Chapter 289 Such a monk and nun are funny, and the ancient tomb is weird
"Why are you kicking me again? Senior Sister Miaohe, isn't this a metaphor? You Lianhang Jingzhai can't help but get married, where did all those strange things come from? These guys are all sanctimonious, not as good as me!"
Fakong didn't mind, he got up and wiped the stone chips off his bald head, hehe smiled strangely, it seemed to be meaningful.
"If you let the boss listen to it, hehe, if you don't put you in a pig cage, your Sumeru Wanlongtan is not a good place to go!"
'Bang, boom... ’
The persistent Fakong continued to pout his ass, hey, came out with Miaohe, and worked energetically~~~
"It's not that they haven't been in, that's it, why can't they say if they dare to do me?"
Miaohe rolled her eyes and pouted: "It's okay to do it, it's okay to say no, hate!"
"Lust Ring, I haven't seen a few bald guards, don't you often climb your Qinglian City?"
Miao He is really speechless, why hasn't this guy been poked to death behind his back!
"They, didn't they all come secretly, how can this matter be put in the open?"
"Aren't you and me the only ones, this broken wall is really thick!"
"Do you want to try it again?"
Miao He turned sideways and squatted on the edge of the pit, half of the basin-sized pit was at the bottom of the tomb wall, half was on the walkway, and the rest of the place could not be dug up, and it could still be destroyed here, which Fakong poked out with the pestle in his hand when he was swimming with her.
Buddha Yuan infusion is ineffective, can only be broken by brute force, and now it is broken into a palm deep, every time a little bit is knocked out there is no stone powder, and those pieces of dust are directly dissipated in the air.
This burial chamber is very large, very large, with countless curved corridors wide and wide, sometimes once you enter until the time of the secret realm is up, you can't get out if you are teleported, and there are not many people, this place is notoriously poor, and everyone would rather go somewhere else to explore.
They knocked and beat here and no one paid attention to it, and the senior brothers and sisters who came in together didn't know if they were looking for a corner and contacting their feelings, and the two of them were the youngest of the two.
As early as a few decades ago, it was rumored that they were a couple, and they had been participating in Huanxi Zen, and only a few of them were together, and those who were often together knew that they were not.
"It's useless, there is time, dig slowly, I want to see what good things are in this tomb that is said to be blind when I came in during the Mahayana period. ”
Miao He stared at Fakong's fierce body, and her face was a little blushing.
Fakong was aware of this, raised his head to his bright eyes, and said with a smile: "How is it? Isn't it very X-sense? Why don't we try to participate in the research and be happy?"
Miaohe didn't shy away from it, staring at him with bright eyes narrowed, and the corners of his lips smiled: "I don't care, I'm just afraid that you will go back and let your master kill him directly." ”
Fakong's face turned dark, and the Dharma he cultivated really had to be empty of all six desires, otherwise, he would have lost his success, and he didn't know what kind of heart Master Ande had, why he wanted him to practice the method of abstinence, he was young and ignorant~~~
"What an old monk, I have been a red flower all my life, but now I am here to pit me, one day I may not be able to bear it, it is really unreasonable! Is it a friend? Yes, don't seduce me! I want people to die!"
Fakong, who turned grief and anger into motivation, danced the vajra pestle and swayed like the wind, Miaohe grinned, she knew it, so, she bullied him a lot, hehe, every time I did this, I had an inexplicable sense of joy.
"Who beat you up last time?"
Fakong paused for a moment, his eyes were shining, and he smiled: "That guy is good, but he is a little stupid, his punch with all his strength hurts when I look at it, hiss~~, haven't you seen it, an indigenous centipede actually let that guy break the top door cover with a punch." ”
Miao He was curious, and Miao looked forward to it, waiting for this guy to continue.
"Fortunately, I flashed fast enough, the pure flesh cultivation of that thing is still above me, and I can't withstand his second punch even if my defense is fully open!
Miaohe knew that this guy was putting gold on his face again, obviously he couldn't beat it, and it seemed like he was evenly matched!
"Hehe, don't let him send you directly to the Buddha!"
The fun of dismantling the stage is really refreshing, and the green monk's face is a kind of spice.
"Miaohe, you bury your senior brother like this, beware of my little ass!"
Fakong's 'cruel' 'sneer', his eyes seemed fierce, but he couldn't scare Miaohe at all, stood up and grabbed the hem of his skirt, and turned around with disdainful pouting.
He smiled back: "Small, you have the ability to fight." ”
Fakong's green face turned black in an instant, and he stared at the plump in front of him with bared teeth, but he didn't dare to start.
"There is a kind, there is a kind of don't want to take a photo bead!"
Miaohe knew this little and wanted to borrow the slope to get off the donkey, smiled and raised the photo bead in her hand, turned her hand into the ring, and spread her hands to show that she didn't.
As a result, Fakong's cowardice turned over and took out a wooden fish and knocked it out~~~ There are words in his mouth, thinking that he is in a mess, Miaohe will not go too far, just tease him.
Looking down and glimpsing the pit he had finally dug out, it was slowly recovering, and he was suddenly shocked: "Don't knock, hurry up, this pit is recovering!"
When Fakong heard this, his heart throbbed and he had already thrown it to the west sky, turned over and took out a big pestle and smashed it, and the moment he turned around, he already knew that what Miao He said was true, this thing is difficult to knock!
