Chapter 126: Ling Yiyi loves to fight unevenly
When they looked back, they saw a female beggar dressed in rags, with many pigtails on her head, and her face like the snow of three springs, stretching out a plain hand to grab the back of the neck of a big fat man with a goatee in front of her, pulling and scolding.
Behind her, two beggars, one tall and one short, also made a gesture, swung their fists, and raised their legs to hit the fat man.
He Qing and He Li hurriedly separated the crowd and went over, stopped them and said sharply: "What are you doing! Why are you quarreling?"
The female beggar grabbed the collar at the back of the big fat man's neck and didn't let go, Qi Zhu's lips scolded: "This girl is lining up here, I didn't think that this dead fat man bullied me as a little girl, squeezed in front of me!"
The two people behind her echoed suit.
The short and fat beggar wrinkled his eyebrows and said, "You dead fat man is drilling around for a bowl of rice porridge, are you blind?
The tall and thin beggar glared at him and said, "Just ...... Yes, look at you...... Fat man fat ...... Strong, pig-like. I don't know how to add ...... How many times did it take to eat like this! It's shameful! Why don't I give it...... You're an arhat! Kick you...... Flowers all over the face!"
Humpty Dumpty beggar was not happy to hear this, and rolled his eyes and answered: "I hit him all over the face with a cannon in the sky, and you should have kicked him all over the ground to find his teeth!"
The tall thin man also rolled his eyes and said, "I...... Angry today, kicked high!...... Bite...... Ground!"
Seeing that there were many of them, the big fat man was a little scared, so he wanted to leave, but after struggling a few times, he was grabbed by the young gang leader, and he couldn't break free for a while.
I couldn't help but say angrily: "You stinky girl, when did I add it? Isn't it just a bowl of gruel? You bully me a lot, Uncle Ben I can't drink it anymore! Hurry up and let go!"
After that, he pulled hard, only to hear a "tearing" sound, and the torn shirt was torn from the neckline to the back waist, revealing a body of fat.
The big fat man was a little annoyed, so he simply took off his rags and threw them into the arms of the young gang leader, and pointed with his fingers: "You tore my clothes......!
After that, he raised his fist to fight, but before the woman could do it, his legs were hooked, and his fat body had fallen heavily to the ground.
The broken bowl in his hand was thrown far away.
He Qing saw it clearly, and hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop the tall beggar, and the big fat man hugged He Li's legs next to him, and cried: "What about the great good man, have you seen it? They beat me! You have to call the shots for me and get them all out!
While crying, he wiped his face with his hands, and a lot of dust was wiped off his face.
He Li was about to vent his anger when he accidentally saw the face of the big fat man, and he was stunned, and couldn't help bending down to take a closer look.
When the big fat man saw He Li looking at himself, he looked at the ash on his hands, and immediately understood what he meant, and quickly turned his head to cover his face with his hands.
Seeing his appearance, He Li understood even more, smiled and reached out to pull away his hand covering his face, looked at it, then raised his head and waved his hand at He Qing, and said with a smile: "Big brother, you come to see him!"
He Qing was standing in front of the tall and thin beggar, reasoning with him, seeing He Li waving his hand to let him pass, he didn't know what was going on, and hurriedly came to them.
Looking at the big fat man with a side face, the big fat man quickly raised his hand and covered his face again, got up to pick up the bowl and was about to leave, but was stopped by He Qing, and said with a smile: "Hehe, who do I think it is! Isn't this the richest man in the east of the city, outside the courtyard? Just now you smeared ash on your face, I didn't even recognize it, I don't know why your old man also ran to our porridge factory to drink soup soup?"
Outside the Zhu Courtyard, he still covered his face, wanting to squeeze out, and muttered: "You, you, you recognize the wrong person! I am called Huazi, not Zhu Fugui!"
When He Qing heard this, he was even more happy, grabbed him and smiled: "I didn't say you were Zhu Fugui, how did you know?"
He Li also came over, deliberately made fun of him, bowed deeply and said: "He Li didn't know that Master Zhu would also pretend to be a poor man to come to the porridge factory to drink porridge.
Master Zhu covered his face with one hand, and waved with the other: "You're welcome! You're welcome!
He Qing He Li's brother's family is poor, and there is no shortage of Zhu Fugui and other rich people in this vicinity, today it is rare to meet Zhu Fugui dressed as a beggar to cheat porridge and drink, and he is making fun of him, where is he willing to let him go?
The two of them held him to the left and the right, and came to the beggar.
He Qing Yin and Yang said to her angrily: "Little girl, hurry up and let him stand in front of you!"
The young gang leader rolled his eyes like autumn water, and said with a crossed waist: "What are you doing! Although you are the one who runs a porridge factory, this girl can not drink it, but she can't let him!"
The short beggar behind him also glared and said, "That's it, even though you are a great good person, our young gang leader can't stand your anger!"
The beggar also said, "Yes! No...... Yes...... Angry!"
He Qing said deliberately: "You guys! It's the first time I have come here, and I don't know him! He is the richest man in the east of our city, Zhu Fugui and Master Zhu! You see that people have a lot of money, but their faces are plastered, they are dressed in rags, and they pretend to call Huazi to cheat and drink porridge! Shouldn't you be considerate and give up a seat to Master Zhu?
