Flasks and side dishes are served.

The side dishes are very exquisite, and there is a plate of refreshing green side dishes, called cold salad artemisia, which is very refreshing.

There are also sesame pepper soybeans, pickled beetroot moss, sesame sauce chicken, pearl meatballs, abalone cowpea ruyi rolls, etc., each of which is delicate and lovely, full of color and flavor.

Whenever he sees food, Wang Qilin will think of Suisui.

My lady is super good at cooking.

At the end, there was also a side dish, which was the thickness of a human finger.

Wang Qilin was stunned when he saw it: "Such a small lotus root was eaten, they are so cute, how can they be eaten?"

The maidservant who served the food smiled and said: "Uncle Hui, this is called lotus root, also called chicken head tube, which is particularly delicate, and it is the characteristic of my Jingchu land." ”

Xu Da smiled and asked, "Little girl, which chicken head is the head of this chicken you are talking about?"

The maidservant smiled shyly and timidly, and said in a low voice: "Uncle said that he was laughing." ”

Xu Dadao: "No, the uncle is very serious, the uncle is a showman, the most studious, you tell me, this chicken head ......"

Wang Qilin slapped him on the back of the head: "You want to play hooligan, don't you? ”

Xu Da sneered: "Seventh master, look at what you say, the uncle also knows that she is a serious girl, so he just laughs a few words, otherwise the uncle would have already started to touch it." ”

The maidservant whispered: "It's okay for the uncle to be willing to touch it, but you have to give money." ”

Wang Qilin was stunned.

As soon as he heard this, Xu Da suddenly lost interest, he waved his hand and said: "Uncle is just joking with you, you see that Uncle is a talented and good reader, how can he really mess around outside?"

"Let me tell you the truth, the uncle came to your Manchun Garden to exercise his weakness, and the uncle must be able to sit still!"

Speaking of this, he asked the maidservant, "Are you willing to go to the uncle's arms and let the uncle exercise?"

The maidservant smiled shyly and said, "Is the uncle willing to give money?"

Xu Da waved her hand to let her leave, and he said to Wang Qilin: "A small place is a small place, this Manchun Garden looks well decorated, and the personnel quality can't keep up at all, and they talk about money at every turn." ”

He couldn't help but shake his head: "How much does it hurt to talk about money?"

Wang Qilin pouted and said: "People come to Qinglou to laugh, not to make money, for what? Is it to solve the needs of the working masses for women?"

He took a sip of wine and took another piece of chicken head tube: "Click, click, click." ”

So he smacked his lips and smiled: "It's so tender, there's so much water." ”

After a while, someone pushed open the curtain and walked in, Wang Qilin took a look, and these people were wearing white curtains, robes, jade hanging sachets around their waists, and black light cloth boots on their feet, all of them were literati.

These people looked at it and walked over, and someone held a fan and bowed to Wang Qilin: "This son is invited, are you here for the smiling girl?"

Wang Qilin returned the salute and said, "No. ”

The man asked kindly, "Since you are not here for the smiling girl, can you give up this position?"

He was very polite, and immediately added: "Don't get me wrong, we don't mean to take your place, but this son is leaning against the window, and we are going to watch the smiling girl Qushui boat here." ”

A scholar in the back glanced at the wine and food on their table and saluted, and said, "Childe, please know, we are willing to settle the bill for you to make amends." ”

People are so polite? Wang Qilin has nothing to say? He nodded and said, "Okay? Then we'll swap it out, so you don't have to settle the bill. ”

The scholar said politely: "The son is righteous." ”

Then he said to Xu Da again: "Please also ask the eldest brother to clean up quickly." ”

Xu Da stared at him and said, "What do you mean?"

The scholar said: "Your son-in-law has agreed to change the table, and the student wants to ask you to quickly clean up the wine and food on the table." ”

Xu Da's face suddenly crooked: "Your sister, do you think the uncle is his follower?"

The scholar behind hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't be angry, big brother, you have a heroic spirit, how can you commit yourself to someone else'......s follower?"

Xu's atmospheric milk waves rolled: "The dog's eyes look at people low, and the dog's eyes look down on people, isn't it? Uncle is not leaving, do you want to sit here?"

Wang Qilin couldn't help but smile and said, "This brother Tai is also a scholar like you. ”

A group of scholars gasped one after another, and they suddenly became anxious with the wind.

Are these people good-tempered? They found out that they had made a fuss and quickly apologized to Xu Da, and then sat down at the two tables next to them awkwardly.

