002 Extortion
Wang Fei, the protagonist of the new generation of time-traveling texts.
Five years ago, he was an ordinary young man on earth who had achieved nothing. I remember that night, it is said that there was an astronomical wonder that is rare to see in a thousand years. After playing the game until midnight, Wang Fei went to the balcony, intending to see this rare astronomical spectacle. Who knew that as soon as I saw it, I felt a bell ringing in my head, and then my head fainted and fell to the ground. When I woke up, I realized that I had crossed over.
This is a society similar to ancient China, and I asked my parents what dynasty it was, but my father, who was a farmer in the mountains, didn't know, and only said that this was Wuji Country. When the old man saw that his eldest son woke up from a coma and didn't know the year, he thought that his son was sick and was busy asking for a doctor. Wang Fei, who had come and was at ease, hurriedly stopped his father. Saying that he was fine, he spent some time trying to adapt to his surroundings and understand the new society. There was a great drought in the world that year, and there was no rain in March, and the crops were about to be harvested. Wang Fei, the traverser, was a sensation and organized the whole family to build a waterwheel and use a large bamboo tube as a pipe to irrigate crops, which stunned the eyes of the whole village. Fortunately, it rained and there was no drought that year. But Wang Fei's wisdom and ability have already surprised the villagers. Sure enough, a few years later, Wang Fei built a chicken coop, raised earthworms, and invented the breeding and planting method of earthworm raising chickens and chicken manure fertilizer. He became the king of chicken raising and farming master in the village. Then Wang Fei made wine and salt, sold pickled chickens and eggs, and ran shops. It has become a well-known wealthy family in ten miles and eight villages. Wang Laohan and his wife couldn't keep their mouths together, and there were countless girls in ten miles and eight villages who wanted to marry Wang Fei. Even Wang Fei's younger brother, thirteen-year-old Wang Xiaoer, has long been worried about it, and he wants to touch Wang Fei's light by the way. Originally, Wang Fei felt that his life should be an ancient farming text, and he would use the technology of his previous life to make a fortune, become a landlord and old wealth, marry seventeen or eighteen wives, and live his life happily. But today, when I met Tang Seng to learn the scriptures, Wang Fei knew that we were not in Wuji Country, but in Wuji Country. It turns out that this is not a farming text, but a Xianxia text.
Wang Fei's brain turned extremely fast, and there were as many demons as dogs in the Journey to the West world, and the gods were everywhere. I didn't meet it in the first five years, but it was just because I was nested in a small mountain village. And not to mention, it is estimated that the king of the black chicken country is now a monster, the mount of Manjushri Bodhisattva. If you want to live a happy life, you can't do it without cultivating immortals, not to mention that when you go to the world of Journey to the West, how can you be willing to be a mortal? And if you want to cultivate immortals, the best way is to get the cultivation exercises from Tang Seng and his party. Tang Seng shouldn't have it, but the monkey pig head and the sand monk are three, and just passing on a little kung fu is enough for themselves. So when I saw the strange face of the pig-headed monkey, I thought it was quite cute, and the hot eyes made both pigs and monkeys feel weird. At this time, the door rang, and the royal father and Wang Xiaoer came back, and according to Wang Fei's arrangement, they went to the market to bring back a large number of vegetarian food on credit, including a few baskets of steamed buns, a large number of dried tofu bamboo shoots, bean sprouts and gluten and other vegetarian food. Wang Fei was overjoyed, and hurriedly went to the courtyard to pick up his father and introduce him to Elder Tang. Tang Seng is a very good person in etiquette, and the royal father saluted, after the two of them exchanged greetings for a while, the pig's head saw that the food in the courtyard was already drooling, shouting and crying out that he was hungry. Wang Fei doesn't know what kind of psychology this pig's head is, a marshal of Tianpeng Linfan actually screams hungry all day long, but this is in Wang Fei's arms, if you don't shout hunger, I can't flatter you. Hurriedly opened the table and arranged for a few people to have dinner.
