Chapter 323: Misunderstanding
The graduation thesis is the last step of the university, and if you pass it, you can graduate successfully. Of course, before that, it is necessary to focus on the selection of topics. Therefore, everyone gathered in the classroom rarely, and even those who were interning outside came back, waiting for the supervisor to give the thesis topic
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"Damn, I haven't seen you for two months, the girls in our class seem to be better at dressing up, you see, you see, all of them have lace legs, and they also wear contact lenses, tsk, it's just a sudden increase in the beauty index of the girls in our class. ”
Ye Shuxian looked around at the girls in the class, and said whatever she wanted, and her voice was not shy about speaking, so big that the whole classroom could hear it clearly.
No, it immediately provoked the resentful eyes of several girls wearing contact lenses and lace stockings.
"If you don't want to provoke the public's anger, you can keep your mouth shut. ”
Li Zonghan sat on the seat, sitting in a very strange position, sitting with only half of his buttocks, and his movements were very slow, but despite this, sometimes he would pull the wound and gasp in pain.
Yin shook his head helplessly, Zong Han was not lightly harmed by Ye Fatzi, looking at this, it will take at least half a month to get better.
It seems that he feels guilty about hurting Li Zonghan, but Ye Fatzi unexpectedly didn't reply this time, but just asked with a smile: "King Chu, is your fart~ eye better?"
"Damn, what do you say!"
As soon as he said this, Li Zonghan was angry, suddenly stood up and shouted, and said secretly: That place is an excretory port, which is already susceptible to bacteria, can the wound heal so quickly.
"Don't get excited, don't get excited, let's sit down, sit down and talk well!"
Ye Shuxian comforted Li Zonghan and sat down slowly, "I bought the best medicine in the pharmacy, a box costs three hundred and eight, and the doctor also said that it is a special medicine for the treatment of anal ~ fissure, it can be cured in three or five days, and it shouldn't be unresponsive at all." ”
Anal ~ fissure?
Hearing this, where could Li Zonghan still sit still, stood up from his seat with severe pain, and suddenly tightened the neck of the fat man, "Anal ~ crack your mother, Lao Tzu was stabbed by you, not anal ~ crack." I rubbed it, I said how to apply it after it didn't work, but it was more serious, dare to love you, a dead fat man, bought the wrong medicine. ”
"King Chu, let go, let go, if you don't let go, brother will be strangled to death by you!"
Ye Fatzi's face turned red, and he slapped Li Zonghan's arm, pretending to be very painful
。
"Hmph"
Li Zonghan snorted coldly, and unwillingly let go of Ye Fatzi.
At this time, Yang Ting and a group of girls surrounded her, their faces were blushing, and their eyes were full of disgust.
"Ye Shuxian, Li Zonghan, I don't care what dirty behavior you two have done in secret, but this is a classroom, a public place, can you pay attention to the influence. Yang Ting gritted her teeth.
"That's it, it's okay to engage in same~sexual~ love, and it's not ashamed to say it in front of so many classmates. ”
"Don't be ashamed!"
The rest of the students echoed it.
Li Lie and Wu Hao were stunned for a moment, and then laughed out loud, this is very big news, Ye Shuxian and Li Zonghan, who are English majors, are actually a pair of gay, and they also injured their bodies, a rare thing, a big rarity.
Li Zonghan and Ye Shuxian's faces were green.
"Squad Leader Yang, you misunderstood, we are not what you think at all. (Marshmallow offers Txt free download)"
"Yes, squad leader Yang, I took a broom pole and accidentally stabbed the virgin king. ”
Take a broom pole?
When Yang Ting and her party heard this, their eyes widened.
"You ...... You're just obscene, shameless, filthy, and disgusting with a broomstick, you ......"
