Chapter 137: Dragon and Phoenix Inn
Although the kid named Tian Rongguan had been saying that Jiang Ergou's sword was not very good, he played for half an hour before he reluctantly returned the Tongque Sword to Ergou.
When he was leaving, he also asked the name of the sword, and when he learned that the name of the long sword in his hand was Bronze Sparrow, he sighed several times and shook his head several times.
"Alas, the appearance of this sword was not good, and now it has taken such a non-murderous name, what else can I expect the person who made this sword to be able to do anything?"
While shaking his head, Tian Rongguan turned his head to Jiang Ergou and said.
"I, I advise you to change your name as soon as possible, not to mention what it is called to subdue the dragon and subdue the demon! At the very least, you should also take a domineering name such as killing and breaking the soul, so that when you are hostile to someone, you have already suppressed the opponent in momentum before you make a move, and it will naturally be easy to win. ”
Jiang Ergou, who was so angry, took the copper finch and kicked the kid's buttocks, with little force, and the latter didn't hide, but symbolically rubbed his butt with his hand after being kicked.
"Hurry up and go home, boy! your mother is calling you home for dinner!"
Tian Rongguan made a grimace at Jiang Ergou, and it is estimated that today's experience will also become the story in his mouth the next time he talks to a ranger who has arrived at this Lantian Pass.
"Boy!"
Looking at Tian Rongguan's back gradually moving away, Ergou seemed to think of something, and quickly stopped him, and the latter stopped and turned to look at Jiang Ergou, his expression was very puzzled.
"I don't know if the hero you met last time deliberately concealed or forgot this stubble, but what I want to tell you is that there are two things in the rivers and lakes that are much more precious than swords and wine. ”
Hearing this, Tian Rongguan was even more puzzled, it seemed that it was difficult for him to think of anything more beautiful than the sword and wine in the rivers and lakes.
"Remember, in addition to practicing swords, you also need to pay attention and look at it carefully, it must be those little girls' bulging breasts and straight buttocks, don't blame me for not reminding you, if you don't even see these two things after walking through the rivers and lakes, then you will suffer a big loss!"
I thought that after listening to it, I would be able to solve the doubts in my heart, but Ergou's answer made him more completely puzzled, and his big eyes were full of puzzlement, as if to say, don't those women just have a few taels of meat more than men?
But for a half-grown son like Tian Rongguan who has never been out of Lantian Pass, he naturally doesn't know what's good about his bulging chest and ass.
And Ergou didn't explain much about it after he finished speaking, looking at Tian Rongguan's puzzled face, he laughed and turned around and walked out.
It's just that when he turned around, Ergou said softly in a voice that only he could hear.
"Tian Rongguan, as you said yourself, when you have drunk wine and practiced swords, it is best to come back quickly after seeing the little lady's breasts and buttocks, because this river and lake is really not as beautiful as you think!"
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Jiang Ergou followed a convoy out of the customs, and it cost him thirty taels of silver, and it was true that Lantian Pass was the best choice to get out, but if there was no certain relationship, it would not be able to get out.
But there are too many rangers who want to go out of the customs to wander around, so it has become another industry for these caravans to let them pretend to be caravansera's bodyguards and take them out of the customs together.
I don't make a lot of money, but no matter how small the mosquito meat is, it's not meat, and even if you can't make a tooth sacrifice, it's excellent to put it in your mouth and stuff it between your teeth.
After leaving the customs, I walked with the convoy for three days, and I didn't meet the frightening horse bandits on the grassland along the way, and the main carriage of the caravan was only an old man who was well-informed and could be called an old horse who knew the way.
It's not the kind of lady who is used to living a comfortable life and wants to come out to see what the world is evil and dangerous, so the set of heroes who want to save the beauty in Ergou's heart is naturally impossible to achieve.
Three days later, Ergou parted ways with the convoy with a jug of water and some dry food.
The direction in which he wanted to continue was the deepest part of the grassland, and this small caravan only dared to go to the grassland city closest to Dachu to do some ordinary business along the edge of the grassland.
Although most of the grasslands are inhabited in the form of tribes, they have naturally learned a lot after being neighbors with Da Chu for hundreds or thousands of years, and relying on the terrain to build a city can only be regarded as an insignificant one.
