Chapter 400: Love Tribulation, What's Wrong with the World

"You are Cao Bao and Xiao Sheng?"

Li Nianfan was slightly stunned and looked at the two carefully.

These two people are the direct cause of Zhao Gongming's death, and it can be said that they were born to restrain Zhao Gongming.

During the period of the gods, Zhao Gongming held twenty-four Dinghai Divine Beads, which can be said to be walking sideways under the sage, and he couldn't raise his head when he was fighting, but on the way to chase and kill the lamp, he passed by Wuyi Mountain and bumped into Cao Bao and Xiao Sheng playing chess.

These two people are just scattered immortals, and their cultivation is not worth mentioning, but they have the merit treasure of falling treasure money, and by mistake, they beat down Zhao Gongming's twenty-four Dinghai Divine Beads and Dragon Binding Rope, so that Zhao Gongming lost the two great treasures so inexplicably, and he was at a disadvantage in an instant.

But I don't want to, in myths and legends, the two 'little people' who play a crucial role are actually in front of them.

Cao Bao and Xiao Sheng were stared at by Li Nianfan, and suddenly a chill ran down their backs, and they said uneasily: "The Holy Monarch knows us?"

"I've heard of it, although I am a meritorious saint, I am just a mortal, you don't have to be so nervous. Li Nianfan couldn't help but smile, and then said, "You seem to be Zhao Gongming's subordinates." ”

In mythological stories, Cao Bao and Xiao Sheng also entered the list of gods, but interestingly, they became Zhao Gongming's subordinates, which should be to repay the cause and effect of the god calamity period.

Xiao Sheng is Zhaobao Tianzun, and Cao Bao is Nazhen Tianzun, specializing in welcoming auspicious blessings, merchants and merchants, mainly managing the money of mortals, and he is even a petty official in the Heavenly Palace.

Xiao Sheng said respectfully: "Lord Saint Monarch is right, we are the True Monarch of the Dragon and Tiger Xuantan...... That is, Zhao Gongming's subordinates. ”

Li Nianfan said curiously: "What about the Xuantan True Monarch?"

Cao Bao said: "Xuantan Zhenjun was a saint disciple back then, and his cultivation was much stronger than ours, and he disappeared in the catastrophe. ”

Li Nianfan nodded, and couldn't help but have some doubts about the original catastrophe.

With so many masters dead, and even the saints can't escape, the order is chaotic, which is obviously much more terrifying than any previous catastrophe.

It's a strange thing.

Li Nianfan retracted his thoughts and asked, "You were just managing the wealth of the mortal world?"

"Hui Shengjun's words are exactly. Cao Bao said: "If you harm others for money, it will be recorded in the karma, of course, those who scatter wealth to atone for sins can also offset part of the karma, and at the same time, we will also control the fortune to keep it on the right track." ”

Xiao Sheng said nervously: "Actually, we were also busy just now, unless our personal karma is too special, we don't need to care too much, and please forgive us." ”

Okay, it turned out to be during working hours...... Watch the video?

Li Nianfan laughed, "Okay, don't be nervous, I'm not your boss, just take a look." ”

The main job of the God of Wealth is actually to avoid the chaos of wealth in the world, wealth is the source of chaos, once the wealth is chaotic, the mortal world will inevitably be chaotic, but reasonable...... The work is still very easy.

Li Nianfan said with a smile: "Work hard and strive to pay you wages by the end of the year." ”

When Li Nianfan left, Cao Bao and Xiao Sheng breathed a sigh of relief, and silently wiped the cold sweat on their foreheads, is this the aura of being a big man? It's so terrible, we don't dare to breathe.

But then, Cao Bao was slightly stunned, and said strangely: "Xiao Sheng, that ...... just now Do you know what the Holy Monarch means by salary?"

Xiao Sheng pondered carefully, "Paying salaries, how does this sound like the feeling of being a mortal?"

"Yu Lu?" Cao Bao's brows furrowed slightly, and then his eyes suddenly burst into a fine light, and he trembled excitedly: "As a holy monarch, the salary he is talking about, no, it will not mean merit...... Merit, right?"

"Shhhh ”

Xiao Sheng's pupils widened, and he began to pace in the hall excitedly, "We can also be regarded as stabilizing the fortune of the mortal world, so we have some credit, the eight achievements are yes! Work hard, you have to work hard, and strive to share a little more merit at the end of the year!"

"What merit, the Holy Monarch said, that's called salary!"

"Yes, yes, for wages, work hard, struggle!"

......

