Chapter 139: I Am a Vase (I)

If this person is unlucky, he will stuff his teeth with saliva. I'm idle, so why do I come here to see the antique shop! I thought to myself, it was my teacher who turned into an ordinary person to help me, but I didn't expect it to be a gang of profiteers who hurt people. Alas, what kind of treasure is this old man's hand, why did he turn me into a vase in a moment.

"Hehe, the old man really has you, and he turned a poor boy into a vase all of a sudden, and now we can send it. If we find a few more people who laugh at Ba Ji like this, and then turn into some antiques, we will not become rich. I saw this woman who looked like Jiao Sanniang smiled at this person who looked like her teacher and said, "Old man, okay! I'll give you some delicious food today." The woman hummed a little tune and headed for the kitchen.

Who are these people, how can their conscience be worse than Zhao Zishu and the demon girl Black Dragon! Black Dragon, they kill people to fight for power, but these people turn some honest people into ancient understandings for money. Alas, what a lack of morality. When I think of this, I don't get angry.

Alas, what can I do to be angry? I can't move, I can only stand here stupidly, looking at these wicked people viciously. "Son, give me two more jugs of good wine," the old man laughed at the woman, and the woman went into the kitchen.

"How did my body become the color of the treasure garment I wore in the Grace Cave. Oops, my legs have become the bottom of a vase, what can I do now? "No matter how much I shout, no one pays attention to me, alas, this is my life, I have just cultivated a half-immortal body but turned into a sky-blue vase, my life is really bitter. "Teacher, where are you, come and save me!" I shouted in the direction of my teacher's residence, looking at the blue sky in disappointment.

The old man looked at me in surprise and said with a grin: "Hey, don't say that this treasure really works, this silly boy has suddenly become a vase." Debao, what are you doing there, move this vase to the house!" When I met these wicked people, I saw this man named Debao walking towards me with a smile.

"Hey, don't come here, what are you going to do!" I shouted at him, "It's illegal for you to turn me into a vase!" No matter what we called him, he still came running towards me, laughing at me as he went, "What are you arguing about, who knows that you are alive except you and us?" "Well, what do these people think? I saw this man come to me and pick me up.

"Ouch, I said that you eat very well, what do you eat, why are you so heavy!" The man named Debao teased me while lifting me: "Don't worry, I won't lose you, we sold you, and I will give you something tonight!" "Eat your head! I was a big living person turned into a vase by you, can I still eat it?" No matter how angry I was, he still looked at me with a grin.

"Alas, there are all shameless people in this world, I have seen people who steal people's money to survive, I have seen people who kill people for fame and money, and I have seen for the first time a person like you who turns living people into vases. Just laugh, sooner or later, you won't have to die well!" This man named Debao put me in the room, and his face changed and he said to me: "Who are you scolding, the person I hate most in my life is the person who scolds me." I said angrily to him, "Why do you dare to beat me!" The man smiled at me and said, "Not only do I dare to beat you, but I can also kick you!"

"What kind of people are these, the first time I've seen such immoral people, they have turned me into a vase and kicked me hard!" I complained and shouted, "Oh my mother, it hurts! You kicked me to death." "Haha, I don't dare to kick you to death, if you die, what will we do to make money!" I saw this person laugh and pinch my mouth open.

"Open your mouth, you can't open it!" his fierce look made me angry and afraid. He slammed my mouth open. Poured some black beans into my mouth and poured a lot of water into my mouth.

"You lack virtue or don't lack virtue, what the hell are you pouring me into!" I shouted angrily, "Why is it bitter and smelly! It smells like the corpses of dead people!" "Haha, eat the dead, you don't have this blessing, all I poured you was something with the rot of your body." As he spoke, he stood in front of me and laughed out loud and said, "Tell you these beans to prevent your kid from running away." As long as you move, your stomach hurts. As soon as he finished speaking, my stomach ached.

"I said, son, did you follow the method I told you?" I saw this old man, drunk and smoky, walked into the house, looked at me with a pair of drunken eyes, and said with a smile: "Oh, it's quite fine, but the color is a little worse." I saw the old man holding a pen and drawing beside me as he spoke.

