu Wei decides to turn the country of sticks into his broiler to deal with the future melee in the Tianfeng Continent.
Everyone couldn't figure out how the more than one million troops of the Immortal Bird Legion could disappear if they couldn't see it, but no one thought that it had been half a year ago, "Hu Wei had already formulated a way to deal with Avril's bright plan.
In the past six months, "the soldiers of the Immortal Bird Legion have secretly entered the country of sticks through various channels and various identities. Bangzi Country is a medium-sized country with a population of about 20 million, and the country's troops are only 500,000. At this time, even their emperor didn't know that there were two million troops secretly infiltrated his country. He didn't even know that as long as Hu Yu gave an order, the entire stick country would change hands.
But these are not what Hu Worry wants, what he wants to break out is not a bloody war, but unconsciously, silently, let the stick country change the master.
Ou Yueyue saw that Hu Wei didn't speak, hesitated for a moment, and said: "Young master, Hou San this time, Huā spent about 500,000 gold coins, this ......",
Hu Wei waved his hand and said: "The money is still there, and it won't be long before the money that Huā goes out will come back in its original form." (Baidu search)
By the way, what's going on over there with Zhu Daneng?" Hu Daneng remembered Zhu Daneng, this time Zhu Daneng didn't come to Bangzi Country with Hu Wu, he said that he had something to do, and he would arrive later. ”
Hou San shook his head and said, "There is no news from him." ”
"It seems that he can't attend this banquet. Command the subordinates to ask the commanders of the various departments to come over for a meeting tomorrow. ”
Three days is a long day in the eyes of those who have no food, and in the eyes of most people, it is just a fleeting moment. Under the skillful hands of Na Yue, Hu Wei changed his appearance and got into the carriage driven by Hou San, today is a big day, and it has to be grand.
The current emperor of the country is named Park Andong, and today is his birthday. According to the custom, every year on the emperor's birthday, a banquet must be held, not to celebrate his birthday, but to make money. In a country full of liars, the king is, in fact, the biggest liar.
Hu Wei came to the banquet as a businessman, and after Nakai's skillful dressing, Hu Wei looked no more than twenty years old, dressed in gorgeous clothes, and the whole was a stunned rich second generation.
As soon as Hu Wei came in, he was bitten. Those ministers and generals and the like, one by one, like flies seeing stinky meat, circled around Hu Wei. Their purpose is very simple, they want to cheat some money from Hu Wei.
In his life, Hu Wei has done a lot of deceitful things, and he is surrounded by a large group of liars, and he is really the first wife in his life.
It feels like it's also tǐng something interesting. I am also happy to be with them.
Hou Sanyi and his entourage who came with Hu Wei were all scattered everywhere, and if they wanted to replace others, they naturally had to grasp more of the habits and characteristics of others, otherwise where would they learn like it.
"Bang ......" A gong sounded like a monkey, and the emperor of the stick country, Park Andong, finally showed his 1 graceful body.
Hu Wei glanced at him coldly, fortunately he couldn't help it, otherwise he would have to laugh. What kind of emperor is this?"
The story of a group of petty liar participating in the defeat of a big liar is similar to the etiquette of ministers from various countries when they meet the emperor, "but the words spoken in their mouths are slightly different." All of them are shameless, and they all have a good image and good temperament......
Hu Wei wondered, what else could he describe such a person who came out wearing a big kù bag. It seems that this is not too difficult to pretend to be a stick countryman, just two points are enough.
One is shameless, and the other is skinny.
Park Andong was worshiped by everyone, and sat on the throne with a big mouth. Liars, oh no" The ministers stepped forward one by one and presented gifts to Park Andong. When he sees a good one, Park Andong smiles, and when he sees a bad one, he glares at him, a very good emperor, much better than some people in China who are not happy and angry. At least they are really villains, and this alone is enough for him to be proud for several minutes.
Go down one by one, and this will be the end of worry.
"The grass people have seen the king of the clip. Hu Wei bowed.
"Hmm. Park Andong snorted and asked, "Eye tǐng shengya" new here?"
"Yes, the king, the grass people have only been here for a short time. Hu Wei replied.
"Where did you come from?" the stick emperor was still curious.
"Hit the Tang Dynasty in the east. "Hu Wei is casually messing around, anyway, this stick emperor won't care about this.