Walking out of the God of Wealth Temple, Li Nianfan visited other immortal palaces again, and gradually understood the work of immortals.

The existence of the Heavenly Palace is mainly to avoid the chaos of the order of the Three Realms, and the immortals are not in charge of big and small things, of course, they can also be managed if they want to, depending on the mood.

The main responsibility is that when there is a wrong direction, it is necessary to make timely adjustments to prevent catastrophes, and under normal circumstances, it is still very idle, and once there is an uncontrollable situation, it is time to do it, and it is time to send troops.

At the same time, the Moon Old Palace.

A young girl is holding a pile of red wool in her hand, her eyes wide, and she is tearing them apart one by one.

There are more than a dozen threads in this pile of red threads, and they are simply twisted.

The girl's eyes were already bloodshot, and she looked like she was about to collapse.

"Dead knot, dead knot, dead knot! What's going on?"

She pouted, almost crying without tears, and sighed: "What has this world experienced over the years? Are feelings so complicated? Please, let me reseal it." ”

After dismantling it for a while, not only did it not straighten it out, but it turned from a twist into a hemp ball......

"He loved her, she loved him, and he loved her and her...... Ahh

The girl threw the hemp ball, completely collapsed, and turned her head to look at the old man sitting at the door not far away.

The old man had gray hair, and the amount of hair was very small, so little that he already had a tendency to be bald, and he was wearing a red robe, scratching his head with his hands, frowning, and staring at a booklet in his hand in a daze, looking distressed.

"Masterβ€”"

The girl looked at the old man pitifully and said sadly, "I failed......"

The old man turned his head and glanced at the hemp ball in the girl's hand, the corner of his mouth twitched, and then he raised his hand and waved, and a small golden scissors fell in front of the girl, "It's hopeless, cut it." ”

"Gotcha!"

The girl excitedly picked up the scissors, clicked, felt comfortable, and suddenly felt that the world was clean.

But before she could breathe a sigh of relief, among the group of clay figurines with complicated feelings just now, two of them quickly burst out of two red lines, and then quickly tied together.

"After cutting through the mess with a quick knife, did you confirm true love so quickly?" The girl's eyes lit up slightly, but when her eyes fell on the two clay figures, her pupils shrank suddenly, and she raised her hand to cover her mouth.

She made up her mind, picked up one of the clay figurines, and touched the pimples of the clay figurines as if she had confirmed, and then picked up another clay figurine, touched it, and the pimples......

"These two ...... They all have pimples!"

The girl clutched her mouth, her eyes were complex, unbelievable mixed with horror, but more ...... Faint excitement.

"It's changed, the world has changed so much. ”

There was a tremor in her voice, as if it was caused by excitement, "Master, what should I do in this situation?"

"It's still a matter of asking, cutting. ”

"Cut where?"

"Where else do you want to cut the thread?"

"Oh......" The girl seemed a little disappointed.

The old man scratched his head, and suddenly found that a few more hairs had fallen out, and his eyes suddenly turned red, and he immediately said angrily: "Hurry up and cut it, and follow me to the underworld after cutting!"

The girl was stunned, "Master, what are you going to do in the underworld?"

"Go to the bull head and horse face theory! It's too bullying! They want to make me bald!"

While talking, he took the girl and ran towards the door, but as soon as he arrived at the door, his footsteps were stunned, and he bumped into Li Nianfan.

"Holy ...... Lord Saint!"

The old man's pupils shrank suddenly, and then he hurriedly bowed and said, "Elder Little Shenyue greets Lord Saint Monarch." ”

Xiao Luo also saluted, "Xiao Luo greets Lord Shengjun." ”

Li Nianfan returned the salute and said with a smile: "Old Yue, you are in such a hurry, where are you going to go?"

"Hey, Lord Sage, you came just in time, you give a comment, is the underworld not doing this authentically?"

Yue Lao was simply full of resentment and distress, so he handed the booklet in his hand to Li Nianfan, and complained: "How can the love robbery be so easy to set up, they are good, just write the word love robbery casually, and the problem will be kicked directly to me, what can I do?"

Li Nianfan opened the booklet, but saw a passage written on it: In the ninth lifetime of love tribulations, although there were many disasters, many ups and downs in love, and obstruction was like a moat, but the ending was happy.

Well?

Why does this sound familiar?

Is it Yun Yiyi and the monk who has quit sex?