The scholars are picking up the wind and washing the dust for their friends who come to study abroad, because after they have cold dishes on the table, someone sees the tender lotus root chicken head tube and asks what it is.

Coincidentally? After learning the name of this chicken? There was a scholar with a foreign accent who smiled lewdly and asked which chicken head it was.

As a result, a scholar said: "The chicken head of the newly peeled chicken head." ”

The two tables of the scholars burst into lewd and happy laughter.

Wang Qilin was convinced, and he looked at Xu Da: "Sven scum! Lost in it!"

Xu Da was stunned and said, "What are you doing when you look at the uncle and say this?"

Wang Qilin sneered: "I'm talking about all you readers!"

At this time, there was a sound of bamboo, and the scholars immediately ran to the window to look out, and there were also people running out of the small building opposite, all looking forward to the north.

Manchun Garden is like a garden in the south of the Yangtze River, with a small canal in it, and Wang Qilin thought that this canal was prepared for the prostitutes to play a game of flowing water, but it turned out that there were really boats running in it.

The boat was a girl holding the boat forward, and in the bow sat another girl, with a green silk coil and a golden hair in a bun.

She was dressed in white and green gauze, and when the wind blew, the lotus buds in the water were rippling, and the gauze was also rippling.

Look at the girl's face again, her eyebrows are like distant mountains, her lips are bright, and her eyes are moist, as if she is full of brilliance.

She wore light makeup, and the white veil on her body was like a snow-green veil like a curtain, showing that her temperament was out of the ordinary, like a white lotus, beautiful and cold.

Many perverted prostitutes saw her appear and began to pretend in various ways, some scholars shook paper fans, some rich people played with jade Ruyi, and some men raised their very exaggerated chest muscles.

Xu Da was different, Xu Da whistled at the girl.

Wang Qilin sneered when he saw this, and said loudly: "When the walker sees Luo Fu, he takes his beard and beard. When the young man saw Luo Fu, he took off his hat and put on his head. The ploughman forgets his plow, and the hoe forgets his hoe. Come and return to resent, but sit and watch Luofu. ”

The scholars understood his sarcasm and withdrew their eyes in embarrassment.

The girl on the boat turned her head curiously when she heard his voice, and Xu Da leaned against the window and smiled shamelessly at her.

The girl was also smiling, her cheeks were pink and red, her red lips were always slightly raised, and her moist and clear eyes were always smiling, and when she looked at people, she would feel that she was smiling at herself.

Xu Daben said in a low voice: "Seventh master, seventh master, come and see, the smiling girl smiled at me." ”

Wang Qilin said: "Someone knocked on the door, I was very good, she smiled at me. ”

Xu Da asked, "Seventh Master, what are you comparing blindly?"

Wang Qilin said: "I don't know this, the three major illusions of life!"

Xu Da sat down stupidly and muttered: "Master Dao always says that I am sassy, but Uncle still thinks you are the most sassy." ”

A bustard's mother came out to greet her and said: "Sons, uncles, the smiling girl came out in the morning to collect style, according to the rules, if anyone can impress her, then he is the guest of today's curtain." ”

The scholars in the room were agitated, just as the pig to be bred heard the sow bark.

The scholars pushed and shoved, and someone walked out and said: "Smiling girl, Xiaosheng is a student of Chang'an, I have heard that the girl likes poetry and songs, and now that spring has arrived, Xiaosheng has a poem that is quite suitable for the occasion and wants to give it to the girl." ”

Hanxiao nodded slightly and said, "Listen up, Childe, please." ”

The scholar twisted one hand on his chest and the other behind his back, and read aloud as he walked:

"A piece of clear light enters the courtyard, and the willow tops are slanting and the sun is faint. The small bridge turns east and no one crosses, and there are flying flowers from time to time. ”

"Good poetry, good poetry. ”

"Brother Du deserves to be known as a poet. ”

"No one has crossed the east of the small bridge, and there are flying flowers from time to time, which is really a good sentence in spring!"

Many scholars began to tout, and asked with a smile: "Dare to ask what this poem is called?"

The scholar surnamed Du smiled slightly and said, "It's called Spring ......."

"It's called Chun?" Xu Da replied with a look of shock, "Such a unique poem name, Brother Du, your surname, you can be famous for eternity just by virtue of this poem name." ”

The scholar said embarrassedly: "Brother Tai Mo is not laughing at Xiao Sheng? Xiao Sheng has not finished speaking, this poem ......"

