Chapter 235: Bad Jokes......
These supervisors actually really regretted it, if they knew that the other party was an official of the second grade, they wouldn't dare to offend the other party even if they lent them a few guts.
However, Jiang Xie doesn't care if they regret it or not, as long as they offend him, they will naturally have to pay the price.
So he warned: "I'll forgive you for the rest, but if you come to this vegetable market next time and bully these vegetable sellers, I'll completely kill you, believe it?"
I go, do you mean to let them go? It seems that this anti-corruption bureau chief is arrogant on the surface, but in fact he is quite easy to speak.
However, when they first had this thought, Jiang Xie said again: "Forgive you for your offense to me, not only does it show that you forgive your offense to this old woman, so punishment is still needed." ”
Your sister, you still have to do this kind of operation, they really believe this ...... wrong.
Jiang Xie couldn't help but pout when he saw these people, how could they be so easily frightened to pee their pants? This is simply lowering the image of the villain.
Of course, Jiang Xie will not be merciful to these people, when they bully those helpless vegetable sellers, they look like they are hanging to the sky.
This kind of person naturally has to clean up when he sees it, so he thinks for a moment before saying: "I have three options here, you can pick them, the first is to eat a hundred buckets of for one person, the second is to play each other's small kiki a hundred times, and the third is to run naked for a hundred days, that is, the kind that has to go to work and go shopping naked every day, and is not allowed to appear, do not go out and other phenomena, otherwise after you find out, you know the consequences." ”
After Jiang Xie said these three options, these supervisors almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, what kind of options are these TMs, how do you let them choose?
No matter which one you choose, it's the kind of spinning ...... that can disgust people for a lifetime.
Everyone can't help but sympathize with these prison markets, and the people who can come up with such an option are simply devilish beings.
Mrs. Qin looked at Jiang Xie and couldn't help but show a smile, this kid is really shocking......
"Yes...... Can you not choose it, my lord?" several people were horrified, if they really had to choose this option, it would be dead!
To their surprise, Jiang Xie nodded and said, "Of course you can!"
As soon as these words came out, several prisoners seemed to have gone from hell to heaven all at once, and they felt that the world was so beautiful.
The onlookers couldn't help but be a little surprised, could it be that this little brother really wanted to let go of these prison spots? Sure enough, the young man was still too soft-hearted.
Mrs. Qin shook her head, if this thing would have such good intentions, it would not be the person who could put forward those three options.
Mrs. Qin's thoughts were true, and after a while, Jiang Xie showed a sunny smile and said: "If you don't choose, you can go directly to the Japanese sow a hundred times, well, it's such a happy decision!"
If you don't choose, how can it be more disgusting than choosing? Sure enough, you are a black-bellied, and they will believe you in the future, they will be SB!
Mrs. Qin couldn't help but twitch her mouth, this person was too undisciplined......
And the system complained: "Sao Nian, how much hatred do you have with the sow...... ”
In the end, these supervisors had to choose to play each other's small kiki a hundred times, after all, compared to other options, at least it could be so embarrassing...... It's a big deal to become a eunuch, how can you be right?
After letting these supervisors compensate the old woman for her losses, they warned them again that they were not allowed to treat these vegetable sellers like this, so they let them go to the grove and play the little kiki on their own.
These vegetable sellers and this old woman, seeing that Jiang Xie helped them out of a bad breath, thanked Jiang Xie one after another, Jiang Xie is naturally very bad at this kind of occasion, so they coped with a few words, and left here with Mrs. Qin.
This is the result of corruption in the court, and the people are miserable. Jiang Xie and Madam Qin walked together, and suddenly broke the silence.
Mrs. Qin didn't answer and just said, "I thought you would go to their boss for trouble and solve the expensive matter of this vegetable market stall." ”
Jiang Xie shook his head and said: "These things can't be solved overnight, and when the Anti-Corruption Bureau has enough manpower, it will naturally solve these troubles, after all, there are more problems caused by corruption than this." ”
Madam Qin nodded, and she didn't say anything, as if she wasn't interested in these things at all.
Jiang Xie had no choice but to continue to take care of himself: "So if you want to change the anti-corruption, you must first cure the most corrupt place in the imperial city in order to deter the people below, but the most corrupt place is currently the escape of the Nine Heavens Prefect and the Great Wind Pavilion." ”
Mrs. Qin paused, and after a long time, she said, "If you want to know about the success of meat, it's not impossible for me to tell you, but you also offended me, so you have to make me laugh first." ”
Hearing this, Jiang Xie was immediately overjoyed, it seemed that the misunderstanding had been resolved, but he still had to make the widow laugh, and Jiang Xie was a little out of ideas.
After all, he has a lot of ideas in his head, but they are all dirty ideas or whole ideas, and there is really no idea to make the girl laugh.......
The only thing he could think of was to buckle the soles of the other party's feet, which should have made him laugh, but he knew that if he did, he felt that he would be bombarded by ......the other party, and there would be no scum left.
So this trick will definitely not work, Jiang Xie touched his chin and thought about it seriously, is there any other anti-law that can make people laugh.
In this way, Jiang Xie kept thinking about it, and the time of a stick of incense passed after a while, which made Mrs. Qin very speechless, she said that, just to find a step down, so you do something funny, she just smiled, she had to think about ......it for a long time as if she was constipated.
So I had to remind: "Actually, you can tell a joke, or make a grimace or anything...... ”
Jiang Xie refused without thinking about it: "No, I'm a serious man, how can I be so perfunctory?"
However, as soon as he finished speaking, he was glared at by Mrs. Qin's eyes, which means that you hurry up and finish your perfunctory ...... , so he had to cough and change his words: "Why don't I tell you a joke?"
Mrs. Qin nodded cooperatively, saying that if you talk about it, I promise to laugh immediately, and we will get down to business.
"The owner of the small shop downstairs recently made his own sauce pig's trotters to sell, the taste is good, I went to buy it at night, there are only 5 left, I bought them all, and the little sister who collected the money asked me: Do you eat alone? I said yes, she said loudly: You will get fat. I said, "It's okay, it's fat and strong." She whispered: Tell you secretly, this is not delicious, don't buy so much! I wondered, what's wrong with this little girl. I said: It's okay, I like to eat. She was a little upset. When packing for me, she finally couldn't help but say: The boss said that if the store closes and the sauce pig's trotters are not sold out, they will bring them back for me to eat. So Jiang Xie told Mrs. Qin a cold joke that he knew......