312. Killer Zombie
Although the rudder of the lower nine gates in Yuma County knew what happened at the post, they did not know the truth.
The entire rudder was loose inside and outside, and Xie Toad casually found out the truth after talking to someone casually:
The helm is no different from usual!
Seeing this, Wang Qilin was greatly annoyed, and he knew that he was cautious, so he directly mobilized people to destroy the entire rudder and arrest him and torture him.
Xia Jiumen does not do personnel, and he does everything in the business of abduction and stealing, and he has no psychological pressure to clean up these people.
But soon he rejoiced in his prudence: the helmsman was not at home!
Is there a connection between the disappearance of the Great Seal of the Post House and the absence of the helmsman at home?
Wang Qilin didn't know, but he knew that he had to investigate.
The person in charge of the helm is now called the master, a middle-aged man with two mouse beards, and when he learned that the three killings had arrived, he greeted him and asked: "Heart-digging scholar, peach blossom road chief, beheading King Kong, what kind of wind blew your three masters here?"
He looked at the three of them carefully as he spoke, but he didn't have a chance to see the true faces of Wang Qilin and the three of them, and before he left, Xie Toad made a disguise for the three of them, so he looked at it in vain.
Xie Toad said in a deep voice: "This year, the snow is heavy, the north wind has been blowing, our three brothers want to find a place to shelter from the wind and snow, what's the matter, isn't the master welcome?"
The master smiled and said: "The arrival of the master of the three talents, my small place is naturally full of brilliance, how can it not be welcomed before it is too late to go out to greet it? But are the three really masters of the three talents?"
Xie Toad took a step forward, his figure was like a gust of wind blowing willow catkins, and the person went directly to the master.
The master was shocked, he blinked subconsciously, and the person had already retreated to the same place.
This made him wonder if he had just been dazzled.
But the people around him were staring at his chest in horror, and he subconsciously looked down and saw that there were five more holes in the padded jacket on his chest.
The snow-white cotton wool was exposed, and the wind swayed a little.
Master's face became the same color as cotton wool: "What does this mean?"
Xie Toad bowed and said, "Master, aren't you questioning our identity?" I have no choice but to verify with you. ”
Xu Da said impatiently: "It's really a small demon in the temple, and there are many people in the pool." I said this master, you are a branch of a small sect in the county, and my brother is willing to come to give you face, do you understand?"
Wang Qilin said coldly: "If the three of us are Xibei goods, then do you have anything worth our door to cheat?"
The master endured his anger and said: "The three masters don't have to be angry, they just follow the gang rules, they want to be cautious, you must know that the court and the Wu clan have been strict in their investigations recently, and we have to be careful." ”
Xie Toad laughed: "If the imperial court and the Wu clan want to investigate you, do they still need to send someone to pretend to be a god and a ghost?
The bastards weren't convinced, but they had to nod.
There is only one gang in Pingyang Mansion, and that is Tianwumen, and there is only one group of gangsters in Pingyang Mansion, that is, the Wu clan.
The master said stupidly: "What Mr. said is reasonable, but if you want to live in my Yuma County for a few days, there is a good place to go down......
"Is that a broken house in the stove where someone pooped?" Xie Toad sneered.
Wang Qilin said impatiently: "Your gang is not big and has a lot of, do you think we are here to take advantage of you? Hmph! To tell you the truth, you are making trouble with zombies, and you can solve the person behind the zombies with these wine bags and rice bags?"
The master was stunned and asked, "What does the Taoist mean?"
Wang Qilin said lazily: "I'm a little tired after rushing all the way to the poor road, you can arrange a room for us to rest first." ”
The master didn't dare to offend the three of them, so he had to take them to a mansion and place the three of them in a room.
After entering the house, Xu Da closed the door and wanted to speak, but Xie Toad pointed to the ground in the middle.
There is a wood carving on the ground, carved with lotus flowers in full bloom, Wang Qilin doesn't know what the hell this is, but according to Xie Toad's meaning, the partition wall has ears, and the appearance of this land seems to be easy to eavesdropping.
The three of them went to bed while they were drinking, and slept until evening, when there was a sudden uproar in the courtyard.
Xie Toad woke up and saw that Wang Tusheng and the others were also in the noisy crowd, so he beckoned them in.
Several people were very eager for his peerless learning, and they rushed to kneel down when they entered the door, and after kneeling, they rushed to kowtow, and after kowtowing, they were louder than who kowtowed.
Wang Qilin frowned vigorously when he heard the thumping sound.
They're all ruthless!
