Time flies, and the white horse flies.

The rolling Yangtze River is passing away in the east, and things change and the stars move a few degrees in autumn.

Lin Hua thanked Chunhong, too hurried,

Helpless towards the cold rain and late wind,

Rouge tears, drunk together, when heavy.

Since people grow hate. Long hate.

Li Xiuping woke up again in a daze, and his sanity began to recover.

The main reason is that I can't memorize the poem, otherwise I can sleep until the sky is old and the sea is dry and rotten.

"What do people hate?

It's over, my handsome body is being tightened, and life and death are worth playing.

Now my perfect brain is about to solidify, and my wisdom is obscured. ”

His mind was muddy, he was still very angry when he got up, and then he was clever.

"Help, is there anyone, help me, is there anyone in this damn place!!"

After shivering all over, he finally figured out the situation and began to ask for help repeatedly.

He woke up three days ago and had a nursery rhyme coiling in his head.

It seems that the magical melody in my ears has been singing, "Left Feifei, Right Feifei~".

And then there was the childish sound of surprise.

"Hello~"

"I'm fine, I'm fine, no, no, no, no, I'm not good, help~" The first thing he did when he woke up was to shout loudly for help.

However, there was silence all around, not at all, as if the voice had never appeared.

It's as if everything that happened before was a dream.

So he began to cry for help every once in a while, and the fragments of stones that were in his mouth had long since disappeared.

I don't know if I was going to make fried rice when I was asleep, tofu brain, etc., and swallowed it in my stomach.

After all, you can make a voice and speak.

Thinking of fried rice, he couldn't help but think crookedly again.

Pineapple fried rice, pan-fried fish steak, green apple juice.

"Stop, you foodie!" he yelled angrily at his true self.

"When is it, can you save some effort!"

"There has already been a lesson, the best period for rescue has been missed, this time, no matter who comes, you have to seize the opportunity, well, don't think about food anymore!"

He silently cheered himself up in his heart.

After feeling my body a little, I found that all five senses had returned one after another.

He could feel his legs and his right hand, but his left hand was nothing.

"Finally, I still have to play Yang, the shape of the one-armed prawn is good, but I always feel that something is missing, and I don't give a disability certificate in this era, and I don't even have a disability fund!"

He finally wanted to crook away again, "It's so inhumane, I shed blood for the country!"

The emotions suddenly became excited, and suddenly there was an unfamiliar response from the position of the left hand.

Like a burning stick, it was originally black and lifeless, and then slowly lit up in the silence of extinguishing.

A scorching breath crept up the arm, past the elbow, around the shoulder, hovered over the heart, and then disappeared again.

"What's the situation?"

He felt five fingers regain consciousness one by one, then the palms, then the arms, and then numbness filling half of his body.

Anyway, Li Xiuping practiced the so-called "Ten Thousand Laws Breaking Fist", and it was easy to carry the bloodline.

Immediately, the raging qi and blood rushed away, destroying the withering and decaying blood veins, and the left hand completely returned to consciousness.

"Fortunately, it turned out that it wasn't a phantom limb, it scared me to death, and I thought I would have to use one hand to eat and go to the toilet in the future.

Oh, it's scary to think about, and I'll tease Sister Xiaoping in the future. ”

Suddenly he fell silent.

I don't know what happened to Sister Xiaoping, and I don't know if the stupid third child can survive if he falls from such a high place?

And the deer king, wasn't he the deer king originally, so who is he?

"And that damn immortal!"

Thinking of the so-called immortal on Yulong Mountain, he was angry.

The deer king, who didn't know who it was, was obviously a stupid person who didn't know anything, and he told him that immortals were demons.

made his originally nervous mood relax a lot at once, and there was some inexplicable intimacy.

Speaking of which, it's also because I've been with the so-called demons for too long, and the subconscious in my heart regards the demons as poor people struggling in helplessness.

So the mentality is different, not going all out at the beginning.

Always thinking, maybe we can talk about it, maybe he has a last resort?

As a result, he was a sword immortal as soon as he came up, a real sword immortal.

The stupid third man didn't know whether he was alive or dead, he was also stabbed with a sword in the chest, and he could still feel that the position on his chest was still a mess, and it was all nothingness.

