Volume 1 The Meteor That Fell into Hell Chapter 13 The Fool and the Deaf

Li Xiuping followed Qinghuayu and walked in, looking at the person in front of him who had just scolded his subordinates viciously, and greeted the sergeants watching the excitement on both sides, and from time to time turned his head and enthusiastically introduced the furnishings on all sides. With a dirty robe, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a cheap ass growing on the top of your head.

Many people around were holding back their laughter, but they were all pretending to be serious, and every time they passed, someone straightened their waists and shouted: "My lord is happy!" and then the second prince waved his hand over there: "Unfortunately, unfortunately, unfortunately." ”

There is an atmosphere of love for the people like children.

Li Xiuping was a little surprised, this rogue friend is worthy of being a sitting dragon, and it seems that he is still popular?

"Hehe, this trick is called having fun with the people, and it took a whole half of the day to practice, and it is said that it has a miraculous effect to establish an image!" "The stupid third man was very clever at this time, and when he saw that the distinguished guests were curious, he immediately walked a few steps quickly and came up to be a tour guide.

"You, come up and do something again, roll back, fool who has not done enough!" Qinghuayu in front of him was having fun with the people, and he was unexpectedly lifted upside down, and suddenly staggered two steps, so you can eat inside and out, he gritted his teeth and stared at the stupid third child, thinking in his heart whether to simply ask Xiao Pingping to chop him up.

Li Xiuping looked at his embarrassed appearance, and felt a little reluctant in his heart, reflecting in his heart that he had a deep friendship with others, and he was at the door just now, did he make a serious shot and hurt the face of his royal heir. Then he had nothing to say, and asked:

"Didn't you call Huang Xiaoyu here? Why do you want to change your name?"

He didn't speak all the way, and Qing Huayu was pleasantly surprised by this wordless sentence, his face was bright, and he wanted to talk back with his mouth.

Li Xiuping was disgusted by the stinking and shameless splendor on his face, and his desire to speak well was thrown away from heaven to earth:

"Did you do some bastard evil thing again, and you were afraid of being beaten to death, so you did it incognito. You're not a good thing!"

Qinghuayu's whole face collapsed:

"Can you blame me? Qingguo is the world that is taken immediately, the previous emperors of all dynasties are the most hated children, but all the royal heirs, before they become adults, they all changed their names and surnames and threw them outside to feed, I am still good, you think about it, I am from this background, the surname is not wrong, right? In the past, the family called me Xiaoxiaoyu, Huang Xiaoyu, what's the problem? But the third child, since he was a child, he has been that jealous and hateful fake serious appearance, the big guys call him Xiao Lao Tian, and outside, he is called Huang Lao Tian. Hahahaha, when I heard it, I was a rich man. ”

"And such a thing? That's a secret, you don't say that others can't guess. In this way, isn't the boss called Huang Dayun?" Li Xiuping was surprised when he heard it for the first time.

Qinghuayu waved his hand and pointed to the clouds in the sky:

"That's not, the boss is called Huang Congyun. ”

"I see, "Taishang Baolong Sutra", the clouds turn into rain, and the dragon is in the field. This is where the names and surnames of the characters of this dynasty come from? Li Xiuping is familiar with the scriptures and books, so he naturally knows the origins of these.

Qinghuayu nodded:

"Well, it was said that the previous war worked the people and hurt the money, and the people were plagued for many years, thinking that the next generation could have a benevolent monarch to cultivate his body, so he took this sentence, which can be regarded as a warning to us, don't be high. Instead, we should turn clouds into rain and benefit all directions, so that we can understand that the cultivation of acres of land is the foundation of the people and the foundation of the dragon vein. ”

Li Xiuping glanced at him in surprise, and was a little impressed for a while.

"Do you suddenly think that I am majestic and tall, and my eyes are blazing?" Qing Huayu looked at him, smiled, and was full of pride.

All of a sudden, it's.

"Why are the three personalities of your family so different?" Li Xiuping felt like he had eaten a rotten persimmon, and his mouth was sticky and he wanted to vomit on the other side.

Qinghuayu didn't answer, was silent for a while, lowered his head, and asked softly casually:

"Boss. Is he really dead?"