Xie Toad beckoned them to get up and said, "I called you in this time to teach you the cultivation method, which is also one of the assessments. ”
Several people were overjoyed and shouted, "Thank you, master!" "Fulfill your mission!" "I have already prepared." ”
Xie Toad said: "We practice hand kung fu in this discipline, so we can practice the palms and fingers as hard as iron. If you are a monk halfway, I am afraid that it will be too difficult to cultivate from scratch, so I will give you a secret that will not be passed on......"
"Thank you, master, please accept the apprentice's worship!" Xiao Tao cleverly stepped forward and knelt down and kowtowed.
This sparked an arms race, and others kowtowed while scolding their mothers in their hearts.
Xie Toad enjoyed these treatments with peace of mind, and then said: "There are three steps to this secret that is not passed on, the first step is the easiest, you go to find sand and heat it in an iron pot, stir-fry the sand with both hands, stir-fry it for half an hour every day, and if you can't do it, don't come to see me." ”
A few splashes suddenly chuckled in their hearts.
Wang Tusheng asked in fear: "Do you want to keep firing for half an hour?"
Xie Toad said angrily: "Isn't this nonsense?
Xiao Tao nodded and said, "Yes, the master's instructions have been clearly stated, why don't you understand, senior brother?"
These words are equivalent to knocking a sticky stick on the back, and Wang Tu wants to beat him angrily.
But he had more important things to ask, and said, "Master, the hot sand is more terrifying than boiling water, and after half an hour of stir-frying, our palms will be wasted." ”
The rest of the people looked at Xie Toad with blank eyes.
Xiao Tao showed a resolute expression: "How could the master abolish our hands? He just wants us to endure hardships, and only by suffering hardships can we become masters, right, master?"
Xie Toad nodded with a gloomy face.
Xu Da said: "Wait, the poor monk has something to add." ”
The splashes hurriedly looked at him, and Wang Tusheng asked, "Is Master King Kong going to teach us foreign kung fu to resist hot sand?"
Xu Da said: "No, the poor monk is to ask you to buy some raw chestnuts, pumpkin seeds and other things when you practice, and then help the poor monk fry some snacks every day, and the poor monk will make offerings to the Buddha." ”
"Amitabha!"
The pimpies almost burst into tears when they heard this.
Wang Qilin asked, "What were you arguing about before?"
Wang Tusheng hurriedly replied: "Oh, something is wrong, we have a brother who killed the zombie in the artillery war!"
Wang Qilin's eyes lit up and asked, "When was it killed?" It can't be daytime, and zombies can come out during the day?"
Wang Tusheng said: "Master Fu Mingjian, it is indeed not a daytime thing, it should be last night, there are two brothers living together, and they didn't show up today, and the big guy didn't pay attention to it." ”
"Or just now there was a brother who went to the two of them to play money, and the door was always open, and after going through the wall to go in, I saw that one of them was dead and the other was gone!"
"Yes, we inquired, and a neighbor saw the artillery fight last night, but he didn't know that the artillery battle had turned into a zombie. Xiao Tao added, "So this must have been done by the cannons." ”
Wang Qilin said: "You see, it has gradually started to attack the people around it. Wait and see, it will definitely come to this helm again, you don't die, it won't stop. ”
He asked, "How did the zombie cannon die?"
A few splashes scrambled and said, "I'm sick." ”
Wang Tusheng said disdainfully: "Fart, have you seen it?
The pimples shook their heads.
Wang Tusheng looked at the three of them and said, "He died of a sudden illness!"
Everyone sneered, and he hurriedly added: "The masters don't understand, this cannon has a temper problem, and he also has epilepsy, a disease brought from his mother's womb, if he hadn't had some talent in deception, he would have been driven out by us a long time ago." ”
Wang Qilin asked, "He is very clever in deception?"
Wang Tusheng said: "Yes, fake horses take off satin, deceive and sell pigs, send silver first and then abduct, etc., etc., wind, horses, swallows, birds, porcelain, gold, comment, skin, color, hanging, the top ten deceptions do not he will not, he and his master Thousand Faces Buddha are very famous in our Pingyang Mansion Road, and they are the two top wind gate masters." ”
Wang Qilin nodded slowly, and then asked, "After he turned into a zombie, did you go to dig up his grave to see?"
Wang Tusheng said: "I went to see it, why didn't I go to see it?" I went the next day, but the grave was dug up, the coffin was opened, and there was no fart in it, just a bunch of disgusting things. ”
"Disgusting stuff?"
"It should be spit out, or it may be pulled out, anyway, it's disgusting to have white and black. ”
Four people died in three nights, and there was a bit of chaos in the helm.
The master couldn't be at home, and he couldn't explain to the helmsman as a result, so he begged the door of the three people and asked the three of them to solve the zombie matter.
