Wang Qilin entered the post house and saw that the black beans were turning their heels.

The two glanced at each other, and Heidou subconsciously wanted to run, and then reacted and cheered: "Uncle! Uncle is back alive! I'm going to tell my mother that Uncle is back alive!"

Wang Qilin's face darkened: "What kind of mess?"

Heidou explained: "My mother has to recite sutras to the Bodhisattva every night, saying that she will bless my uncle to come back alive. ”

Actually, it's quite sad.

But there is no way to be an errand in the heavenly prison, the soldier hangs his head on his belt, and the heavenly prisoner stomps his head under his feet.

I don't know when I'm going to be in the ground.

Wang Qilin took out a pack of fried chestnuts from his arms and handed it to the black beans, and asked, "Pig Gu Lidou, if your uncle is gone one day, will you be sad?"

Black Bean hugged the chestnut and smiled sweetly: "No." ”

Wang Qilin took the chestnuts back: "I won't give it to you." ”

Black Bean was stunned, and racked his brains to think: Did I make a mistake again? No way, I'm so smart!

"Why aren't you sad?" asked Xu Da.

Black Bean said aggrievedly: "Uncle is gone, Dou will go and get him back, why be sad?"

Wang Qilin understood that he had misunderstood what he meant, and handed him the chestnuts again: "Then what if you can't find it?"

Black Bean hugged the chestnut tightly and said, "I'll look carefully, I'll definitely find it." ”

"Your uncle is dead, so you can't find it if you look carefully. ”

Hei Dou's eyes widened angrily and said, "Uncle won't die!

Wang Qilin was satisfied, and took out another bag of chestnuts and handed it to him.

Black Bean smiled with his eyes: Smart children have rewards, I got rewards, I am really smart.

Wang Qilin put down his luggage and settled Ma Ming, Ma Ming was temporarily unable to perform his duties, he had to go to Dujia in Gaoyuan County to tattoo the carved god map, and then go back to find the old ghost in the tomb to fulfill the promise, and then come back before he could go to Xiaoshui Township.

After knowing the arrangement, Xie Toad smiled: "I can't let him go to the Du family, but invite the head of the Du family to come to our station, your carved god picture is a big treasure for the carved god family, don't look at Du Meng's carved dragon and painted tiger, in fact, those things on his body are not worth mentioning to this horse-headed king!"

"So exaggerated?"

Xie Toad put away the carved picture of King Matou Ming and said: "It's not an exaggeration, it's an exaggeration to say that their Du family's god picture is not worthy of this god picture shoes, but the Du family's god picture is only worthy of the horse head Ming King's god picture shoes." ”

Wang Qilin understood what he meant.

Pifu is not guilty of his crimes, if Ma Ming comes to the door with such a treasure map, it is estimated that he can save his life.

The carved god picture of the king of the horse head is an heirloom for the carved god family!

Xie Toad turned the scroll around curiously and asked, "Lord Wang, where did you get such a divine map?" The old Taoist priest has been walking the rivers and lakes for some years, and this kind of righteous divine map is really not very common. ”

Ma Ming asked, "Daoist Xie, is this picture very precious?"

Xie Toad laughed: "I heard that someone in the Heavenly Prison made it to the Golden School with a carved god map, and he carried a sitting deer Arhat. Master Ma must know that the sitting deer Arhat is one of the eighteen Arhats, and the King of Matou Ming is also called the Matou Master, and he is one of the six Guanyin Masters The Lion Fearless Guanyin, which is higher and which is lower, I don't need to say more, right?"

Ma Ming was surprised: "It's so precious? I can't ...... it."

"Needless to say, the King of Horse Head is indeed powerful, but it doesn't mean that this carved god picture is precious, in fact, it is useless to me. I've owned this image for years, and I've seen a lot of people over the years, but none of them have been able to use it. ”

Speaking of this, Wang Qilin paused, and looked at Ma Ming with appreciation: "Until I met you, you happen to be called Ma Ming again, I think this must be a God-given Buddha fate, and the two of you are a match made in heaven!"

Xu Da said cooperatively: "That's right, Master Ma, don't be arrogant, ashamed, and contemptuous." You have to know how precious this picture is, how precious you are, this picture is a little baby, you are also a little baby, you pay attention to the eyes of the seventh master looking at you, he is looking at the eyes of the little baby. ”

Ma Ming shrunk his anus.

