Eight Meow was very smart, and he judged that he had made a big deal this time from the thunder that was flying behind him, so he fled back to the post house and hid.

Xuanmao is hidden in the night, it's really useless for anyone to come.

Everyone looked for it for a day but didn't find a figure, Wang Qilin sighed: "This black cat is really good at hiding, it must be the most hiding existence in the world." ”

Xu Da shook his head: "It's not." ”

"What is that?"

"My wives and concubines, you see, I've been looking for eight meows for less than a day, and I've been looking for my wives and concubines for twenty years, and they're still nowhere to be found!"

"Wives and concubines—they?"

Xu Da nodded affirmatively: "We!

Wang Qilin thought for a while and said, "Since you haven't found it after looking for so long, could it be because your conditions are too strict?"

Xu shouted: "Still strict? I even thought that as long as they could speak human language and be mothers, they would be fine!"

"Look, you have two conditions, isn't that strict? You change it to one," Wang Qilin gave him an idea, "For example, if you remove the second condition and have no gender requirements, so that the space for you to choose will be doubled!"

Xu said angrily: "Get out!"

Wang Qilin said: "Otherwise, you give up the first condition? The mother who can't speak human words, this range is even larger, what do you think of Jiuliu?"

Cheerful laughter rang out at the post house.

Xu Da is usually bullying, so the big guys are happy to see him eat deflated.

Jiuliu also grinned, it didn't know what the big guy was happy about, anyway, it was happy, it was happy to see that its brother meow was not found.

Xu Da Wo Shui Dongyin: "Seventh Master, why don't you let Jiuliu go to find Eight Meows? The Xuan Mao can hide at night, but the Tengu is the best at tracking, let's attack the shield of the son with the spear of the son today, and see if the Xuan Mao can hide or the Tengu can find it." ”

Wang Qilin shook his head and said, "Ninety-six is useless, it won't help us deal with Eight Meow." Speaking of this finding object, I remember that your raven also has a good hand?"

The crow squatting on Xu Da's shoulder suddenly exploded, and it stared at Wang Qilin with wide eyes: I think you want me to die!

They turned the post house upside down and didn't find Eight Meows, so they went out of the post house to find it.

Wang Qilin has a firm attitude today, and he wants to educate this little kitten well!

Suisui Niangzi pulled her hair and asked curiously, "Uncle, what are you doing?"

The ugliness of the family should not be publicized, Wang Qilin smiled: "I'm fine, I'll wander around." ”

But then he thought that Suisui Niangzi was very good at cleaning up Bameow, and he felt that Suisui Niangzi should be in his bag, so this is not an outsider, it belongs to the family, so he told Suisui Niangzi about the good things that Bameow did in the morning and hiding.

Suisui Niangzi smiled: "Eight meows must be hiding in the post house, and now it is very cold after the snow, cats like heat and hate cold, you go to a warm place to find it." ”

Wang Qilin shook his head and said, "I have looked for it, but I haven't found it." ”

Suisui Niangzi said lightly: "The reason why you didn't find it is because it is constantly shifting, and if you find a place, it will hide from it, so that it is difficult for you to find it, but you have to set a trap to wait for it to take the bait by itself!"

Wang Qilin was stunned.

Reasonable!

"As for how to set a trap? It's very simple," Sui Sui Niangzi went back and took out a bunch of small dried fish, "This is the crispy dried fish that the slave family just made in the afternoon, and the eight meows have been hungry for a day, and it can't stop the temptation of this dried fish." ”

Shen Yi waved his hand and said: "Amitabha, Suisui, you don't understand Bameow, Bameow is not an ordinary cat, you can't tempt it with these little dried fish, or give it to the spraying monk, let the spraying monk take it back to drink." ”

The small fish is dried and the fingers are short, and after being washed, they are pickled, dried in the warm autumn sun, and roasted in the winter to be golden and crispy.

Shen Yi is very knowledgeable.

Wang Qilin snatched the small dried fish and said to Shen Yi: "You don't understand Suisui, these dried fish will definitely be able to tempt this little cub!"

He hung a bunch of dried fish in every room with a stove in the post house, hung dried fish on the kitchen stove, locked the window, and arranged for someone to spy on him at the door.

So at this time, the post house is quite scary, and during the day, I have to come back halfway to Wang Liuwu, who is a helper of the fifth flavor, and then I see a big man lying at the door of each room, and the big man pouts his ass and squints his eyes to look at the room from the crack in the door.

