The chickens are chirping, the birds are chirping, and Chenguang is coming to greet you.

Li Xiuping woke up with a burst of chirp.

After dressing, I looked through the window and found that it was not chickens and birds that were noisy outside, but a flock of ducks.

"Li Gongzi has just arrived, and there is no reason to talk about seniority, why do you want to serve?"

A little girl in red was full of words.

"It has always been a rule, when a new apprentice comes to Chaoxian City, it is our red-clothed room to take care of the living, what are you doing here!"

She crossed her hands around her waist, looking spicy.

It's a pity that he is small and has no momentum at all, just a mouth, flying up and down there, holding on to the scene.

If you look closely, you can see her two thin chopstick legs, trembling slightly.

The reason is that on the opposite bar from her are a group of old ladies who are five big and three thick.

The clothes worn by this group of people also came in different colors, white, yellow, green, variegated, and all kinds of things.

Especially the one standing at the front, who is also the one with his hands on his waist, in the winter, but wearing a white linen single coat, his physique is almost like a miniature version of Hong Duoduo.

The muscles on his body are high and bulging, his chest muscles are even more heroic and generous, his face is full of horizontal tendons, he can still beat when he speaks, and his voice is rumbling, like Optimus Prime.

"Little red girl! It's not that we are bullying you! Duoduo has already explained, this one is a distinguished guest, and he wants us who are the best at working to serve him!

The little girl yelled at him in front of her, took two steps back, as if her brain was a little shocked, and she staggered, but she still held on and didn't give up.

"No, rules are rules, Li Gongzi is new, don't go out to hunt demons, you will fight, where will you take care of people." ”

Li Xiuping was very satisfied when he heard it, right, this little girl is very good at grasping the key points, taking care of the maids who live in their daily lives, what's the matter with a gang of King Kong gorillas?

"Who said we don't take care of people!"

Optimus Prime was very imposing, his eyes widened, and with a wave of one hand behind him, he saw several people jump out.

They were all dressed in sackcloth and short coats, and their arms were thick and large, and they all looked like butchers' executioners.

One of them had an iron basin in his hand, and there were some tools for washing in it.

She lifted the basin and knocked it a few times, "I!

The iron basin was full of finger prints, and if you looked closely, it was a little deformed, like an ellipse.

She probably realized it, and pulled both sides of her hand, but accidentally used too much force.

The basin made of iron was torn open, and the soap horns, iron beads, and so on inside were scattered all over the ground.

Why are there iron beads???

The big guys all watched with blank expressions as she fumbled around on the ground, picking up the things in the same way.

Perhaps because she thought the scene was too embarrassing, another old lady jumped out.

It's also a face full of muscles rampage, and it's also a whole body of tendon meat jumping and jumping.

In addition to the muscles on her face, she also has a bonus.

Red and green, I don't know where I learned the makeup.

It is said that the Yaksha ghost can scare crying children, and the ink and watercolor on her face can scare children to death at night.

"I! can make up!" she said with five fingers like a rake, and proudly tucked her hair at the cheerful flick of her teeth and claws in the air.

But she didn't expect her hair to be knotted, she used too much force, pulled her scalp at once, leaned back her whole body, and screamed twice, but fortunately she stopped the strength of her hand in time and didn't really tear off a puff.

She squatted on the ground and rubbed her head in pain, this pull was really not a joke, as a woman, the pain of pulling to the scalp was unspeakably painful.

The lady in a green coat next to her couldn't stand it anymore, so she stepped forward and said, "Stand up, I'll help you!"

When Huang Mayi stood up obediently, she was angry, and the ripples came out from the center in a circle, layered into the palm of her hand, and then slapped the man's back in the heart.

I saw the ripples suddenly rise and explode on the scalp of the jute clothes.

All of Huang Wei's hair instantly straightened up, and the whole head was densely covered with javelins, and the knotted parts also bounced off automatically.

She put on her head like a hedgehog, looked at the little girl, and said proudly:

"This is the washing maid who follows me, if the son likes it, it is not a big deal to have a room!"

"Go to your toilet!" Li Xiuping's eyes widened, and he suddenly found that he missed Sister Xiaoping very much, that harmoniously, delicate and gentle, and cute like a Teletubbies.

"You bully! You break the rules, you will be punished!"

When the little girl saw this meeting, she almost laughed out loud, remembered her position again, and quickly crossed her waist again, not giving an inch.

Li Xiuping found a very interesting detail.

No matter how fierce and domineering those old ladies were, no one stepped forward to touch the little girl, but they just pressed forward little by little, trying to knock this girl down with momentum.

But the little girl just stiffened up and didn't retreat, letting those people's mouths full of spitting stars fly all over the sky, he just covered his ears with both hands, but took two steps forward.

Then the group of people actually took two steps back.

Li Xiuping's eyes lit up, hey, what is this exquisite?

He walked to the door, and was about to push the door out, say hello, and put an end to the farce.

