"Hey, have you heard, have you heard, that new god catcher master, called Li Hongyi? Yesterday, I don't know where I had a nervous attack, and I ran to hide in the haystack, and I wasn't discovered until Shen Shi?"

Early in the morning, a bunch of people in the Forbidden Bureau, after receiving the monthly salary, they were busy squeezing together, whispering.

Someone next to him who knew the inside story lowered his voice and said:

"Yes, there is such a thing, someone went to dinner, and then passed by, found a foot forked out of the haystack, scared to death, thought it was a dead man, went in to see, only to find that someone was lying in it, people didn't know at first that it was a god catcher, looked like a faint, the face was messy, thought it was upstairs and fell down, and didn't wake up, and then took the sole of the shoe and slapped for a while, before he woke up, and only then did he know that he was squatting there early in the morning. I'm still wearing an invisibility cloak. So, is it hysteria?"

At this time, another one next to him came up and said:

"We also heard about it, and said that the face of the god catcher was bruised and purple by the insect bite, and he looked old and scary, like a monster. ”

Others were shocked:

"Ah, what else is this?

At this time, a man wearing an adjutant robe said with emotion:

"Eh, where are you, you don't know what happened, and you are still talking nonsense, what kind of hysteria? The old man who catches the gods later said, saying that he just came to the Forbidden Affairs Bureau, and he wants to try how to take precautions in the internal affairs of the Forbidden Affairs Bureau? As a result, he hid all day, and he didn't even see anyone standing guard, and he came and went without any vigilance, and said that if it wasn't him Li Hongyi who was hiding, wouldn't it be the same as a thief who had entered the house but no one knew about it? Isn't it that everyone in the Forbidden Affairs Bureau is in danger?"

Everyone gasped:

"It makes sense, this Li Hongyi is indeed a bit of a doorway, and he is a character, so I don't blame our director for digging him up from the government office. ”

The face full of admiration that spoke earlier:

"Isn't it? It's the first time we've seen a Shangguan work tirelessly, squatting in the grass for a day, looking for a mistake in internal protection, well, well done. But when he came here, I'm afraid he didn't offend the Black Armor Army, aren't they all standing guard on weekdays? Hey, no, it seems that the military department has changed the guard these days, and those standing guard should be the personnel of the military department. Tsk, that's even bigger!"

The person next to him also thought of this possibility, and the other adjutant pondered for a moment and said:

"This Li Hongyi did it personally, but it was for the well-being of our big guys, how many such righteous officials, can there be many, we can't let outsiders bully us, right? You might as well find it, it's a situation now, if someone really wants to take advantage of the situation to suppress people, our forbidden affairs bureau is not a motherless child!"

Everyone next to him was filled with righteous indignation, and said: "Go together, go together!"

At that time, a group of people rushed away, but after a while, they came to Li Hongyi's official office.

The door is open, and there are people sitting and writing inside, describing themselves as haggard, with some sparse sideburns, and large and small lumps all over their faces, looking extremely infiltrating, it is Li Hongyi, the god of hunting.

He sat down next to a tattered book with dozens of holes and a corner missing, and with one hand he took a gray cloth bag and put it on those bumps, and the cloth bag gurgled out some white juice between his teeth, and it seemed that it should be filled with glutinous rice soaked in water. The juice was dripping and falling down, stopping on Li Hongyi's chest, drenching a piece, and he himself dragged a pen and wrote and drew on the desk.

He asked vaguely:

"What are you looking for me? If it's official business, please come back tomorrow, we have already taken leave today. ”

A few people were stunned, did anyone else do this to themselves?

The two leaders stepped forward to greet the salute, and when they glanced at each other, they found that Li Hongyi was writing an official document, and there was a large letter hanging on his head, which was quite eye-catching, and it read: The crime of lifting military personnel to leave their posts without authorization.

The two of them trembled with excitement, turned around and shouted, "The injury is in such a shape, Master Li is still calling the shots for us." ”

A group of people in the back gathered around and saw the content clearly.

The first one burst into tears and said:

"I have never seen such a Shangguan in my life, I was seriously injured, and I have already taken leave, and I am still thinking about the well-being of us. ”

He turned back to the crowd and said excitedly:

"Look at the adult's outfit, and then look at the chairs that are put together over there, I must have slept in the bureau last night, have you ever seen such a good person?"

Everyone is gradually reaching a climax in their own brains and imaginations. Under the leader's order, everyone bundled their heads and bowed respectfully:

"Your Excellency, you've worked hard. ”

The scene is extremely touching, if it is like in the play, there is a relative of the emperor squatting next to him, and as soon as the news leaves a little, he Li Hongyi may not have to stay in the forbidden bureau, and it is not yet known that he will be directly promoted to the third grade.

Fortunately, there is no bridge in the world, and the god hunting is still to be tormented, and he saw that so many people arranged him for some reason, and it was a good thing that his eyes rolled. Again and again to help. After calming down the crowd, he said:

"It's not a big deal, I can do it, I can do it, I just hate those things that leave the military department without permission, Lao Tzu. Forehead.. This official, this official waited until it was dark, and none of them were there, and I was angry. ”

I can't help but be angry, how much courage he mustered, how many bonds he lost, and finally a heart of sincerity, wanting to ask for a mind to be clear, but the person disappeared, like a punch in the air.