This made him stunned, he subconsciously wanted to shout, Xie Toad heard the sound of his inhalation and made a breathing gesture at him, and asked, "Old man Wang, what's wrong with you?"

Wang Liuwu said angrily: "It should be the old man who asked you what's wrong, what are you doing? What are you peeping at?"

He said vigilantly: "My mother-in-law and daughters are all white, you can't play hooligan on them." ”

Xie Toad was stunned and said, "Old Man Wang, aren't Mrs. Ling and Miss Ling all working in the Fifth Flavor? They didn't come back, did they?"

Wang Liuwu thinks about it too.

"Besides, Old Man Wang," Xie Toad said again, "you can doubt our character, but you can't doubt our taste. ”

Wang Liuwu thought about the appearance of his mother-in-law and several daughters, and then smiled embarrassedly: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, old man, I misunderstood you." ”

He went back to the room to change his clothes and left, Xie Toad looked at his stiff back and shook his head, muttering: "The Wang family doesn't look good, why is it that they are handsome and handsome when they reach the seventh master?"

Shen Yi, who was guarding the kitchen door, waved at him and impatiently drove him away.

Then he cautiously entered the kitchen, and the moment he closed the door and turned around, his eyes met.

Eight Meow was about to stretch out his hand to the dried fish, but was caught.

It subconsciously wanted to run, Shen Yi said: "Don't run, eight meows, the spray monk and you are your own people, no, your own cat......!

Eight Meow frowned when he heard this: How can you scold the cat? Meow Ye has half a catty and eight taels of melon seeds with you? Is it the fake wine that gives you the guts to make you say this?

Shen Yi misunderstood its expression and said, "You don't understand what the spray monk means, do you?" Hey, it's okay, you have an inflexible head, and the spray monk won't look down on you, because we are all the same." Oh, what does it mean? The monk means that his own family doesn't catch his own family, no, it's his own family who doesn't catch his own cat!

Yameow shook her head.

Shen Yi looked at it sympathetically and said, "Alas, your head is more confused than that of a monk, Amitabha, pitiful." The monk means our own brother, I won't catch you, but you give me a small dried fish, let's eat small dried fish together!"

Eight Meow immediately squatted on the ground and pulled out the boxing fight: "Meow meow!"

Dried fish, meow's!

You can't touch it!

Shen Yi understood what it meant, and said disdainfully: "Look at you, virtue! In the words of the Seventh Master, you call the road narrow! How many small dried fish are there in this house? You hook up with the spray monk, and then hide in the arms of the spray monk, when the time comes, let's go around the room and eat the small dried fish together, how about it?"

Eight meows suddenly.

I always thought that this fool had a head to look tall, but it seems that the meow looked down on him.

It divides the small dried fish into two parts, the large part for itself and the small part for the sinking one.

Shen Yi happily accepted this condition.

Eight Meow glanced at him contemptuously: Oh, fool!

It squatted down and picked up a small dried fish with its front paws and stuffed it into its mouth: "Click, click!"

It's crispy, fragrant, and delicious.

And then it gets dark!

Shen Yiyi covered the robe on Eight Meows, stretched out his hand to roll it up, and he rushed out and shouted: "Seventh Master, the spray monk has caught Eight Meows!"

Eight Meow angrily tore open the robe with its sharp claws, and it was about to wave its claws angrily, when it saw Wang Qilin's big face in front of him.

So it quickly retracted its claws and touched Wang Qilin's chin with its small hairy hand.

Flattering to tickle you.

Then it looked at Shen Yi angrily.

Shen Yi's face was full of indifference, and said: "Don't look at the spray monk with this look, the spray monk is for your good, give you some experience in the rivers and lakes, this is teaching you how to mix the rivers and lakes, and the dried fish is the tuition fee." ”

Eight Meow angrily tore at her robe.

Shen Yi said earnestly: "Eight meows, the rivers and lakes are like this, full of betrayal and intrigue, you remember, no matter who you deal with in the future, you must keep an eye on it!"

Wang Qilin kicked him: "Get out, don't talk nonsense." ”

Shen Yi shook his posture and shouted: "Amitabha, is the donor going to do anything with the disciples of the Buddhist family?"

Wang Qilin said: "I am the Wupin Realm, if I do it with you, I'm afraid I will kill you!"

Shen Yi retracted his posture and folded his hands together, and his face was sincere: "Amitabha, good and good, there is no way for good or evil, but people call themselves." The donor is in a good position, you must know that all dharmas are empty, the five aggregates are empty, and all dharmas are like dreams!"