"Well, it's really dead, I saw it with my own eyes. Li Xiuping paused, and immediately returned to normal.

Qinghuayu was shocked, stopped, looked up at him incredulously, staring at Li Xiuping's face as if he was looking at a flower.

"Well, I've seen it with my own eyes. Li Xiuping looked at him, his face was calm, and he said it again.

Qinghuayu looked at it in a daze for a long time, and suddenly laughed:

"Death is death, anyway, Zhou Bufan's dog thing has already paid for his life, come on, let's not talk about these bad things, now it's my territory, keep you and open your eyes." ”

said that he was happy, but he forgot whether he was dirty or not, and threw his arm on Li Xiuping's shoulder shamelessly. Bumped forward. Thinking of something again, he turned around and shouted:

"Silly third child, don't follow, play by yourself, Xiao Pingping is better than you, you put a hundred hearts, that, Xiao He, you can arrange the people brought by Xiao Pingping, inside the city, don't go outside the city! ”

A group of people looked at each other, watching the two people go away, and the stupid third asked with a smile: What did you all see and hear just now?

"What?" everyone shook their heads.

They all looked at Xiao He again

"I'm deaf, what do you see me doing?" Xiao He scratched his brain and rolled his eyes.

"Well, I'm stupid, I don't know anything. "The stupid third man kept laughing.

At this time, a real fool muttered:

"His Royal Highness heard that his brother died in vain, but he was happy, and he was unkind. ”

Before he finished speaking, he was hit hard in the back of his head, and a sensible person quickly pulled the dead dog away, and everyone was silent.

The stupid third clapped his hands, indicating that this is the end:

"Alright, let's disperse. Keep your mouth shut, don't throw it away if you want to eat. ”

Everyone responded, and then dispersed, and the stupid third man waved his hand with a group of Tsing Yi and a bunch of actors on the side of the road:

"Okay, the troupe has withdrawn, and they all go to work. ”

He greeted a few more people casually and walked away with a smile.

Xiao He sighed, turned around and looked at the entourage, Li Xiuping came over this time, and personally followed four people, two servants, and one maid. The maid should be called Li Ping'er, and I heard Li Xiuping call her Sister Ping'er all the way, thinking that she was a personal maid or something. Leaving aside the two servants for the time being, the four personal leaders are called Li Da, and the last three are Li Er, Li San, and Li Si in order.

Xiao He's face twitched, this name was really casual, taking care of everyone and walking with him, and asked casually:

"Then you occupy these four names, what about the rest of the Li family? What if there is also a name Li Da? How can you tell the difference?"

Li Da looked stunned, very honest, the corners of his mouth cracked and squeezed out a smile, and said:

"They can't, the family is compared every two years, the name comes according to the ability, the front of the row serves the adults, the back of the row walks everywhere, and the last horse-drawn carriage is also done, this time the second young master wants to go out, the first time it is unprecedented, everyone has broken the head, there are a total of sixty-eight people in the family, they all want to come, the four of us won, and we came. ”

"It's like this, that's unusual, can the name be changed every two years?" Xiao He heard such a rule for the first time, and was full of curiosity.

Boss Li said again:

"The family is like this, those who have the ability to go up, those who don't have the ability to go down, change every two years, unless there is a great merit, or other special reasons, the master will give the name, with a real name, it is really into the Li family's roster, otherwise we are all partial names. So every two years, the family is very lively, it will really break the head, but this trip is a special case, everyone wants to come, two years have not yet arrived, the old lady will be in advance, just two days ago, the four of us in the forefront. ”

His tone was very flat, not making waves, just saying something ordinary. Xiao He glanced at it, and felt that this person was not simple, and his demeanor and conversation were neither humble nor arrogant. So he also laughed:

"Not to mention one in a hundred, it's also the top among people, hey, we're all subordinates, go back and get close. ”

He thought that in the future, Li Xiuping would be the chief steward of the Colosseum, and he would have to go further, and the head of the errand below might not be him or this Li Boss, although he was skilled in business, but he couldn't bear it because of his own people in the family. I thought that it was also a way back.

