Volume 12 Chapter 49 Educating a Group of Children
On the top of a mountain, near the cliff, there is a stone monument with only one "Wu" character on it.
This stele is like an elder who exists forever, watching the joys and sorrows of the fireworks in the world for thousands of years.
Wearing a pair of jeans and pants, wearing a cowboy hat with Sun Wukong's face, Sun Wukong, who looks a little decadent, holds the stone tablet in one hand and a can of beer in the other, muttering to himself, looking so depressed and lonely.
"Master, your world is full of calamities, heh...... Yes, it's my world, I'm this world...... Fight to defeat the Buddha. ”
"Actually, I'm taller, so high! But what about me...... I still don't have any friends, and I don't know why, so I have to be incognito in front of them and pretend to be them. ”
"I told myself that my appearance would scare them, those ...... The people of Lebanese. ”
"The people of Li are the masters of this planet, what about me...... I said to me, I am a Buddha, don't fight, don't fight, protect them, hehehe......"
Speaking of this, Sun Wukong smiled with a little loneliness in his self-deprecation, poured a sip of beer, turned his head to look at the Wu character on the stone tablet, and continued: "Master! There is such a saying on the earth: pain, and happiness, heh......"
At this moment, the mobile phone vibrate, Sun Wukong picked up the mobile phone placed beside him, and continued to say to himself: "Mission briefing, I'll take a look...... Well...... Something to the effect of, educate a group of children, a group of children?"
Slowly, Sun Wukong's casual and lazy expression froze, and he suddenly condensed: "Interstellar invasion? ”
He clicked on the photo of the target of this mission, and when he saw the first one, his face changed slightly, "Dilena, the emperor's surname?"
Sun Wukong remembered in his mind the war with the Lieyang Civilization 1,300 years ago, which was the prototype of the Havoc in the Heavenly Palace in "Journey to the West".
With a flash of light in his eyes, Sun Wukong's voice suddenly became a little solemn, "Master, let's be monkeys! are also aggressive, occasionally fighting, and injuring other companions." ”
"But the human race! They will fight, it is tens of thousands of kills, and you have not stopped since you left, ashamed!"
After saying this, Sun Wukong raised the beer can in his hand, touched it on the stone tablet, and then drank the wine and stood up.
Throwing the empty wine cans into the trailer of the pickup truck, Sun Wukong bowed down and lifted the pickup truck as a whole, and then jumped up and flew into the sky.
After a while, he returned to his villa in Huaguoshan, threw the pickup truck down, turned around and walked into the villa, stopping in front of an open wardrobe in the deepest part of the villa.
There was nothing else in the wardrobe, only a golden rod with hoops at both ends, and a set of armor that was also shining gold, which was the legendary chain gold armor, phoenix wings purple gold crown, and lotus silk steps.
Sun Wukong looked at his exclusive equipment in a daze, stroked the armor leaf on the golden armor, and finally held the golden hoop stick, and muttered horizontally in front of him: "Old man, you should also upgrade!"
Carrying the golden hoop stick on his shoulder, Sun Wukong turned around and walked out of the villa, with a golden light shining on his feet, quickly spreading upward, and a body of armor was covered in an instant, and the blood that had been calm for more than a thousand years gradually began to heat up.
Walking to the edge of the cliff, Sun Wukong leaned forward and jumped off the cliff, deliberately making the kind of sharp voice on TV in his mouth, shouting: "My old grandson is going to ......"
In the end, I found that I was still not used to talking like this, so I changed to a normal voice when I rose to the sky: "Go too." ”
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In the cafeteria of the Super Seminary, everyone was eating, Rena's mobile phone suddenly rang, and when she took it out, she saw that it was Dukao calling.
"Chief. ”
"Rena, something unusual has happened in the southwest mountains...... The situation is urgent, immediately gather the male soldier company, and rush to Liangshan immediately, you and Hu Bayi don't have to go, you have another task. ”
"Understood. ”
Rena said to everyone with a solemn expression: "We received the ...... The first task. ”
The super soldiers were not only not frightened by Rena's solemn expression, but showed their excitement one by one.
Liu Chuang asked, "What's the matter?
Rena said in a deep voice, "Do you know that you have defeated the Buddha......? Woke up. ”
Everyone was suddenly shocked, and the excitement immediately cooled down, and Zhao Xin cautiously asked the others: "What did she say about fighting to defeat the Buddha...... Monkey King?"
No one answered his words, only Ge Xiaolun nodded subconsciously.
Rena continued: "The military asked us to act immediately, but I and your instructor Hu Teacher Shirley can't go, we have another mission, this mission is led by Rose." ”
The crowd fell silent, so ...... Are they going to fight Sun Wukong?
Even if they learned a powerful skill that they thought was enough to scare the sky and the air, the strength of Sun Wukong was deeply rooted in the hearts of the people in China.
There is one person present, who didn't grow up watching Journey to the West? Nima, that's a ruthless character who almost overturned the entire heavenly court by himself! (They all watched TV series)
Can they really carry the seven tons of self-weight in Brother Monkey's hand, plus Brother Monkey's own strength, I don't know how heavy the stick is?
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The Southwest Theater is stationed at a field division in Liangshan.
Sun Wukong landed at the gate of the station, carrying the golden hoop stick and went straight to the station, no one stopped him, the gate sentry looked at him with reverence, and saluted dignifiedly.
A middle-aged officer stood at the door to greet Sun Wukong, and when Sun Wukong approached, he greeted: "Great Sage." ”
Sun Wukong walked side by side with the officer to the barracks, and asked casually, "Have we met?"
The officer said calmly: "No, although we haven't met, but no one in Huaxia doesn't know you?"
"Hey......" Sun Wukong grinned and said, "It's a lot of pressure." ”
The two entered the camp headquarters, and after each took their seats, the officer said: "Let me briefly introduce the situation first, we predict a new interstellar invasion, so we need to organize super soldiers on Earth." ”
"We also organized a group of ...... Belch...... A group of crooked melons and cracked dates. ”
Sun Wukong groaned for a moment and said, "How are everyone?"
The officer hesitated and said, "Now...... Not very good, but they have undergone more than a month of skill training, and it is two cultivators who train them. ”
Sun Wukong looked stunned, "Cultivator?
"Yes, cultivator, the Great Sage should take a look at this first!" the officer picked up a remote control on the table, turned around and pressed it on the screen behind him.
The video shows the picture of the gluttonous scout attacking the army, with the sound of "ten thousand swords returning to the sect", the picture is raised, and the long sword that appears out of thin air makes Sun Wukong's eyes stagnate, it is the scene when Hu Bayi casts ten thousand swords to return to the sect to kill the gluttonous scout.
"It's really a cultivator, it's a bit interesting, it's been more than a thousand years, I never knew that there were cultivators in this world, why are you looking for me?"
The officer pressed the exit button, turned around and smiled at Sun Wukong: "There's nothing else, just beat them." ”
Hearing this, Sun Wukong turned his head away angrily, waved his hand and said: "This is the education that Lao Du said? ”
The officer said, "They're all your fans." ”
Sun Wukong leaned back slightly, glared and said, "Then I can't beat it even more." ”