Later, he said something like "if all the bodhisattvas" and "if you settle this law, you will have to be supremely pure and generous", and he trotted into the house to eat dried fish.

Wang Qilin looked at the eight meows, the eight meows stalk neck.

Meow Ye has a hard temper and will never admit his mistakes!

Seeing this, Wang Qilin patted his forehead: "I'm used to this little thing too much, no, I have to educate it well today, do any of you know how to educate cats?"

The group was eager to try, and the eight meows quietly stretched out their claws to scratch on the masonry on the ground, and the group immediately ran away with their heads down.

There are four clear scratches on the masonry.

Wang Qilin thought about it, carried the back of Bameow's neck to see Suisui, and told her of her distressed future.

Suisui Niangzi put down the wok in her hand, she wiped her hands with a scarf and smiled: "The slave family understands what Uncle meant, do you stew the eight meow skin in the broth?"

"Cat meat is sour, and the slave family used to like to make sweet and sour, just with the help of the sour taste in the meat. However, recently, the Western Regions introduced a vegetable called spicy is very interesting, and the slave family thinks it is also suitable to use it to stew cat meat, its spicy taste is very strong, and it will definitely suppress the sour taste of cat meat. ”

Hachimeow was stunned.

Suisui Niangzi picked up a sharp knife in her hand, she picked her fingers, and the sharp knife whizzed around twice in her hand.

Eight meows want to run, and the sharp knife falls.

Just in front of its eyes, the blade pointed at its face, it looked at the blade closely, and the cross-eyed eyes came out.

Suisui Niangzi smiled and began to prepare hot water, and Jiuliu mustered up the courage to bare his teeth at her and prepare to be ruthless.

At this time, she said: "The cat skin is very chewy, so it is best to kill the cat with boiling water, and by the way, the hair is scalded, so that the cat meat with skin is left to stew together, which is much more delicious than dog meat with skin." But if there is a puppy stew with skin and a different flavor, which of them is delicious?"

Jiuliu immediately lay on the ground and showed her a soft little belly, his tail swaying desperately, and he could sweep the floor as a broom.

Eight Meow quietly turned around, and another kitchen knife fell, slamming in front of it like a steel plate.

The way is broken!

Suisui Niangzi went to get the knife again, and the eight meows ran wildly, seeing this Suisui Niangzi chasing after it with a knife and shouting: "Come back to the slave family!"

Kitchen knives whistled out.

The severed black hair fluttered in the wind.

Eight meows were so frightened that they shrank their eggs, but the kitchen knife flew past its butt just now, and its tail was almost gone!

The little tail shuddered.

Suisui Niangzi walked over quickly, pulled out the kitchen knife and continued to chase, chasing behind it and cutting all the way, and the yard was suddenly in chaos.

Ninety-six clasped his tail rushed to Wang Qilin, hid between his legs, and stood up, hugging his knees with his front paws.

Live under the crotch.

Eight Meow failed to escape from the yard in a row, and finally it was forced back into the kitchen, and when it saw Wang Qilin, it pounced on him with teary eyes.

Suisui Niangzi reached out and grabbed its neck and pressed it on Wang Qilin's chest, she smiled after making a look, gritted her teeth and said, "I caught you!"

"Mommy!" Hachime yelled.

Wang Qilin hurriedly protected it and said, "Forget it, Eight Meow is actually a good boy, it's just a little naughty today, and it will be well-behaved in the future, right?"

Eight Meow nodded and almost dislocated his cervical vertebrae.

"Then don't bully the common people anymore, you know? You can't steal other people's things, don't bully, be a good meow, understand?"

Eight Meow not only nodded, but also threw his fat claws together at him.

Wang Qilin carried it to the lobby and let it stay at the counter, and said, "You want to be a lucky meow tonight, you can't go anywhere, okay?"

Eight Meow: "Whew!"

It sat in a proper manner, its little tail wide-eyed and still trembling.

Wang Qilin returned to the kitchen, and Suisui Niangzi gave him a roll of his eyes: "Eight Meows is going to hate the slave family to death." ”

"It doesn't dare, it's scared of you now. Wang Qilin smiled, "But only you can clean up this little thing, once it comes, its temper is simply lawless, no one is afraid except you! ”

Suisui Niangzi smiled angrily: "Training a cat is very simple, you just don't want to scare it, and you don't want to be a bad guy in front of it." ”

Wang Qilin shook his head and said: "No, I really don't know how to train a cat, I know how to train a dog, I know that dogs have hard bones, as the saying goes, a dog's leg can't be blinded, so a dog can beat it to his heart's content......"

