Chapter 292 Poetry Contest

Li Youyou stared at the scene blankly, not to mention the shock in his heart, he had the idea of worshipping Yi Feng. This cheap master is too good, and he can get his sister in just a few words!

When Xiao Gong saw this scene, a cold sweat broke out on his forehead: this kid's shamelessness has increased a lot. Xiao Gong looked at his disciple with some concern. As a gentle and intellectual disciple, can he stop the scoundrel Yi Feng?!

"Mengran, ten fifth-order pills are a very high reward. Aren't you thinking about it?" Yi Feng said with a smile as he looked at Liu Mengran.

A red glow flew out of Liu Mengran's face, dodging Yi Feng's ridiculous gaze, and turned his head to look at the talented women in the audience.

Seeing this, Yi Feng laughed. Liu Mengran's well-behaved and shy appearance reminded Yi Feng of the same delicate and touching and extremely good-tempered Qirou.

However, Yi Feng was also afraid that Liu Mengran would be annoyed and angry, so he didn't continue to flirt! He also felt a series of murderous eyes on him!

Liu Mengran saw that Yi Feng's gaze also turned to the audience, and then he breathed a sigh of relief. She had never faced such shameless means. In the face of Yi Feng, she was almost at a loss!

Yi Feng's eyes turned on the talented girls, and after a long time, he muttered in a slight voice: "It's still dreamy and good-looking!"

As soon as Yi Feng's words were finished, a red glow appeared on Liu Mengran's face, but his eyes were staring straight ahead, pretending not to hear this!

When Li You saw his sister like this, he couldn't wait to worship Yi Feng, he felt that he was so excited that he wanted to cry: With such a master, is it still a problem for his virgin man? !

"Brother Ma, Brother Liu. Brother Zhao, how about we play with joint poems?" A fat man who was extremely fat, seeing Liu Mengran's gaze on him, he suddenly straightened his chest excitedly, and said arrogantly to the few people next to him.

Obviously, these people also wanted to show excitedly because of the gaze of the first talented woman and beauty, and nodded in agreement one by one, "Yes, yes, fat brother, then I will make the first sentence, a group of ducks under the mountain!"

"Brother Ma is really talented, and the boy took the second sentence: Shh

"Haha, the two brothers' literary talents are really extraordinary, and I took the third sentence: Go down to the river to pull the goose intestines and heal the hungry!"

After Yi Feng heard it, he almost didn't suffocate in one breath. Turning his head to look at Liu Mengran, he saw that she was also uncomfortable, and her whole beautiful face was red!

"Fat brother, it's your turn!" The three of them saw that the fat man hadn't been able to say a word for a long time, and reminded them one by one.

The fat man's face was flushed, and after a long time, he slapped his thigh and said, "Go home and play with your wife after eating!"

"Poof......

Yi Feng didn't come over in one breath, and laughed out loud with a snort: This dead fat man, bosom friend, bosom friend! It can't be Tang Bohu's reincarnation!

"It's so wet, it's so wet!" Yi Feng clapped his palms and laughed, he didn't think like he walked down from the rostrum, walked to the fat man, held his hand tightly and said, "Bosom friend, bosom friend!"

The fat man saw Liu Mengran looking at him with a smile on his face, and this mysterious young man admired him, and his vanity was greatly satisfied. He arched his hand and pretended to be modest and said, "Pass the prize, pass the prize!"

"Where does the fat brother speak, as soon as he looks at the fat brother's belly, he knows that he is full of poetry and books, otherwise how can he make poems that understand the psychology of men so deeply!" Yi Feng looked at the fat man adoringly.

"Haha, Brother Tai is also a fellow believer! Why don't we pick up poems together?" The fat man Yi Feng was very comfortable with a horse, and his impression of Yi Feng changed greatly.

"The little brother is doing this again! The little brother took the fifth sentence: After playing with his wife and playing with the maid?!How about it?

"Poof......

Xiao Gong didn't hold back after all, a mouthful of tea squirted out of his mouth suddenly, he almost didn't die laughing! Turning his head to look at Liu Mengran, he saw that her face was covered with redness, obviously shy of Yi Feng's meaty words!

This sentence, both in terms of quality and artistic conception, has risen to more than one level compared to my previous sentence! After playing with his wife and playing with his maid, Brother Ren really understands the psychology of men!" The fat man shocked Yi Feng's 'literary style' and admired it greatly!

"Awards!" Yi Feng said with a smile, "That little brother also came out with a sentence for everyone to pick up, the bright moonlight in front of the bed!"

"Fat brother, don't be strong with me about this, I'll take the second sentence with this: two pairs of shoes under the bed!"

"I'll come to the third sentence: a pair of dog men and women!"

"Brother Ma, do you want the fourth sentence? I don't want to say it...... Stripped naked on the bed!"

"High ...... Gao! Several benevolent brothers are worthy of being talented in reading poetry and books, I am willing to bow to the wind, willing to bow to the wind!" Ma Caizi looked ashamed and looked at the four of Yifeng with admiration!

"Puff ......"

This poem made several people on the rostrum pounce under the table. One by one, they looked at the five people who were smiling very obscenely, and they didn't feel that their faces were hot: Gao Cai, indeed Gao Cai. It's just a certain talent!

The four talented people originally saw Yi Feng sitting next to Liu Mengran and still had a sense of crisis, but now they breathed a sigh of relief, such a wine bag and rice bag could not threaten them. Liu Mengran once said in person that her husband must be the best in the world. Looking at this kid's appearance, there is no ink on his chest at first glance!

Liu Mengran felt that her face was so hot that she turned her head to the side and didn't dare to listen to Yi Feng's meat poems anymore. On the contrary, I saw Li You looking at Yi Feng with admiration, as if he also wanted to join it!

"Li You, you are not allowed to do this in the future!" Liu Mengran shouted at Li You. She doesn't want her simple brother to be spoiled by someone! But what Liu Mengran doesn't know is that his younger brother, who has always been well-behaved, is very slutty in his bones!

"Sister, I know!" Li You replied obediently, and immediately pretended to be sitting upright! But in his heart, he was thinking, when will I be able to achieve the unruly appearance of my master?!

"Brother Yi, how about I ask you for a favor?" the fat man suddenly thought of something and said to Yi Feng.

"Brother Tai has something to say, do you want me to help you write a few erotic poems and pick up girls? It's okay, this hand is ready to be caught!" Yi Feng felt that this fat man had a very good appetite for himself, and laughed.

"Brother Yi, do you need your help to write beautiful poems? With the talents of a few of us, it is also a matter of being able to catch it!" said the fat man very proudly.

Yi Feng didn't doubt the authenticity of this sentence at all, he nodded very much and said, "Then what is the fat brother asking the little brother to help with?"

"Brother Yi, that's right! We have a sworn enemy named Monkey, who has been bullying the four of us by relying on the fact that there are five of us! Although the four of us are good, those people are not bad, and they are one more than us. I can't swallow this breath when he beats us every time! Now I see that Brother Yi's talent and learning are obviously not inferior to me, so I want to ask Brother Yi to help me go to revenge together!"

"What?!Is there anyone who can't handle the four fat brothers? Then we must see. Don't worry, with our five great talents, it will not be easy to defeat them!" Yi Feng said angrily.

"Haha, I know that Brother Yi is a cheerful person! Now five against five, they are definitely not our opponents!" the fat man laughed proudly, as if he was trampling his opponent under his feet!