507. Strange Beasts (It's Almost the Weekend, Everyone Rushes to the Ducks)

This meal was eaten in a hurry, mainly because Xu Dalian ate and drank and gobbled up quickly, and then he began to ask:

"Why haven't you finished eating yet?"

"Seventh Master, what are you doing? Take a small sip and let you sit here on a blind date? Eat a little bit and swallow it with a big mouth!"

"What's the matter with you, fat boy? Why can you eat so much? Eat less, look at your cheeks, it's like being dumped with a dozen or twenty big mouths, you're already too fat!"

Fat Wuyi swallowed the eel in his mouth and said: "Xu Ye, what you said, we Qingyi people all have big mouths after turning into people, okay? I don't eat much, do you see how much I have eaten today?"

Wang Qilin looked at the stack of plates beside him and said nothing.

It's really delicious.

He patted Fat Wuyi on the shoulder and said, "Eat more and eat more, it's a blessing to be able to eat, and the young man can only do it if he can eat!"

This product is so edible, and I am afraid that the food expenses will rise in the future, so since someone has a treat, why not let him eat more?

He ate too much at noon and less at night, and ate his meal at night.

Fat Wuyi gave him a bright smile: It's still an idol who treats me well.

Wang Qilin gave him a kind smile back, and told him with encouraging eyes: Eat hard, beautiful boy.

Fat May Day made persistent efforts, and there was a whirlwind, and the wine and food on the table were cleaned up.

In this way, Wang Qilin clapped his hands and said: "The disc action can't be wasted." Okay, that's all for this meal, let's go outside and eat less?"

Mao Yiqi got up and said, "The pastime has been arranged for the lowly position, you invite the adults to come with the lowly position." ”

Wang Qilin looked at the sky and said, "It's a little early, right?"

Xu Da stretched out his arm and hooked his shoulders with him: "Seventh Master, you don't understand, there is the excitement of the night at night, and there is the fun of the day during the day." ”

They went out of the restaurant and diverted to the south, there was an open space in the south of the city, and the open space was a market, a vegetable market, a meat market, a grain market, a horse market, and so on.

Seeing this, Wang Qilin and Xu Da glanced at each other, and scratched the back of their heads in unison.

Mao Yiqi eventually took them to a large house in the corner of the market, and a large color portrait was pasted on the outside of the big house:

There are winged mice, there are winged fish, and there are winged tigers.

There are eagles with horns on their heads, turtles with birds' heads, and poisonous snakes with heads at both ends.

Also, the villain in the urn, the alien beast with the body of a monkey, and the python with a human face......

Among them, the human-faced python was wrapped around a girl, who had a face like a peach blossom and a slender waist, but she was a southern beauty.

Xu Da looked at Wang Qilin in astonishment: "Seventh master, uncle thinks that this atmosphere is not right, and the taste is not right." ”

Wang Qilin opened the door curtain, and a fishy smell poured out: "The brain let the door squeeze, right?

"Master Mao, what kind of place is this, what are you going to show us?"

Mao Yiqi arched his hand and said: "Lord Hui, I want to take you to see something rare, a few days ago, we came to Zhending Mansion with a strange man and beast troupe, didn't Lord Xu say last night that he wanted to see snake......s?

"Wait, when did Uncle say he wanted to see snakes?" Xu Da asked in amazement.

Mao Yiqi pointed to his belt and said: "Last night, my lord, you said to the lowly position, I want to find something fun today, and when the lowly position asks you to make it clear, didn't you touch the big snake on your waist?"

Xu Da said: "Uncle, uncle, that's lifting the belt of your pants!"

Mao Yiqi sneered: "I thought that you had heard about this strange man and beast troupe, and wanted to come and see it, so I gave a hint to the humble position, and the humble post specially found the owner of the troupe last night and made an appointment to give us a show this afternoon." ”

"And when you were having lunch, didn't you say that you wanted to see the slender waist of the Chudi beauty? Look, there is a slender waist beauty snake dance here. ”

He pointed to a colourful painting of the girl's waist which was indeed extremely slender and frighteningly thin.