Ninety-six collapsed on the ground.

The dog had tears in his eyes.

Suisui Niangzi squatted down and touched its head and smiled: "Jiuliu is not afraid, Jiuliu is never naughty, and he is the most well-behaved, so no one will fight Jiuliu." ”

Jiuliu gently rubbed her hand with her head, looking tender like water.

She said: "There is indeed a difference between training a cat and a dog, the cat is not beaten, so you can't really hit it, so you have to go off the rails." ”

"Training a cat depends on momentum, no matter how you want to clean it up, the momentum must be loud, you have to make it feel that it will die today!"

Wang Qilin nodded thoughtfully, and suddenly said, "If you can catch up with the eight meows, I can't catch up, so I can't clean it up." ”

Suisui Niangzi tilted her head to look at him and smiled: "Your cultivation is still a little worse, and the slave family's cultivation is slightly better." ”

This was the first time she had revealed that she had cultivated.

Wang Qilin asked, "What level of cultivation is you?"

Suisui Niangzi shook her head and said: "The slave family doesn't know, don't hide it from uncle, the slave family was born with cultivation, so I never cared about what kind of realm my cultivation has reached." ”

Hearing this, Wang Qilin was stunned, and he muttered, "Are you a demon, a demon clan?

"The slave family is a demon clan. Suisui Niangzi smiled, she blinked her eyes, and her long eyelashes trembled slightly.

"Then uncle wants to arrest the slave?"

Wang Qilin was about to speak, Suisui Lady suddenly became sad, she bit her lip and whispered: "If you want to do something with the slave family, can you not be in the kitchen? Otherwise, in the future, every time the slave family enters the kitchen, they will remember the scene of fighting with you." ”

She paused and smiled wryly, "Then the slave family will no longer like to go into the kitchen." ”

Wang Qilin became sad and said, "What nonsense are you talking about? Why do I want to do anything with you? I'm just curious about you. ”

Suisui Niangzi looked up at him, he waved his hand and said: "Forget it, if you don't want to mention your origin, then I won't be interested in knowing, I'm just curious, it turns out that the demon clan can really transform into a human form, this is really a god......"

"Suisui, why hasn't the golden jade stewed elbow come up yet?" Wang Liuwu poked his head out of the back door of the front hall, and he was stunned when he saw Wang Qilin, "No wonder I saw Eight Meows on the counter, why did you kid come?"

Wang Qilin was about to speak, Wang Liuwu suddenly said again: "Oh, you come to Suisui? Then you talk about it, hehe, Suisui, you don't have to be busy, I'll talk to the guests, let them be patient and wait." ”

He turned his head and closed the door.

Then after a while, the door opened again, and Wang Liuqiao came in casually and took a pair of chopsticks.

After she returned, Wang Lu came again......

Wang Qilin reluctantly took Jiuliu away, and if he didn't leave, he would be seen as a monkey.

He went back and saw Xu Da reading a book, and said, "Don't read the yellow book, I'll talk to you about something." ”

Xu Da said angrily: "What do you mean? You didn't read the name of the book at all, why did you say that about me?"

Wang Qilin asked, "Then what book are you reading?"

Xu Da stopped talking, put away the book and stuffed it into his arms.

Wang Qilin looked at him with disdain.

He coughed and said, "Aren't you looking for uncle?"

Wang Qilin leaned forward and whispered, "Suisui is a monster." ”

Xu Da was stunned: "What?

Wang Qilin said: "She is a monster, a demon clan, a mountain spirit and a water monster, she admitted it to me personally." Forget it, I'll tell you about being with her. ”

He started with Sui Sui Niangzi Xun Eight Meow, and then Xu Da waved his hand fiercely: "Wait, Sui Sui said he wanted to fight with you?"

"yes, she said I'll do it, what does that mean?"

"What does this mean, you don't know?" Xu Da was shocked, "Fight, she's a monster, you're a human spirit, a goblin fights!"

Speaking of this, he nodded suddenly: "Uncle understands, you understand, you came to me to learn skills, right?"

Wang Qilin said helplessly: "Can you clear up the things about the Yellow Book in your mind? What skills do I ask you to learn?"

"Surgery in the room. ”

Wang Qilin said impatiently: "Get out! I won't tell you, I'll go find Dao Ye, Dao Ye will definitely be able to give me some help." ”

He hesitated when he walked to the door, and when he saw that there was no one outside, he quietly walked back again: "Then do you know how to do the in-room surgery?" Confucius said that you will learn and live until you are old. ”