The momentum of this thing, again and again, has been boiled for most of the day, and there is no drop.

As for the later coma, it was an accident, and he was really bored at the time, so he tried to stretch out the black silk in his hand, and he used all his strength, from one inch to two inches, and then to two and a half inches, and he gritted his teeth and tried to stretch it to three inches, to be able to reach the pear blossom tree in front of him.

He thought about trying his limits, where exactly is, mainly to keep an eye on it, so as not to confront the enemy in the future, but he is a silver-like wax head gun.

So I tried for a long time, and then I did it, and after a moment, the world in front of me was all darkened, and I screamed in my heart that something was wrong, and then I didn't wake up.

Fortunately, he tied a military belt that day, put the crossbow under his ribs, and didn't show his stuff when he was woken up, otherwise he would have been in prison by now.

But you can't say that, how can you say it? Oh, I'm so good, I'm playing in the haystack, I'm playing with myself?

The most important thing is that he feels that something is wrong with his body, since he woke up, he feels that there is a piece missing inside, very empty, for example, he is sitting here, and there is still unfinished food on the table in front of him, but he has no appetite at all. And the body is inexplicably hot, and a voice in the body is shouting: "Hungry, so hungry, I'm going to starve to death!"

He probably understood that it was the means of the black silk that he had overused and had a serious deficit, and he had not slept soundly with his head full of bulging bags last night, and that his body was about to make trouble, or he was about to strike? In short, he was now exhausted, and he wanted to take a bite of everything, but he couldn't eat anything, so Li Hongyi really couldn't get angry, what was the matter, he had ruined this crime, but he had achieved nothing. Now seeing that these people are backing him, he slapped the book case fiercely and said:

"This lawsuit is settled!"

Many officials applauded in unison, and at this time, the lean and tall man named Zhou Shuwen among the leading adjutants knew the inside story, and said: "The military department has left the post this time, we know some, the leader is called Huo Yuanlong, a general, and the number is broken? A few days ago, there was a mess at the Colosseum, and he should have brought someone over there, but it was a private matter of his military department, and he lacked people, but he didn't make up for it, that was his mistake, let's sum it up, and join him in one to set an example!"

Another adjutant is called Sun Rentai, with a square face and a wide body, looking majestic and burly:

"I have a plan to make these things so messy that I can't deny it. ”

The others were curious, and listened to him again:

"Something happened to our Forbidden Bureau these days, and the old man Niu in the evidence office knows it, is it the red-faced old man?"

Seeing that they all nodded, he lowered his voice:

"It is said that he absconded with the money and disappeared, but there is still a case, which has not been disclosed, in the evidence office, Zhou Bufan died in the dark incense building in the front, and the three divine crossbows were temporarily sealed as evidence, and I went to collect them in front of me, and found that I lost a handful!"

He said that he had no intention, but on the other side, Li Hongyi was a layer of white sweat coming out of his vest, and the lost Shenji crossbow was hanging under his ribs, and he listened to Qingrentai again:

"The crossbow is the important weapon of the country, the killer weapon of the military department, once it is lost, it will start, and our director will be disgraced if he says it. ”

Next to Zhou Shuwen's eyes lit up:

"Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, let's just put these two things together, change the matter of the old man Niu carrying private goods into the inexplicable disappearance of the evidence, coupled with the embarrassing position of the military department, let's read between the lines a little bit, not only can he join the generals of the military department and leave his post without permission, so that the evidence is lost and he doesn't know it, can't he still be planted to guard and steal it?"

The big guys are all smiling:

"Yes, we still have the director behind us, I wish this matter was a big deal, let's also share worries for the director, okay, this matter is foolproof!"

Li Hongyi is like sitting on pins and needles, and he doesn't blame him for being cowardly, but he really didn't expect that this magic crossbow is very important, and now he just wants to quickly find a place to hide. So he straightened his robe and stood up:

"Then bother you ghostwriters, our body, it's really a little irresistible, brothers help more, let's hang up two days off, go home first to rest for a day or two, turn around and call me." ”

Everyone said: "Go and rest, go and go, we will do our best, rest assured." ”

Li Hongyi bowed with his hands, held the glutinous rice bun, and hurried away.

The group of officials behind them were all elated and in full swing, this matter was originally just a cause, but they never thought that there was an opportunity to meet the officials and share their worries and solve problems?

Everyone was very excited, and secretly thought to themselves, this Li Hongyi is a good person, such an opportunity to show his face, change to another one, don't hide it, and then do it silently? Look at the people, clap their hands and give it to them, where can I find such a Shangguan?

Besides, the good man Li Hongyi walked out of the gate of the Forbidden Affairs Bureau and hurried to his home, he didn't ride a horse, he was really in a very poor state, and he couldn't withstand the bumps, so he just walked.

Halfway through, he saw several women frolicking in front of him, he was so lustful, he forgot the miserable lump on his face, looked up at the sky, covered the gradually blazing autumn sun with his hand, and habitually put on a cool posture, but suddenly felt a burst of weakness in his heart, his body seemed to be desperately resisting, shouting hunger, and the scene in front of him began to become a little ethereal.

This is a bad sign, he feels that something is going to happen today, not because he is going to fall on the spot, but because of his intuition for many years, he feels the threat behind him.

He's been stalked!