Yang Ting was about to vomit, and the faces of the other girls were also full of disgust, and they all took a few steps back, looking at Ye Shuxian and Li Zonghan vigilantly, as if the two of them had some contagious disease, and they had to hide
。
In fact, this is mainly because of the senior year, girls are basically not shy when watching island blockbusters, and the knowledge in that area is naturally quite strong, so when they heard Ye Shuxian and Li Zonghan's words, they were immediately characterized as same~sexual~ love. But if you change to your freshman year, you will not think about it at that time.
was misunderstood by the whole class, Li Zonghan and Ye Shuxian wanted to cry without tears, the two leaned together with the same illness, but at a certain moment they suddenly bounced off like an electric shock, and then they were so intimately glued together, then they really sat on the hat of same~sexual~love.
Their eyes looked for Qi Yin and Li Congwen, and they found that Li Congwen and Yin, who were standing not far from them, had already walked to the seat far away from them and sat down.
"Bad friends, these two are just bad friends!"
Li Zonghan and Ye Shuxian smiled bitterly, and finally the two complained to each other.
"Dead fatty, it's all your fault, they're all fucking graduating, and you let the whole class misunderstand Lao Tzu like this. ”
"Damn, if you hadn't shouted something loudly about anal ~ fissure, would they have misunderstood?"
"Fuck off. ”
Li Zonghan cursed, limped onto the podium, took out chalk, and wrote a line of words on the blackboard: "Brother is a pure master!"
Ye Fatzi was not far behind, and he also stepped forward to write that line of words, and added the word "too" when he was gone.
However, their whitewashing behavior was obviously not recognized by everyone, but caused laughter.
"Stinky Tang Mo, look at your roommates, who are they, I see, it's better for you to distance yourself from them, so as not to be spoiled by them. ”
Liu Yanyue, who was sitting on the left side of Yin, was quite worried that men would be infected with bad habits like Li Zonghan and Ye Shuxian.
"They are really not what you think!" Yin's explanation now seems pale and weak, these two goods are too good at buttoning their hats on their heads.
"What is not what we think, what is stabbed and cracked, this thing can still be wrong!" Liu Yanyue naturally didn't believe it, and when she said this, her face turned red with shame
。
Yin Ye could only raise her eyebrows helplessly, and Ning Kexin, who was sitting on his right, never spoke, just looked at the man stupidly, as if there was only a man in her eyes.
Li Congwen supported his chin with his left hand and sat in the back position. If you don't envy your own old Tang, it's just, look at this, there are two flowers in the class on the left and right, one of which is still at the school level. The three of them have no sense of disobedience like this, and they get along quite harmoniously, which is what many men dream of.
He is thinking about whether to build a Baidu Encyclopedia specifically for his old Tang after graduation, and then write his legendary experience into it.
......
It didn't take long for the tutor to come in with a notebook, and everyone quickly quieted down, after all, it's a senior year, and it's rare to have a class, which is still quite cherished.
After connecting the multimedia host, the tutor will start the roll call. Of course, the purpose of the roll call is no longer to deduct the usual points, but to see who has not arrived, and then call him to come over quickly, and everyone has to choose one for the graduation thesis.
Every time a name is pronounced, someone at the bottom raises their hand to sign.
"Pang Tong, Pang Tong ......"
The tutor suddenly read an unfamiliar name, and everyone looked at each other, who is Pang Tong, why haven't you heard of this person, is he our professional person?
"Which of you is Pang Tong?"
There are a lot of classes that the tutor has to lead, and I really don't know if there is such a person as Pang Tong in the English major.
"Teacher, Pang Tong is not a student of our major, and we haven't heard of this name in four years of college. Yang Ting stood up and said to her mentor.
"Not a student of this major? However, my roster clearly has his name on it, strange, really strange, is there something wrong with the academic affairs system? The tutor put on reading glasses and began to log in to the school's education system to check if there was such a person as Pang Tong.
At this moment, a silver-haired boy wearing a white V-neck and short sleeves walked in from outside the classroom, with his hands in his trouser pockets, and his whole body was full of an evil temperament. As soon as he came in, the temperature of the entire classroom dropped a few points out of thin air, and many girls couldn't help but shiver. ()
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