Wang Qilin's eyes frightened him, and Xu Da's words made him even more frightened.

They arranged for someone to invite Du Meng to come to the post house, and then prepared to go to the restaurant opposite the door to eat.

When he went out, Wang Qilin saw that Heidou was practicing somersaults again, so he asked: "What are you doing in Pig Valley, Lidou? Practicing martial arts, practicing juggling, and preparing to live on the streets in the future?"

Black Bean shook his head: "No, I have already thought about it, and in the future, I will make a living by selling myself." ”

Xu Da was speechless: "Why do you think so?"

Black Bean said triumphantly: "Because I am an ambitious child." ”

"What does this have to do with ambition?"

I heard people say that when someone enters the city, his father dies or his husband dies, and he will sell his body to bury his father and his husband, and then everyone will praise them. ”

Speaking of this, he puffed up his chest proudly: "In this case, I will also sell my body, and I can make money by selling my body and be praised by others, how good." ”

He held his head high and waited triumphantly for a compliment.

No one spoke for a while.

This is really Wang Qilin will be silent when he hears it, and Xu Da will cry when he hears it.

No one spoke, and Black Bean was bored and began to turn his heels again, but the other person's arms were too small and had no strength, and the heel somersault was like rolling on the ground.

After rolling twice, he got up again and scratched his head: "By the way, uncle, you asked me why I practiced somersaults, right? Ah, I turned my heels so that I wouldn't be beaten by my mother again in the future." ”

"What kind of logic is this?" Wang Qilin wondered, "Are you going to wait for your mother to beat you in the future, and you will turn your head to please her?"

Heidou shook his head: "No, uncle, you are so stupid! I used to be ignorant, if my mother didn't give me what I wanted, I would roll on the ground, and then my mother beat me because my clothes were dirty." Now that I'm sensible, if I want something in the future, my mother won't give it to me, so I'll turn my head so that my clothes won't get dirty, and my mother won't beat me. ”

Xu Da pondered, and then said: "Black Bean, if your mother beat you because your clothes were dirty, then you will be beaten again, look at how dirty your clothes are?"

Black Bean hurriedly took off his coat, and then the little black face was distorted.

But he quickly reacted and put his coat on his body: "Now it's not dirty, my mother won't beat me." ”

Xu Da was shocked: "Seventh Master, what did your Wang family ancestor do?"

"Eight generations of ancestors have been farmers, what's wrong?"

Xu Da was even more shocked: "Seventh Master, you are clever, brave and strategic, comparable to Wolong." And the black beans are so clever and terrifying, they are simply the rebirth of phoenix chicks......"

Needless to say.

An ordinary farmer has cultivated two talents, Wolong and Phoenix!

Wang Qilin touched his braids and said, "Okay, nephew, you continue to practice, we won't bother you." ”

Heidou shook his head: "I won't practice anymore, uncle, are you stupid for me? If I practice again, my clothes will be dirty, and my mother will beat me." ”

"Do you think your mother won't beat you like this?" Wang Qilin wondered.

Black Bean thought for a while and said, "I stained the side and was beaten lightly, if I stained this side again, it would hurt even more!"

Wang Qilin silently pulled away his clothes and let him see the shirt inside: "Little fool, you have already soiled two pieces." ”

As a result of the jacket being worn backwards, the dirt on it stuck to the shirt.

Black Bean looked down, and this time it was his turn to be silent......

"I'm a smart kid. He thought silently, "There must be a way to avoid being beaten." ”

Then, he put his shirt back on.

"How's it going, uncle?" he looked up and waited for the compliment.

Wang Qilin was helpless: "Why are you staying here with me nesting dolls? So your body is also dirty, can you wear your skin backwards?"

Black Bean cried.

A man's collapse is often a momentary thing!

Wang Qilin said: "Don't cry first, Doubao, listen to your uncle first." Not only are you dirty now, you see you wear your shirt backwards, and the inside of the original clean shirt is also dirty, that is to say, you are only dirty on the outside of your coat, but now the outside of your coat is dirty, the inside and outside of your shirt are dirty, and your body is also dirty......"

He couldn't bear to say any more.

Please spare underage children.