Chapter 45: The Three Monsters Invent the Cannibalistic Method
It wasn't until dawn that they pulled each other to their feet, and they were too full to use their means, so they only "staggered" into the depths of the forest. Su Yu fled during the day, and was busy all night without sleeping, at this time, he couldn't help but feel sleepy, and lay down under the tree nearby, snoring and sleeping. When he woke up, it was nightfall, and he was about to get up, but he found that his hands and feet were tied again, and three strange people were surrounding him, muttering, "We can't owe favors to others! Yes, we can't owe favors, we can't owe ...... people."
Su Yu struggled and said, "Why did you tie me up, let me go, I'm going to give you barbecue to eat!"
When the three monsters heard the barbecue, they couldn't help but squint their eyes slightly, their noses moved, and they sucked in the air, and after a while, they looked at Su Yu and glared at them: "We can't owe you a favor from the Three Saints of the Netherworld, we need to kill you today!"
The other two shouted: "Yes, yes, we have to pay back the favors we owe to others, so we never owe favors to others! If we kill you today, we don't have to pay it back! We don't have to pay it back! We're smart! We're so smart!
Su Yu was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat, and after a moment's pause, he saw that the three monsters had tossed enough, and they each gathered around again, and his eyes were full of fierce light, so he hurriedly shouted: "Slow! It's not difficult for you to kill me, but you don't know how to kill me?"
The three strange people were about to make a move, but they were stunned by his question, one of them stretched out its claws, and Guang Hanhan gestured in front of Su Yu: "Then naturally I used my claws to cut your stomach open, pull out your intestines, drag, drag, and then bite off! Eat again, eat! Eat it all and then you die!"
As he spoke, he raised his claws and was about to start, when another strange man also jumped over, blocked in front of Su Yu, clapped and laughed: "I know, I know! I must have smashed you to death with a stone, and then I will rip off your skull and drink your brain! Drink, drink! Then, you will die!
So he went around looking for a big rock.
The last strange man also hurriedly ran over and said, "None of them are right! I should hang you on a tree, eat a leg today, and eat an arm tomorrow!
Before he could finish laughing, the strange man next to him picked up his claws and slapped him, beating the strange man to the ground, and scolded viciously: "You should cut your belly and eat your intestines! My idea is the best! That's why I'm the smartest!"
Where is the beaten strange man still willing, a sharp shout, then rushed up, the two monsters each waved their claws, beat each other, the other strange man at this time grabbed a stone in his hand, not convinced, waved the stone in his hand, smashed at the two strange people, and kept saying angrily: "I'm smart! Or am I smart! You two are fools!"
The three strange men only beat their noses and swollen faces, their heads broke and flowed, and they screamed again, and they were entangled all night, and the sky was faint before they were gone.
Su Yu was hungry and was tied up for another day, and after dark, the three monsters reappeared, still discussing how to kill Su Yu, and they were annoyed in three or two sentences, and they had to fight again. Su Yu had already had enough, afraid that they would be endless, and he would starve to death sooner or later, so he hurriedly said: "Don't be in a hurry to fight, and listen to me!"
The three monsters stopped for the time being, and one of them jumped up to Su Yu and said with a smile: "Do you think my idea is the best?
The other also hurriedly came over and said, "No, no, it's still my idea!" I'll hit you with a stone, and the brain will burst, and with a "bang" sound, like a flower, and then go up and dig out the brain and eat it!
The third one also ran over and said hurriedly: "Fool, fool! Eat the intestines with your stomach open, but there is still in the intestines! You are not afraid of stinking to death! You are still fragrant! You are a fool! Big fool!"
After that, he pointed to another strange man: "You hit him on the head with a stone, and his head exploded, and the brain* of the white flower flower will not all collapse? Can you still dig and eat? You are also a fool, you are all fools!"
"Or my idea is the best, dig a piece today, dig a piece tomorrow, and have bloody fresh meat to eat every day, more to satisfy your cravings?"
After that, Ha Lazi was already dripping out of his mouth, and he didn't forget to look at Su Yu with expectant eyes, and asked, "Right?
Su Yu was frightened when he heard this, and hurriedly shook his head and said: "What you said is an excellent idea, but you are all so smart, there is no way to distinguish between high and low, so why don't I tell you an idea, if any of you agree, it means that he is the smartest!!"
The three monsters came to their senses when they heard this, and hurriedly put their ears to Su Yu's mouth and said, "You say, you say, let's listen!"
Su Yu said: "You eat my barbecue, and you don't want to take favors, in fact, this matter is not difficult, I think the three of you are martial arts, it is better for each of you to teach me a trick, even if you repay me a favor, in this way, you don't owe me anymore! And in the future, I can give you barbecue meat every day, and you don't have to bear favors! Wouldn't it be better?"