Wang Qilin said: "This is not a trivial matter, but you have to take us to see the coffin of the artillery battle first, and I will judge the situation of this zombie by the yin qi left by the coffin." ”
The master hurriedly said, "Then let Wang Tusheng take you there, how about it?"
Wang Qilin nodded in agreement, and Wang Tusheng and the others took them back to the area around the old mansion they had been to in the afternoon.
The location of the old house is called the grave pile, and after the death of the cannonball, it was stuffed into a thin coffin and buried here.
It was dark early in winter, and it was already dark when they arrived at the grave pile.
Wang Tusheng took them to an old grave, there was a stone tablet at the head of the grave, Wang Qilin lit a torch to see, it was written 'the tomb of the late father Hong Dabin'.
Seeing this, he was quite surprised: "There is still a son in the artillery battle?"
Xiao Tao grinned and said: "He has a fart son, this grave is a grave we found casually, we dug out the coffin inside, and replaced it with a coffin for artillery battles, so that someone will come to burn incense and kowtow to him in the future, lest he don't even have an incense paper money after he becomes a ghost." ”
Wang Qilin really wants to stuff all these people into the coffin, is this what people do?
But he thought that this was really something that only humans could do, and ghosts couldn't do it, and animals couldn't do it.
Recently, the soil of the grave was soft, and the coffin was quickly dug up.
The splashes tried to behave well and scrambled to push the lid of the coffin open, but as soon as the lid was opened, the torches stretched forward, and in the red light, a dead corpse stared at them with wide eyes and twisted faces......
The screams behind were loud and loud, and the splashes scrambled to climb up, and you pulled me and dragged me, crying and howling.
Wang Qilin kicked Xiao Tao, who climbed the fastest, down again, and said angrily: "It's just a corpse, and it's not a zombie, what are you afraid of?"
His kick was a bit heavy, and Xiao Tao was kicked into the coffin face to face with the corpse inside, and his lips accidentally touched the corpse's cheek.
He couldn't even scream at this moment, and after pinching his lips and climbing up, he wanted to draw a knife and peel off his mouth.
Wang Tusheng straightened his eyes and shouted, "How can it be a donkey's mouth?"
Wang Qilin asked in a deep voice: "Don't panic in advance, who is the donkey's mouth?"
Wang Tusheng hurriedly said: "Didn't I tell you just now, there are two people living together, one of them is dead and the other is missing, and this missing person is Donkey Mouth!"
Wang Qilin asked, "What do these two people do?"
Wang Tusheng said: "Neither of them can do anything, and they are two wastes in the empty door, so they dare to rush ahead without fear of death, or drag them to take a sin when something happens." ”
"The two of them are not things, they do all kinds of bad things, and they dare to dig graves and rob graves. ”
"What kind of tomb robbers are they? They just dig up ordinary graves, pick up shrouds, resell coffins, and so on. ”
Wang Qilin nodded.
The empty door is one of the lower nine gates, and there are also towel doors, leather doors, wind doors, fire doors, demon doors, beggar doors, strange doors and so on.
At that time, when he learned about the Nine Gates, he was amazed that the gangs in a small place were so subdivided into such a transparent way, which was much better than them listening to the Heavenly Prison.
What is there to listen to the heavenly prison? In addition to the various official positions, there are only Youxing and Lux Shi!
Xu Da went down and dragged the corpse out, the corpse covered his chest with both hands, Wang Qilin pulled its stiff arm and saw that there was a two-finger-long scar on his heart.
He raised the torch again and looked at the coffin, and there was indeed a lot of filth in the coffin, which had frozen in the cold, so it was still well preserved.
The torch reached into the coffin, and he scrutinized the things.
The nose god Chong Longyu is very powerful, even if this thing has been appearing for many days, he can still smell it.
Xie Toad also sniffed it and said, "Goji Na!"
Lycium is a plant also known as oleander.
Fan Chengda of the Song Dynasty once wrote in "Guihai Yu Hengzhi Zhihua": wolf. The leaves are slender and long, slightly like willows, and the light red flowers bloom in summer, and there are dozens of calyxes in a flower, and there are still them in the depths of autumn. Flowers, branches, leaves, skin, roots, and juice are all poisonous.
Wang Qilin probably knew what was going on.
He stood up and asked, "What is the relationship between this man and his master?"
"It's like father and son!" Wang Tusheng said hurriedly.
"No way!" Wang Qilin shook his head, "Think about it carefully, how is the relationship between the two?"