"Damn the Stinky Deer King!"

He was angry, and he almost figured out what was going on.

This white-haired guy wasn't a good thing, and he counted them all in early.

I don't know what exactly the immortal didn't find in his body in the end, but it's obvious that this is a dead end.

He traded his life for the desperate gamble of the last immortal.

"And that white-haired hooked nose!" he remembered another.

"It's easy and enjoyable to rob while it's hot, and it's definitely not a good person.

At that time, the look in his eyes was in the shape of schadenfreude throughout, and he didn't pay attention to the life and death of several of them at all.

"What's going on!" Li Xiuping was full of resentment.

"All of them are talents, they all use others as chess pieces, and they don't treat people as people!

I, Jia Baoyu, who has been a wise and martial artist for a lifetime, really ended up with a white and vast land, so refreshing?"

"Bastard~~"

He was so angry that he didn't know who to talk to.

"Huh, the stone speaks?" a voice interjected.

"Eh, eh?" Li Xiuping was startled, and found that quietly, there was an extra person next to him?

He could hear that this voice was the "hello" he was thinking about~"

"Stone, stone, are you talking, are you also a youkai?"

The childish voice asked again, a little closer.

"It's me, it's me!" Li Xiuping was overjoyed.

"Are you the left Feifei? Right Feifei? Is that you?"

"I'm not called Zuo Feifei~" The voice was closer, and Li Xiuping finally heard it clearly, it turned out to be a little girl.

"My name is Lin Xiuxiu, the one who rests and rests~"

"Oh, it's Sister Ikyu!"

Li Xiuping habitually talked nonsense, and said, "Do you know where this is? Are we underground?"

"Underground?" Lin Xiuxiu chuckled for a while before he added:

"Where is the underground, this is Sunset Mountain, the Sleepless Forest, you are such a big stone spirit, don't you even know where you are?"

"Stone Spirit?!" Li Xiuping felt insulted, have you ever seen such a wise and martial stone spirit.

After thinking about it, he asked again, "What do you think I look like?"

"There are a lot of them~" The little girl was innocent, thinking about it and telling him at the same time.

"Like the pine cones on the tree, like the flower balls of the phoenix flowers, and, and, hee-hee, black, like the balls of the little rabbit~"

"Oh, it turned out to be a ball", Li Xiuping understood.

It turned out that he fell from the sky that day, and his whole body blood and qi were released, breaking through the Sage Pavilion, and by the way, he also shattered everything about the immortals.

The blood qi mixed with the broken sword of the immortal, and wrapped a lot of things along the way, and finally melted a ball.

"Hehe, this little girl is full of answers, and she is talking about things that I have never thought about, and Sunset Mountain, Sleepless Forest, I have never heard of these places"

Li Xiuping was very happy, it turned out that it was not an illusion, someone was really coming.

He went through the mess of self-comfort, self-denial, self-affirmation, and self-identification, and molded himself into a perfect foodie with a great memory in his heart, because he has a psychological foundation.

He knew that if a person lives in a claustrophobic environment in isolation for a long time, it is inevitable that there will be mental problems, and many people will create a savior in their own spiritual world.

It could be a companion, it could be another self, or it could be an experience.

The former can refer to Tom Hanks's "Desert Island Aftermath", the second can refer to Bruce Willis's "The Sixth Sense", and the last can be applied to the horror classic "Invasion of Darkness"

Then when I came back to my senses, I realized that everything was illusory, and at that time, I had a nervous breakdown and could never turn back.

So Li Xiuping was afraid that he finally jumped into the fog with one foot and fell into confusion from then on.

Because of this, he has always firmly guarded his heart, did not take the initiative to report his name, and did not confess his true self.

Now that he had finally determined that what was happening was a living reality, he was in high spirits.

My brain was also a little active, and I suddenly remembered the poem I had forgotten earlier.

"Stone, stone, what's your name~" Lin Xiuxiu saw that he didn't speak for a long time, and then he got very close, and posted it up and asked.

It just so happened that Li Xiuping was already in a state of believing in the reins of the horse in his mind, so he opened his mouth and came, "Shui Changdong, it turns out to be Shui Changdong!"