In the early morning, Ergou made a clattering sound on the dead grass that had begun to freeze, and after watching the caravan leave, he set out on the road alone, this time, he was going to go alone to the rivers and lakes that did not make him comfortable.
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The Liaodong border encompasses the entire northern front of Great Chu and most of the eastern region, of which Liaozhou is in the north, Jinzhou is facing east, and Lantian Pass is appropriately between the two states, facing north and the terrain is east.
Although it is said that after leaving the customs, it is a grassland, but in fact, if you walk another one or two hundred miles to the east, the mountains and rivers in the eastern region will slowly begin to appear......
The grassland is vast and boundless, and if you catch up with a person who is unlucky, it is not uncommon to run around the grassland for a month without seeing a living person.
However, it is also strange to say that since the founding of the Chu family, a new product has slowly been derived from this grassland, that is, an inn with the atmosphere of the Great Chu rivers and lakes.
The appearance of these inns has made the grassland barbarians, who have always been rough, begin to have a more martial arts atmosphere. The rivers and lakes on the grassland also have a tendency to be assimilated by the rivers and lakes of Dachu.
And speaking of the reason why these inns were established, it's not that the six doors are sometimes too tight, so they can only let the devils who have committed crimes run to the grassland to eat.
It is said that the kind of inn that can open an inn on the grassland and can open it for a year without going out of business, it can basically be concluded that the owner of this inn is either extremely high in martial arts, or a black shop that eats people and does not spit out bones!
This is a hotel located in the middle of the grassland, which can be regarded as a place to rest and stay for the rangers running around the grassland and the more daring transit merchants.
And the reason why this Dragon and Phoenix Inn is so famous is because this inn is notoriously safe.
The Dragon and Phoenix Inn is also a black shop, but it has always been a black man's money, never a black life, although the cost of food and accommodation in this shop has reached a terrifying place, but there are still many people who are willing to spend a sum of money in exchange for a peace!
But it is precisely because the people who live in this store have not had an accident that this Dragon and Phoenix Inn has become the best inn in the surrounding hundreds of thousands of miles.
As a lonely inn, there is no shortage of beef and mutton here, but the stout wood and stone needed to build a house are not easy to find.
Mixed with some stone and a few earthen walls, this Dragon and Phoenix Inn barely has two double-storey small buildings, a horse shed and a firewood house.
If this is in the territory of Dachu, it will be nothing, but it can be called a big inn on the grassland!
At noon, that is, when the business in the inn is at its best in the day, the Dragon and Phoenix Inn is full, and every table is full of guests.
Among these guests, only a team of foot merchants seemed to have come from Da Chu, and the rest were all barbarians from the grassland, who were still drinking here at this time, and after turning around and going out, they might become horse bandits.
Except for the group of foot merchants who didn't want to cause trouble and ate quietly, the sound of the rest of the people punching and drinking filled the entire hotel.
"Boss, where are the cow thighs and wine that the old men wanted?"
A tall and fierce man who was still bare-chested and bare-chested in this cold day, with a scar on his face, slapped the table and shouted loudly.
Looking at his outfit, it seems that in this year, those who wear clothes in winter and have no scars on their faces dare not say that they came out to mingle.
And just as the man's words were just finished with the front foot, a voice immediately came from the kitchen with the back foot.
Immediately afterwards, you can see a sharp-beaked monkey cheek Xiao Er walking out of it with a curtain on his head, he is holding a tray with a cow leg in one hand and a jar of wine under his arm in the other.
"Hey, sir, your wine and meat have come! The fat cow that was just slaughtered earlier this day has specially picked the strongest leg to roast for you! ”
"Okay, count you as a kid acquaintance, and reward you with a bowl of wine!"
The strong man poured a bowl of wine from an empty bowl, and Xiao Er came to the table and put the wine and meat on the table through the car, and then bowed down and raised his hand to take the wine bowl from the strong man's hand.
"Hehe, Uncle Xie's reward. ”
After saying that, he raised his head and drank the bowl of wine, then respectfully returned the bowl, wiped his mouth with the cloth on his shoulder, and prepared to turn away.
But he didn't expect that just as he had just taken a step, the strong man grabbed him by the collar from behind.