"That's a good place. Park Andong was also polite, and he praised the places he had never heard of. But his next sentence is a bit unhuman. I heard him ask, "1What kind of gift did you bring this time?" ”
Directly ask people what kind of gift they give, "But anyone who is a little cheeky can't do such a thing."
Hu Wei said with a smile: "The grass people's family is not rich, except for treasures, there is nothing else. This time I came to attend His Majesty's banquet, and I brought a treasure, "I hope Your Majesty likes it." ”
Hearing that there was a treasure, the greedy face of the stick emperor suddenly burst out. A pair of dead fish eyes lit up, "I don't know how he did it."
"If you have brought any treasures, please offer them quickly. "Look at the urgency of the stick emperor" If Hu Wei was slower, he could pounce directly.
Hu Wei glanced at Hou San, smiled at Park Andong and said, "This thing is good, there is a hole in the middle of the round, and it is hard." When the stick emperor heard this, he said, "Gold coins?"
"Fist. Hu Wei suddenly slid forward, deflected two shì guards, and hit the stick emperor in the nose with a single punch. The stick emperor screamed miserably, and his nose flowed sideways on the spot. ,
Wow......
At the same time as Hu Wei made his move, the black-clothed men of the brigade poured in from all directions. All of them were the most elite warriors of the Immortal Bird Legion, and they completely controlled the scene in just a few minutes.
Suddenly encountering a great change, the full soldiers all panicked. Some people shouted, some ran around, some people were stubborn, and they wanted to resist with weapons.
"If you want to live, you will squat down honestly for me. The knife in Hou San's hand slapped heavily on the pillar and shouted.
With Hou San's movements, he pointed the five-repeater crossbow at the guests. That kind of murderous look, no one is not afraid. Not to mention squatting, they all did it when they got down. ”
"Well, that feels pretty good. Hu Youle asked the stick emperor.
The stick emperor pinched his nose with one hand, pointed at Hu Wei with the other, and said angrily: "Who are you and what do you want to do?"
Hu Wei sighed, it is understandable that people are stupid, but it is really incomprehensible to be stupid to such a degree.
"Young master, the entire palace has been controlled. Hou San reported to Hu Wei.
"Well, find one for each of you and dress up yourself. After Hu Wei finished speaking, he waved his hand, looked at Park Andong and sighed. Everyone else has a choice, but he has no choice, so he can only pretend to be this guy. Well, when this guy really came out to see people wearing a big kù, Hu Wei was depressed from the heart. Could it be that in the future, I will stick to this style?
"From today on, Lao Tzu is the emperor. Hu Wei changed into the clothes of the emperor of the stick country, and he didn't feel as happy as he was.
Recalling the emperor's dream he had when he first arrived in the Tianfeng Continent, Hu Wei couldn't help but be a little funny. I didn't expect to be the emperor in the Mandala Empire, and I came to the Stick Country to be the emperor. Although it is fake, the power in his hand is real.
"You, what kind of emperor look. Momiji giggled on the side.
Hu Wei glared and said, "Who said it doesn't look like it, Yaya, you say, daddy doesn't look like an emperor." ”
Yaya's big round eyes looked Hu Wei up and down for a while, "With a pout, her head turned to the side."
"Giggle......" The women in the room all laughed.
Hu Wei is so angry" hummed: "You ghost spirit, I love you so much, you dare to leak my anger." Yaya looked aggrieved and said: "But Daddy's appearance really doesn't look like the emperor." ”
Yaya's words provoked a burst of laughter from the women.
Hu Wei pretends to be the emperor, and he has an advantage. The four sisters of Xuanri have grown up in the emperor since they were children, and they are very familiar with the things in the palace.
Red leaves, Ximen Yufeng are also born with nobility after the gate, and they don't need to pretend to be the imperial concubine. Yaya, not to mention, who dares to say that she is not like the palace master.
"Those palace maids, what are you going to do?" asked Ximen Yufeng. After occupying the palace, all the palace maids were replaced by the original people of the Pink Legion, and there were thousands of the original palace maids of the Stick Emperor, and there was really no place to arrange them for a while.
