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Humble lies

"Wake up the birds again. Xiao Jun wrote in Xiang Nan's hand.

Xiang Nan wrote: "No, if the same situation happens twice in a period of time, even if they don't understand what is going on, they will immediately raise their vigilance." ”

"Then what should I do, I can't get through these thirty meters. Xiao Jun wrote.

Xiang Nan was also very anxious, he didn't know what way Yue Donghai and the others chose to get rid of the demons, whether to steal or rob.

If Yue Donghai was allowed to steal the demon before him, it would be a big trouble.

Just as he was thinking, from a nearby building, a drunk man staggered out.

The mouth was carrying a wine bag in his hand, and he scolded and said: "Grass, why don't you lose seven games in a row, and Lao Tzu's money was won away by that group of mongrels like this." ”

Xiang Nan and Xiao Jun broke their nerves to the limit, because the drunk man was already staggering and walked towards them.

"Ha, black-skinned dog, I'll just say that you can't be lucky, you don't believe it. On the roof, a dark whistle laughed.

The drunk man scolded: "Are you a black-skinned dog, and then call Lao Tzu a nickname, Lao Tzu must urinate you one (body shēn)." ”

This person actually started to untie his pants!

He was closest to Xiang Nan, and watched the drunk take out something and start peeing, the urine was thrown around, and it kept shaking in front of Xiang Nan's eyes.

Xiang Nan gritted his teeth, and a stinking smell wafted in the wind, making him nauseous.

The splash of urine on the ground was less than half a meter away from Xiang Nan's face several times.

At this time, the drunk man took the wine bag and poured wine into his mouth again, and his action made his urine throw to the side and go directly to Xiao Jun's face.

"Oh no!" Xiang Nan said secretly.

Sure enough, Xiao Jun couldn't bear his handsome face stained with men's urine no matter what.

At this moment, a lot happened.

With his left hand, he pinched a ball of mud and bounced it towards the eaves of the building on his left, and the ball snapped and shattered on the eaves.

A few sentinels immediately looked towards the place where the sound had come from.

At the same time, Xiao Jun made a knife in his right hand, and the sharp hand knife silently cut off the drunkard's right leg, and the drunkard (身shēn) was unstable, suddenly threw himself forward, and opened his mouth to scream.

Xiao Jun slashed the knife in his right hand diagonally, and raised his hand at the drunk man who fell over, and the drunkard's head was split instantly, and the scream still didn't come out after all.

At the same time, Xiang Nan pressed Xiao Jun's whole person into the mud with his right hand, and he rolled on the spot to press the drunk's corpse to the ground, and absorbed a large amount of mud into the robe with vitality, causing himself a "very fat" visual effect.

At the same time, the human skin mask on his face quickly mimicked the appearance of a drunkard.

"What's going on!" shouted the whistle on the roof.

Xiang Nan grabbed the wine bag, staggered to his feet, and turned his back to Ming Whistle and said, "Grass, luck is back home, and I actually fell." ”

The archers immediately burst into laughter: "You (乳nǎi) (奶nǎi), the mud you picked up when you fell down almost made us think that someone had sneaked up on you." ”

Xiang Nan fell down again with an "oops", he lay on the body of the drunk, and absorbed the mud with his vitality and buried the corpse.

At the same time, Xiao Jun lay on the ground and gave Xiang Nan a thumbs up.

The archers were laughing again.

Xiang Nan's "falling" was full of mud, and while imitating the voice of a drunk, he staggered and scolded: "Look at the grass he (奶nǎi) (奶nǎi), Lao Tzu is dipped in a (身shēn) urine!"

The archers immediately looked at Xiang Nan gloatingly.

Taking advantage of the opportunity, Xiao Jun gently patted the ground with both hands, and (body shēn) floated directly into the aisle with the ground close to the ground.

His body clings to the wall of the building, rubbing little by little towards the other end of the aisle.

"Damn, let you make Lao Tzu anxious too. ”

Just then, an archer on the roof suddenly turned around and began to pee into the aisle.

"It's over!" Xiang Nan's mind buzzed.

The direction of the archer's urine happened to be Xiao Jun, who was hiding in the shadow (yin yīn) and standing against the wall.

Xiao Jun has already forced himself to endure it, no matter what, even if the urine is sprinkled on his face, he has to endure it!

But when the warm (hot) urine was about to fall on Xiao Jun's face, he realized that he had overestimated himself.

At this moment, urine has become Xiao Jun's nightmare.

He didn't say a word, and just dodged (身shēn).

"Who!"

The archer saw that there was something in the big (yin yīn) shadow, and immediately pulled out his bow and arrow in surprise and aimed it at Xiao Jun.

At the same time, other archers also rushed over, and in an instant, eight sharp arrows were aimed at Xiao Jun's eyebrows.

"Don't do it!" Xiang Nan was shocked and hurriedly said, "That'...... Isn't that who, I know him, he's ...... Well, he's ......"

Xiang Nan's mind was spinning rapidly, thinking about the corresponding strategy, but in this damn situation, how could he still think of a corresponding strategy?

"Blackskin, do you know him, who the hell is he!" the eight archers had drawn their longbows to the full moon.

"He is, uh...... He ......" Xiang Nan hammered his head twice with his fist, pretending to drink too much and couldn't think of it for a while.

Xiao Jun simply walked out of the shadow and scolded, "You bastards, you deserve to ask who I am!"

"Southern Regions Martial Artist?" Several archers were stunned, and Xiao Jun's thick Southern Regions accent immediately revealed his origin.

Xiang Nan is so angry in his heart, Xiao Jun, this bastard, came out to fuck before he even thought of countermeasures!

Xiang Nan's right hand was hidden in his sleeve, ready to release his vitality at any time and kill people directly.

That Xiao Jun scolded: "How can Lao Tzu's (body shēn) share be...... Well, aren't you...... Feel free to ask!"

One of the archers wondered, "Could it be a buyer from the Southern Regions?" I heard that it will arrive tonight, but how can it be in such a place." ”

"Buyer?" Xiang Nan's eyes moved, and he hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, yes, it's a buyer from the Southern Regions, you look at my memory (sex xìng), how did I forget." ”

The archer wondered, "Then why is he here?"

"Ah, I brought him in. Xiang Nan said busily.

The archer shook his head: "No, why didn't I see you bring him in." ”

Xiang Nandao: "Didn't you change the guard, damn it, you are still asking nonsense, after a while, our distinguished buyer friend left angrily, I see how you deal with it!"

He walked up and hugged Xiao Jun's shoulder: "Our distinguished friend came early, he was drinking with him before, he was drunk and fell asleep, and now he has just woken up." ”

Xiang Nan's mind was buzzing, he knew that the lies he made up were full of loopholes, but there was no other way in a short time.

And those few archers are obviously not people with logical ability and close ties, but not everyone is like Feng Xuan.

"Oh......" A few archers suddenly realized, "Since you're here, you still have a (fart) drink, come on, bring our distinguished friends to inspect the goods!"

Xiang Nan was overjoyed, but he didn't expect an accident to have an unexpected receipt.

Xiao Jun showed a proud smile to Xiang Nan and said in a low voice: "This son is still resourceful. ”

A pair of patrolmen rushed over and walked towards the depths with Xiang Nan and the others.

"Huh, why are you wearing our clothes? A patrol soldier asked Xiao Jun curiously.

"I'll change it for him, don't be verbose, let's go. Xiang Nan scolded angrily.