Mr. Xu said goodbye and turned around after a short time, and a boy behind him brought out three cups of hot tea. Mr. Xu sat in the main seat to accompany him, but he didn't speak, just looked at the colorful writing on the wall in a daze, and it was difficult to see joy and anger on his face.

Mei Zhanxue had the worst concentration after all, and couldn't help asking, "Mr. Xu, did you write these words?" Xu Wancun was slightly moved and said, "Exactly, how is it written?"

Mei Zhanxue said: "Not only did I not practice kung fu well, but I also didn't learn words well. Anyway, we have a gentleman in charge of the accounts at home, and I don't need to write. Xu Wancun said: "This is not called writing, it should be called calligraphy, or calligraphy." Those who have a law are calligraphy, and those who can't be saved are bookkeepers. For example, if you practice martial arts, it is not good to call it fighting, and they all say that they are studying martial arts, and this principle is the same. Turning his face to look at Chu Qingliu, he seemed to have the intention of inquiring.

Mei Zhanxue said: "You don't have to count on him, he is also a layman, and he is not as literate as me." Seeing that he was very disappointed, he said: "You are the word, I want to say that you are the best in the world, and you must not believe it----- Xu Wancun interjected: "That's natural, even if I am arrogant, I still know that I still have this, I just want to hang out so as not to be ashamed and ugly, that is." ”

Mei Zhanxue said: "It's hard to say whether it's ugly or not, but according to me, your writing is good, better than what our Mr. Shi wrote." Xu Wancun said: "What do you say?"

Mei Zhanxue said: "Our Mr. Shi, one person is in charge of the accounts of the entire dart bureau, both hands can plan the plate, left and right bows, and can talk and chat with people, my father said that this Mr. Shi is the most learned person he has ever seen." ”

Xu Wancun said: "This is nothing unusual, everyone is born, and everyone has their own abilities." I only ask you, how is his calligraphy?" Mei Zhanxue said: "He is not as good as you." Xu Wancun said: "How do you say it?" Mei Zhanxue said: "Since I was a child, I have never seen him write words with the size of a basin, at most it is only the size of a bowl. Like you, the word 'god', there is a man who is taller, and if he sees it, he will be amazed. ”

When Xu Wancun heard this, she seemed to have something to say, stood up and walked a few steps, then returned to her seat and said, "Writing, not the bigger the better. Mei Zhanxue said: "I understand, just like a weapon, not the heavier the better." ”

Chu Qingliu said: "Third sister, you and I are both rough people, so don't let Mr. Xu laugh at it." Mr. Xu, I also bother you to point out a water source, let's fill it with water to walk, and poop each other. Mr. Xu is an elegant person, and it is inconvenient to repay the silver money for the love of tea, but he can only understand it. ”

Xu Wancun said: "There is no need to mention the matter of money, as long as the two of you don't think my words are tasteless, you can sit for a while, that's it." Although there are no big streams and rivers in this mountain, it is still convenient to get water, but it has not yet reached the point where it cannot be given to passers-by. Think about it, what is the hardest thing in this world?"

Chu Qingliu said: "This can't be generalized, the honey of A, the arsenic of B 2 frost, and vice versa." Let's just say that Mr. Shi can think with both hands, and he can talk to people in his mouth, this kind of ability, even if he kills my head, I can't learn it. Suddenly, I felt a tingling itch in my left foot, which then calmed down, and I didn't care.

Xu Wancun said: "That's right, there are some things, A will know it at a glance, and B will work hard, and he can only learn a little skin." Cats and dogs walk on all fours, but dogs don't climb trees like cats, which is very strange. ”

Mei Zhanxue said: "What's so strange about this? The chicken has two wings, but it can't fly. Chu Qingliu said: "Mr. Xu, the family teacher said that the first thing in life is to be strong, which is good." However, everything must be looked at, not too strong. If you have to compare with the masters of the world in all skills, or even with the peerless masters of the past and present, you will not be able to get along with yourself. ”

Xu Wancun said: "I'm not so arrogant. I, as a person, have had a lot of experience in appreciating calligraphy since I was a child, and I can be said to be self-taught, and later I read all over the world. But the words I wrote, but I am very ashamed, it is really unseemly, my eyes have a god, my wrist has a ghost, in calligraphy, I am a master of the eye. This is like a man who is used to seeing a beautiful woman like Shih Tzu Diao, but when he goes home, he has to live with his yellow-faced mother-in-law, which is really a tragic thing. Mei Zhanxue snorted coldly.

Xu Wancun said: "It's like a woman, who is used to seeing beautiful men like Pan An and Song Yu, but she wants to marry a stupid stinky man, which is the same distress." So I worked hard to learn calligraphy, and after 30 years of hard work, I finally got to this point, and although it was nothing, I could hang it out. He glanced at his right hand and seemed to be very emotional.

Chu Qingliu said: "Mr. Xu's hard work can be an example for future generations. Mei Zhanxue said: "Mr. Xu, you are called going against the sky, and you will get twice the result with half the effort." If I change it, I will spend money to hire a person who can write well, and I will never write again for the rest of my life, that is. ”

Xu Wancun smiled faintly and said, "I don't want to blow the conch so much, do you two know the reason?"

