Chapter 13: Is It So Exciting?
After Xue Zha was taken back to Peacock Ridge by the maidservant, he was tied to a flagpole.
On the top of this flagpole hangs a flaming red flag, on which three words "Peacock Ridge" are written like a dragon circling and dancing like a phoenix.
Xue Zha looked around and found that on a mountain in the distance, there was indeed a strange stone.
"That's what the second nephew said. ”
He looked closely, and saw that the stone was in the shape of a human, with its back to him, much like an old monkey sitting on the top of a mountain looking out over the distant mountains.
"It should ...... It has nothing to do with Sun Wukong, right?"
Xue Zha was thinking like this, and the woman in the red dress, who had performed two idioms on him before, appeared in front of him with a book bound with this thread.
This woman got closer, and Xue Zha saw clearly that this was not an "aunt" at all, just a young woman in her twenties.
"No wonder people are in a hurry with me? Look at my foul mouth!"
Xue Zha can't wait to pump her two big mouths, such a beautiful girl, it's too late to talk, how can she be dead and shout "Auntie"?
Xue Zha was regretting it, and another person flashed in front of him.
"Sister Xiaolian...... Sister Xiaolian, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry!"
As soon as Xu Zhiyuan appeared, he hurriedly apologized, looking at what he meant, it seemed like he was here to save Xue Zha.
It's just that Xue Zhe didn't believe it at all, he looked in the direction where Xu Zhiyuan came, and sure enough, he saw a lower hill not far away, and Su Xiaoman opened his arms to stop Liu Xiaoguo.
"Shall I just say? Weasel New Year's greetings to chickens—uneasy and kind. ”
Xue Zha can't speak now, and he can only slander two sentences.
After Pan Xiaolian understood Xu Zhiyuan's intention, she frowned and said, "You mean that this is the new apprentice of the senior brother in charge? Didn't he swear in front of my father's grave that he would not accept apprentices?"
Xu Zhiyuan didn't answer directly, he said with a smile: "Sister Xiaolian, you don't have to worry so much, this kid is disrespectful to you, that is, disrespectful to our master, you should be beaten, you should be scolded, and when you look back, the master will never say anything more when he knows it." ”
Xue Zha didn't hear Xu Zhiyuan's words at all, his mind was full of thoughts: It turned out that this person who was mistakenly called "aunt" by himself was actually the daughter of the previous head of Yunhongshan, and the little sister of the current head of the family?
"This girl is so young, and she is a good match for her own generation!"
Xue Zhe's mind became active, he had lived two lives in his past and present lives, but he hadn't even talked about his girlfriend once, and he met Pan Xiaolian, a good-looking girl, with a generation, identity, and figure......
He was thinking about it, when he heard Xu Zhiyuan bow slightly and say to Pan Xiaolian: "Sister Xiaolian, you don't have to care about our master, and he doesn't want to see the people on his mountain bullying Sister Xiaolian, so you can just get angry, and I'll take him away after you're angry." ”
Pan Xiaolian nodded with satisfaction, she just wanted to go back and find a whip, Xu Zhiyuan had already smiled flatteringly, and handed her a small leather whip with meticulous workmanship.
"It's all ready for Sister Xiaolian, even if you smoke, you smoke lightly, you have to make up for it when you go back to the master, you might as well draw more, and save our master from doing it himself." ”
The more Pan Xiaolian listened, the more happy she felt, she glanced at Xu Zhiyuan and said, "Zhiyuan...... I haven't seen you for a few days, and now I'm so sensible, not bad. ”
As she spoke, she held the wooden handle and tip of the leather whip in her right hand, and slapped her left palm with the curved part of the middle of the whip, making a piapia sound, she smiled and approached Xue Zha little bit, and finally pulled him back to reality from his beautiful imagination.
"Hmm...... What is she going to do, is it so exciting to come up?"
Xue Zha may have watched too many island romance movies, and is too familiar with some of the props and actions, as soon as he saw Pan Xiaolian in a fiery red dress walking towards him with a small leather whip, all kinds of "chains", "candles", and "small leather whips" appeared in his mind...... The plot.
But when the whip snapped on him, he suddenly woke up: Grandma is a bear, you are really pumping! You don't pay attention to sex at all!
