173 Chapter Seventy-Four: My Sister Is Like a Tiger
Chu Qingliu learned from Bao Honghuang's appearance, let go of his hair, untied the buttons, identified a peak, and walked away, without using internal force, without using light exercises, only using his own strength to honestly implement the road. After dispersing for a long time, hunger ran wild, and the sound in the belly was like a drum. His internal strength is far from the state of Bigu, not to mention that even if it is Bigu, it does not mean that if you want to stop the water rice, you can stop the water and rice immediately.
You'll have to get something to eat first.
The sun was in the west, Chu Qing Liufeishi laid down a hare, went to the stream to wash and peel it, and found a dead branch to make a fire. After a while, there is the smell of fire and meat, mixed with the smell of mountains and wilderness, and drifts out far away with the wind.
Chu Qingliu tore off a rabbit leg, raised it to his lips and put it down, only to feel that he had meat to eat alone, and he couldn't share it with his junior sister, and he was really uneasy in his heart, even the whole sheep that Qu Lingyu roasted by hand was sorry for it. For a short moment, I just felt that I could not care about going to his iron boat gang and going to his dragon sea, and all of them could not compare to the eyes and smiles of my junior sister, and every word.
This moment was like a flash of lightning, like a meteor flashing, but Chu Qingliu was shocked in his heart, as if he had received a heavy palm. I only feel that it is a great taboo to have such a fallacious idea and try to ignore the great favor and hatred, and I will be punished by heaven in the future. Quickly concentrate on pranayama and get rid of distracting thoughts.
What's more, even if the affairs of the Iron Boat Gang can be ignored, what about the matter of the father-in-law? The death of the father-in-law, in the final analysis, must still be counted on the head of the Chaos Alliance, and on the head of Qu Guanghan's father and daughter. The hatred of the father-in-law cannot be brought away in a word, and it is something that cannot be thought of.
The more Chu Qingliu thought about it, the more bored he became, and he reached out to pick up the roast rabbit and threw it far away with his internal force. I just feel that if I can stop drinking or eating, and die of a grain, it will not be a relief at the beginning.
As soon as the rabbit made a move, a person shouted in the distance downwind, "Sin!" and chased after the rabbit. The rabbit shot first, this person started behind, more than ten steps apart, and the rabbit did not fly towards the person, even if this person was out of the group, how could he catch up?
The rabbit rolled twice in the air, making a long arc and about to fall to the mud. The man fell to the ground in a hurry, and then a long sword flew out of his hand, caught up with the flying rabbit, passed through it, and flew with the rabbit to a thin tree, and the blade of the sword was nailed through the trunk. This one is still fragrant and tender, but it has an extra sword wound.
This person supported the ground with one hand, his body bounced up, slowly walked to the small tree, pulled his sword to get the meat, came to Chu Qingliu's side, and said, "Friend, am I still good at this?"
Chu Qingliu said: "It's done, it's too done." I'll give it to you. ”
The man said: "There is no need to send it, I have never taken other people's things for nothing, I have never liked to eat alone, you have to accompany me." As he spoke, he took out two small jars of wine from the bottom of his clothes and said: "These two jars are sprinkled with the daughter of Shaoxing, who is thirty years old, and they can't be bought with money." Drinking, expensive essence is not expensive, drinking in bowls and jars, it can only be said to be vulgar drinking, and it is the behavior of a rough villager. These two jars of wine are also worthy of this flying rabbit, we have one jar of wine, one person and half a rabbit, and we are drinking in the wild here, which is also a rhyme. ”
This man was in his early thirties, thin and thin, wearing a coarse cloth shortshirt and trousers, and his eyebrows were one high and one low, one long and one short. Looking closely, it can be seen that none of the facial features are upright, and his actions are even more light-handed, which makes it really hard for people to believe that the flying sword to save the rabbit just now is the handiwork of this person, and it is really hard to believe that he would say such elegant words.
