The wild pond is not big, it is almost square, and it can walk more than 30 steps horizontally and more than a dozen steps vertically, but there are still a lot of fish in it.

Wang Qilin rolled up his trouser legs and walked around the pond, sensing that there were many fish in the water.

Cultivation is really a good thing, cultivation is high, it is convenient to catch a fish, he can sense the situation in the water when he releases the true yuan.

Thinking of cultivation, he closed his eyes and looked inside the Creation Furnace, the last time the Creation Furnace absorbed some fangs in the Underground God's City, and when he looked at it before, it seemed that he had been refined into a villain.

Looking at it now, the villain is even clearer.

I saw that it was born with blue skin, big eyes and a high nose, a huge mouth, exposed fangs, thin and lean all over its body, Sanskrit tattoos on its blue skin, and the top of its head was very interesting, and it was the same shape as the hump of a Bactrian camel.

At this time, it was spinning in a circle on the furnace with its eyes closed, which meant that the refining was successful.

There is also something refining in the creation furnace now, and the snake of a beautiful snake is being refined.

Wang Qilin probably looked at this little thing that was blue all over his body, and probably guessed its identity: this is a yaksha.

The Creation Furnace used the fangs of Lou Yaksha to refine a small Yaksha!

The sixth sword of the Heavenly Dragon Babu Sword Formation has appeared!

He didn't rush to take out the little Yaksha, this kind of thing is not in a hurry, the Yaksha has a gloomy temperament, and he is afraid that it will be difficult to accept.

So he had to wait for Xiao Shihe to wake up, and then go down to contact Yaksha with Shihe's help, which was the safest.

A crisp barking of dogs sounded in the distance, and several lean and fierce dogs like Yaksha ran out, standing on the rocks and barking at them.

Xu Da said to Tunkou: "Brother Kou, go and give them a mouth......"

"What?" he cried.

Xu Da patted his cheek in embarrassment and said, "Ouch, look at the uncle's broken mouth, he said something wrong, you go and communicate with them and tell them not to call." ”

Swallowing his mouth and saying angrily: "Xu Ye, I advise you to be cautious in your words and deeds, what I swallow and practice is the "Divine Dog Screaming Heavenly Skill", this is a divine skill, if you insult me, you can't insult this divine skill!"

Xu Da said innocently: "Brother Kou, you are too good to go online, how can the uncle insult you and your divine skills? Isn't this that you can bark at a dog? Let's make the best use ......of it."

"If you want to make the best use of things, Xu Ye, you can communicate with them. The white ape man carried the sword and said, "You have practiced dog boxing, you go and play a set of dog boxing, you can also silence them." ”

"Can they read dog fists?" asked the witch in surprise.

The white ape said with a smile: "No, it's Xu Ye's dog that is very domineering in boxing, and people are afraid of dogs, not to mention dogs? ”

Swallow looked at him gratefully and said, "Thank you Ape Master for speaking up, or Ape Master is good to me." ”

The white ape said, "If you really thank me, then don't look at me with the eyes of these two chairs." ”

Swallowing his mouth angrily, he stomped his feet and said, "Master Ape, your words are a bit insulting!"

"Yo, Brother Kou is still sprinkling Jiao?" Shen San couldn't help but join in the ridicule, "Look at his little hooves stamped, oh oh." ”

Wu Wu pulled Swallow Mouth away: "Brother Kou, let's play together, don't talk to them, they are a group of bad people." ”

Swallowing his mouth and said angrily: "That's right, but it's bad." ”

Shen Yi learned from him, but he added some movements, he shook his head and shook his buttocks, pinching his waist with one hand and pinching his orchid finger with the other: "It's bad, it's bad." ”

Wang Qilin grabbed a handful of mud and smashed it on them, shouting: "If you have nothing to do, get down and catch fish, what kind of people are you talking about?

Swallowed his mouth and said: "Thank you Seventh Master for speaking up, but I am not your brother either." ”

Wang Qilin stood up straight all of a sudden: "What do you mean?"

Shen Yi sneered and said: "Amitabha, Brother Kou is making fun of you, that's an unintentional mistake, and the monk is a fool, don't be like the monk, we can't be brothers just because of this, right?"

Xu Da said dumbfoundedly: "You are such a fool, what you mean by swallowing - she is a big girl!"

Shen Yi took two steps back when he heard this, and he said blankly: "You, you, are you a big girl?

Swallowing mouth said angrily: "I'm not a big girl, and there is no difference between men and women like you in our swallowing clan." ”

Wang Qilin was stunned.

Xu Da frowned and said: "There is no distinction between men and women, doesn't that mean - can men or women?"

