Chapter 9 Toilet Swordsmanship
"What is the head of the Qingcheng faction, how can he still bully a young man, it's really not ashamed. Suddenly, I heard someone outside the door say, but the person's voice was very good, mixed with a hint of contempt, which made people feel refreshed.
Qiao Zhengyu was curious, and hurriedly looked towards the gate, only to see a person walking slowly outside the door. But I saw that the man was slender, with a long robe and a green shirt, a delicate face, and a long sword in his hand, and his face was full of cynicism.
The man walked into the inn in a few steps, sat down opposite Yu Canghai, lifted one foot and stepped on the bench opposite.
"Who are you, dare to meddle with Lao Tzu's affairs?" Yu Canghai thought about all the faces of all the characters in the rivers and lakes in his heart, and he didn't know who this person was in front of him, so he simply asked directly.
The man laughed and said, "Who am I? I'm afraid I'll startle you by saying it." You have to listen well, I am Ling Hu Chong, the most handsome, smartest and most powerful disciple of the Huashan Sect in the history. Well, I've heard of it. After speaking, he got up and drew his sword, and immediately sang with his sword: "Qiankun is my home in his sleeve, and I will pick flowers from heaven to earth." He is happy like a fairy in his life, and he does not make Nanshan Yunzhong tea. ”
"Boom, boom, boom. "A few swordsmanship unfolded, flowing water, chic and free, it is the authentic Huashan swordsmanship.
"It turned out to be a disciple of Yue Buqun, I thought it was some big shot. Your master is still afraid of me when he sees me, how dare you be so presumptuous in front of me. Anyway, I don't have time to talk to you today, if you want to die, hurry up, otherwise don't blame me for not giving Yue Buqun face. Yu Canghai leaned on the old and sold the old, and after scolding, he turned around and continued to ask Lin Pingzhi.
Linghu Chong was happy, and stabbed straight with his sword. Yu Canghai didn't expect him to stab him, so he hurriedly took a leap and shouted: "Linghu Chong, don't be ashamed, I think you are tired of life." ”
Holding the hilt of the sword with one hand, the thumb flicked open the scabbard, only to hear the sound of "Zheng", and the long sword was already out of the sheath.
sneered: "Since you like to meddle so much, then Lao Tzu will send you to the region." ”
"Huh, hmm" The two swords, flying like lightning, attacked Linghu Chong's cheeks.
"Good swordsmanship!" Lin Pingzhi secretly exclaimed to himself, although he didn't have a good impression of Yu Canghai, but his Qingcheng swordsmanship was exquisite, which made him can't help but applaud.
Linghu Chong saw that his long sword was stabbed, stretched out his sword to block it, and then stabbed Yu Canghai in the lower abdomen with a backhand.
"Good boy, I can't see that there are still two hits, no wonder it's so rampant. Yu Canghai sneered, flicked back the sword, turned his wrist around, the tip of the sword pointed upward, and attacked Ling Hu Chong's face.
It's just that his move is extremely fast and his movements are hidden, so that although Hu Chong has seen his intentions, he can't dodge it. At the moment, I was in my heart, and I simply came to a lose-lose play, but I didn't dodge or dodge, facing the opponent's long sword, and stabbed straight with my sword.
"What kind of play? Do you really want to die? Yu Canghai hurriedly withdrew his moves, turned from offense to defense, and tightly protected his heart. His martial arts are too much higher than Ling Hu Chong, although the move just now was thrilling, but he was also frightened, and he couldn't help but be a little surprised.
Linghu Chong smiled and said: "Huashan swordsmanship, Master Yu has a lot of knowledge, don't you know it." ”
Yu Canghai shook his head and said, "Bullshit, this is definitely not a Huashan swordsmanship. I also know a little about the Huashan faction, the Huashan swordsmanship moves are exquisite, pay attention to excellence, and there is no such stalking move at all. ”
Linghu Chong said: "Yes, you are right. My swordsmanship is indeed not Huashan swordsmanship, but it is called 'thatched toilet swordsmanship', which I came up with when I went to the latrine. As you know, flies and mosquitoes are the most annoying in the latrine, and in order to prevent being bitten by them, I had to come up with a sword move.
