One hundred and seventy, I want an antidote
When a few soldiers came up, they had to tie up Chen Lu. Chen Lu thought, this prince is very famous, it turns out that he is also a scheming person, don't you ask me which camp I come from? Confused prince, no one can save you if you want to die, and said: "Don't be busy, you can't be busy, you can't tie me up, and you can't kill me." If you don't believe it, try it, lord, and you will never stain your carpet. ”
Wang Ye and Zhong Wenwu laughed: "Okay, just try how hard your neck is, and cut it here." ”
Two tall executioners dressed in white sundresses entered. The executioners of the Celestial Empire wore red for auspiciousness, for fear that some unjust souls would find them. White here is used as auspicious, and executioners also wear white.
Chen Lu thought that they also posted Spring Festival couplets during the New Year, but I don't know if they posted white or red. They think that white is auspicious and holy, and that is white. A row of black letters is written on white paper, pasted on the door frame, wow, how strange, it doesn't look like a Spring Festival couplet! It looks like a ....... Thinking of this, Chen Lu couldn't help but smile.
Everyone was stunned, and so were the two executioners. The person who feels that he has lived enough and is about to cut off his brain, but he laughs. The executioner picked up the hoop and the thick-backed machete and was about to do it.
Chen Lu said: "Stop, stop, where are you going to cut? Aren't you cutting your neck? I don't kneel, you can't go down this knife to cut your waist, and I can't kneel, what should I do?"
The executioner was also stunned and asked, "Yes, what should I do?"
Chen Lu said: "You are so stupid, I really don't know how you became an executioner, you came here as a bribe, right? ”
As he spoke, he unhurriedly moved over a chair and pointed to the executioner, then to his neck.
The executioner showed a smile on his face, and actually stretched out his thumb to Chen Lu, this time it was Chen Lu's turn to be stunned, I was dizzy. The executioner climbed into the chair, stood firm, gestured at the back of Chen Lu's neck, and said, "Brother, am I going to cut it?"
Chen Lu said: "You are so verbose, do you usually do this every time you cut someone? ”
The executioner rounded the machete, the iron ring on it rattled, and a gust of wind slashed at Chen Lu's neck, and at a distance of an inch from the neck, everyone heard a click, clang, and sparks splashed everywhere. The executioner flew more than five feet away from the chair, and the big knife came out of his hand, and the left arm of the other executioner was cut off at the shoulder, and the blood flowed profusely. The two executioners fell to the ground and howled.
Everyone in the big tent was stunned, but Chen Lu broke the silence: "If you don't treat them quickly, you will die if you bleed for a while." Lord, it's not my fault, I didn't expect to stain your carpet, my old man has always been a talker, this is a complete accident. ”
When the prince woke up, he felt that this was very strange, and just as he was about to speak, a general stabbed him with a sword. The Huns also used swords?
Chen Lu said: "Lord Wang, the executioner has tried, my old man can't be killed, since I can remember, this is still the best temper, I can't fight back, I don't scold back, this can be regarded as giving the prince face." If there is a sword test, my old man is not welcome. I always say, don't mess with me. ”
The prince shouted: "Stand down!"
The general pretended not to hear, twisted the sword trick in his hand, jumped up in the air, and stabbed Chen Lu with a sword. The scene just now appeared again, the difference is that the general was not thrown out, but was caught by Chen Lu. Chen Lu picked up his saber and said, "I said, don't mess with me, don't mess with me, are you so brainless?"
The prince hurriedly said, "Slow down, please be merciful to Mr.'s subordinates." ”
Chen Lu let go of his hand, and then saw that the battle-hardened general had collapsed on the ground, his surprise exceeded his fear. This people are very superstitious, he thought he had offended the gods, but Chen Lu still pointed his sword at him.
The prince then said: "If there is anything, sir, just talk about it, and if you have any requirements, just mention it." ”
Chen Lu slammed his sword to the ground, and when there was a loud bang, only the hilt of the sword was exposed, which frightened the civil and military forces of the big tent.
Chen Lu lifted the general up and said, "Just like a bear, how can you go to the battlefield to fight? Let me take a look at the old man, are your pants wet? Go into battle again tomorrow, let your mother put a diaper on you, get out, your mother will let you go home to feed." Look at the face of the prince and spare you. ”
The general crawled back into the queue, leaving behind a barrage of sighs. Chen Lu still said the same thing: "I want an antidote." ”
The prince said, "Answer, find the antidote to Mr." ”
Holding and not leaving, fighting backwards, being disrespected by the bear, I have to be rough with my old man, Chen Lu thought, looked at Aira, and Aira agreed to go out. Chen Lu said: "I will go with you, dare to do something and kill your whole family." After saying that, he followed the answer to another big tent.
He replied: "This bag belongs to the prince of Tuntou, and I usually keep it personally, and his things are here, so you can find what you need." ”
Chen Lu said: "They all fell to the ground. ”
The answer was all shaken out at once. A cowhide bag that Chen Lu was familiar with caught his eye, and Chen Lu said, "Sure enough, it's this guy." He picked it up and sniffed it, and said, "That's right, that's it, no thanks, farewell." ”
After saying that, he walked away, and with a whistle, the big green horse ran over. Chen Lu was just about to get on his horse and shoot a rain of arrows at him, he was taken aback, afraid of hurting the big green horse, so he hurriedly sacrificed the green dragon sword to shoot the feather arrows, and retreated while fighting, and the arrows became more and more dense.
His left hand slapped out the three steps of the ten directions of the universe, a yellow light shot out, a clang, the arrow shaft was broken, he rode on the horse and ran towards the Dazhai Gate, at this time a torch was thrown at him, which was his weakness. All he wanted to do now was to flee quickly and shoot the big green horse, but there was no movement. He said, "Dog, go, no response."
Chen Lu understood that in the eyes of Da Qingma, these were mortals, and they couldn't show their skills in front of them. Chen Lu scolded: "Dog, you killed me." ”
He reined in his horse and looked at it, and there was already a pile of firewood all around, and the fire was getting stronger and stronger. He suddenly remembered the pen of the Narcissus King, quickly took it out of the bag, recited the incantation, and threw it into the air.
Suddenly, there was a thunderbolt in the clear sky, and for a moment the wind was fierce, and the heavy rain poured down, faintly mixed with the sound of surging waves, not like the sea, Chen Lu sounded like the Dalu River flowing in the mountains and valleys.
At this time, Da Qingma took the opportunity to jump out of the fire array, Chen Lu looked back, the fire was still burning, and the heavy rain just poured a way on him. He hurried to the camp gate, and no one dared to stop him, and walked out of a few miles, wanting to hurry back to the embassy camp.