Xu Da let out a long sigh.

Wang Qilin was really energetic, he pushed Xu Da and said: "Okay, okay, let's open our eyes today and take a look at these strange beasts, I haven't seen this kind of strange beast yet, is it an ancient beast?"

Fat Wuyi said expectantly: "There is an old turtle with a bird's head in it, is it the spinning turtle in the "Classic of Mountains and Seas"? If it is a spinning turtle, it would be fine, if I can take the tortoise home, I will definitely become a family hero!"

"The Classic of Mountains and Seas, the Classic of the South Mountains" has clouds, there is a turtle whose shape is like a turtle and the head and tail of a bird, its name is called a tortoise, its sound is like a judgment wood, it is not deaf, it can be the bottom.

The word "can be the bottom" in this account means that the turtle can cure the underlying disease, which is a foot disease.

It's nothing for the human race, but it's a big problem for the Xianji clan such as Qing Yan, they rely on their feet for many things, and if there is something wrong with their feet, it's really a complete calf.

Therefore, the audience of the divine book "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" is not only the human race, but also many races of demons and monsters.

The building used by this strange beast team itself belongs to a theater troupe, with a stage in the middle, a circle around it is a stand, and a private room on the third floor.

Mao Yiqi said that he had found the boss of the team to meet for the afternoon performance, but in fact, he booked the best private room.

When Wang Qilin entered, someone was singing inside, and there was a big wooden box on the stage, and there was a charming girl lying in it singing loudly, with a crisp and pleasant voice and a high-pitched and loud voice.

The girl sings a one-man show, which is difficult to sing, because the guests are not very willing to buy for the one-man show.

As soon as Xu Da came in, he complained: "Come to this place to listen to the play? Hey, uncle might as well go and listen to the book!"

Wang Qilin said: "Zhending Mansion is a serious place, and there is no one who says Huangshu. ”

Xu Da complained even more.

Fat May Day is also weird: "What's the point of a one-man show?"

Mao Yiqi said in a low voice: "Adults have misunderstood, the big guy is not here to listen to the play, but to watch people and see this girl." ”

"What's there to see?" asked Xu Da.

Mao Yiqi said: "Look at her lower body, she only wears clothes and no pants!"

Xu Da gasped when he heard this: "You men from Zhendingfu are too fucking obscene!"

As he spoke, he cocked his toes.

The girl kept twisting her body when she sang, and every time she moved, the waves beat and the water rippled, and then she would show the lower half of her body.

As Mao Yiqi said, she only wore clothes on her upper body, and she didn't wear anything on her lower body, she was naked.

That's the body of a big fish!

The girl herself is like a person, she has fragrant shoulders and a crisp back and a slender waist, and it is a plump crotch that slides down from the waist, but this crotch is only half a section, and then down is the fish body and fish tail......

Xu Da stood on tiptoe and saw a big fish tail.

Wang Qilin was stunned: "This, could it be a merman?"

Mao Yiqi nodded with a smile, and Xu Da said categorically: "It's definitely not a merman!"

His decision surprised Mao Yiqi: "Why did Lord Xu say this?"

Xu Da said: "This strange beast team is performing in your Zhending Mansion, is it to make money?"

Mao Yiqi smiled: "That's natural, if it's not to make money, what's it for?"

Xu Da said: "If you have a shark in your hand, will you let her go out to sing to make money, or let her cry twice a day and drop a few pearls to sell for a lot of money?"

Mao Yiqi was stunned.

Wang Qilin nodded thoughtfully: "That's right, then this is not the legendary merman?"

Mao Yiqi said: "What they advertise to the outside world is that they are sharks. ”

Just after lunch, there were already a lot of guests here, many people with their wives and children sitting in the stands downstairs, and the children cheered in surprise from time to time, it was like a playground.