Chu Qingliu took a jar of wine, patted open the sealing mud, and said with a smile: "This rabbit was originally not worthy of your two jars of wine, but after your flying sword, it is worthy of it." ”
The man took a sip of wine and said, "My surname is Night, the night of the night pot, the night of the night owl." ”
Chu Qingliu said: "The night of night walking, this surname is rare. My surname is Chu, and my name is Chu Qingliu. ”
The man said, "Chu Qingliu, I haven't heard of it." My name is Night Flood, have you heard that Yelang is arrogant? I am a descendant of Yelang Country. ”
Chu Qingliu said: "If I were you, I would simply call me arrogant at night." ”
Ye Flood said: "The name was taken by my parents, and I called it for more than 30 years, but now I change it, but there are traces, I don't change it, I can't change it." If I can give birth to a son, I will make him proud by night. ”
Chu Qingliu said: "Night friend, you don't like to eat alone, you must be a lively person, why don't you go to the teahouse and wine shop, but come to this wilderness?"
Ye Flood said: "If it weren't for the troubles, who would have hid in this wilderness?
Chu Qingliu said: "Say yours first, and then talk about mine." ”
Ye Flood said: "It's okay, you are still too young, your skin is thin, you don't dare to lose face, you have to drink wine to strengthen your courage." I'm not afraid of losing face, I'll say it first. ”
After drinking a few big sips of old wine, he urged Chu Qingliu to take a few sips and said, "I have a junior sister." ”
This kind of wine, which has been aged for more than 30 years, has long been turned into a wine paste, and must be added to new wine to dissolve before it can be drunk, and it cannot be directly consumed. Chu Qingliu didn't drink much, and he didn't drink much, so after drinking a few sips of this kind of stale for many years, he was already dizzy, and blurted out: "Do you want to marry your junior sister?"
Ye Flood said: "No, it's my junior sister who wants to marry me." ”
Chu Qingliu said: "The same, the same, all the same." ”
Ye Flood said: "It's different, my sister wants to marry me, but I don't want to marry my sister." ”
Chu Qingliu said: "What's so difficult about this? If you don't want to marry your junior sister, you will kill her stepfather, her parents, and her brothers and sisters, won't it be? This little thing will make you embarrassed like this? You are really incompetent." ”
Ye Flood said: "I can't think of this method? Unfortunately, my junior sister is an orphan, with no father-in-law, no parents, no brothers and sisters, and I, I have no one to kill." What's more, my sister said that even if I kill her parents, she still wants to marry me. ”
Chu Qingliu said angrily: "Bastard! Such a woman is not as good as a pig and a dog, you should kill her with one sword, one hundred." ”
Ye Flood shook his head and said, "But I can't do it! My junior sister is much better looking than a pig and a dog." ”
Chu Qingliu said: "Then you are also inferior to pigs and dogs, I am not inferior to pigs and dogs to drink and eat meat, you get out." With a shake of his palm, the wine jar in his hand flew out casually, and after a crisp sound, it fell and shattered.
Ye Flood said angrily: "You dare to drop my wine?"
Chu Qingliu staggered to his feet and said, "I dropped your wine, if you are not convinced, then pull your sword to kill me." ”
Ye Flood sneered: "You are obviously upset and can't solve it, you want to stretch your neck, and you are afraid of people's jokes, so you want to provoke me to kill you." I'm not that stupid, I won't kill you, I'm not fooled by you. You have to end your troubles yourself, haha, I don't fall for you, I drink. ”
Chu Qingliu sat down and said, "What you said is true. He fell backwards and fell asleep.
Ye Flood smiled and said, "With this amount of alcohol, I dare to come out to drink, it's really a joke." Why did I come here? If I don't come here, how can I avoid my sister?"
