In the blink of an eye, it was the fourth day of the case, it was raining lightly in the sky, in front of the gate of the city guard's mansion, there were small men in Tsing Yi who began to sweep back and forth, with this slight rain, the speed of operation was very fast, and the color of the Tang Dynasty gradually disappeared, and a messenger squad leader of the team exhaled a heavy breath in this misty rain, the weather was still warm, and it had never entered winter, but the breath that came out was like rolling up a fog arrow, piercing into the misty wisps in front of him.

"It's so hateful, this week is extraordinary, relying on the voice of the loyal dog, doing this jackal evil thing. ”

The head of the squad just said this, and a guy who followed him stepped forward, and made a gesture with both hands to block the mouth of the squad leader, but after all, he couldn't withstand the blazing gaze of the squad leader, so he had to take two fingers against his lips and whispered urgently:

"Boss, my world pro-boss, why don't you think about it for your sister-in-law, you are talking fast, and your life is gone, what are you trying to do?"

When he said this, he leaned closer again, and turned sideways to the three green skins squatting on the side of the flagpole in the distance, smiling on melon seeds:

"Look at other people's posture, they don't look like they are green, it's not that people are stupid, they look down on us at all. ”

As he spoke, he glanced at the flagpole on the other side, which was called the Shangtang flag, which was used daily for the lord to show the Quartet. Once that flag is erected, it means that there are people in the hall, and those who have grievances and hatreds can come to report the case.

Now the flagpole is put down to the ground, and there is a person stepping on the white painted pole body, because the flagpole was originally inserted on the flagpole, and the half-human flagpole is made of a huge granite polish, and the white flagpole is next to the ground at one end, and the other end is on the pier, and this person steps on the flagpole to play a game that children like very much, called crossing a single-plank bridge.

The two of them just watched dryly, and the man walked up and down the flagpole with a malicious smile, and the white patent leather on the pole kept falling, and the man spread his arms and kept his balance, and from time to time made the illusion that he seemed to have stepped on the air, and then quickly recovered, and when he was having fun, as if he felt the gaze of the two, the man turned back and waved to them warmly.

The young man beside the squad leader immediately put on a flattering smile, bowed his body slightly, and nodded to the man while gritting his teeth:

"Earlier, I sent a little ghost to find him to explore the way, and the Wang Ba thing sent a message, saying that it was Zhou Bufan's words, our master dared to play with him and pretend to be sick, and this yamen didn't want to reopen without his nod. ”

"What does he want?" The head of the squad has a creaking tooth.

The guy stealthily pointed five fingers in front of him, and flipped over:

"I said I wanted this number. ”

"Damn, five thousand taels, why are you for a lifetime. "The head of the squad blew up in one fell swoop.

The man glanced at him in surprise:

"Boss, haven't you woken up? Five thousand taels? That's the head of the Black Armor Army, and you're too underestimated. ”

"Fifty thousand taels? This dog dares to open this mouth? He is not afraid that the master will join him?"

The guy was busy:

"Be quiet, be quiet, maybe other martial arts masters are deaf and clear-sighted, be quiet. And this matter, people are also thorough, the court pressed the three princes to fight last week, and the three princes will never dare to come out at this juncture, and he will decide on this money. ”

Rubbing his hands embarrassedly as he spoke:

"Actually, boss, you haven't figured it out, people don't want 50,000 taels, I have turned it over with my hand, and people want ten. ”

The boss was furious, and before he could finish speaking, he slapped him on the back of the head:

"Then you are more than five fingers, can't you just put a cross!"

Guy grievances:

"Isn't it that one hand can't compare to the cross, Li Zhutou said, the secret agent team, the steel knife in the right hand opens the way, the left hand code waist card, the one-handed code, the standard boss. ”

The head of the team suddenly felt so tired, thinking that Li Zhengqi had not officially taken office and secretly poked and poked this and that, he felt that his mouth was full of uncleanness and unhappiness.

Then the man said:

"Eh, the white paint of the pole is still on me, the paint is dried, the paint is dried, three days, seven processes, the paint of the old Bai family in the south of the city, just looking for someone to find this paint, tsk, the boss is not blowing me, so I have to count it. ”

"Shut up!" the boss shouted angrily.

"Eh, but the boss... ”

"Shut up!"

The boss's intuitive eyes bulged for too long and burned in a panic, and paste began to flow through his head, and he was really a little angry.

"No, boss, the man is here!" said the man, with panic in his voice.

Ah, it's really here. I didn't get angry anymore after work, and tried to squeeze a fake smile out, but I felt that my face was stiff and panicked, so I simply didn't pretend, just stared at the person who came over, and asked from a distance:

"What the hell do you want. ”

The man's face was still full of malice and full of malice, and he joked:

"Tut-tut, at first glance, I haven't mixed outside, what do you want? ”

The team leader's face turned red, and his hand pointed to the ground next to him:

"You guys are too inferior, the front of the government is full of horse manure, and the scoundrels are not doing this!"