In the sound of whipping, Xue Zha's eyes were about to stare out angrily, Pan Xiaolian screamed a ruthless start, every time he whipped, Xue Zha felt that his bones were about to break, but on the surface, there were no wounds on his clothes, skin and flesh, and there were not even white marks.
"This ...... I've practiced this specially!"
Xue Zhe was going to hate Xu Zhiyuan to death, he said in his heart: You wait for me, boy, when I can speak, Lao Tzu will break your body with idioms!
Xu Zhiyuan, who was next to him, had been observing Xue Zhe's expression, and when the first whip went down, he saw that Xue Zha was just frowning and pumping cold air, as if it was a little painful, but it was not too painful; when the third whip went down, he found that Xue Zhe's expression was wonderful, his eyes were bulging, and the bone joints on his fists made a creaking, creaking and creaking friction sound; and later, Xu Zhiyuan could even guess from the small details of Xue Zhe's blink every time the whip fell: Xue Zhe was already afraid.
"Let you want to marry my Xiaoman, let you be my little uncle, and let you rob me of the Divine Fruit!"
Xu Zhiyuan was enjoying the pleasure of revenge, and suddenly, an eagle's cry came from above his head, and he wondered: Where did the eagle come from in Yunhong Mountain?
The next moment, he suddenly thought of the idiom [chasing wind and electricity] that Dong Chengcheng had just exposed, could it be him?
Xu Zhiyuan's face was gloomy, he looked up at the sky, and was ready to use some tricks to harm Dong Cheng in advance.
But Dong Chengcheng was followed by Xue San, how could this old Jianghu of Wuyun City give Xu Zhiyuan a loophole, he said to Dong Chengcheng early: "You just use your idiom ability, just fly in the sky to attract his attention, be careful, don't be beaten down by him." ”
So Dong Chengcheng disappeared after screaming in the sky, and when Xu Zhiyuan searched with his eyes, he had already taken Xue San to cast a new idiom [quietly].
When Xu Zhiyuan felt a little tired with his head held high, Dong Chengcheng suddenly appeared behind Pan Xiaolian, and he covered Xue San's mouth and said.
"Sister Xiaolian, you ...... The one you whipped with your whip is the little uncle who my master took in the apprentice on behalf of the master and just led him into the mountain gate. ”
Next to him, Xue San was struggling, but he was just an ordinary person, Dong Chengcheng relied on his idiom and physical fitness, covering his mouth and pressing his legs, and didn't let him shout and move.
Pan Xiaolian, who was pumping energetically, heard Dong Chengcheng say this, and looked at Xu Zhiyuan not far away suspiciously.
"Zhiyuan, what's the matter, didn't you say that he was from your master's mountain?"
"yes, yes......"
Xu Zhiyuan said with an unnatural smile, looking at Dong Chengcheng, the threat in his eyes was full of meaning.
But Xue San in Dong Chengcheng's arms couldn't hold it back, if he didn't say anything now, he dared to help Xu Zhiyuan pit the little uncle, it is estimated that this guy can fight with him.
"What's more, senior brother, you don't usually treat me well...... Threaten me and let you die!"
Dong Chengcheng almost didn't need psychological construction, he sold Xu Zhiyuan directly.
"Sister Xiaolian, you don't know the relationship between Senior Brother and Little Senior Sister, do ......you? Tsk tsk!"
Dong Chengcheng glanced at Xu Zhiyuan ambiguously, and then noticed that Pan Xiaolian's eyes were also strange, and then said, "Besides...... This newcomer junior uncle originally had a marriage contract with my junior sister, and because of this, the senior brother found someone to kill him!"
Speaking of this, Pan Xiaolian's eyes when she looked at Xu Zhiyuan were already starting to be unkind, and she even started to walk in the direction of Xu Zhiyuan with a whip.
Xu Zhiyuan waved his hand to explain, but Dong Chengcheng said again: "But our master and Uncle Xiao have an old father who passed away, and it is impossible to let Senior Brother kill Uncle Xiao in front of him!"
"So a few days ago, the master personally went to Wuyun City to save the little uncle, and by the way, he took the identity of our little uncle Yunhongshan and asked the little uncle and the little sister to dissolve the marriage contract, and now the senior brother can openly discuss with the little sister how much dowry to bring when getting married. ”
Speaking of this, Pan Xiaolian had already whipped at Xu Zhiyuan with a whip.
"Kill you rabbit cub, dare to lie to me...... The old lady will kill you!"