Swallowing looked at him vigilantly and said, "Master Xu, don't mess around, I'm not the kind of swallowing you imagined." ”

Xu Da said angrily: "What are you talking nonsense? What is the uncle's imagination? What misunderstanding do you have about the uncle." ”

Swallowing his head and shaking his head, he said, "No, there is no misunderstanding. If the discipline of our people is compared to the ground, then Xu Ye's discipline is a ravine, and no one knows how deep this ravine is. ”

The group of dogs stood on the rocks in a daze:

Isn't that right? Didn't we roar in the past, and these two-legged beasts would look at us? What's going on with these two-legged beasts? Why don't they look at us anymore?

Soon there was the sound of heavy footsteps, and a bare-chested man came with sweat and spoke to them in the native language.

Xie Toad stroked his beard and said, "Immeasurable Tianzun, he is asking if we are buying fish." ”

Fat Wuyi said admiringly: "Dao Ye knows a lot, and he also understands the mountain dialect here." ”

Xie Toad smiled quietly and lightly: Guess.

The ghost chatted with this man, and soon he said to Wang Qilin: "Seventh master, one hundred and fifty copper baht, this pond is ours." ”

Wang Qilin asked curiously: "Didn't he catch fish, and then we bought it?"

The servant shook his head: "No, the fish sold in the mountains are directly sold to the entire pond, and the things in it are ours, even if a piece of dog's head gold is dug up, it is ours, but if there is no fish in it, then it is not complaining, and we can only suffer ourselves." ”

Wang Qilin said: "This is a bit similar to gambling stones. ”

The servant was stunned for a moment and asked, "What is a gambling stone?"

Wang Qilin waved his hand and said, "Okay, anyway, there are a lot of people in your village, so we were going to buy a whole pond of fish, so let's buy these." Master Xu, check out. ”

Xu Da took out the silver baht and handed it to the man, and the man looked at them suspiciously when he saw it, and returned the silver baht.

The ghost said, "He hasn't seen silver baht, so he doesn't take this money." ”

Xu Da was stunned: "Uncle knows that you are poor in the mountains, but you have never seen a silver baht? This is a bit exaggerated, right?"

The ghost said, "Even some of us in the village have never seen silver baht, let alone these vagrants in the mountains? Do you have enough copper baht?"

Xu Da counted and said that it was not enough.

The ghost pulled open his clothes, revealing the tattoos on his body, and the man patted his chest.

Wu Wu said: "Don't scare him, don't bully the common people. ”

Xie Toad smiled and said: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, the witch and witch have misunderstood, the earth ghost is showing him his identity as a servant of the village, and promising him that this silver baht is no problem." ”

The mountain man scratched his head and took away the silver baht and the copper baht, and he held the copper baht to look at it carefully, his face full of curiosity.

Xu Da asked, "Ah ghost, can you ask him if he has any fishing nets?" ”

The ghost said simply: "You don't have to ask, definitely not, he can't afford to buy fishing nets, otherwise he can just catch fish by himself, why go to the takeaway pond?"

Wang Qilin shook his hand and said, "Okay, we can fry fish again today." ”

The white ape said lightly: "Catching a fish is, it's not easy?"

He walked down and stared at the murky water, and the fast sword in his hand flashed, and two carps soon floated on the surface of the river.

Seeing this, Wang Qilin was in awe: "Don't look at the ape master, this sword can't deal with a few people, it's quite powerful against fish." ”

Shen Yi said disdainfully: "What kind of power is this? Amitabha, let you see my Buddhist methods!"

"Let's go to the Buddha for the monk!"

He jumped up with a loud shout, and slapped his cane with both hands at the pond.

It was like a detonator buried under the pond, only the sound of the boom sounded, the murky waves flew high, and the fish were stunned on the water.

Seeing this, he shouted to Peihu: "Good means, look at me!"

He took out a stick of incense, shook it and lit it, and then inserted it into the water with his backhand.

The incense burned like water, and white smoke began to rise from the muddy water, and all the fish around them turned their bellies.

Swallowing mouth asked: "Brother Tiger, you are a poisonous fish, can you still eat a poisoned fish?"

Xiang Peihu said proudly: "I don't care if they can eat it or not, I just want you to see my methods!"

When Wu Wu heard this, he became energetic and said, "Then I'll come too, I'll let you see the power of the Brain-Eating Gu!"

Xie Toad hurriedly stopped her: "Don't don't, don't, this fish wants to be eaten, auntie, you calm down first." ”

Swallow shook his fur and said, "Then I'll show it today." ”

He took a deep breath and roared at the pond: "Wangwang, Wanghuo!"

Then other dogs barked in the depths of the forest, and at least ten dogs responded enthusiastically to his growl.

A few hounds that had left with the owner of the pond just now ran back and stared at Swallow Mouth excitedly: Big brother, you are big brother.