The man was still laughing, and he was laughing very cheaply:

"Eh, you can't talk nonsense, this really can't rely on us, if it weren't for your lord's refusal to open the door, would our more than 100 brothers stay here for a night, and the iron body can't bear it, then I have to squint on the horse, you farmers who have never fought before, I don't blame you, what about the horse, that's a beast, what can you do if you want to pull dung?"

"What about the dung bags, the horses are not loaded with dung bags, you just deliberately pulled in front of our door, and changed three shifts to pull, what do you want!" The team leader couldn't see this person's ridiculous attitude, and he was even more embarrassed.

The man laughed, smiling triumphantly, smiling condescendingly. He stretched out a hand with a very perverse expression, his five fingers spread, and he flipped it forward and backward:

"That's the number, huh?"

The squad leader's face was almost green, and he subconsciously glanced sideways at the young man.

Sure enough, this guy agreed with his face, and was whispering:

"One-handed code, one-handed code, that's right!"

The scene was very embarrassing, the situation was very tense, and both sides didn't know how to continue, at this time, but there was a creak, and the three of them followed the reputation, and saw that the gate of the government was slowly opened, and Li Hongyi, the god of arrest, came out in a hurry, glanced left and right, and aimed at the three people, and then walked over after a little thought.

"Yo, Lord Divine Catcher, has always been famous, like thunder, today is a coincidence, I saw the deity. Fortunately, fortunately!", the arrogant smile was slightly restrained, but it still spoke loudly, and the tone was full of ridicule.

Shen Zhu glanced at him with contempt, ignored it, and asked the remaining two:

"What are you two doing here?"

The team leader and the guy were about to reply, when the squeeze over there squeezed over again:

"That's the case, Lao Li, what about the black armor army, in the past two days, in order to guard the door for the lord of Futai, the consumption of soldiers, horses, grain and grass is a little too much, this is not to discuss with the two little brothers? ”

"Who are you?" Before he could finish speaking, the god catcher interrupted him.

owed a flat face, muttered two sentences that were not clean, and smiled like a flower:

"Free of expensive, free of expensive, generally brothers give face, and they all call Brother Yong. ”

Said that it was too late and that was fast, like a thunderclap, like a rock hammer forging steel, the figure of the god catcher was half a step forward, a slap slapped on the face of the underwhelmed, a big tooth was still flying in the air, he bullied half a step, the half-low figure of the right hand clenched the fist and hemmed down, like a heart nest, an elbow slammed into the other party's heart, the strength was so great, the rain that was originally sparse on the two bodies instantly churned, and it was like a strange flower blooming.

Brother Yong turned over and flew out with a terrible howl, landing seven or eight steps away, before the person landed, a strange voice came out of his body, not very loud, but sharp and clear, with this sound came out, people quickly rushed out of the surrounding hidden corners, surrounded and closed at the fastest speed.

The god catcher was not flustered, Shi Shiran stepped forward, casually pulled out the steel knife behind him, and leaned in front of Brother Yong, he picked it twice lightly, and a delicate little whistle was revealed, and he nodded:

"It's a good soldier, but it's a pity that he followed the wrong person. ”

"How is it possible, you are a street patrolman, a dog breed, you dare to kill me?!" Brother Yong's face was fierce, and his eyes were full of incredulity.

The steel knife in the right hand of the god catcher is held in a virtual position, and the waist of the left hand is molded, and a blood-red waist card with a gold wire slip appears in the palm of the hand.

The dense sergeants who surrounded him on the left and right all stopped and did not move, and Li Hongyi looked around and said loudly:

"Qingtian God arrests the order, catches the demons and evils, catches the thieves and thieves, see it like the face of the Son of Heaven, you, if you dare to take a step forward, you will be bullying the king and treason!"

God caught a word and said fiercely:

"Do you want to!"

The surrounding sergeants didn't dare to move, and Brother Yong fell to the ground, and the rain was heavy, crackling and hitting him all over the face, he stretched out his hand and wiped it casually:

"Lord God Catcher, this time let's admit it, you raise your noble hand, let us go, and see each other in the future. ”

He said this sincerely, after all, a god catcher with a divine arrest warrant is not the same as a false name. He gasped a few times, trying to squeeze out some sincerity:

"Speaking of which, we're still colleagues, you say yes. ”

Li Hongyi was originally a little hesitant, but when he heard this, he sighed deeply:

"It's a pity that you're with the wrong person. ”

Then his eyes quickly turned cold, and the knife that was dragging on his side was lifted, and he slashed the ground with a sound, and Brother Yong rose up with one arm to the sky.

"This is an explanation to the third prince and our master. Li Hongyi's tone was as cold as ice.

Brother Yong's face was extremely ugly, his eyes were full of unreasonable confusion, and he kept howling:

"Why, why?"

Until the catcher turned around, the surrounding sergeants picked it up and walked away quickly, he was still shouting. The voice gradually became hoarse, and a sense of madness filled the air, and he hurried away.

It's like

The clown meets the madman.