After reading it, Wang Qilin felt strange: "Why are there so many children? And they are all children from the township, right?"

He grew up in the countryside, so when he saw the children in the stands dressed up, he could recognize where they came from at a glance.

It's a muddy version of black beans!

Mao Yiqi said: "The team of strange people and beasts will not stay in one place permanently, because they are just rare, and the big guys will lose interest if they watch it three or twice at most, and they will not spend money for a long time." ”

"At first, this strange beast team sold tickets normally, whether it was adults, children or the elderly, it was fifty copper baht a ticket. After ten days, the price will be reduced to 20 copper baht, and after another 10 days, adults will be 20 copper baht, and the elderly and children will not need money. ”

Wang Qilin nodded and said, "Now the countrymen seize the opportunity to bring their children to open their eyes?"

Mao Yiqi said: "Yes, for them, this may be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity." ”

Xu Da smacked his lips and said, "The boss is very good at doing business, is he going to harvest all the money of the people of Zhending Mansion?"

Wang Qilin looked around, and there were many people who brought their children to open their eyes, each with several children.

In these years, there are many children in every family, so if the father himself spends 20 copper baht, the result can open the eyes of the whole family and children, this transaction is very worthwhile, even the farmer is willing to spend this money.

When they entered the door, Wang Qilin immediately felt that eyes were on him, and the hair on the back of his neck inadvertently swelled.

His heart turned at will, and he subconsciously raised his head, but he didn't see anything abnormal.

Upstairs is a circle of private rooms, some people lie on the railing of the private room and look down, and there are bird cages scattered on the railing, and there are birds combing their feathers in it.

He felt that something was not quite right in this place.

The five flying swords were immediately ready to move, and the five heavenly dragons all came out, sitting on the hilt of the sword as a villain to watch the excitement.

Soon someone came in a hurry, and when he saw them, he crossed his hands and saluted: "Lord Mao, if you don't see you for a day, if you don't see you every three autumns, you can be regarded as bringing a distinguished guest." Come on, come on, go down here, I've reserved a private room for you. ”

Mao Yiqi waved his hand: "Three adults, please?"

The private rooms are on the top floor.

It's not a good location, it's not very good, you can't see the people on the stage here, you can't hear the sound clearly, but this place has the best view, and you can overlook the whole building.

Mao Yiqi frowned, he was not satisfied with this private room.

The boss explained: "Lord Mao is angry first, and listen to the small explanation, you want a private room on the third floor, and I also left you the private room below, I don't believe you go down to see, the private room on the third floor is still empty." ”

"But why did you bring you here? I made my own opinions, but I had ideas, and I thought that Lord Mao brought distinguished guests who listened to the heavenly prison, and they were all high-ranking people with cultivation. ”

"The eyesight and ear power of the masters are naturally incomparable to ordinary people like us, so what if they are a little higher? ”

"But there is a high place to see the pleasure of the mountains, which is the lower floor can not be compared in any way, if you are on the third floor, then someone on the upper floor throws something, you have to look up and raise your neck, in the lower feeling that it is really a bit insulting to the dignity of the adults and guests. ”

The shopkeeper is a good businessman, he said in an orderly and orderly manner, and his emotions are well controlled.

Mao Yiqi's face was soothing, and he motioned for him to leave.

The box on the top floor is clean and luxurious, and the railings of tables and chairs are not all carved from fruit woods such as peach wood and apricot trees, exuding a faint and elegant fruit wood fragrance from the inside out.

On the table, there were candied fruits, fruit plates, dried fruits such as melon seeds, broad beans, fried beans, etc., and then a beautiful little girl brought tea.

Mao Yiqi respectfully invited Wang Qilin to sit down.

Wang Qilin sat down slowly, and sighed in his heart: I'm Nima, it's so cool to be an official!