Miao He spit out his tongue with a little weakness, and tiptoed away, just like this for a while, at least let him knock for an extra hour.
"What are you hiding? If you know it's wrong, run away! It's okay to get something to eat on the side, don't say you don't have meat in your ring~~~" Fakong didn't blame her, they were friends for decades and could stand the test.
Miaohe smiled at this time, didn't she just wait for this sentence, you can forget that you are a Buddhist person when you come out with him, there are not so many taboos, and the rules and precepts of Buddhism are almost words at this time, and they are easy and happy to get along.
Fakong, who was busy with everything, saw Miaohe taking out pots and pans on the side, as if he was about to prepare for a big rub, and his eyes suddenly lit up.
"Good baby! Buddha loves you to death! What is delicious?"
This set of things is a few of them often secretly drink wine and eat meat, in this tomb that is not cold, to have a refreshing bite to break the vows, it is really a great pleasure for the Buddha!
"Don't keep your mouth open, be careful to take a picture of the beads, dog meat, I touched it quietly in the city when I came!"
Miao He's beautiful eyes were bright, and the dog meat in her hand really made her unable to do it herself, which was a rare thing in the territory of West Buddha!
"What? hey, hey~~~ Miaohe Bodhisattva, what are you breaking vows, what are you eating, borrowing, how did you borrow it?"
Fakong's eyes were green, the corners of his mouth were salivating, but his mouth was unforgiving.
"I told it, the Bodhisattva said, everything has its own will, when it can determine its own destiny, it agreed to follow me, willing to serve the Bodhisattva with his body, I just wish for it. ”
Miaohe's hands are non-stop, skilled knife work, complete seasonings, and crooked heresies with vibrating words, which make people sound strange but not lose trust, like, is that what is going on?
"Senior sister's words are very reasonable, the Buddha said that if I don't go to hell, it will go to hell, there must be a leader, good, great good!"
Perhaps, during the tryst between a certain Buddha and a Bodhisattva in the Western Heavens, the gallbladder was shattered with anger when he heard this! Such a scum of Buddhism must be punished with a good life, what do the guys from the Discipline Academy eat!
However, they know a fart, this is just a place for this pair of monks and nuns to entertain themselves, the Buddha is secluded, why not find fun in time, it is worthy of the Buddha's earnest teachings?
"When will it be good? It's almost four hours, is it simmered? This fragrance is really attractive, the Buddha has no energy, and needs to be replenished urgently. ”
The sound of the clatter has long been a match, maybe it is a closed space, the white night pearl reflects the wafting steam, and the fragrant fragrance is really seductive.
"It's fast, it's fast, it's soul-hypnotizing, you want to taste it, what's in a hurry, hurry up and knock it, it's going up again!"
Miaohe floated cross-legged on top of the huge steamer out of thin air, her beautiful eyes narrowed from time to time, her snow-white little nose buzzed, and she didn't know whether she was smelling the fragrance or detecting the smell.
Fa Kong's hand was knocking, but his eyes were shaking with the flames under the steamer, and his Adam's apple was going up and down from time to time, and he estimated that his saliva was almost full.
Swinging the vajra pestle and stabbing it, I don't care about the landing point, this will be careless and stabbed into the air, under the wrong force, I turned over directly and planted it into the pit, and the vajra in my hand fell in.
"Uh, dug through?"
Miaohe saw that half of this thing was sinking into the stone cave with one shoulder, and hurriedly came over, she was also curious about what was here.
Fakong pulled out his arm and lay down at the bottom of the pit, which was only a foot deep, with light, a coffin, and a dried corpse, and the next moment he was thrown aside by Miaohe with his trouser belt.
It was a little difficult for Miao He to get in, mainly because the thing on his chest couldn't squeeze in, and he was stuck, and he caught a glimpse of something, and the brilliance in his eyes was extremely dazzling.
"Is there really one? Are there any burial goods? I can't see clearly, can't you see this place with spiritual sense?"
Miaohe climbed out and rubbed the somewhat squeezing tower, and suddenly made an extremely attractive arc, but Fakong was not attracted, locking his handsome eyebrows and not making a sound.
"What's the matter? Didn't you find it? You see, the hole won't rise after it's opened! Hurry up and dig it, let's go treasure hunting!"
Fakong hesitated for a while, but still explained the reason: "I seem to sense anger, and that lighting stone doesn't seem to be an antiquity?"
Before they could discuss it.
'Whoa... ’
Miao He fell down with the stones that were square to a foot, Fa Kong was shocked, and he flashed quickly and did not enter the hole, but Miao He was fine, and he didn't react for a while.
Now floating by the coffin and staring at the dried corpse, a short knife next to the skull caught her attention, and the probe took it and looked at it carefully.
Fakong also looked at the dried corpse, this stone room is so big, it is clear at a glance, except for the lighting stones placed in the four corners, there is nothing.
"Senior sister, how is it, is it an antiquity?"
Miaohe didn't make a sound, staring at the dry corpse with wide beautiful eyes, the two green eyes of the dry corpse were also staring at her, Fakong followed Miaohe's line of sight and saw the dry corpse's eyes moving, and suddenly exploded!
"Who is the evil man!"
Raise your hand and the golden swastika will be photographed.
'Whoosh~~'
'Boom~~~'