Wang Tusheng was not convinced and wanted to argue, Xiao Tao thought for a while and said: "The cannon battle was picked up by the Thousand Faces Buddha, and the relationship is very good, but I have heard rumors that the artillery battle has learned all the skills of the Thousand Faces Buddha, and the Thousand Faces Buddha is old again, so he wants to dominate the wind gate, which makes the Thousand Faces Buddha very unhappy." ”
Wang Qilin nodded and asked, "Who did you eat with the last meal of the artillery battle?"
Someone said: "He ate with his senior brother Yu Zheng, Yu Zheng has good craftsmanship, he got a cow's head that day and cooked a pot of beef face meat." ”
When he got here, Wang Qilin probably understood what was going on, and he motioned for everyone to bury the coffin back, and then carry the body of the donkey's mouth back.
But the pimpies were unwilling to do this work, so they directly threw the body of the donkey's mouth in the old house of the grave pile, saying that they would let the master bring someone to clean it up after dawn tomorrow.
Wang Qilin and Xu Da walked behind the crowd, and he gave several orders for him to release the crow.
It was dark, and no one noticed the crows flying.
Seeing them coming back, the master asked anxiously, "Three masters, what have you discovered?"
Wang Qilin kept a gloomy face and said, "Many things have been discovered, and one of them has found a corpse, which is from the mouth of a donkey. ”
The master was stunned, and a trace of fear flashed on his face: "Donkey's mouth? Donkey's mouth is still dead?
Wang Qilin said: "No matter how simple it is, it must be killed by zombies." So tell the brethren to be careful tonight, gather all the big guys in the helm, and squeeze them if there are not enough rooms, and don't let the zombies break them down. ”
He pointed to his room again: "Our brother is waiting in the yard for the zombies to arrive tonight, this house is for your people." ”
Seeing that the three of them took the initiative to take the responsibility, the master was overjoyed: "The masters are really kind-hearted and righteous, and they will thank the three masters for their kindness instead of thousands of people from the lower nine gates, and they will never forget this kindness!"
Soon, there was chaos in the helm.
Xie Toad asked, "Seventh Master, do you know the truth of the matter?"
Wang Qilin smiled: "You know it too, right?"
Xu Da said impatiently: "What kind of dumb riddle are you two playing? ”
Xie Toad looked at him in surprise and said, "Hey, Xu Ye, don't you know what's going on? ”
Xu was stunned.
He was silent for a moment and said, "I probably know it, cough cough, you talk about it again, let's confirm it." ”
Xie Toad wanted to tease him, Wang Qilin was not in the mood, and said: "The cannon battle is not dead, let alone turned into a zombie." ”
"What happened should be like this, he was too ambitious to be the boss of the wind gate, and the Buddha of a Thousand Faces couldn't bear it, so he asked the eldest disciple to poison him with oleander in the name of inviting him to dinner. ”
"I don't know if the artillery is prepared or there is a problem with the oleander poison, the artillery is not dead but falls into suspended animation, which is also the characteristic of oleander toxicity, which will make people lose consciousness, apnea, numbness, and death in a short period of time. ”
The Thousand-Faced Buddha felt ashamed, thinking that he was dead and hurriedly buried him, but the oleander poison also had the effect of inducing vomiting, and finally the cannon fought in the coffin and vomited out most of the things he had eaten, and he did not die. ”
It happened that night that the two donkeys went to pull his grave and wanted to dump his things and the coffin, but after they opened the grave and pushed the coffin, the cannon woke up. ”
The two fools thought that he had become a zombie, so they ran home in fright, the cannon fight was not stupid, he quickly understood what was going on, with his fiery temperament, he naturally would not eat this dumb loss, so he came back to take revenge. ”
He pretended to be a zombie to kill the Thousand Faced Buddha who was the mastermind behind him first, and then killed the elder brother who killed him, killed the two donkey mouths last night, and sealed the donkey mouths in the coffin. ”
Xu Da was puzzled: "Why did he kill the two of them?"
"Presumably to avoid future troubles," Wang Qilin speculated, "these two people finally saw him sit up from the coffin, and after a long time, I am afraid that they will realize that the cannon battle did not turn into zombies but came back to life." ”
Xu Dadao: "If that's the case, he should kill the two of them first, right? Isn't he afraid that the two of them will remember that they didn't become zombies two days ago?"
There is some truth to that.
Wang Qilin pondered for a moment, and immediately said: "I know, you want to go out and send a letter to Wu Jingzhan again, telling them that the cannon battle is hiding in the house of the two of them!"
"He killed these two men last night to get a reliable place to stay!"
"Tell Wu Jingzhan that he will be interrogated after the artillery battle, and then he will be directly punished, and then let Chen Weiyue bring the body over at night. ”