Text Chapter 519: The Neighbor Who Ate Sichuan Pepper
Ren Song's heart was like a neighbor who ate peppercorns at this time, numb the next door. Although he knew that Mu Sen could cause trouble, he didn't know that Mu Sen could cause trouble on this scale. In one breath, I robbed more than 20 warriors in other main cities, and only my pants were left, is this to break the sky?
"You'd better give me an explanation. Ren Song said with a dark face.
Seeing that Ren Song's face was not good, Mu Sen shouted loudly, "Uncle, I really don't blame me!
After listening to Mu Sen's speech, although Ren Song's face was still ugly, it was not as cold as it was at the beginning. Although this matter is not suitable for Mu Sen, it is always excusable.
However, how can the forces behind those warriors give up? Although it is true that they become kings and lose their crimes, it is a bit heart-wrenching to stripped others of only their underwear. After all, this group of warriors are the pride of various forces, and this incident will not only make these warriors shameless, but also make the forces behind them lose face.
This kid who can cause trouble! Ren Song glared at Mu Sen angrily. So he waved his hand at Mu Sen, "Hurry up and get out, I don't want to see you for a moment." ”
Seeing Ren Song driving him away, Mu Sen smiled, thinking that this level was over. Then he hugged his fist at Ren Song and turned around to leave.
At this time, Ren Song suddenly opened his mouth and said, "By the way, the dean asked you to come back and look for you as soon as possible." ”
Mu Sen was stunned for a moment and said, "What did the dean call me for?"
Ren Song said expressionlessly, "Of course it's a good thing." ”
"Really?" asked Mu Sen.
Ren Song returned to the chair, then closed his eyes slightly, and said lightly, "Of course it's fake." ”
Mu Sen: ......
"Farewell!" Mu Sen strode towards the martial arts arena. He can't wait to show off what he's learned from this trip. He wants to use facts to prove that he really worked hard to go out this time for the benefit of everyone. Not only did he not get any benefit, but he ......
Alas, don't say it, it's all tears.
In short, reality has forced itself into a great man. Mu Sen sighed.
Before he arrived at the martial arts arena, Mu Sen suddenly saw Yao who was walking, Mu Sen's face was happy, and the old man finally woke up. So he rushed forward to greet him, "Senior Yao, you won." ”
Yao seemed to be in a good mood and nodded at Mu Sen, "Yes, wake up." ”
Yao woke up the day after Mu Sen left, and after figuring out where he was, Yao didn't leave in a hurry. At this time, it hadn't been long since his last crazy alchemy, and he needed to take care of his thoughts. And he has a strong interest in Mu Sen, such a young master of the art of war, it must be particularly interesting.
And he, the most savage elixir master, lacks the most interesting people and things.
Because of the need to practice his peerless medicine, Yao often had to endure loneliness and loneliness. But people have three emotions and six desires, and Yao is not exempt from vulgarity. But the problem is that he is dedicated to the Tao, he has not started a family, he is an old bachelor, a lot of emotions, what love, kindness, and there is no place to vent.
So, he thought of a brilliant way to alleviate the after-effects of his long time alone. That's 'fun'!
Interesting?
Well, it's interesting! After each alchemy, Yao would look for some interesting people and things, such as listening to lectures, telling jokes with woodcutters in the mountains, and playing yo-yos with children...... He's done it all. And these things, after testing, work pretty well.
Yao's hobby is known to many forces. So now, many power martial artists will take a second look as long as they see some strange people, lest this is the predecessor of the game world. Once, a master of the main city-level forces saw a dung picker with some fairy wind bones, and when he saw that he was happy all day long, he suspected that this was Senior Yao experiencing life. So, without saying a word, he rolled up his sleeves......
Just go pick up the dung!
At that time, the dung picker was so frightened that he turned pale, and thought he was here to grab the dung!
Later, when he saw that this Yuanying master was here to help, the dung picker was first relieved, and then full of panic, but he didn't dare to say more, because he thought that this Yuanying master was a neurotic with superb cultivation. What if you don't speculate and scare yourself?
And this Yuanying master was thinking at this time that Yao's predecessor's acting skills were good, and he almost deceived himself. You look at that look, you look at that emotion......
Tsk, big praise!
This Yuanying master helped the dung picker pick up the dung for three days in succession before he finally understood. This dung picker is an ordinary manure picker, and he has nothing to do with Yao's predecessors.
After confirming this cruel news, this Yuanying master's whole person seemed to be hundreds of years old, and his spirit was drained all at once. Later, this Yuanying master lived in seclusion at the mountain gate and never dared to come out to meet people again.
But this matter is not over here, after this story of picking up dung and the baby was poked out, it was widely spread in the wilderness. Later, Lian Yao listened to the story. Then he carried a load of dung to find the Yuan Baby, and then the two sat on the ground in front of the dung, chatting.
Before leaving, Yao gave this Yuan Ying an elixir, which can greatly reduce the risk of Yuan Ying breaking through the merger, and it is the elixir that countless Yuan Babies have dreamed of. And this Yuan Ying officially relied on this pill a hundred years later, and it was combined in one fell swoop, and it was passed on as a beautiful talk.
In short, Yao will have some fun after each alchemy. Otherwise, he will feel uncomfortable, and he chose Mu Sen for this time.
"Senior Yao, you look very happy?" Looking at Yao's state at this time, Mu Sen asked.
"Well, I'm in a good mood. Yao nodded. In the past two days, he has been paying attention to the matter of talking about the money of the martial arts system, and he has never encountered this kind of thing before. Since the battle of the dormant volcanic group, who does not know the reputation of Qingyang Academy's martial arts department? It can even be said that Qingyang Academy's martial arts department has now become a holy place in the eyes of many people who want to learn the art of war. After all, there are so many forces in the wilderness that have the art of war, and only Qingyang Academy teaches martial arts if they are willing to teach some subtle and profound exercises!
But it's such a holy place, and it is shameless to say that it is shameless. And according to Li Fatzi, their shamelessness is less than one-ten-thousandth of Mu Sen's.
So, Yao's heart itched.
It's shameless, but it's also interesting.
Seeing that Yao was really happy, Mu Sen asked, "Senior Yao, do you know how to exercise armor?"
Yao said, "I know a little bit about it. ”
Mu Sen looked at Yao with a happy face, his eyes sparkling, "Senior Yao, can you help us refine some armor?"
"Okay. ”