The Divine Dog Howling Heaven is extremely useful, and the sonic weapon is simply a dimensionality reduction blow to the creatures in the water.

The waves rippled violently, and more fish came out with their bellies flipped.

Swallow said proudly: "These fish are not dead yet, they are just stunned by my magic skills." ”

The big guys hugged their fists in admiration: "Awesome." "It's an old. ”

Shu Yuhu looked at everyone suspiciously, and he asked, "Is this to show martial arts?" Then you come to catch the fish, and I will cut the fish." ”

The people of the village will carry three knives, the largest firewood knife is used to chop wood and cut people, the second is used to clean up the prey, and the smallest is the table knife, they like to barbecue and eat, and cut the meat piece by piece with the knife.

Shu Yu passed past the ghost, who felt a lightness on his waist, and then saw that the scabbard hanging on his waist was empty.

The knife was in Shu Yu's hand, and he grabbed a fish The knife flashed in his hand, and the fish scales sprinkled in all directions like rain.

The knife flashed again, the fish head was gone, and the fish intestines were neatly arranged on the ground.

Seeing this, the ghost of the servant sighed: "Good knife technique!"

Xu Xiaoda was embarrassed, how could he perform by himself? Let the hungry ghost hidden in the shadow crawl out to hug the fish?

Shen San was simple and said: "I'll give the big guy a show that money can make the ghost grind, and I'll pay for all the expenses today!"

Xu Da scratched his head and said, "It's the uncle's turn?" Okay, now there are fried fish, poisonous fish, and shocking fish, so the uncle performs a smoked fish." ”

He began to take off his boots.

Several people hurriedly pressed him: "Xu Ye is calm and calm." ”

"It's okay, Xu Ye, we all know your skills, you don't have to bother, you just stay. ”

"These fish are eaten. ”

"Of course it's food, but if it's not food, it can still be used?

As soon as he heard this, Xu Da became energetic and said: "Hey, the uncle doesn't perform smoked fish, and the uncle will teach you a lesson and tell you what carp is for." Hehe, we have a lot of bachelors here, so this lesson is valuable, for us bachelors, carp is a good thing. ”

Wang Qilin shook him off a handful of mud: "Master Xu, calm down and don't speak, this is your specialty." ”

Xu Da asked unwillingly, "Don't you teach the big guy a lesson?"

Fat Wuyi asked curiously: "What class?" Xu Ye can take it if you want to, I am willing to listen to the class. ”

Xu Da winked at him: "This lesson is very useful for you, carp you know, right? They have no teeth, their mouths are very moist and sticky, and as long as they are out of the water, they will swallow vigorously, hehe, you understand?"

Fat Wuyi looked at him stunned and asked, "I understand, but what kind of class is this?"

Wang Qilin said lazily: "The enlightenment class of love." ”

Shen San understood what Xu Da meant, and he said funny: "Xu Ye is really experienced, is this all a method that you have figured out yourself?"

Xu Da hugged his arms to his chest, his face full of pride: "No, Uncle can't use carp, its mouth is too small." ”

Wang Qilin said: "That's right, Xu Ye uses catfish. ”

Shen San gasped: "Catfish? ”

Xu Da was about to scold his mother, Wang Qilin then said: "What is wrong with having teeth? Xu Ye plays with heartbeat, and plays with stimulation! Otherwise, how can he pee like a shower spraying water? Oh, the big guy doesn't know what a shower is, it's like a colander." ”

"Fuck off. Xu Da couldn't help but scold, "Uncle's reputation has been ruined by you." ”

Xu Xiaoda sneered: "Brother, what is this to ruin your reputation? Do you want me to tell you about the ridiculous things my brother did when he was a child?"

He originally just said it casually, but after saying it, he reacted: "Hey, this is really okay, my value lies in revealing my brother's true face?"

"This one does. The big guys nodded.

Xu Da's face changed, and he hurriedly dragged his younger brother away: "Please don't say it, don't say it, good brother, don't talk nonsense." ”

Wang Qilin asked the big guy to fish out all the floating fish, and then they showed their powers, swinging a sword to stab the fish, a sonic shock fish, and a drug fish.

In the end, Wang Qilin put the finishing touch, and he used the Eight Heavenly Dragon Sword Array to bombard the wild pond indiscriminately, blowing up all the water, revealing the mud under the pond.

The servants were dumbfounded: the fish in this pond must have not done a good job in their previous life, and they have made people so tormented in this life......

There were not enough fish in one pond, so they went to buy two more ponds, and they bombed them indiscriminately and used all kinds of means.

After seeing their methods, the ghostly decided that he could not be a fish in the next life no matter what.

Originally, they were going to buy wine, meat, and vegetables, so they took bamboo baskets with them when they left the village.

Now, the bamboo basket is all used to hold the fish.