As soon as the hand was halfway outstretched, I just heard the lady in white sneer:

"Little red girl, you are so desperate to serve Li Gongzi, we all know the reason!"

A group of people next to him helped, "Yes!

Li Xiuping suddenly stopped his movements and curiously posted to the door, wanting to hear what was going on.

There was some joy in his heart.

"If you don't say that everyone has a vision, I, Li Xingxing, came to Chaoxian City, but I only slept for one night, so I came to rush to be my maid.

Speaking of which, it's not because of my pretty face, eh, it's all because my body is too attractive...

What is this called? Well, the spirit of the king? No, it's too ugly.

Well, either there is a phoenix to come, and ten thousand birds to come?"

Li Xiuping thought about the girls and aunts outside who were scrambling to be his maids.

He covered his mouth and smiled stars in his eyes.

"Hehehehe, am I also in a love triangle~"

"What's the reason, don't talk nonsense..."The little red girl really seemed to have been poked into the death hole, and her voice was very unnatural.

That Lu Gongzi was originally from the demon hunting team, and he didn't need a maid, but now he is stationed in Chaoxian City, according to the rules, you pick a girl in the red-clothed room, it's your turn!"

A group of people next to him also followed like a bunch of repeaters, "It's your turn!"

The white linen lady said in a triumphant voice, and jokingly:

"We also know that Lu Gongzi is not welcome, but the bad guy is the Lord of the White Fist King of our Dynasty Immortal City, if we encounter this good errand, why don't we rush to grab it?"

"Hurry up and grab it!" is the repeater again.

"You're good! Specially made up for the lack around Li Gongzi, and came here with us to grab a job, hum, you are easy to mess with when we are in Baihuafang!"

"Yes, it's not easy to mess with!" the group of people still coaxed.

"I... No, according to the rules, the red room is to follow the newcomers, I don't have bad rules... Lu Gongzi, he's not a newcomer."

The little girl's voice weakened, probably because she had been scolded for too long, and she was a little tired.

"Why aren't you a newcomer?" The eyes on the other side widened, and the momentum became more and more vigorous, and his head poked over and pressed above the little girl, and the lower he pressed.

The little girl was robbed of momentum, and finally bent down a little bit.

"Hmph! Now everyone already knows! You don't have to deny it! Why did you come to Li Gongzi's door early in the morning and wait, don't be cheeky to face us, why, hum hum?"

Bai Mai sneered, and her speech was still rumbling, and the sound shook the house.

"Lu Gongzi is two heads taller than you, if you serve, I'm afraid you won't be stabbed..."

"You're talking nonsense!" the little girl jumped up without waiting for her to finish, and Li Xiuping could hear her feet flicking twice on the ground.

He made up a thunderous little girl in his brain, and her face was flushed and she was losing her temper, which was very funny.

"These old ladies really dare to say anything, tsk tsk"

He had already wanted to rush out to drive people away, but at the moment, he seemed to scratch his heart with a hundred claws, wanting to hear what the white Mai would tell and what kind of ugly person he was.

I also want to know what point this little red girl likes about herself, so she will do everything to meet such a group of Transformers.

Obviously, Lu Yufeng is the rich second generation of the White Boxing King's family, and he has everything in Xiangche and BMW, so there is no reason to fall in love with me, a poor boy from outside?

His heart was even more joyful, and he unconsciously fluttered.

"Appearance is really justice, turn around and go out for two laps, just a group of muscle bumps in this poor countryside, do you know what it means to light up the stars?

Let's look at me Li Xingxing, in this small dilapidated Chaoxian City, I will light a bright lamp for your appearance, and let you see what it means to be an emperor superstar. ”

In his mind, like a wild horse, he imagined that in the future, he would ride a horse on the streets of Chaoxian City, and then he would see the scenery that he had once said in the poem.

At that time, he was young and thin, riding a horse and leaning on a bridge, full of red sleeves.

The spring is good in the fairy city, and the fine willows float in front of Xiao Li's door.

If you want to know the peach blossoms and spring water, go to the mandarin duck bath on the water.

"Ho Ho Ho ~~"

Xiao Lizi hid behind the door, covering her mouth, her eyes narrowed into a slit, and she smiled like a crooked moon.

"For the sake of this group of old ladies and little girls who are so discerning, they disturbed my dreams early in the morning and caused me to eat half of the Black Forest cake, so I will forgive you..."

He thought sweetly, as if the crispy and refreshing fine chocolate shavings in his dream, all of which let go of the aroma in front of him little by little, which was particularly attractive.

......

"You little red girl, in Chaoxian City, compared to us, you are a short man, who can you be worthy of? It's almost eighteen, are you in a hurry!"

Bai Mai was triumphant, as if she had seen through all her thoughts, "You just saw that Li Gongzi was born short! That's why you didn't want to be cheeky! Yes and no!"

She said something vigorously, and a group of repeaters followed like an echo.

"Yes and no!"

......

Li Xiuping kicked the door open.