It seems that because of their arrival, today the show started early.

The mermaid in the big tank sang a scene and the curtain ended, and then a strong man brought up one box after another.

The box opens and inside are jars, the large jars are as tall as an adult's thighs, and the small jars are only as tall as an adult's knees.

Immediately, many people applauded: "Honeypot villain!" "Salt pot ghost!"

A head the same size as a normal person stretched out of the jar, with an adult's head and a child's head, and his face was smeared with colors like a clown on the stage, and then arms stretched out from both sides of the jar.

These people's arms are as long and short as normal people, and they are stronger than normal people, and can support them to walk with cans.

They began to play clown on stage, with loud voices and exaggerated facial expressions, attracting the children to shout and scream.

Mao Yiqi had naturally watched these performances, he nodded and said: "It's really more comfortable to watch a play on the top floor, I was uncomfortable being noisy by a child last time." ”

Wang Qilin pointed to the children in the jar below and asked, "What's the matter with these people?"

Mao Yiqi said: "The people in the sea shell, their clan was born without legs after birth, so they will look for large conch shells and shells to hide inside, so they have such a name." ”

"But although there are many snails and shellfish in the sea, how can they get such a disability without legs? Therefore, the people of this tribe are very easy to die young, and they are not prosperous and have no reputation. ”

Later, some Tan people found them and gave them ceramic jars to hide in, and some people took them into the Central Plains to perform and found a means of livelihood for them, so that after a long time, their clan became famous. ”

Wang Qilin asked, "Where did you get this information?"

Mao Yiqi said: "I saw this kind of shell people when I was in Xiangjun, and I saw it in the backyard of some big families, and the big families raised them to relieve their fatigue. ”

Wang Qilin said: "Then have you ever thought that they may not be an overseas family, but have been murdered since childhood, forcing them to live in a jar?"

Mao Yiqi shook his head and smiled: "It can't be like this, I have also been in contact with them in private, and they all have memories from childhood to adulthood, and they have told them some things about their lives on overseas islands and reefs, which can't be faked." ”

"And there are also friends and relatives who walk on the sea, and they say that there is indeed such a group on the sea, and they worship a kind of sea crab as their ancestor, and that kind of sea crab likes to find snail shells and shells to drill into. ”

"It's supposed to be a hermit crab. Wang Qilin said, "But there are still hermit crabs as ancestors?"

Mao Yiqi nodded thoughtfully: "That's right, isn't that the people in the sea shell?"

At the beginning of the show, the people were amused by the people in the shell, but many people came to open their eyes rather than have fun, and then they shouted:

"Bone Lady!"

"I want to see the two-headed snake!"

"Let the apes come out!"

The shouts were chaotic, and finally they gradually gathered together and shouted: "White Bone Lady!" "Let White Bone Lady come out!" "White Bone Spirit, you want to see White Bone Spirit!"

The people in the shell were not embarrassed by the guests' cheers, they followed the crowd to coax, and some people ran to the backstage to take the initiative to pull people.

Slowly, a girl in a white gauze dress came out, her head was covered with white gauze, and she could only see her slender figure, bumpy and convex, very flavorful.

The girl walked on the stage with light steps, and a gust of wind blew through her white yarn and trembled, and the girl reached out in her sleeve to press the white yarn, but the person in the shell next to her deliberately made trouble with her.

The wind blew fiercely, and the white yarn flew away, revealing a white bone face!

The children screamed in fright, and their cries were loud and loud.

Fat Wuyi's eyes widened: "Hey, it's so exciting." ”

Wang Qilin and Xu Da looked at him in shock: "You like white bones?"

Fat Wuyi shook his head and said: "No, I like to listen to children cry and howl, hehe, it's the most interesting thing to scare children." ”

Xu scolded: "You are really not human. ”

Fat Wuyi smiled as a matter of course: "Yes, I am Qingyi, not a person." ”

Xu Da reached out and patted his forehead.