Only then did the young gang master understand what He Qing meant, so he quickly changed his smiling face, retreated, gave Zhu Fugui a seat, raised it with one hand, and made a gesture of please.
Laughed and said: "It turned out to be Master Zhu! Forgive the little beggar for his clumsy eyes, Master Zhu, please hurry up!
Zhu Fugui couldn't tell their truth for a while, and he couldn't leave if he wanted to, so he had to reluctantly rub in front of the young gang leader.
Before he could stand firmly, he heard a burst of arrogant laughter: "Tongtian cannon Arhat legs, you two nerds, you know how to fool around every day, seeing Master Zhu come to Jiasai to cheat porridge and drink, it is extremely hard, how can he let the old man always stand!
Before he finished speaking, he heard the second beggar say, "Master Zhu, please!"
Zhu ...... Please!"
Zhu Fugui didn't understand what it meant, his knees weakened, and he fell to the ground "plopped".
He wanted to get up and go, but he had already been stretched out by two beggars, one tall and one short, and held it left and right, Zhu Fugui had no choice but to hang his head, not speak, and with the flow of people, he was supported by two beggars and walked forward.
It didn't take long to arrive at the iron pot.
Zhu Fugui looked at the two beggars left and right, and the short beggar glared fiercely: "What do you see? Why don't you hurry up and hand over the bowl and let the master master give porridge?"
The tall and thin man also said, "Yes...... Ah, you...... Isn't it just coming...... Trick porridge to drink...... Do you have to look at it...... Look!"
Zhu Fugui was overjoyed for a while, thinking: If you get a bowl of porridge to drink, you won't suffer so many sins in vain! When you want to get up, you are held down by the two beggars, so you have to kneel and hand over the bowl.
The chef of the soup kitchen had never seen this formation, and he didn't know what it meant, so he looked at him and was a little stunned.
The short beggar next to him smiled and said: "Master, this person is a rich man in the east of the city, Zhu Fugui Zhu, Master Zhu, he specializes in makeup to cheat porridge to drink! He saw that you were all very hard, so he wanted to kneel in front of you and express his gratitude!"
The tall and thin beggar also smiled: "Yes...... Yes, look at him...... You're welcome! hemp ...... Annoying master, give ...... He's got a mouthful and a half!
The master understood, pouted, scooped up a spoonful of water for him, and poured it into the bowl.
Zhu Fugui looked at it in front of him, but there was not a grain of rice to be seen, and he was dark in his heart, and then the two beggars let go of him and went to get a bowl for people to give porridge.
He hurriedly took the opportunity to get up and take the bowl to leave, but the porridge bowl almost hit the two people, only to see He Qing and He Li standing in front of him with a smile.
He Qing pointed at the chef who was cooking porridge with his hand, and deliberately scolded loudly: "I said that you guy who has no eyesight, don't you see that this is Zhu Fugui and Master Zhu in the east of the city? Why do you give him this white water porridge? No matter what, you should add a little condiment to him!"
The master was scolded so much that he couldn't touch the door, and everyone heard it, so they didn't care about the soup kitchen, and they all stretched out their heads to look.
I saw He Qing bend down and grab a handful of dust on the ground, and sprinkled it all in Zhu Fugui's bowl, and then, clapping his hands, said with a smile: "Hehe, this is like words!"
Zhu Fugui looked at the layer of soil floating in the bowl, and was annoyed in his heart, he didn't want to drink it, and he didn't dare to pour it, so he took it and left.
Who knew that he was stopped by He Li's hands, with a hint of sadistic expression on his face, and said with a smile: "Master Zhu, your old man is here to drink! Don't be cold! It's not good! Hehe"
Zhu Fugui really couldn't swallow, so he had to beg in a low voice: "He Qing He Li, for the sake of our villagers, let me go! In the future, I will never dare to come again!"
He Qing said coldly: "Hmph! Zhu Fugui, when you were high up, collecting our land rent, and forcing us to pay grain, did you ever consider that we were blind dates in the township and let us go? If you don't say anything about the villagers today, I want to spare you, but I can't spare you if you say it!"
Seeing him hesitate, He Li simply said, "Do you want to drink it?" If you refuse, just in time for me to urinate, do you want to add a little urine soy sauce to it?"
Zhu Fugui trembled, and in desperation, he had to pick up the bowl and pour even the mud soup into his stomach, only then did he break free from He Qing and He Li, squeeze through the crowd, and ran away, causing everyone to laugh.
Since then, due to the proper arrangement, although there are many people in the soup kitchen during the day, it is still orderly and there are no mistakes.
Seeing that it was getting late, the porridge factory had already put down the cloth and stopped giving porridge. Most of them were homeless because they had fled here from other places, and they were homeless in the woods outside the porridge factory, in the grass holes, on the rocks, and on the slopes.
And those who have a little calculation, in order to be the first to drink porridge at dawn, simply lie on the edge of the iron pot of soup soup and curl up to sleep.