"Hey, boy, where's your boss's wife, let her come out and drink with the old men, and serve comfortably, and the money is indispensable for you." ”
"It's... Uncle, I'm a little second, I'm in charge of serving wine and food, and I dare to care where our proprietress is!"
It's obviously not the first time that this shopkeeper has encountered such a problem, and it seems very easy to deal with it, first pretending to be pitiful and then calling a few uncles, this matter is in the past.
Sure enough, seeing that this kid's legs were about to be frightened, the strong man snorted coldly and pushed him, so he didn't intend to embarrass him, but at this time, a voice came from the second floor.
"Who cares so much about the old lady! I tell you these stinky men, it's not so easy to eat meat, don't climb into the old lady's bed when you don't get there, but you don't have a penny of silver left!"
As soon as the words fell, a figure came out from the staircase on the second floor, although the person was wearing a red dress, but the skirt fork was almost open to the buttocks, and every time she stepped down the stairs, her bright and pink thighs like a twenty-eight girl quietly appeared.
She also deliberately exposed the furrow on her chest, and the two huge breasts fell together with the footsteps of going downstairs, which was almost touching.
The seductive aura she exuded constantly tickled the hearts of every man in the inn. Even some young men in the merchant who lacked concentration still sneaked their eyes to this side even under the threatening eyes of their elders.
I have to say that the proprietress of this Dragon and Phoenix Inn is really a stunner in the world, and it is estimated that half of the diners in this inn are here to see her beauty.
Obviously, her face is still like water and can be broken, but her figure has the sense of maturity that only women in their thirties have, coupled with the faint and visible pair of beautiful legs and the plump breasts and buttocks that cannot be seen and touched, it can really drum up the evil fire in a man's belly!
"Hahaha, there is an old saying in the Central Plains of you, call the peony flower to die, and the ghost is also romantic, if you can die under the skirt of the boss lady, then this life will not be in vain to come to this world!"
The proprietress of the Dragon and Phoenix Inn walked down from the upper floor step by step, walked to the middle of the lobby, and then walked to the strong man's table.
"Scarbeard, are you embarrassed to say this? That time it wasn't that you who fucking smashed the least amount of silver, and took advantage of it to do more. ”
Seeing that the beautiful woman who was shaking her hips and waist was right in front of her, the man known as Scarbeard quickly shot out and wanted to touch the boss's ass.
But the latter obviously didn't give him this chance, and after narrowly avoiding his claws, he turned around and stood on the other side of the table.
Scarbeard, who grabbed only a handful of air next to the woman's buttocks, didn't dislike it, and put his hand to his nose and sucked hard, looking as vulgar as he looked.
"Hehe, boss, every time you say that, but ask everyone here, who has actually eaten meat after paying?
The proprietress put one hand on the table and leaned over in front of Scarbeard, the snow white on her chest becoming clearer.
"Scarbeard, what you mean by this is that the old lady doesn't mean to speak!"
Scarhu swallowed hard and said.
"Boss lady, justice is at ease in the hearts of the people, if you don't believe it, you can ask all the heroes here!"
The owners of the Dragon and Phoenix Inn looked around, but no one dared to look at her.
"Hmph, it's all a cowardice with a colored heart and no lust. ”
After finishing speaking, she immediately lifted her skirt again and lifted her beautiful legs, which were as white as snow, to the table.
"Don't you always feel that you have been deceived! Today, the old lady will put the words here with a clear price, one thousand taels, the old lady will let you touch it from top to bottom, ten thousand taels, let you go to the old lady's bed tonight!"
Although this scene in front of him can stimulate people to squirt nosebleeds, no one is a fool, a thousand taels of silver! On this grassland, it is enough to buy hundreds of young girls, as for the spring festival that exchanged 10,000 taels for this scenery?
Come on! Lao Tzu suddenly felt that those wild kilns on the grassland outside were not bad, and they could keep people!
But at this moment when no one spoke, there was a knock on the door outside the Dragon and Phoenix Inn, and then a voice came in from outside.
"10,000 taels can be exchanged for a night of spring from the proprietress of the dragon and phoenix inn, known as the evil phoenix, this transaction is a big profit, but it's a pity that none of the people in this inn know the goods!"