"The spring of the year has come to an end, and I saw the east wind to the peony. Mo Dao was ruthless and silent, and some people were relatively leaning on the railing. The crisp and long chanting voice came, and he looked at the scholars with a smile.

The girl who held the boat said crisply: "This is the poem that my young lady made the day before yesterday, and I also made it when I saw the vitality of spring, what do you think of this poem, scholar?"

The scholar suddenly ran back with a chrysanthemum.

Xu Da likes to watch the excitement, so he stares and laughs all the time.

The scholar was embarrassed and said, "Brother Tai, you are also a reader, why don't you also go and make a poem for the smiling girl?"

Xu Da said proudly: "Uncle go, then uncle go, think that uncle's show is fake?"

He walked out with his hands behind his back, glancing around angrily to see a group of men with their legs and stomachs spinning.

The bustard's mother was also very worried, she was very worried about which bandit was pretending to be this rammer, don't shout as soon as she opens her mouth, 'Lao Tzu came to rob the wealth and rob the sex'.

As a result, Xu Da looked around and showed a contemplative look, and said slowly: "A piece of spring light comes into my eyes, and the garden is full of peaches and plums. Dongjun also has the intention of staying, and he released the remnants of the flowers out of the forbidden bush. ”

Wang Qilin clapped his hands and stood up and cheered: "Good poetry, good poetry." ”

Eight meows stood up and bowed a few times, which means that Meow Ye has convinced you.

Jiuliu, who was asleep, shook his big ears, and it changed its position to continue sleeping, but wagged its tail to show its approval.

Xu Da looked proudly at the group of scholars in the room, and the scholars also applauded, they had to admit: "It's a good poem." ”

On the other side of the crowd, a fat white man with a belly bigger than his buttocks ran over and asked, "Brother, which scholar did you ask to buy this poem?"

Xu Dayi grabbed him by the neck and asked, "You can question the uncle's temperament, but you can't question the uncle's integrity!"

Wang Qilin rushed out of the window and grabbed him, and said, "Master Xu, forget it, murder is a crime." ”

Seeing him appear, his eyes lit up with a smile.

She stood up and said: "This eldest brother's poem is very meaningful, and the first sentence points out my name of Yuanchun, which is really talented." But you're afraid it's a bit insulting to let the remnants of the flowers out of the forbidden bush again, right?"

Xu Da scratched his chin and whispered: "Damn, the uncle forgot about this stubble, and he knew to change it, but the uncle didn't make this poem for the girls in the Goolan Courtyard back then." ”

smiled and asked Wang Qilin: "Listen to the accent, this son is from the north, right? It seems to have a county accent, I don't know what poem you want to make?"

All eyes are on.

Wang Qilin wanted to pretend to be a force, but he also remembered the poems about spring, such as 'leaving the grass on the plain' and 'the spring river tide and the sea level', these are quatrains for the ages, but if he reads them here, it will really be a laughing stock.

So he reluctantly gave up this opportunity to pretend to be forced: "Miss Xiaoxiao misunderstood, she is the companion of this son, who is a reading boy who doesn't know how to write and ink, how can she have the ability to compose poetry in public?"

As soon as they heard this, many people began to gasp and turn their heads to each other.

Wang Qilin has a good hearing, he heard someone say, 'It's impossible', someone said, 'I'm blind', some people say 'I'm a good prostitute', and I don't know who said, 'Good chrysanthemums are all picked by bears'......

The last few words were insulting, and he turned his head to find the speaker and get him.

At this time, he smiled and said encouragingly: "Since Childe is a scholar, he should have listened to poetry less, as the so-called familiar reading of 300 Tang poems, he can't compose poems and will flow, why don't Childe try?"

Wang Qilin refused: "I'm really not good at poetry, and I invite the girl Haihan." ”

Xu Da said sourly: "Dwarf oil, don't be hypocritical, don't be hypocritical, you just fart, this girl will also say that your poems are well done, and then you will be cool today, hurry up and be cool." ”

Wang Qilin was angry and really farted at him.

Then the big guy pointed at Xu Dazhi: "Fart in public, it's shameless." "What kind of reader, I think it's a pig killer." ”

Xu Da is going crazy: Judging people by their appearance, is society so vicious now?

Smiled and smiled, took a small boat around the waterway and left flutteringly.

A merchant presented her with a treasure jade from the Western Regions, looked at it with a smile and shook her head.

One step and three times to turn around, the eyes are like spring water.