"You see, you see. Yue Lao was heartbroken, and said sadly: "It's all the obstructions, and the ending has to be happy, isn't this a contradiction......? I'm going to prepare them for the ninth life of a love calamity like this! ”

"That...... Excuse me. Li Nianfan pondered for a moment, and said apologetically: "If nothing else, these two people are my friends, and I asked the prefecture to help take care of them." ”

Yue Lao suddenly turned into a statue, stupid, and did not move.

His mouth was sobbing, his toothache was cold, his heart was cold, and his skull was about to explode.

What did I just say? What am I doing? Am I going to be cold?

"What then. ”

Yue Lao's voice was full of tears, and he was almost frightened to tears, and said in a trembling voice: "I suddenly feel that this passage is well written, so well written! As Yue Lao, I have been looking for this kind of challenge, isn't it love, this is my strength, such challenging content, interesting, so interesting, I have begun to get excited, I will think about it well, Lord Shengjun, rest assured, this matter is guaranteed to be proper." ”

Li Nianfan couldn't help but laugh and said: "Yue Lao, you don't have to be like this, I am not a person who is difficult for a strong man." ”

"Is it difficult for a strong man?" Yue Lao's lips were trembling, and his liver trembled, and he hurriedly said: "How can it be? ”

Li Nianfan opened his mouth and said: "Old Yue, I have some ideas about this love calamity, you can refer to it." ”

Yue Lao said without thinking: "Lord Saint, please speak, the little god must listen to him." ”

"Master, let's invite Lord Shengjun to come in and sit down first. ”

On the side, Xiaoluo reminded in a low voice, she couldn't help but secretly look at Li Nianfan, and saw that he had a friendly smile on his face all the time, and she didn't know why her master was so afraid of him, he was so handsome.

"Yes, yes, look at my brain. Yue Lao suddenly came to his senses and nodded busily, "Lord Shengjun, please, please." ”

"That's a nuisance. ”

Li Nianfan stepped into the Yuelao Palace, his eyes couldn't help but skim the pile of clay figurines and red threads, and he had some thoughts, but he was temporarily suppressed.

Xiaoluo was already trotting and making Li Nianfan a cup of tea.

Li Nianfan opened his mouth and said: "Old Yue, you really need technical content in terms of love robbery, I have a few small stories about the twists and turns of love here, I hope it can help you." ”

Yue Lao said sincerely: "I beg Lord Shengjun to teach me." ”

His hair really couldn't hold it.

"The first story, "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai" ......"

Immediately, Li Nianfan told the famous love stories of his previous life such as "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai", "Xu Xian and the White Lady", and "The Legend of the West Chamber".

It's basically a short story, and it's not complicated to tell, but the love and hate are very in place.

From the beginning to the end, the little tears on the side never stopped, and they kept sobbing, as for the old moon...... The smile on his face never disappeared.

He even held a brush in his hand, made notes, and said excitedly: "Okay, these stories are so good! Xiaoluo, don't just cry, write it down, write it down quickly, these are precious materials, which can be used in practice in the future, so that more people can pursue love." ”

Li Nianfan's heart moved slightly, and he suddenly felt a little weird, and he ...... in the future These poignant love stories weren't born because of me and passed on, right?

"Lord Shengjun is really a great talent, each of these stories is touching, enough to be passed on as a good story, and it has helped my Yuelao Palace a lot. ”

Yue Lao's words have no sycophant ingredients, they are real heartfelt admiration and gratitude, with these templates, it will be much easier in the future.

The master is also too powerful, even the love story is portrayed so profoundly, it is simply too godly, can there be any problems in this world that stump him?

Li Nianfan said with a smile: "Lao Yue Lao has to worry about my friend's affairs. ”

Yue Lao's face was straight, and he immediately promised: "Don't worry, Lord Shengjun, this matter is on me, and I will personally arrange it to give them an unforgettable experience." ”

In the blink of an eye, it was the day of the expedition.

Li Nianfan was not idle, and naturally he was ready to follow to meet the grand scene of the 'Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals' subduing demons.

On this day, at the gate of Nantianmen, there were 3,000 heavenly soldiers and generals.

Although some of these monks have not yet become immortals in order to make up the number of people, they still can't gather 3,000 people in three days.

But...... The Jade Emperor's wave of operations once again opened Li Nianfan's eyes.

Among these 3,000 people, there are nearly 2,000 people, who were conjured by him by scattering beans into soldiers.

That's pretty sassy.

The Taihua Daoist who led the team is the incarnation of the Jade Emperor, and most of the heavenly soldiers behind him are the scattered beans of the Jade Emperor.

In order to protect the face of the Heavenly Palace, he also took great pains.