"I just fought with you for a few rounds, and suddenly I had a feeling of déjà vu, so I inadvertently used it. Now it seems that against people like you, why use the Huashan sword technique, this sword technique is just right. Covering his nose with one hand and waving his long sword with the other, he attacked Yu Canghai.
"I'm so angry, Ling Hu Chong, I won't kill you today, and I swear not to be a person. Yu Canghai was obviously annoyed and angry, swinging his sword and stabbing horizontally, his martial arts skills were high, and at this time, the murderous aura suddenly rose, and the moves were infinitely powerful and abnormal.
"Well, this Yu dwarf still has some skills, if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes today, he wouldn't have known that there were such powerful swordsmanship on the rivers and lakes. Qiao Zhengyu couldn't help but say after watching it for a long time.
Piao Piao looked disdainful, glanced at him, shook his head and said nothing.
Qiao Zhengyu smiled: "It's no wonder, you are a girl who doesn't know martial arts, where can you see the subtleties in this." It's better to be like this, Piao Piao, don't be too picky, you might as well watch it while eating, just watch the show. ”
Piao Piao looked a little helpless, nodded, picked up the chopsticks, and put a piece of meat in her mouth.
"Ling Hu Chong, what Huashan swordsmanship you have learned here, all of them are stalking, so you are not afraid of tarnishing the reputation of the Huashan faction. Yu Canghai and Linghu Chong fought for dozens of rounds, but when they saw that the opponent's swordsmanship was nondescript, they couldn't help but be a little annoyed.
Ling Hu Chong smiled: "Why do you care so much, as long as you can win, you are a good swordsmanship, so why bother what kind of swordsmanship he is." There are more people like you in the rivers and lakes, full of benevolence, righteousness and morality all day long, rules and regulations, and everything has to be done as you say, isn't it too tired? ”
He holds a sword in his left hand for a while, and uses a sword in his right hand for a while, and his moves are chaotic, and he hits wherever he wants, without the slightest discipline at all. It's just that by virtue of his temperament, he uses a sword arbitrarily, although he does not have an advantage, but he is fishing in troubled waters, and Yu Canghai can't touch the north for a while.
The two fought for 30 rounds, but it was also difficult to distinguish between victory and defeat.
Yu Canghai was stunned by his understanding at first, but after a few tricks, he already understood it completely.
sneered: "Ling Hu Chong, you just beat me back and forth, it turns out that you are all bluffing me." The long sword in his hand shook, and he came up with a lot of strange moves, only to hear a "poof" sound, which had already pierced into Ling Hu Chong's left shoulder.
"Ling Hu Chong, does it matter if you are injured?" Qiao Zhengyu didn't say a word, he pulled out his iron sword and rushed forward, wanting to pick Yu Canghai's sword away. It's just that his martial arts are low, and if he wants to pick off the sword of the head of the Qingcheng faction, he is simply beyond his strength.
Hearing the sound of "dang", Yu Canghai did not move at all, and the long sword was still inserted in Ling Hu Chong's body.
"Hehe, Ge Laozi, another fateful one. Yu Canghai laughed wildly, drew his sword and swung it towards Qiao Zhengyu, but halfway through the sword, he suddenly stopped and asked in surprise: "Wuyue Ling Sword?"
"Where did the iron sword in your hand come from?" asked Yu Canghai.
Qiao Zhengyu was stunned for a moment, immediately comprehended, and said with a smile: "Oh, are you asking about this iron sword." Of course, my master gave it to me, so if you know each other, you should leave quickly, lest my master come, and you will look good then. ”
Yu Canghai sneered: "My Qingcheng Sect does not belong to the Wuyue Sword Sect, even if the Wind Alliance Lord comes in person, I, Yu Canghai, can not give face." Boy, for your master's sake, I won't bother with you today, as long as you get out of the way, I can not blame the past. ”
The implication is too obvious, that is, you can give face to the Wuyue Sword Sect, or you can not give it, but if you are obsessed, you will not blame me.