Xu Da hit Wang Qilin's back with his shoulder and said, "Seventh Master, she has taken a fancy to you." ”

Wang Qilin smiled quietly: "No way, if you look good, you can do whatever you want." ”

The two went back to the house and continued to drink, and after a while, Shi Shiran, the girl who was holding the boat with a smile, came over and said:

"A piece of spring light comes into the eyes, and the garden is full of peaches and plums. Dongjun also has the intention of staying, and he released the remnants of the flowers out of the forbidden bush. ”

Xu Da subconsciously looked up, and the girl blessed him and said: "This son's poem is indeed a masterpiece, my young lady read it several times after going back, saying that although this poem satirizes her, it meets the level of entering the scene, and she has set a rule to move her heart for the presenter to enter the scene, so now people should not be turned away because the child's ambition is high and despises her." ”

Xu Da's eyes widened, and Eight Meow thought he had seen some rare scene, so he hurriedly put his arm around him and looked out: What are you looking at? Let me, the little meow, also take a look.

The girl said: "But my young lady also said that the son may be ambitious, and she invites the son to drink tea and talk about poetry according to the rules, and if the son is not willing to go, he can not go." ”

Xu Da nodded like pounding garlic.

Wang Qilin thought, when did your young lady become blind? This is to look at Xu Da with the back eye, and I can't see where he is noble, right?

The girl asked Xu Dadao, "Is the son willing to go with the slave and maid to meet my young lady?"

Xu Da excitedly loosened his trouser waist and said, "The beauty has an appointment, dare not obey her fate?"

He stood up and coughed, his voice changing in excitement.

Wang Qilin raised his head and pretended to be deep, and said, "Ah, in this situation, my son-in-law can't help but want to write another poem!"

Xu Da said: "Come to a song, come to a song, your show as an uncle is what it makes fakes?"

He walked slowly indoors with his hands behind his back, and walked exactly seven steps: "Farewell to Jingchu and the twelve autumns, and meet each other to travel far away." The beauty has an appointment with spring, don't cry to the end of the world!hahahahaha!"

The girl exclaimed: "Although the son is good-looking and chic, this poetry is really abundant, and the talent is really shocking." ”

Wang Qilin said: "There is a good saying, crooked melons and cracked dates are the most delicious - ah no, you squint at people and you look down on people." Girl, do you see that my son-in-law looks crooked and cracked, and then you think he is ......"

"Don't talk nonsense. The girl was frightened, "Childe, this boy is a tiger with a bear's waist and a heroic spirit, and the slave maid misunderstood him as a famous general who led troops to defend the territory." ”

Xu Da touched his beard and said proudly: "Uncle is indeed quite heroic, ah, speaking of this heroism, Uncle has another poem......

"Okay, okay, you have a poem to read to the smiling girl. Wang Qilin had a headache when he mentioned poetry.

Xu Dalong walked in a tiger step, and Wang Qilin advised: "Master Xu, don't mess around when you go, I mean don't take off your shoes." ”

These words made Xu Da's face hang a layer of haze.

He had a hunch that he couldn't do anything this time.

Wang Qilin was left to drink by himself, and when the scholar who was greased and powdered saw this, he came up with a thief's eyebrows and said, "Where is the little brother?"

Wang Qilin glanced at him lazily and asked, "What are you doing?"

The scholar said: "Let me introduce myself first, you may not know, I am the eldest young master of the Jiafu of Zhending Mansion, you should have heard of my Jiafu, right? You should also know what my identity represents." ”

"I mean, do you have any plans to change your court? I am short of a scholar now, if you follow me, I will let you eat and drink spicy food, hehe. ”

Listening to the gay laughter in this gay, Wang Qilin suddenly exploded.

He smiled and asked, "You want to anal me, do you?"

Jia Sheng came up and said, "No, I want you to anal me!"

"I want to eat a fart!" Wang Qilin's face sank, "Ninety-six, bite it!"

Jiuliu, who was asleep, jumped up, opened his eyes, and saw Jia Sheng's face open and bite his calf.

Jia Sheng screamed, and the other scholars ran here.

Wang Qilin grabbed the eight meows and threw them out, the eight meows spun several times in the air, and after landing, the person stood up and pulled the front paws to swing out of the boxing fight, and then the back paws supported the ground and the front paws tore apart, and the swishing made a set of punches.

The scholars hurriedly stepped back.

They are not afraid of cats, but black cats are different, and this black cat can also punch!

This isn't a normal cat!

Wang Qilin whistled, Jiuliu spit out a section of his trouser leg and came back to sleep, and Bameow turned around and gave Jia Sheng a crotch.