"I think everyone is the only boss, you are the first to look forward, I think Weide has already been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, under the command of Young Master Ping, you and I will be colleagues in the future, and I hope that the boss will take care of you more. "With the thoughts, I have some thoughts to explore the bottom, which is vague, just to try whether this boss is a personal spirit or just an embroidered pillow.

Boss Li waved his hand politely:

"Lao Xiao said and laughed, the rules of the family are like this, whoever is the boss will listen to whom, we are new to here, everything is a smear, Lao Xiao, what do you say, let's follow along, I really don't know anything about these things, two days ago, I was called Li Sixty-eight. ”

Xiao He almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, and there is a cart puller in front of you? This old Xiao is skillful. He laughed a few times in embarrassment:

"It's easy to say, let's come to Japan for a long time. How do you look at this, boss, before we arrange a place to live, the four of you will walk around with me first, and also familiarize yourself with the environment to facilitate work. The other three people are with me, the place has been arranged, and they just go. ”

Boss Li had nothing wrong with himself, thought about it and said:

"Let's go out, it's not appropriate to call the second and third children like this, my real name was Huang Dalong before I entered the Li family, and I will be called Dalong in the future. Oh, second, your previous name was Ah Hu, let's call it Tiger, and after the third child, I will call it Leopard, and the fourth, well, Monkey. Got it. ”

"Clearly!" the next three rolled their eyes, and didn't argue with him.

Xiao He is also rolling his eyes, it's such a nonsense name, it's just that, let them go. Then he remembered it and added:

"As I said earlier, the place has been arranged, but it is only a temporary residence, two floors up and down, there are two rooms, the conditions are average, you also understand, the city is so big, it is not an exaggeration to say that every inch of land is expensive, and the young master will naturally have a house ration, and everyone will move when the time comes. ”

"Then can you find a place to live by yourself?" Sister Xiaoping interjected at this time, she thought about the group of men around her, if the young master didn't come back at night, how would she sleep?

"It's difficult, isn't this about to be expanded, there is a commotion outside, and a group of people outside the city have also come in these days, looking for rental houses everywhere. It will only be a few days, and relax, my Royal Highness, who is in charge, has also been equipped with a set of two-entry houses, as the second young master, only big and not small, although rest assured. As for finding a house by yourself, tsk, rent, that's don't think about it, there is still a queue in front, buy, hehe, I thought about buying it seven or eight years ago, but I can't afford it, I really can't afford it, not to mention the stone houses in the inner city, just look at the mountains of wooden buildings outside the city, the cheapest number. ”

Xiao He's tone was very helpless, and he raised four fingers:

"It's 40,000 taels, and now it's more than tripled. Which of you brought that much money?"

"Lao Xiao, I heard that you have been working here for more than ten years, and the second prince was in charge before he came, why don't you have any industry?"

Xiao He hid his face and wept, full of sadness:

"We are fortunate to have worked hard for many years, and we have saved a little, but 40,000 taels? But it's gone up again, up three times, don't hide it from you, a few days ago I had more food at home, and I really wanted to renovate a house, but I still lacked some silver taels, which was really annoying. ”

He probed a little bit in front of him, and knew that the few in front of him were just the identities of leading the horse-drawn cart, and the thought of making friends faded, after all, there are two roads, civil and military, can it be useful to be in charge, a few martial artists, just a personal maid has some weight, and it is not more than Erer. As soon as his mind changed, his attitude came up, and what he said just now was almost clearly asking for a bribe.

Dalong glanced at him and gently persuaded:

"Old Xiao Mo is crying, what does it matter if you can't afford it? Be a man, don't always think about sad things, look forward, no, let's come." ”

"Who are you?" Old Xiao was overjoyed and looked at Huang Dalong with a blank eye.

Big Dragon Hands Spread:

"We can't afford it, it's hard to be a brother, it's not a shame! Or Lao Xiao, you still have a vacant house in the second house, and you will borrow it from us for a few days?"

Xiao He's face was strange, some red, some black, there were one or two ugly words in his heart that were moving left and right, he looked at Da Longmu's stunned and sincere expression, and the one on the left finally prevailed: "Fool, is this fool?"

As for the other sentence in my heart?

It's not a good word anyway!