Hu Wei thought for a while and said: "Check their life history, and if you have a family, give them some money and let them go home." If you don't have a home, send them all to the barracks. In the future, whether you will be a female soldier or a wife for the soldiers, it's up to them. ”
"What about those concubines?" Ximen Yufeng looked at Hu Wei with a smile.
Can Hu Wei not understand Ximen Yufeng's eyes? deliberately embarrassed for a while, he said: "Let's stay flat, to be the emperor, there must be many concubines." "You're looking for a fight." Ximen Yufeng waved her small fist and looked at Hu Wei.
The people of the stick country who like to talk big and deceive people are still happy to carry out their great cause of deception. They didn't know that from the emperor down, the officials at all levels were being replaced by people who were worried. It won't be long before the sky above them will change.
"Less...... That majesty, the officials at all levels have almost changed, is it possible to make a move to the barracks" Hou San is not very accustomed to calling Hu Wei His Majesty, and he often makes a mistake when he is fast.
"It's almost time to remember that you must be quiet, and try not to move too many people. Hu Wei explained.
For three months, Hu Wei took possession of the entire stick country without knowing it or noticing. Even the people who have lived in this country for a lifetime have not noticed anything wrong happening, let alone other countries that have never looked at this country properly.
Of course, nothing is perfect, and it is impossible to go completely unnoticed. But the people who realized that something was wrong had already gone to places they didn't want to go. ,
On this day, Hu Wei received a letter of state, and frowned more and more as he read it. This is a diplomatic letter from the Chihe Empire. It is to the effect that the matter of the exchange of high-level visits discussed by the two countries last time has already been carried out at the same time on the Chihe side.
According to the original agreement, it was the emperor of the Bangzi Country, that is, Park Andong, who Hu Wei is now pretending, to pay a state visit to the Chihe Empire first.
This is a test for Hu Wei. He has a lot of acquaintances in the Chihe Empire, and this is going to pass, and the chance of being recognized is very great. But if you don't go, you can't do it. This matter was requested by the stick country first, and now that people have agreed and not go, it can't help but make people suspicious.
"Mara Gobi, you kid is still restless. It's good to be your emperor and make so many troubles for Lao Tzu. Hu Wei depressedly threw the national letter in Park Andong's face.
The official emperor of the stick country is called depressed. What does it mean to "just be your emperor" He wants to do this now, but who robbed other people's emperors to do it.
Park Andong has been repaired a little miserably by Hu Wei in the past few days, and he is not happy to see Hu Wei, and he doesn't dare to talk nonsense, he is humming there.
"Why, you didn't hear you, did you? Hu Wei knocked on Park Andong's head again.
Park Andong was so aggrieved that he was about to cry, peeking at Hu Wei like a little woman, and nodded with low eyebrows.
"It's really an under-beaten thing, tell me quickly, what are you going to talk about with the Chihe Empire. Don't hide it for me, let me find out what I'm missing, hehe......" Park Andong was scared of Hu Wei, and when Hu Wei came to ask the gold room in those days, he had already suffered enough from Hu Wei, how dare he play Huā, and quickly told all of them.
Hu Wei asked three times in a row, and saw that Park Andong really didn't deceive people, so he let him go. There's no way, the people of the stick country are used to xìng's deception. I don't confirm it a few times, but I really can't believe it.
"Do you really decide to go to Park Andong as Park Andong and go to the Chihe Empire?" Momiji asked Hu Wei with a worried face.
Hu Wei smiled bitterly, "I'm afraid that's the case, this trip, I can't escape." Actually, that's good.
By the way, you can take this opportunity to see the outside environment. ”
"I'll go too. Hongye ignored Hu Wei's words and directly made his meaning clear.
"Why are you going?" asked Hu Wei strangely.
"Because I am now your imperial concubine, what emperor does not take the imperial concubine with him when he travels. ”
"I'm not going out on a trip, it's a state visit...... Hu Wei stopped in the middle of speaking.
Momiji's smug smile reminded him that he had to take the imperial concubine with him on a state visit. That's obviously grand. ”
"You're bad now, too. Hu Weiying shook his head with a smile.
"I don't care, you have to take me anyway!" Momiji made a rare gesture to Hu Wei.
"Okay, okay......" "Where, I'm going too." Yaya's voice came in.
"My little ancestor, don't give me tiǎn mess!"@.