Sloppy.

As a result, the girl shook her head, revealing a delicate and lovely face that seemed to be disgusted and happy, and a mask of white bones fell from the ground.

When she shook her head, her hair fell, and the soft black hair hung down on her cheeks and was swayed by the wind, adding a bit of mystery to her beauty.

The girl opened her mouth and began to sing a little song, unlike the mermaid girl, her voice was clear and complaining, and Wang Qilin couldn't even hear what she was singing in the children's screams.

The wind blew her hair into her mouth, and she reached out to brush her hair.

The outstretched hand is dry bones!

This can't be faked!

The white long sleeves fell, revealing that the arms were also dry bones!

Wang Qilin couldn't understand, there was no muscle, no blood and no fascia, how could she control her arm?

The children screamed again, but with the bone masks they had used as a base for them, and their screams were more excited than frightened.

The Bone Girl sang a few songs and danced and slowly retreated, the curtain fell, and two ropes fell, and two apes, one black and one yellow, jumped down and began to play on the stage.

The two of them have human faces!

Fat Wuyi scratched his head and asked, "Seventh Master, is this the strange beast lake in the "Classic of Mountains and Seas"?"

Wang Qilin asked rhetorically: "Isn't the lake with the body of a horse and the wings of a bird?"

Fat Wuyi said: "No, Seventh Master, my grandfather once told him about the "Classic of Mountains and Seas", he said that the lake is a person, and what he eats will become what it looks like, for example, if he eats a bird, he will grow bird wings, and if he eats a monkey, he will grow a body of monkey hair, but what remains unchanged is that face. ”

Xu Da said: "The problem is ......"

"Master Xu, don't, don't. Wang Qilin hurriedly stopped him.

But Xu Da's words have already come out: "If there are women in the lake, if they eat gourds, what will become of it?"

Wang Qilin breathed a sigh of relief, he felt that there was nothing wrong with this problem.

Fat Wuyi said: "Maybe the body will become the shape of a gourd?"

Xu Da said to Mao Yiqi: "Master Mao, I'll ask the shopkeeper if this is a lake? Does he have a girl lake here? If there is a girl lake, then the uncle invites her to eat a gourd!"

Only then did Wang Qilin understand how long Xu Da's fishing line was!

He said, "This is not a lake!"

Xu Da said: "Ask, ask without delay, and don't spend money." ”

Wang Qilin said: "Even if there is a girl, what should I do if she is very ugly? ”

Xu Da squeezed his eyes at him: "Seventh Master, you don't understand, why does God make the night so dark? Uncle just told you, there is fun in the day, and there is the excitement of the night in the night, as long as the night can be day, it is really exciting and interesting!"

Mao Yiqi sighed in his heart: It's really sassy.

After the human-faced ape, there are white snakes and green snakes, their waists are as slender as snakes, in fact, they have snake tails at all!

Similar strange monsters and beasts continued one after another, and the atmosphere in the field was always warm.

Wang Qilin always felt that something was wrong, and from time to time he would have a feeling that something was secretly looking at him.

Xie Toad is not around, he is always cautious!

Just as he cautiously glanced around, Hachimeow suddenly sneaked up to him with a bird in his mouth.

The birdcage on a nearby railing was empty......

Wang Qilin hurriedly snatched the bird from the mouth of the eight meows, glared at the eight meows and whispered: "Nima, do you want to be beaten? Didn't I tell you? As long as it is a bird, you are not allowed to touch it!"

The bird that Ba Meow secretly caught is like a starling, and many people like to raise this kind of bird, which Wang Qilin has long noticed.

But when he looked closer, he realized that this was not a starling, this was not an ordinary bird.

This bird has human eyes!

There are pupils and whites of the eyes!

He was about to take a closer look, when there was a knock on the door of the private room, and the shopkeeper said outside: "Have you been tired from watching it so far?