After the sound of the cloth tearing, Hachimeow flicked his claws, and several strands of black hair fell in the air.

It squeezed its eyes at Wang Qilin, meaning: Although this hair is black, it is not Meow Ye's.

Jia Sheng howled and screamed, he was in pain and afraid, there were four blood holes in his calf, and the blood flowed like spring water.

Someone shouted, "You're in trouble!"

Wang Qilin wants to rest today, he really doesn't want to cause trouble, and he doesn't want to bully the local dog family.

So he took out the bronze lieutenant seal and slapped it on the table and said, "Listen to the bronze captain of the heavenly prison, if anyone wants to find my business, let him go to the heavenly prison post and wait for me." ”

The bronze seal slapped on the table, and the small solid wood table shook.

The scholars were stunned, and the timid hurriedly raised their sleeves to cover their faces, for fear that Captain Tong would remember their appearance.

Jia Sheng's screams were a little weaker, and the other scholars stopped him and ran in a panic.

Wang Qilin sneered: "Hehe, just leave?"

A scholar bowed with low eyebrows and bowed: "The adults are angry, the students don't know that the adults are here, they offended a lot just now, please Haihan, please have a lot of ......."

Wang Qilin said: "Don't worry, this official is too lazy to be as knowledgeable as you children, but don't forget the promise just now, settle the account for me." ”

He pointed to Jia Sheng: "Who should settle the bill, you all have counted, right?"

The students nodded honestly.

Jia Sheng left with a sad face, Wang Qilin felt that he was too magnanimous, this product provoked himself so much, but he only asked him to pay for a table of wine and food, this is simply a pie of the Holy Mother.

The dart masters tossed and turned after noon before going downstairs intermittently, some were holding on to the handrails, some were shaking, trembling, and some were pale, and it seemed that they were all working hard.

Wang Qilin smiled and said, "Enjoyable?"

He counted the people, and there was no one missing.

Tie Zhongkai said with a pale face and embarrassment: "Trouble adults have been waiting for a long time, I'll wait, I'll wait haha, let the adults laugh." ”

Wang Qilin said politely, Tie Zhongkai was sensible, and hurriedly went to the bustard's mother to settle the bill.

But he then came back in a hurry, and when he saw Wang Qilin, he bowed directly to the end: "Lord Wang, how can this be good? You are really, you are really righteous, you are really bold." ”

Wang Qilin was inexplicable: "What's wrong?"

Tie Zhongkai shouted at the other dart masters: "Bastards, don't all come over to greet Lord Wang, Lord Wang not only wastes time waiting for us, but also protects us, but also pays us to settle the bill, and asks us to prostitute girls!"

Wang Qilin was at a loss for a moment: Is there any? I settled the bill for you?

He immediately realized that it should be Jia Sheng who had settled the bill.

This was a misunderstanding, he just wanted Jia Sheng to settle the bill for his table of wine and food, and it was estimated that the bustard's mother also counted the accounts of the dart masters on his head and slaughtered Jia Sheng fiercely.

In this way, he is very pitiful to Jia Sheng, this pervert was bitten by two dogs today.

Since the dart masters have finished their work, Wang Qilin doesn't want to wait for Xu Da anymore, he wants to find the bustard's mother to see the situation and send a message to Xu Da to let him come out.

The bustard's mother earned a lot of money from them, so she was naturally willing to serve, shaking her hips and entering the small courtyard with a smile.

After a while, she came out of her way and asked, "Uncle, are you teasing the slave family?"

Wang Qilin frowned and said, "What are these words?"

The bustard's mother looked at him with a serious face, and she became a little anxious: "Your companion is not in the courtyard of Hanxiao, and the girl is not in her courtyard! Where did they go? Did your companion secretly take her out?"

Tie Zhongkai shouted: "You dare to question Lord Wang, blind you dog's eyes, Lord Wang will tease you with such a ......."

"Shut up!" Wang Qilin shouted, "There is no one in the courtyard of the smiling girl?"

The bustard's mother said aggrievedly: "Yes, the person is gone, the smiling girl and the uncle in your mouth are not in the courtyard! No, there is no one inside, even the green leaves of the smiling girl's maid are gone!"

When Wang Qilin heard this, he secretly screamed a bad dish.

He didn't suspect that the bustard mother was joking or looking for it in time, he wouldn't be so naïve, but directly thought of what Xie Toad said when he saw Xu Da yesterday:

Your Yin Tang is black, and there is a catastrophe in your fate, and there is pink in the black, this is the peach blossom robbery!