"Oh~ The name is so strange, why can the stone spirit be surnamed water?"

"Hahahaha, I'm not a stone spirit", Li Xiuping was in a good mood, and finally saw the hope of getting out of trouble.

"Little sister, I accidentally fell into the rock, do you have a way to get me out?"

"Ah, smash it open~" The little girl was at a loss, looking at such a big stone in front of her, she was a little stupid, and she was not born with divine powers?

"Eh~~", Li Xiuping sighed deliberately, and he was actually a little helpless in his heart.

"It's a pity that it's a little girl, how good it would be if Liu Agarwood was carrying the Baolian lamp, she would go out all of a sudden, and she would have an extra son. ”

He secretly began to think in his heart, in fact, he had asked this on purpose just now.

How could a little girl open a big rock?

But I can't stand the fact that there is a vixen in the stone right now, and there are many tricks.

From a psychological point of view, if he directly said to the little girl, you go and help me find a few adults and help me get the stone away, then there are two possibilities for the little girl to go back.

One is to play on the road, go home and sleep after eating, and then forget about it.

Then the second way is to go home and tell the adults what is in the stone, and then the adults beat them, and they are either accused of lying or they have run into a youkai.

In either case, after a beating and a few days of grounding, a little girl will probably never appear again.

So he's a vixen.

First of all, he emphasized that he was not a youkai, but accidentally fell into a stone.

You can say that there is a crack in the stone, or there is a hole, and it makes sense, at least when you go back to find an adult, you will not be beaten without saying anything.

Again, he didn't give her ideas first, but directly sought the help of the little girl.

This planted a seed of obsession in her heart.

This is what she herself wants to do, and it is she Lin Xiuxiu herself who is begged to be asked.

Therefore, no matter who Lin Xiuxiu goes to in the end, it is her own effort, not an ordinary message, and she may forget about it when she turns her head.

In this way, she will keep this obsession firmly in mind, and even if there are some obstacles, she will think of various ways to accomplish what she has determined to do.

Nine times out of ten, you'll call someone else for help.

"No~" Sure enough, Lin Xiuxiu didn't know what he was outside and smashed it for a while, and the banging sound was quite loud.

But after only a while, it stopped, "The stone is not broken at all, it seems that it will not work~"

"That's right, that's right! No, that's right!" Li Xiuping was secretly happy in his heart.

Think of another way, believe in yourself, you can think of it!

But Lin Xiuxiu has a strange head, and he doesn't follow the routine when he thinks about problems.

"I'm too young, or Shui Changdong, you wait for me, I'll grow up in a few years~"

“。。。。。。 ”

Li Xiuping had a batch of alpacas galloping past in his heart, so he had to take a decision, so he followed the temptation.

"The child has little strength, yes, it's me who didn't think it through, I don't blame you, otherwise, do you live nearby, what about the adults in your family, is there that kind of strong body, can open mountains and break rocks?

Go and call one, and count me as the man who owes you three sticks of candy. ”

He thought to himself, go back to Lin Xiuxiu and call an adult, and I will perform a Nezha for them in minutes.

Nine times out of ten, the children will go crazy with joy, and if they can't say it's good, they will bow their heads, and many students can't say for sure.

As for the sugar-noodle man, he didn't know what it smelled like when he was trapped in a stone, and he probably had a clean and slippery amount of money.

Even if there is a sugar noodle person, it will be her turn to Lin Xiuxiu? I will talk about it later, and I will give ten in the future.

Thinking so, I felt that in order to prevent the child from turning back and resenting him, I thought of adding another identity.

"Who do you think I am, and why am I in the stone?"

He pretended to be unfathomable, and his tone was low and slow.

"Aren't you Shui Changdong, surnamed Shui, that's the water demon?" the little girl thought as a matter of course.

"Ho ho ho ho~" Li Xiuping felt that he should add a mustache of Santa Claus, and said, "Actually, I am an immortal. . . ”

Before she finished speaking, the little girl outside quickly jumped away, and her voice suddenly became sharp:

"You're an immortal!?Immortals deserve to die!"