Suisui Niangzi took over the canteen of the Servant Village, grilled fish, stewed fish, fried fish, fried fish, steamed fish, braised fish, dozens of ways to eat a fish, and the aunts in the canteen of the Zhai Village were dumbfounded.

An aunt muttered, "How can this Nier cook so many dishes at such a young age, how can she have such great cooking skills?"

The aunt next to her said, "Look at the way she plays with the spoon, was she born in the kitchen?"

The young aunt said enviously: "What is it that can cook a lot of dishes and play with a spoon? What is amazing is the taste, you smell the smell of these dishes, how fragrant, she is too powerful." ”

The aunts looked at the Suisui Niangzi gaze like a chainsaw, and if the envy and jealousy in it could be turned into the power to drive the saw, it was estimated that the Suisui Niangzi could be chopped into dumpling filling.

The aunt who was the first to speak saved the life of Suisui Niangzi, and she said arrogantly: "This Nier must be a good cook, otherwise how can she get married?"

"You see how ugly she looks and how bad her body is, right? Her face is so pointed, her skin is so white, her eyes are so big, her waist is so thin, her legs are so long, and her ass is so curvy, if her cooking skills are not good, then how can any man want to marry her?"

The women suddenly realized and nodded their heads.

Suisui Niangzi frowned slightly, and was about to turn around and clean up these old ladies with broken mouths, but after listening to their words, she turned around and went to cook quietly.

In the evening, the smell of fish and wine filled the village, and the lids of the wine barrels were opened, and the aroma of wine rippled around the cave.

Black Bean sat at the kitchen window and ate fried small dried crucian carp, and there was a big bowl of snow-white crucian carp soup next to him, he ate a small dried fish and drank a mouthful of fish soup, and his chubby little black face was full of happiness.

After drinking a bowl of fish soup, he stood up and burped, and then said seriously to Suisui Niangzi: "Uncle, your fish soup stew is the best, it is so fresh and fragrant, Dou has never drunk such a delicious fish soup." ”

"Really uncle, the beans are not patting you on the back, your fish soup is really delicious, it is the best to drink. ”

Suisui Niangzi smiled: "If you like the black beans, then the aunt will stew them for you later." ”

Black Bean said: "Uncle, it's not good for you to be like this......"

Suisui Niangzi smiled and turned her head and asked with concern: "Black Bean, is your ass itchy again?"

Heidou hurriedly said: "Listen to Dou's words, uncle, you are so good, and then Dou will also want to find a daughter-in-law like you in the future, but I can't find it, so Dou will have no daughter-in-law, which is not good." ”

Suisui Niangzi smiled like a flower.

Wang Qilin asked, "Pig Gu Lidou, is the fish soup made by your uncle really so delicious?"

Black Bean nodded vigorously: "It's awesome! Uncle Dou is honest, if Dou has cooking skills like Uncle Dou, then he can be the champion." ”

Wang Qilin wondered: "What kind of brain circuit do you have?"

Black Bean explained: "Listen to Dou's words, if Beans make fish soup so well, go and make fish soup for the emperor to drink, but you have to ask the emperor to give Beans a champion, otherwise Beans won't make it for him." ”

Wang Qilin looked at him in surprise and said, "There is a kind, you have a kind, you dare to threaten the emperor with fish soup?"

Xu Da, who was delivering firewood, sneered after hearing the conversation between the two, and said, "Black Bean, if you really have such good cooking skills, and go to let the emperor drink the fish soup you made, then do you know what he will say?"

"He would say, grandma, this fish soup is so delicious! What if I can't drink such delicious things in the future? ”

"It's better to keep him on a leash, otherwise where else can I go to drink such a beautiful fish soup if he runs away?"

"Forget it, if you tie him to a dog chain, it will not be so convenient for him to move his hands and feet, so let's cut off his feet, so that he will not be able to go anywhere. ”

Black Bean listened to their words in horror and shook his head vigorously: "Don't be the champion anymore, Dou won't be the champion anymore!"

Suisui Niangzi pushed the two away and said angrily: "Don't scare the child." ”

As the saying goes, the hands of taking people are short, and the mouth of eating people is short.

As soon as Wang Qilin's feast against the bureaucrats was displayed, the attitude of the people in the village towards them suddenly improved by three points.

Eat and drink enough, the moon is in the middle of the sky.

Wang Qilin was about to go back to his room to sleep, when the drunken servant shouted at him and said, "Lord Wang, you have been to the Huandao Wine Shop, what did you find?"

He said lightly: "The shopkeeper's cultivation is not bad, she should be a good hand with heavy weapons." ”

The corners of the servant's mouth jumped, and he said: "Well, I didn't find this, as far as the old man knows, she has something to do with the Tang Sect, and she is taking the path of hidden weapons and poison." ”