The three monsters listened and looked at each other, two of them scratched their ears and cheeks, and hesitated, and one of them raised his hand high and said, "Okay! I ...... it."
Before he finished speaking, the two people next to him, afraid of falling behind, hurriedly raised their hands and shouted: "Good idea! Good idea! It's the same as I thought, the same!"
Su Yu hurriedly praised: "You all agree! It shows that you are all equally smart!"
One of them looked at Su Yu and corrected, "No, no, it's extremely smart!
The three weirdos sang and danced, happily untying Su Yu.
Su Yu had just gotten up and moved his sour body, when a strange man jumped over and said: "The three of us are the Three Saints of the Netherworld, and we also have a big brother called the Netherworld Sect Master, I am the Great Sage, he is the Second Sage, and he is the Third Sage, so I am the boss, I want to teach it first! My Turtle Shrinkage Skill is the most powerful! Now I will teach you! Teach you!"
After that, he wanted to pull Su Yu to practice, and the other two also ran over, each pulling Su Yu, to teach first, after a while, Su Yu was torn by them and his limbs were torn apart, and he hurriedly shouted: "Don't worry, listen to me, otherwise it will be like this!"
He pointed to one of the weirdos with his hand: "You are the boss, you teach me first!"
The boss immediately danced and applauded.
Su Yu pointed to the second child and said, "What about you, the second one, but every time you eat barbecue, you sit in the middle!"
The second child listened to the barbecue and sat on the chairman, and immediately became happy, sat on the ground, clapped his hands and feet together, and agreed excitedly.
The third child was so angry that he turned black, turned around, and shook his hands indiscriminately: "They're all right!
Su Yu hurriedly came over and said: "Although the third child is the last to teach me, and he doesn't sit on the chairman, every time he eats barbecue, he is the first to eat!"
Then he leaned over the third child and muttered: "You are the first to eat meat, you are the most advantageous!"
The third child's face immediately cleared, and he turned his head on the ground again and again, shouting: "Okay! Okay! I'll be the first to eat meat! I'll be the first to eat meat!"
The Great Sage was anxious to teach him his own turtle shrinking skills, and in a blink of an eye, he shrunk himself into a ball, the size of a tanuki, jumping up and down around everyone, Su Yu praised again and again, and he was even more excited. It's just that Su Yu has no food for a day, he is dizzy with hunger, and he looked at the Great Sage and said: "Your kung fu is really amazing, it's just that I haven't eaten for a day, and I'm so hungry that I don't have the strength to learn, if you can get some meat, I'll roast it, everyone eats while I learn, wouldn't it be better?"
After hearing this, the two saints and the three saints were like smelling the aroma of barbecue, clapping and stomping their feet, shouting and shouting, and they were extremely excited. The Great Sage didn't know how to show off his kung fu, but he was also happy when he heard it, and said, "What's so difficult about this?
After speaking, I saw him run to the bottom of a tree, still shrunk his body, like a raccoon, climbed straight to the top of the tree, grabbed a handful in the bird's nest, stuffed the bird inside into his arms, and then, ran to the end of the branch, through the branch swing a few times, jumped in the air, the black shadow was in the air, had already reached the tree of another big tree, and the bird's nest above was also dug out, he jumped back and forth on the treetops of a dozen trees around, the bird in his arms could not be put down, and then along the trunk of a tree, head down, "whoosh" With a bang, it flew in front of several people and shook more than a dozen birds to the ground.
Su Yu asked the two saints to find a way to get some water, the two saints were overjoyed, and immediately hit their heads with both hands, Su Yu didn't know what to mean, and looked at it in a daze, and the smoke steamed on the two saints' heads after a while, took a few steps back, jumped, and hit the ground head, Su Yu was startled, and when he looked again, the two saints were gone.
After half a pillar of incense, I heard someone underground shouting: "The water is coming, the water is coming!"
As soon as the sound passed, I saw the muddy water of the second saint coming out of the ground, and at the entrance of the hole he came out of, a clear spring slowly flowed out.
Su Yu was very happy, and at the mouth of the hole, he dug a pit with a short knife, and when the water was full, he washed the birds in the water, skewered them with branches, and then lit a fire under the pile of branches for barbecue. When the birds were cooked, several people each had a bunch, the great sage, the second sage showed off their skills, very proud, while eating and blowing, only the third sage while eating, while muttering sullenly: "What's the matter? Look at me tomorrow to get a big fat deer! My ninjutsu can chase the deer and the horse, none of you can compare! Hmph!"
Su Yu hurriedly said: "That's it! Yes! The ninja technique of the three saints is a divine skill, it is extremely powerful, I will count on you tomorrow night!"
When the three saints heard this, they smiled again.