"Lao Tzu won't be so unlucky, there was an earthquake as soon as I came to the school, didn't I go out today to look at the yellow calendar, or did I step on a dog while walking?" Li Tian felt the earth tremble slightly, and the depression in his heart Ah, there have been many earthquakes around the world in recent years.

"Children's shoes, wait......"

At this moment, a voice came into Li Tian's ears, Li Tian stopped, glanced strangely into the distance, and suddenly felt a big head, this earthquake should be the footsteps of the fat man, it can be eaten like this, it is also the best.

After Li Tian figured out the reason for the incident, he did not respond to the obscene fat man, and continued to walk, looking around, like a hillbilly, looking at the architectural style of the school.

"Little children's shoes, wait for me!" The obscene fat man saw that Li Tian ignored him, and shouted again, Li Tian still didn't respond, didn't nominate or mention his surname, who the ghost knows who you are shouting?

After walking a few steps, a big hand suddenly fell on Li Tian's shoulder, at this time, Li Tiancai stopped, looked back at the obscene fat man, and said: "What do you want to do, do I know you? are all big men, can you not be so kind, my sexual orientation is very normal!"

"I'm not a base, I just saw you open the back door so freely, and you were sent by my goddess car, which really makes me Zhu Daneng admire!" Zhu Daneng smiled at Li Tianhehe: "Look at you like this, you must be new, I will cover you in the future, no one in the academy will dare to bully you!"

Zhu Daneng patted the fat on his chest, and said with a bang, as if he was the only one in the whole world, which made Li Tian speechless for a while, your sister, you must be optimistic about the yellow calendar next time you go out.

It is reasonable for Li Tian to have this kind of thought, only from the day he returned to China, what strange things can be said to have been encountered by him, just on the day he returned to China, he was forced to get married, even if he opened a room in the hotel, he could still be broken into by mistake and had a relationship with a strange woman.

originally thought that at the beginning of a new day, everything that happened yesterday would be a thing of the past, but unexpectedly, the entrance to school was blocked by the security guards, and he lost five hairy old men for no reason.

"Let go!" Li Tiandao.

"I won't sprinkle it, unless you are my little brother!" Zhu Daneng's right hand that grabbed Li Tian's shoulder used a little more force, completely revealing a dead face, as if Li Tian didn't agree and wouldn't let go.

Li Tian looked at Zhu Daneng's underbeaten appearance, a little annoyed, and immediately shook his whole body, an invisible force erupted, and in an instant, Zhu Daneng felt a numbness in his palm, which was directly transmitted to his whole body along the hand bones, and even felt a burst of paralysis in his mind.

"This is internal strength, a master among masters, a master who can only be seen in martial arts novels!" Zhu Daneng did not let go, but grabbed Li Tian's shirt even harder, revealing a look of worship.

Seeing that Zhu Daneng was still so stubborn, Li Tian's right hand suddenly poked out into the form of an eagle's claw, as fast as lightning, and before Zhu Daneng could figure out what was going on, Li Tian's five-finger paw prints buckled Zhu Daneng's pulse, making Zhu Daneng feel powerless.

"It hurts, it hurts, the boss lets it go......"

Zhu Daneng frantically shook his right hand, and the tears of pain were about to come out, but he couldn't break away from Li Tian's five-finger paw prints, as if the five-finger paw prints were connected with his pulse, so it confirmed the thoughts in Zhu Daneng's heart, and he was really a master.

"Get out!" Li Tian let out a voice indifferently, then let go of his right hand and continued to stroll out.

"Poof!"

Li Tian just took two steps, suddenly, the ground trembled, looking back, Zhu Daneng actually knelt on the ground with both knees, Li Tian said with interest: "What are you doing? I can't afford this kind of gift, not to mention that I just got married, I can't give me such a big son for no reason, I have a bad heart, I can't stand this kind of stimulation!"

Zhu Daneng didn't seem to be angry, hugged Li Tian's thigh, and said loudly: "God, boss, you can't accept apprentices!"

Hearing this, Li Tian had an urge to vomit blood, completely confused, who can tell me what happened, a fat man who can no longer be obscene, actually hugged my thigh in broad daylight, under the bright sky, what is the meaning of the festival? I don't have that kind of hobby yet.

"Let go!"

"I won't let go, and I won't let go if I die!" Zhu Daneng showed a gesture that if you don't accept me as an apprentice, I won't let go, and hugged Li Tian's thigh.

If you can learn a trick and a half on Li Tian, there will be hope for picking up girls in the future.

......

The more he thought about it, the more obscene Zhu Daneng's eyes became, and at the same time, the more kind his eyes looked at Li Tian, and people who didn't know might think that there was something wrong with this guy's sexual orientation.

"Whoosh!"

Looking at Zhu Daneng's obscene appearance, Li Tian trembled, his pores dilated, and he had goosebumps all over his body.

"Don't let go, believe it or not, I'll break your arm!" Li Tian's eyes faintly became cold, making Zhu Daneng couldn't help but shiver, like falling into an ice cellar, but when he thought of the hope of picking up girls in the future, he turned his heart sideways and said: "If you don't let go, you won't let go, twist my arm, I won't let go, anyway, if you don't accept me as an apprentice today, you won't let go if you kill me!"

Nima, where did this come from?

Li Tian had an urge to scold people in his heart, and he encountered this kind of superb product on the first day of school, which was simply unlucky.

Then, I only heard Zhu Daneng hehehe: "Master, it is not easy to find such an apprentice who is thirsty for art, except for me Zhu Daneng, there is no second person in the world, and a generation of grandmasters like you who are dignified, dashing, beautiful and wise, and fascinated by thousands of girls, there is no apprentice who looks like a dog and is too unpretentious!"

"it!"

Li Tian couldn't help but spit out a dirty word, and said, "What kind of suave and suave, what kind of person looks like a dog, are you hurting me?"

"It's the apprentice who looks like a dog!"

"Of course I know it's you!"

Li Tian continued: "If you ask me to accept a person who looks like a dog as an apprentice, what will people think of me, do you want people to point at me and say, that person is a master who looks like a dog?

The masters in martial arts novels are like this, he must be testing my patience, I must hold on, Zhu Daneng roared in his heart, holding Li Tian's thighs in his arms with both hands, and he didn't let go of him even if he was killed, how could he let go of such a good thigh?

"You're not done, if you don't let go, I'll let you know how the disabled are caused!" Li Tian said fiercely, with a look of bitterness on his face, so he concluded that it was not appropriate to go out today, and he must look at the yellow calendar next time.

"Master, you are so ruthless to give up a good disciple who defy the sky, but there is only one chance, once you lose it, there will be no second chance!" Zhu Daneng begged with a hard face, Li Tian completely had no choice but to take Zhu Daneng, and said: "If you don't let go, don't you, that's good, you can hold it for as long as you want!"

When the words fell, Li Tian stopped talking nonsense and began to stroll, as if the three-hundred-pound fat man did not pose any substantial threat to him at all, and carried Zhu Daneng towards a teaching building.

"You see that lewd pig actually holding a boy's thigh in broad daylight, is there something wrong with that lewd pig's sexual orientation?"

Soon, this scene attracted many other college students on campus, and immediately attracted a cheer.

"Wow, that person has so much strength, he is definitely a fierce man, really powerful, three hundred pounds of human flesh sandbag on his leg can still walk casually, I worship it so much!"

There was a girl who showed a look of admiration, and suddenly attracted many people around to look at it.

"Wow, there is such a handsome male god in the world, what a perfect existence, I'm finished, I'm deeply attracted to him!" A girl held her cheeks in both hands, revealing a look.