Hey, isn't this pen the first time I died, my teacher ordered my pen on Huangquan Road, and how did it get into his hands? These questions came to my head at once, and I watched him draw a talisman on me to ward off evil spirits. And his methods are the same as those of his mentor, could they have been invited by his mentor to help me? These questions puzzled me for a moment, and I stood here quietly looking at him.

"Oh, what's this bulging bag?" I saw the old man flip out of my arms. "Alas, I said that the old immortal, don't turn it over, this thing was given to me by my teacher!" I scolded him angrily: "You turned me into a vase and was not virtuous enough, you still turned things over me, you really don't pay attention to it!" "Hehe, silly boy, people who are particular can't make a fortune." You see that you will become someone else's vase tomorrow, and your thing will be brought with others, so won't I lose a lot? Anyway, it's useless for you to keep it, so it's better to give it to me as a favor. Saying that, the old man took out the Qiankun bag, the fire avoidance bead and the Zhentian scarf in my arms, and smiled maliciously at me.

"Alas, what are you! Forget it if you hurt me, return to me what my teacher gave me, you lack virtue or not!" At this time, after he drew the talisman on my body, my body became stiff and unable to move.

In this way, I was left in the house overnight, and the next day I was picked up by the man named Debao and put me outside the door of the store. I became a vase, and many rich and noble people came to watch.

"Hey, you see which dynasty vase this is, it has a retro feel, this vase can't be cheap. "Antique, antique. What is sold is money, which is bought at a low price by ancient dealers from other places, and it must be thousands or ten or twenty thousand here, let's go, we can't afford it. "At this time, everyone who came to see me, but they didn't buy it, and I was dizzy in the hot weather, and I began to stagger.

"Hey, why is this vase going to fall!" I saw the old woman in the store say loudly to Debao's people, "Go and hold on to it, if it breaks, we will accompany you to Grandma's house." "I saw a man named Debao come to me with a yes.

"Boy, do you want to fall down and break our spell yourself? I saw him smile at me and said, "If you want to break our spell door, I won't give you one today." "I saw him take something like a tape from his bosom and put it on my chest. I just set the spell, and I couldn't speak, but I stood here dumbfounded.

"Hey, we didn't have this antique shop when we passed by yesterday, why is there another antique shop today!" In front of me, the two people standing were the demon girl Black Dragon and the wicked Zhao Zishu, and behind them stood many bodyguards and thugs. It seems that they are fierce.

"This vase is very beautiful, this must be ancient blue and white porcelain. I saw Zhao Zishu walking towards me while talking to the black dragon. "Sky blue is still patterned, I like this, what about you?" he said with a smile to the black dragon beside him as he touched me, "If we buy him back, good luck will come." "Ouch, big brother, you really have good eyesight, this thing is the time to transfer the bottle. I saw the old woman smile and leave the door of the store.

"When is the time to transfer the bottle?" I saw Zhao Zishu look at the old woman and asked suspiciously, "Can it really drive away my bad luck?" "Oh, big brother, why am I lying to you? Besides, we are also here to make a living! "You don't lie to it, you lie to me! Hmph, I'm obviously a living person. I looked at the woman angrily, and secretly scolded: "You can spend this money, you have to take medicine." I saw that the person named Debao glared at me viciously, but then I realized that his eyes looked like senior brothers.

"How much does this vase cost?" I saw Zhao Zishu looking at me and asking the old woman, "It's really as effective as you said." I saw the old woman smile and said, "It works, it works, it definitely works! It's not much, you can take 30,000 yuan." "Thirty thousand?" I saw Zhao Zishu, and after speaking, I was stunned and looked at the old woman.

"You just go and grab it!" I saw the black dragon standing next to Zhao Zishu and shouted loudly: "You don't look at who I am, do you really think we are dirt bags?" "Where are you soil bags, big brother, why do we have to earn some money......" The old woman didn't finish her words, and saw one of them say humanely: "Thirty thousand is not expensive, I bought it." "Shen Lilong, why are you again!" shouted the demon girl Black Dragon as she looked at the man who looked like me.