The Wang family has a spacious place, so two square tables were set up under the pomegranate tree, and Elder Tang was invited to take a seat, and the royal father accompanied the guests. The pig-headed monkey and the sand monk sat below. Wang Fei arranged to eat, so he first sent the steamed buns and pickles pickled by the farmer, and the Tang elder Si Swenwen did not have a large amount of rice, and he was full after eating a bun and a little pickles. The monkey sand monk doesn't use chopsticks much. Seeing this, Wang Fei persuaded:
"Elder Tang should be polite, I have quite a lot of assets in my family, and I have a heart of respecting Buddha and monks. You must use more of it. ”
Before the Tang monk spoke, the pig's head was extremely face-saving, and the steamed buns were almost one by one. kept stuffing it into his mouth, and at the same time he had time to persuade Tang Seng:
"Yes, Master, this little brother is so hospitable, you must eat well. Don't chill the little brother's heart of worshiping the Buddha. ”
Wang Fei laughed when he heard this:
"Exactly, it is this Elder Pig who knows my heart very well. ”
Tang Seng couldn't, so he had to continue eating. Seeing this, Wang Fei entered the kitchen, and saw that the three aunts and six mothers-in-law of the invited neighbors were helping the queen mother stir-fry, so he said:
"A few high-ranking neighbors work hard, help me treat the guests well tonight, for each fried dish, I will send twenty yuan, regardless of what stir-fried cold dishes, soup cakes and noodles, only vegetarian dishes are counted. ”
Neighbor Grandma Zhou was overjoyed and asked:
"Is this true?"
You don't need your own grain, oil and salt, and you can give 20 yuan for helping to fry a dish, which is a very cost-effective business.
Wang Fei smiled:
"My Wang Dalang is full of words, how can it not be true. Grandma, you cook a hundred dishes tonight, and I'll give you twenty taels of silver tomorrow. ”
That week, Grandma said happily:
"Okay, let Da Lang see the old man's cooking methods tonight. ”
After speaking, he rolled up his sleeves and began to chop vegetables, and the knife light flew like an afterimage. When Wang Fei saw Dale, he didn't say much, and served four or five fried dishes to the table with Wang Xiaoer. When I passed by the courtyard, I saw the white horse tethered under a tree. Hurriedly instructed his younger brother:
"Prepare some hay to feed this white horse, remember, add a hundred eggs to the grass, and twenty pounds of cooked soybeans. ”
That Wang Xiaoer was unwilling to hear it,
"Brother, how can you treat this group of monks so kindly, tonight's expenses are all worth half a year's income of our family. ”
Wang Fei glared when he heard this, and then scalped his younger brother and said:
"Don't say much, do as I say. Think about it, when have you missed it in the last few years?"
Wang Xiaoer rubbed his scalp and had to mumble to feed the horse. In recent years, Wang Fei has a great prestige, and the whole family listens to him. Although I couldn't understand it, I had to do what Wang Fei said. The Wang family feeds ploughing cattle, usually feeds forage, and there are a lot of eggs and soybeans. When the forage was prepared and brought to the white horse, Wang Xiaoer said angrily:
"Eat, eat, I don't know what my brother thinks, feed you beast so many good things. I couldn't afford to eat these eggs and soybeans seven or eight years ago?"
The white horse glanced at Wang Xiaoer, and lowered his head to eat the forage with a haughty step. Wang Xiaoer was a little weak at a glance by Bai Ma. Obviously it was a white horse, but it gave him the feeling that the village chief was staring at him. I couldn't help but mumble and turn around and leave,
"It's strange that a white horse is so evil. ”
On the other side, the dishes are served on the table as if they were flowing with various dishes. Tang Seng and the others stopped eating it for a long time, and only watched Zhu Bajie perform alone, no matter what the dish, the pig's head was eaten in two bites. To say that Grandma really has the means to say this week, first twenty or thirty stir-fried vegetables, then seven or eight dim sum desserts such as eight-treasure rice and steamed cakes, and then noodles, gnocchi soup, and other five or six soup dishes. Finally, there are five or six kinds of fried vegetables such as pancakes and leek boxes. It's really a pan-frying, cooking and frying, and although I didn't make a hundred dishes, there were always sixty or seventy. Wait until the vegetable ingredients are exhausted. When there was nothing to do, Wang Fei also felt that it was almost over, so he stepped forward and asked:
"How many elders are available?"
Tang Seng, who had been sitting for half an hour, was busy watching Zhu Bajie's performance:
"Use it well, the donor is so polite, I'll be full soon. "It seems that I am afraid that the pig's head will say that I will eat it.
Fortunately, at this time, Zhu Bajie was immersed in eating bread and had no time to speak. After listening to Tang Seng's words, he had no choice but to shake his head and say:
"My old pig is also seventy percent full. ”
The royal father was stunned by this, but he watched this pig's head eat nearly a hundred people's food. Hearing this, he wiped his sweat and greeted Tang Seng and said:
"Since the elder is full, let's withdraw from the table, Xiao Er, the child, come out and clean up. ”
After speaking, he dragged Tang Seng into the main hall. Here, Wang Fei watched his family clean up the tableware, thinking in his heart.
"Hehe, you've eaten so much of me, it's time for me to blackmail you into practicing the exercises. ”