Mei Zhanxue said: "Few people come here, even if you want to brag, no one will listen, am I right?" Xu Wancun said: "This is only one of them, and there are two and three of them---- it seems that it should be time." This sentence was very inexplicable, and as he spoke, he got up and walked outside.

Mei Zhanxue said: "What's the other, it's mysterious, oh, why are my feet numb? It's not good, the tea is poisonous!" Before the words fell, Chu Qingliu had already punched out a handful of stones, but most of them hit the wall, and only a few of them hit Xu Wancun's back.

Xu Wancun said from the wall: "Yes, the tea is poisonous, and it is not a shame to brag about the two of you who are going to die." ”

Mei Zhanxue said angrily: "We have no hatred or hatred with you, you actually poisoned people, I will fight with you!"

Xu Wancun said: "I still have something to do, I will come to visit the two of you in an hour, and when the time comes, the two of you will only be able to move above your neck." After saying that, he walked away.

About an hour later, Xu Wancun really went and came back, and changed into clean clothes, seemingly very tired. He came to Chu Qingliu, stretched out his index finger and touched Chu Qingliu's chest, and when he saw that Chu Qingliu really didn't move, he was very proud, and said, "My dose of "Flesh Fossil Dew" seems to be quite useful. He pulled a chair and sat down across from them, and said, "Don't you have anything to ask?"

Mei Zhanxue said: "What kind of hatred do we have with you, why do you want to poison us?"

Xu Wancun said: "You and I have no grudges, but when you outsiders come to us, there is only one way to die, this is the rule set by the predecessors, and I just follow it." Do you remember the pig herder? He must have gone to the presbyterian church to report by now, and if I don't get rid of them, I'll have to take on the boss's role. ”

Chu Qingliu said: "Since you don't like outsiders here, that kid shouldn't bring us here." ”

Xu Wancun said: "This is your truth. In our opinion, when we encounter people outside the mountains, we must lead them to the mountains to kill them, only in this way can we keep the peace of this mountain township for a long time, and I would rather be burdened by people outside the mountains than by people outside the mountains. You are looking for water, and the monkey brought you here, didn't you find water?"

Chu Qingliu said: "You are right, it is our luck that is too bad. He was silent. He has been running his true qi all the time, trying to move his body in vain, but he has no effect at all, and there is nothing he can do.

Mei Zhanxue said: "You scolded the people outside the mountain for being bad, but you didn't dare to fight with the people outside the mountain, so you had to hide in the mountain, you are all cowards!"

Xu Wancun said: "You are right, we can't afford to provoke you, so we have to hide." ”

Mei Zhanxue said: "You tricked us into coming here and poisoned people, you are ten times worse than people outside the mountain." She only felt that after a while, she would not be able to move above her neck, and she was afraid that she would not be able to speak again, so she had to say a few more words as soon as possible to vent the resentment in her chest.

Xu Wancun said: "To deal with bad people, you have to be worse than bad people." ”

Mei Zhanxue said: "Not only are your handwriting ugly, but your ability to poison is too poor, and the people outside our mountains are much more powerful than you in medicine." ”

Xu Wancun said: "You people outside the mountain are poisoned, only for a quick word, what eight steps down seven steps, and what five steps down three steps, and even as for some people boasting about seeing blood and sealing their throats, this is the first glimpse of the door, and it is still far away." Sir, I poison it, I can be fast if I want it, slow when I want to be slow, and it's all up to me to be fast or slow, this is the real ability. If you bleed to death on the spot, wouldn't it be very disgusting and troublesome?" This person is really strong, and he doesn't want to admit defeat in the fight against Mei Zhanxue, a woman who is about to die.

Mei Zhanxue said: "Everyone will say that if you can cure the poison on our bodies, and then replace it with other poisons, so that we can see blood and seal our throats, I will really obey you." ”

Xu Wancun said, "What's so difficult about this?" got up and walked out of the house. When he came back, he was followed by a big black dog, this dog had long legs and long body, fat and strong, Xu Wancun pointed to the dog and said to Mei Zhanxue: "How about this dog?" Mei Zhanxue said: "What else can I do? It's just alive." ”

Xu Wancun pulled the big dog into her arms, patted the dog's head, raised three fingers of her left hand, and shook Mei Zhanxue, Mei Zhanxue said: "This is a needle." Xu Wancun nodded, pierced the needle into the dog's head, and saw that the big dog didn't even hum, and fell softly. Xu Wancun said: "What?" Mei Zhanxue said: "It's not alive." ”

Xu Wancun said: "You see, it's not very difficult to get a quick medicine. ”

Chu Qingliu suddenly opened his eyes and said, "Xu Wancun, you are a despicable and shameless person. Xu Wancun said: "How do you say this?" Chu Qingliu said: "What you do is not done by human beings, so it has to be classified as animals." If you don't have the courage to kill people out of the mountain, that's fine, but if you don't care about it, you will kill people outside the mountains when you see them, can there be such a reason in the world? Unreasonable people have a human form in vain, but they are not worthy of being called human beings, they can only be beasts! I, Chu Qingliu, have eyes and no beads, and I deserve to die if I deal with animals. ”

Mei Zhanxue said: "Pigs and dogs are not as good, even this dead dog on the ground is not as good!

Xu Wancun's face turned red and white, and finally he couldn't bear it anymore, rushed to Mei Zhanxue, and raised his hand to fight.