Chu Qingliu didn't know that he had slept for so long, so he heard someone say in his ear: "Friend Chu, it's not early, you can't always pretend to sleep, you have drunk my good wine, it's time to get up and do things for me." ”
Chu Qingliu turned over and sat up, and said, "If you want to beg me, you should also say it before drinking last night, so as not to lose your atmosphere." You only said it at this time, but it was too late. ”
Ye Flood said: "When it comes to wine and meat, it's vulgar, let's only talk about friendship." ”
Chu Qingliu said: "It's a pity that there is only wine and meat between you and me, and there is no friendship, so there is nothing to talk about." ”
Ye Flood said: "I'll say it bluntly, if you can help me block my junior sister, I will also help you, but it's a troublesome thing, this is a fair deal." ”
Chu Qingliu said: "I can't stop your junior sister, you can't trouble me, let's meet again." ”
Ye Flood said: "Whether it is successful or not, you have to try it to know." Don't you want to try it? You wander around in the mountains, and it won't help you after all. It never hurts to give it a try. ”
Chu Qingliu said: "You can't do it yourself, so you want me to kill your junior sister?"
Ye Flood said: "How can it be so simple? If you want to kill someone, is it not easy? Will I still ask you for help? She is my junior sister, although it is troublesome, it cannot be killed." You are a good person, and your appearance is still good, but I didn't expect that your heart is even worse than mine, and you even want to kill your own junior sister, which is simply heartbroken and inhumane. ”
Chu Qingliu said: "I have a method, you can try it." If you want to avoid your sister, you shouldn't go to the troubled mountains, you should go to the brothel. Find ten or eight red girls and make a fool of yourself, when your junior sister gets angry, are you afraid that she won't be angry? If she is angry, even if you go back and beg her, she may not pay attention to you. How good is that? It's just a matter of a few taels of silver. ”
Ye Flood waved his hand again and again and said, "It's not proper, it's inappropriate, it's very inappropriate." I've been using this method for 10 years. Every time I went to a brothel, my sister would take the brothel down and let me have fun as I pleased, just not angry, not angry. ”
Chu Qingliuqi said: "If the prostitute still doesn't work, you can marry a few red prostitutes and go home, don't be afraid that your junior sister will not be angry." "I think it's a brilliant idea.
Ye Flood sighed and said, "I can't think of this idea? It's a pity that if I marry one back, she will kill one of my junior sisters, and after I kill it, I still admit defeat and have to flee." ”
Chu Qingliu said: "Is your junior sister an ugly monster?"
Ye Flood said: "How can my junior sister be ugly, junior sister, she is a rare beauty." ”
Chu Qingliu was puzzled: "Your junior sister is so understanding, she is really a rare couple, why don't you want to marry her?"
Ye Flood said: "Brother, think about it, my junior sister has not married me yet, she is so domineering, if she marries me, will I still have a chance to live?"
Chu Qingliu said: "Also, your junior sister is indeed too difficult. Brother, you must have done something you shouldn't have done in your previous life, and you will meet this junior sister in this life. ”
Ye Flood said: "What you said is that I must have done countless wrong things in my previous life to bump into this junior sister." ”
Chu Qingliu said: "If I can find someone to make your junior sister marry that person willingly and stop pestering you, will you be sad?"
Night Flood was overjoyed, bowed a few times to Chu Qingliu, and said: "How can that be? If that's the case, I can't ask for it, in the second half of my life, you will be my savior, and I will do my best to serve you as a dog and horse." ”
Chu Qingliu said: "This thing can't be done overnight, it's really not easy to find the person your junior sister is willing to marry and is willing to marry your junior sister." I'm also so poor and bored, so I'm so foolish. Did your junior sister also come to Yishan?"
Ye Flood said: "Nature is also here, she is coming, so I will panic and run to this wasteland." ”
Chu Qingliu said, "Do you know how to find her?"
Ye Flood said: "This is easy, let's go find a lively town, pick the biggest brothel, call a few of the most popular red girls, and then report my name, don't worry about my junior sister not coming to the door." ”
Chu Qingliu said: "You mean to prostitute?"
Ye Flood said: "In addition to prostitution, do you have any other good methods?"
Chu Qingliu said: "What good way do I have? Okay, let's go to prostitution." But let's talk first, I will only accompany you to mess around for five days, and after five days, no matter whether this thing is successful or not, you go yours, I go mine, and we have nothing to do with each other from now on. ”